Laxmi Aayegi Itni ki Sab jagah Naam hoga

Laxmi Aayegi Itni ki Sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat Vyapar bade itna Adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar Samaj me banoge Sartaj,
Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye
.
Deep Jalte Jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, Dua hai hamari
Aap Chand ki tarah Jagmagate rahe.

"Happy Diwali"

Beautiful Quote By

Beautiful Quote By
Shakespeare ...

"L O V E" All

"T R U S T" A Few

DO " W R O N G" To
None ... (:

Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch

Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!


Izzat ,

Shohrat ,

Daulat




Aur Haan ...




Aata
Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->

Ek Hoor Ne

Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li


Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??


Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)

Its S T R A N G E

Its
S T R A N G E

"In the past,
Nobody had a Watch
But
Everyone had Time
Now
Everyone has a Watch,
But
Nobody has Time ... "

Isn't It ??

You've experienced

You've experienced
True Love
If you've taken away d
feelings, taken away d
passion & taken away d
romance
Only to find th8 even
after th8
You Still Care

Friendship is lyk a

Friendship is lyk a
Gold Chan
Ech link is a memory
4m past 2 present
Nvr let d Chain break
or else Frndship 'll b
gone,
Remember
Gold is valuable as d
Frendship is ... :)

The Power Of Positive Thinking

The Power Of Positive Thinking
Is Like Car With A Powerful
Engine That Can Take You To
The Summit Of A Mountain ...

G o O d
M o R n I n G ... :)

Happiness Is Lyk A

Happiness Is Lyk A
Radio Station
Broadcasting All d Tym
U Just Have 2 Learn
How 2 Tune In &
Receive It Properly

Stay Tune n Be Happy
Always

Raah-geero'n Se

Raah-geero'n Se
Tasadum Ka Sabab
Banta Hy ...


Tujh Se Milney Ka
Achanak Hi Iraada
Hona ... :)

Mere Jism Se Uski Khushbu

Mere Jism Se Uski Khushbu
Aaj Bhi Aati Hy "Mohsin"

Main Ne Fursat Mein Kabhi
Dil Se Lagaya Tha Usay

Wo Uktaya Sa Rehta

Wo Uktaya Sa Rehta
Hy Humari Wafao'n
Se ...


Usay Keh Dena Humei'n
Dikhawey Ki Mohabbat
Achi Nahi Lagti

Hans k Runj-o-Musibat

Hans k Runj-o-Musibat
Ko Saha Hy Hum Ne

Is Umeed Per k Kal Aaj
Se Behter Hoga ... !!!

Tu Chaley Saath Tou

Tu Chaley Saath Tou
Aahat Bhi Na Aaye Apni

Darmiyan Hum Bhi Na Hon
Yun Tujhy Chahei'n Tanha ...

Secret of Good Health

Dentist's Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)

Aik pathan bath room gaya

Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.


Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?

Pathan Ny NADRA

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.

Pathan Bola,

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" =P

dil k toot jane pr

dil k toot jane pr ab malal kia krna..?

pathron ki basti mein aaiene to tootain gy...!

duniya sey mukhtalif hai

duniya sey mukhtalif hai mera andaaz-e-zindagi ghalib..

mein zakham khaata hoon to aur nikhar jaata hoon...

humain to kb se pta

humain to kb se pta tha k tu bewafa ha"sagar"

tujhe chaha is liye k shaiyad teri fitrat badal jaye.

kal raat meri neend

kal raat meri neend mujh se ulj pari..

kon hai jis ki yaad tujhy sone nahi deti..

jab tum ne mujh se nata

jab tum ne mujh se nata tor hi daya hai..

faqat mahrbani kor ye bikhri hovi yadain le jao..

ye ehtaraam to karna

ye ehtaraam to karna zaroor padta hai
jo tu kharide to bikna zaroor padta hai

Mgroor jo kehti hai

Mgroor jo kehti hai kehti rhay duniya
hum mur k kisi shaks ko dhekha nahi krtay

ae"RAB"tu hi bata

ae"RAB"tu hi bata agar tera ekhtyaar mujh per hai.

tu main ek shkhas ki muhabat ka aaseer kauon hon.

un k liye jab hum ne bhatakna chorr dia

un k liye jab hum ne bhatakna chorr dia.

yaad mein unki jab tarapna chorr dia.

wo roye bohat aa kar tab humary paas.

jab humary dil ne dharakna chhor dia.

kar kar k min'nten

kar kar k min'nten teri aadat bigar di..

danista tujhe hmne sitamgar bana diya....

H o n e s t y I s T h e B e s t P o l i c y

U n d o u b t l y
H o n e s t y
I s
T h e
B e s t
P o l i c y ...
W h e n
T h e r e
I s
M o n e y
I n
I t ... ;)

Faraz

Gar janna ho apni mussarat ka sabab
Faraz
To kabhi mere dil ki dharkan to suno….

Faraz

Kahin se dhoond k laa do wafa jo mil jaye

""Faraz""

Taras gaya hai jahan rasm-e dosti k liye.

Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty

Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen

Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi


Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To




Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)

tu kia hum rooh me

tu kia hum rooh me me bhi utrey howe hain,

tum ne chaha hi nahi chahne walon ki tarha.

ye shehr k logg jissay

ye shehr k logg jissay kehtay hain masseeha,

wo shaks meray dard say anjaan sa qyun hai?

matti ka bana hy to ghul qun nahi jata,

pathar ka sanam hai to insan sa qun hai?

wisl ho ya firaq

wisl ho ya firaq ho mohsin,

jagna sari rat mushkil hi..

Jin ka ireeda

jin ka ireeda ho umar bhar,saath nibhane ka jana..,

wo janaazey ke peeche janaaza laga dete hain...

masmiyat ka ye andaaz

masmiyat ka ye andaaz bhi mere mehboob ka hai"mohsin"

us ko tasveer mein bhi dekhon to palkein jhuka leta hai...,

Ek Pathan Ghalti Se

Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:



Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.

Amazing Home Remedies

Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U 've Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)

Beta Baap Se

Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???

Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->

Tum Badey Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy

Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

Student: Shaadi ..

Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?

Student: Dulha ..

Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?

Student: Dulhan ..

Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >

student: Nikkah ... =P ;)

Main Sochta Hn k Kia

Main Sochta Hn k Kia
Sochta Rhta Hn
Teri Berukhio'n Me
Armano Ko Nochta Rhta
Hn
Zndgi Tou Wohi Thi Jo
Tere Naam Krdi Thi
Ab Is Bejaan Jism Me
Kia Khota Rhta Hbn

Bik Raha Tha Waqt k Bazaar

Bik Raha Tha Waqt k Bazaar
Mein Meri Ghairat Ka Lahuu

Mudd k Jo Dekha Tou Apna
Hii Dost Kharidaar Nikla ...

Ae Aankh Tuu Band Ho Jaa

Ae Aankh Tuu Band
Ho Jaa

Khwabo'n Mein Un Ki
Surat
Tou Nazar Aane De

Intizaar Tou Subha
Phir Shruu hoga

Kam-az-Kam Raat
Tou Khusi Se Guzar
Jane De ... :)

Ehsaas Na Ker In Jazbo'n

Ehsaas Na Ker In Jazbo'n
Ka Nazro'n Se Gira De
Beshak ... Lekin !!!

Jeena Bhi Mujhy Dushwaar
Lagey, Itna Tou Nazar-Andaaz
Na Ker ... !!!

Kia Rakha Hy Apni

Kia Rakha Hy Apni
Zindagi k Iss Afsaney
Mein "GHALIB"

Kuch Guzri Yaar Bananey
Mein Kuch Guzri Yaar
Bhulaney Mein !!!

Interesting but True

Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?


Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay Aana... =P ;->

Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko

Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"

BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."

"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->

During the match

During the match

batsman LBW hoa

1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,

lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.

Agar dm hai to inka

Agar dm hai to inka jawab do ap ne bhi bht sawal dekhe honge try it.

1. Adam A'A ne zameen par pehla phal kon sa khaya?
2. Roo a zamin par sb se pehle drakht kon sa tha?
3. Wo kon sa phal hai jo zamin k andar ugta hai?
4. Wo kon sa parinda hai jiska damagh nhi hota?
Challenge reply must.

T h e M o s t I m p o r t a n t

T h e
M o s t
I m p o r t a n t
I n g r e d i e n t
I n
T h e
F o r m u l a
O f
S u c c e s s
I s
P e r f o r m i n g
C o n s i s t e n t l y ... :)

BeCaUsE oF yOu !

BeCaUsE oF yOu !
I bElIeVe In Me
YoU'vE bRoUgHt,
A lIgHt InTo Me
BeCaUsE oF yOu !
My HeArT nO lOnGeR
aChE
yOu TaUgHt Me HoW
tO lOvE n To Be LoVeD
BeCaUsE oF yOu !
I m No LoNgEr ScArEd
I fEeL bRaNd NeW
eAcH dAy, As I gO
tHrOuGh EaCh HoUr
BeCaUsE oF yOu !
I'vE nO dOuBtS
yOuR fRiEnDsHiP gUiDeS
mE iN aLl Go ThRoUgH
ThNx It'S aLl BeCaUsE
oF yOu .. :)

L o v e Is Lot Like

L o v e
Is Lot Like
A Backache ...
It Doesn't Shown Up On
X-rays ...
But
You Know
Its There ... :)

L o v e Is What

L o v e
Is What Make
You Live

n

The Same
L o v e
May Sometimes Makes
you Die ... !!

The Most Important

The Most Important
Thing Is Life Is ...
To Love Someone ...


The Second Most
Important Thing In
Life Is ...
To have Someone
Love You

The Third Most
Important Thing Is ...
To Have The First Two
Happen At The Same
Time ... ^_^

Good Morning

Good Morning

Whenever U feel Urself
in d sea of
Tears,Worries,Tensions

Just go & offer ur
prayer then bow Urself
be4 HIM !

Close Ur eyes
Now universe is mch
more bright, U'll feel
better !

Tell HIM everything wid
tears. Don't hide
anything
HE know d heart !!

U must feel
HE is listening U
as a sincere friend

HE 'll show U right way
HE 'll solve Ur probs !

Bcoz

HE is d most merciful
He is d most beneficent
HE is d only LORD
HE is d great ALLAH ...

A man is like a fraction

A man is like a fraction
whose numerator is
wh8 He is & whose
denominator is wh8 He
thinks of Himself.
Larger the denominator,
Smaller the fraction

-Leo Tolstoy-

Without Tasting The Worst Situation

Without Tasting The
Worst Situation,
No One Can Taste
The Best Thing Of Life ..

Dare To Face Anything in
Your Mysterious Life

G o.0 d
M o R n I n G =)

F.r.i.e.n.d.s

F.r.i.e.n.d.s
Walk Lightly Into Our
Lives
And
Slowly Into Our Mind
At 1st We Never Care
Who They r...
Later We Don't Know
Who We r Without
Them ... (=

If " T r u t h " Hurts ...

If
" T r u t h "
Hurts ...

There's No Harm In
Speaking Small
" L i e s "
Which Makes One
" H a p p y " (:

in dosti k rahoon main

in dosti k rahoon main dhoka na dena"faraz"

mera yakeen tujh pe aisa hai jesa zindagi ka mout par.

Ro ro kar usne

ro ro kar usne kaha mujhe tum se nafrat hai..

agar nafrat thi tu phir itna rona kauon?

kuch ajeeb hein mery dil k mashghaley

'DUNIYA'se kuch ajeeb hein mery dil k mashghaley..

'KANTON'ko choomta hoon ta k phoolon ka dil jaley...

May the beauty Of deepavali season

May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

AE KHUDA tujh se koi

AE KHUDA tujh se koi shikwa nahi hai mujh..

use agar mera nahi hona tha tu use dost kauon banya mera.

May the joy, cheer

May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy deepavali…..

Wish u Happy Diwali

Wish u Happy Diwali

I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu

bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi "BUZURGO" ko nipta lu.

Ashirwad Mile Bado Se

Ashirwad Mile Bado Se
Sahyog Mile Apno Se
Khusiya Mile Jag Se
Doulat Mile Rub Se
Yahi Duaa Karte He Hum Dil Se

Wish U A
"Happy
Dipa

Rasool Allah (S.A.W)

Rasool Allah (S.A.W)
Ne Farmaya
"Yaqinan qayamat k
din Allah k nazdeek wo
shakhs sab se bura
shumar hoga jisy
logo'n ne uski
Bad-zubani ki waja se
chorh dia ho"

There 2 ways to

There 2 ways to
establish competitive
advantage

1. Do things better
than others

or

2. Do things
differently....

The Size Of Candles

The Size Of Candles
May Differ But They
Yield The Same
BRIGHTNESS
Its Not The Matter Of
Your Position, Nut Your
Ability That SHINES ... (=

The secret of joy in

The secret of joy in
work is contained in
one word
Excellence ...
to know how to do
something well is to
enjoy it ... :)

P E O P L E Come To Y O U

P E O P L E
Come To
Y O U ,

For What
Y O U
Have .... !!

But .......

F R I E N D S
Come To
Y O U

For What
Y O U
Are ... !! (",)

Love Is When

Love Is When
You're in love with
someone,
You've no need to say
"good-bye", because
You're always in Each
Others Heart ...
Staying Forever There .. :)

Everyday A deer awakens

Everyday
A deer awakens
knowing it must outrun
the fastest lion or be
hunted to death

Everyday
A lion awakens knowing
it must outrun the
slowest deer or starve
to death

In this lifetime, it
doesn't matter wether
yo r a deer or a lion
When the sun rises,
You should be running
at your best
Gud a.m (:

Life Is Like A Cardiogram

Life Is Like A
Cardiogram ...
It Always Has Up &
Down Graph.
If Its Steady, It Dies ...
So Accept The Ups &
Downs Positively...

G o 0 d
M o R n I n G (:->

Whoever Says

Whoever Says
'Money Can't Buy
Happiness'
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)

S t r a n g e

S t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->

9 Most Brain Damaging Habits

9 Most Brain
Damaging Habits

1. No breakfast
2. Over eating
3. Smoking
4. High sugar
consumption
5. Air pollution
6. Sleep deprivation
7.Head covered while
sleeping
8. Working with your
brain during illness
9. Talking rarely

Forward To Whom
You Care About ... :)

T h O u G h T

~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~


After
T u e s d a y .......



Week Itself Says .......



W T F ....... =P ;->

The Worst Feeling Isn't

The Worst Feeling Isn't
Being Lonely ...
Its Being Forgotten By
Someone You Could
Never Forget ...
' LoSt DeSiRe '

I Am Mad For

I Am Mad For
Her ..... !!



But



Why On Earth
I Ain't Made For
Her ......... ??

SAb kEhte hAiN

SAb kEhte hAiN
9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy,
Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy,

Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..??



1. TiME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE.. :p ;->

English Wonder

English Wonder

These Words Have Something In Common...
Banana, Dresser, Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven

Could U identify ?

In each of the words listed,
Move 1st letter to the end of the word and read backwards.
It spells the same... (:->

1 pagal dusre pagal se

1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):

Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?

Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p

This diwali tumko mile

This diwali tumko mile
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
lots of crackers aur phuljhari
sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti
and lots n lots of fun n masti
Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI!

ae khuda wand tala

ae khuda wand tala ye kasi teri dunyia hai.

Kah zinda insan zindgi mangta hai tuj se.

ye dil ka parinda bhi

ye dil ka parinda bhi ajab shey he keh jisne,

Pyasa bhi raha dasht se hijrat bhi nahen ki.

One day a Man sa

One day a Man said 2 God: I LOVE U THE MOST.


God took all his wealth n asked: Do u love Me now?


The man said: More than before !


God made all his family against him so they all left him.


God asked: Do u still love Me?


He said: Yes


God made him so poor that he had nothing 2 wear n eat !


God asked once more: Do u love me now?


The man said: I love U the most now because..

THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN US NOW!

Uss Se Kaho Ek Baar

Uss Se Kaho Ek Baar Aur Dekh Ke Azaad Kar De Mujhe

K Mein Aaj Bhi Uss Ki Pehli Nazar Ki Qaid Mein Hoon

Meri Zubaan Se Meri Daastan Suno To Sahi

Meri Zubaan Se Meri Daastan Suno To Sahi
yaqin karo na karo meherban suno to sahi

chalo ye maan liya mujrim-e-mohabbat hain
hamare jurm kaa hamse bayan suno to sahi

There are many brave men

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->

PUre NeWz

=PUre NeWz =



1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,



Q k





Wo sUit



MaLika Sharwat

Ka tha...>>!

Dekhty hen ap kitny zheen

Dekhty hen ap kitny zheen hen & 'URDU' pe aapko kitni mahaarat hasil hai...

Anday ki zardi white
'HOTI' hai ya
'HOTA' hai?

Rply must... ;->

Pathan namaz parhnay gya

Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->

yeh samjhta hai her

yeh samjhta hai her aane wala.

main na aao tu tamasha hi na ho.

ye sub moyasir-e-majood

ye sub moyasir-e-majood ka gumaan hi na ho.

main jis ko abr samjhta hon wo duhaan hi na ho.

waqat ki aanch pe pather

waqat ki aanch pe pather bhi paghal jate hain.

qahahe toot k ashkon main badal jate hain.

na pakren daman-e-alyaas

na pakren daman-e-alyaas gardab-e-fana main hum.

k badter doob kar marne se hai jeena sahare ka.

kal dekha aik admi

kal dekha aik admi aata safr ki dhool main.

ghum tha apne aap main jase khushbo phool main,

ye fitna admi ki khana

ye fitna admi ki khana weerani ko kua kam hai.

howe tum dost jis k dushman aasman kauon ho..

shayad mera wajood

shayad mera wajood hi tha soraj shahr main..

main bujh gaya tu kitne gahron main chale charagh.

shayad kabhi arsa-e-ashk

shayad kabhi arsa-e-ashk shub kat na sake..

tu subha ki hawa hai hum shaam k charagh..

na buhla sake hum

na buhla sake hum haseen wadon ko..

khudi bhool bathe mujhy yaad delane wale..

Yeh rakh rakhao

yeh rakh rakhao muhabt sikha gayi hai use..

kah wo roth k bhi mujh se muskura k milta hai..

Aik Sardar ki 10 betiyan

Aik Sardar ki 10 betiyan thin phir ja
kar uskay ghar ek beta hua.
Sardar nay uska naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH. !

Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liy

Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko
1 hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
b is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.

Bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga

Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"

fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"

t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->

New scheme of school

New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations



Eid holidays



Winter holidays


And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)

Abba ne beti ko Date

Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.

Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia.

Beti muskaraty hue: Daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.

Duniya ki wo konsi Company

Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?



Ji haan aapne bilkul shi
gues kiya


Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->

when we throw a

when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
.
?
.
?
.
bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)

Dil Lagi K Liye College

Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar He Mar Liya Karty Thy

"pApPu"



















Bomb Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal Mela Bhi Band Karwa Diya... =P ;->

main ne kaha k mujhy

main ne kaha k mujhy chor do ya tor do...

wo be-wafa hans k boli:

itnay naayaab khilonay roz kahan milty hain...

mohabbat ki battian

mohabbat ki battian
mohabbat se kerna
mohabbat ka wada
wafaoun se kerna

mohabbat dua hai
dua hai mohabbat
diloun se nikaltie
sada hai mohabbat

ansoo ka qatra
zubaan hai mohabbat
ye dill janta hai
ke jaan hai mohabbat

Wo Kia Gaya k

Wo Kia Gaya k
Raunaq-e-Dar-o-Deewar
Gaye Mohsin

Ek Shaks Le Gaya
Meri Dunya Samait Ker

Cute Answer For A

Cute Answer For A
Difficult Question

Name The Court Where
All Big Sins & Faults
r 4given In a Second ?

A Small Child Smile &
Answered:
Its My MOM's Heart ... (:

Na Maango Har Baat Per

Na Maango Har Baat Per
Wazahatei'n Ae Dil-e-Nadan


Mohabbato'n Mein Kuch
Sawalo'n k Jawab Nahi Hoty

Whoever You May b

Whoever You May b
Wherever Life Leads
You
You r Always
A Mom's Child
A Dad's Dream
A Family Future
A Frend's Heart
n
Someone's Life
Be The Best It :)

R e m e m b e r

R e m e m b e r

"...Always be good with
the good
but
Never be bad with the
bad
because
You can't wash blood
with blood..."

RELATIONSHIPS

In Life
V Don't Need
More n More
RELATIONSHIPS
What V Need
Is
More n More Life
In Our
RELATIONSHIPS .. !

May Our Relationship
Always Be Full Of Life
(=

Btao ye konsa zamana hy

TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?


Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.

After watchng the pepsi

After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.

Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?

Boy

DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)

maa mujhe bhai chahiy

Kid: maa mujhe bhai chahiye.

Maa: Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gae hue hain, woh ajaen phr sochengay..

Kid: Maa, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain...

BADSHAH ne apnay WAZEER

BADSHAH ne apnay WAZEER ko 1 ANGOOTHI di Aur kaha k is par 1 aisa Sentence likho
jisko main agar khushi mein dekhon to ghamgeen ho jaoun. Aur agar gham mein dekhoun to khush ho jaoun.
Wazeer ne likha....

'YE WAQT GUZAR JAYE GA'...!!"

DEDICATED 2 PAKISTANI NATION !

Find ur Japanese Name

Find ur Japanese Name:
Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..

A=ka
B=tu
C=mi
D=te
E=ku
F=lu
G=ji
H=ri
I=ki
J=zu
K=me
L=ta
M=rin
N=to
O=mo
P=no
Q=ke
R=shi
S=ari
T=chi
U=do
V=ru
W=mei
X=na
Y=fu
Z=zi

4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)

Once upon a time there

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.












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.
.
Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.

Look At The

Look At The
Brightness Of The
Lamp ...
Not The Darkness
Underneath It ..
Optimism Isn't A
Attribute, Its A Way
Of Life ... (:

Success & Excuses

Success & Excuses

Don't Walk Together ..

If You Want Excuse ..
Forget About Success

If You You Want Success ..
Don't Give Excuses

What If You Give

What If You Give
Someone A Gift, And
They Neglected To
Thank You For It ..
Would You Be Likely To
Give Them Another ?
Life Is The Same Way,
In Order To Attract
More Of The Blessings
That Life Has To Offer ,
You Must Truly
Appreciate What You
Already Have ...

g 0.o D
m O r N i N g =]

Stay Blessed

The secret of health 4

The secret of health 4
both 'Mind n Body' is
not 2 'Mourn' 4 d past,
not 2 'Worry' abt
future, but 2 live d
present moment
'Wisely n Earnestly'

Gud A.M

The Choice You Make

The Choice You Make
Between

"H A T I N G"
n
"F O R G I V I N G"

Can Make The
Story Of Your
"L I F E"


G o.O d
/\/\ o R n I n G =]

Zindagi ko ZARURIAT

Zindagi ko ZARURIAT
Mein Rakho
KHWAISHAT Ki Taraf Na
Le Jao
Zaruriyat Faqiro'n ki b
Puuri Hoti Hyn
Aur
Khwaishei'n Badshaho'n
Ki b Baqi Reh Jati Hyn
Hazrat Ali r.a

Sawal hua NAMAZ Kitni

Sawal hua NAMAZ Kitni
Zaruri Hy

HAZRAT ALI r.a Said
"Agr tum pani me duub
rahy ho or tumhe'n pata
ho k WAQT-e-NAMAZ hy
tou tum niyat ker lo
tmhari NAMAZ ho jayegi"

T R U T H

T R U T H

Ppl Say Th8
Never Expect Anything
4m Others
But
The Fact Is
When V Rilli Like Some1
V Do Expect Something
4m Them
"A Little Care From
Heart" :)

I Asked

I Asked :
My Heart Is So Small,
How Can YOU Such
Great Sorrows In It ... ??

GOD Replied:
Your Eyes Are Even
Smaller, Yet They
Behold The World .. :)

Defeating or beating me

If
You
Even
Dream
Of
Defeating Or Beating
Me ...
You
Better
Wake Up
n
Apologize ..

I'll Forgive ... Coz
M Humble Na ... ;)

Feelings Are Ofte

Life's Most Deepest
Feelings Are Often
Express In Silence
And
The One Who Can Read
Volumes From Your
Silence ..
Is Your True
Companion ... :)

Sometimes

Sometimes
While I m lying in bed I
think about U
I know how V all r
growing up
Struggling to make
a place in the 'big big
world'
n
How 1 day V r gonna
get busy wid Our lives
I just want U to know
th8
I m scared to lose U, I
don't want U to
change
I want U to be around
I want U to stay beside
Me
I want U to make me
laugh n smile 4ever
just like U've always
done
U'll remain special to me
4ever n ever n U r 1
of those Friends I
won't ever 4get (=

apni taqdeer mein to kuch

apni taqdeer mein to kuch aisay he silsilay likhay hain.

koi apna kr bhool gya,kisi ne bhool kr apna liya..

chahre ka nisf hissa

chahre ka nisf hissa zer-e-naqaab kar k...

karte hain husan waley deedar mein milaawat!

All Schools, Colleges and Universities

All Schools, Colleges and Universities of Pakistan will remain close till 11th November!



For details visit:



www.inni-vi-lut-nai-pai-hoi.com
:-)

SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes

SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.


In The End,

He does not die, But

Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and

Titanic on the other hand. :-)

Just Imagine she Came Back

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

Why R U pregnant

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

Once there lived a SEXY MAN

Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...











"DINNER" ;->

u Dirty mind...

upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P

Sardarni: Have you eaten

Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..

sardaarni: dont try to lie,

Ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy

...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P

Father watching FashionTv

Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.

Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!

Everything is

Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/GooD MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->

Waldai'n ki Faryaad Aulaad k Naam

Waldai'n ki Faryaad Aulaad k Naam

Jis Din Tum Humei'n Boorha Dekho

Sabr Krna
Aur
Humei'n Samajhney ki Koshish Krna

Jab Hum Khaatey Huey Gandagi Kare'n
Aur
Apne Gandey Kapre Badal Na Sake'n Tou
Wo Waqt Yaad Krna
Jab Hum Tumhary Gandey Kaprey Badalty Thay.

Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhuul Jaye'n Tou Hum Pr Tanz Na Krna Aur
Apna Bachpan Yaad Krna.

Jab Hum Boorhey Ho kr Chal Na Paye'n Tou Humara Sahara Ban'na
Aur

A Rupee iS Easy 2 Earn

A Rupee iS Easy 2 Earn
But
a Smile iS Hard 2 Find
Rupee Loses iTs Value
Smile Increases iTs Worth
I Lost a Rupee Wen I sms U
But
Who Cares

1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le

1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:

Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.

Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha

Ek Kisan Gadi me Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya

Sipahi: Kya h isme?
Kisan: Gehun


.


Sipahi: Abe Hath mila main bhi GAY Hun

I'm Not Shakespear 2 Write About U

I'm Not Shakespear 2 Write About U.
I'm Not Sonu 2 Sing About U
I'm Not MF Hussain 2 Paint U.
I'm Just ur Frnd 2 Say,
I'm Always With U.

excuse for Halloween everyday

Being in a band
you can wear whatever you want –
it’s like an excuse for Halloween everyday.
~Gwen Stefani

Backward, turn backward

Backward, turn backward,
O Time, in your flight
make me a child again
just for to-night!
~Elizabeth Akers Allen

When witches go riding

When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
‘tis near Halloween.

Revised Version of

Revised Version of
TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can't afford all 3... =P ;->

Mohabbat K Sapney

Mohabbat
K Sapney
Dekhata Boht Hy,

Wo Raaton
Ko Mujh Ko
Jagata Bhi Boht Hy,

Me Aankhon
Me KajaL
Lagaon Tu Kese?

In Aankhon
Ko ZaLim RuLata Bhi Tu Boht Hai...

Arz kia hy

Arz kia hy...


AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...




AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...


Wah.. Wah..
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.
.
.
.
.

AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V're tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V're the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->

Farazko maaf kr dein

Faiz

Saghar

Iqbal

Jalib

Mohsin

Saher

Meer

Ghalib

Aatish

Nasir

Qateel

Akbar

Bashir bdr

Noshi gilani

Parvin shakir

Fakhra batool

Wasi

Amjad islam

Saleem kosar

Kafe azmi

Momin

Hafeez jalndhri

Qasmi

Wasiq

Hafiz

Daagh

Hasrat

Aur
AMJAD
ki appeal hy k

"Faraz" ko maaf kr dein. . . ;->

Owa owa owaon Owaon ami Owaan

Owa owa owaon Owaon ami Owaan
faraz...

hom ahon ahon aen
aen ahon papa...

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Ye tha faraz k bachpan ka sher jb wo sirf 7 month ka tha... ;->

Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi

Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?

Student:
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->

WhO iS a TrUe AnD gReAt FrIeNd

WhO iS a TrUe AnD gReAt FrIeNd?



















OnE wHo aTtEnDs ThE WaItInG CalL oF A fRiEnD wHeN LoVeR Is in ThE LiNe.

Golden Words

Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye

Magar

us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->

nahi masroof main

nahi masroof main itna k ghar ka rasta bhoolon.

Koi jab muntazir na ho to ghar acha nahi lagta..

Log Kehte Hain K Badam

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.




Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)

agar hum hasraton

agar hum hasraton ki qabar pe hi dafan ho jayen jana.

tu kutbe pe likh dena muhbat nar nahi sakti..

totlyaan nnochny

totlyaan nnochny ka juram kua hai jis ne..

wo mwre shahr ka sultan bhi ho sakta hai,,

Muje To Bachpan Sae

Muje To Bachpan Sae Kanty Chun Ny Kii Adat Thii
Muje Maat Choorna Kabhi K Kanty Chun Ny Kii To Pehly Adat Thii

Purani kahawat hai k

Purani kahawat hai k,
sotay waqt koi tension lay kr nahi sona chahiye,
.
.
.
Phir bhi
.
.
.
.

.

.

Hum Aap ko yad kr k soty hain...!

Good nigt.

Remix Version of TWIST

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.

Examz se 1 month pehle

Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: Ae Allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna

2nd ashre ki dua:
Allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye'n

Aakhri ashre ki dua:
Ae Allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho'n ga.. ;->

Shuru Sardi Me Sardi Se Ehtiyat

Hazrat ALI Says

Shuru Sardi Me
Sardi Se Ehtiyat
Kro
Aur
Akhir Me Uska
Khair Makhdam
Kro

Sardi Jismo'n Me
Wohi Krti Hy Jo Wo Darakhto'n Me Krti Hy
k
Ibtida Me
Darakhto'n Ko
Jhulsa Deti Hy
Aur
Intiha Me
Sarsabz-o-Shadab Krti Hy

(NehJul Balagha PG: 843)

Ajeeb hy ishq ka meya'ar aadmi k liye

Ajeeb hy ishq ka meya'ar aadmi k liye

K apne aap se bezaar hy kisi k liye

Tamam umr diye zakhm jis ne

Tarap raha hy Mohabbat mein dil Usi k liye...

Bhikari Pathan sy

Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.

Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.

Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana... ;->

If I were to make a dictionary

If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->

E x t r a o r d i n a r y

D o n ' t
W a i t
F o r
E x t r a o r d i n a r y
C i r c u m t a n c e s
T o
D o
G o o d
T r y
T o
U s e
O r d i n a r y
S i t u a t i o n

Good Morning

Most interesting lines on

Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Exuse me!
My face is above..... =P ;->

An Excellent Road Sentence

An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:



"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD ... !" ;)

If I can only touch the RAINBOW

If I can only touch the RAINBOW

I will write YOUR NAME on top of it

To let the PEOPLE know

How COLORFUL is my LIFE to have a PERSON like U ... (:

Tum k sunte rahe

Tum k sunte rahe,
auron ki zubani logo,
hum sunate hain tume,
apni kahani logo

Kon tha dushman-e-jan,
wo koi apna tha k gair,
han wahi dushman-e-jan,
dilbar jani logo

Zulf zanjeer thi zalim ki,
tou shamsheer badan,
Roop sa roop,jawani c jawani logo

Hum jo pagl thy,to be'waja nhi thy pagl,
Ek duniya thi mgr,uski deewani logo

Han wahi nam k jis naam se wabsta hai,
Hr mohabat,wo na'i ho,
k purani logon

Hum hi saada thay,
kiya us pe bharosa kya kya.
Hum hi nadan thay,
k logon ki na maani logo

Kis tarah bhol gaya,qol o qasam wo apne,
Kitni be'sarfa gai,
yad'diyani logon.../ ;->

A lady broke a signal & was

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

Chalo dekhy "Faraz" naya

Chalo dekhy "Faraz" naya saal mere muqadar me kya laya hy

Pichle saal kamino ne mera bht recrd lgaya hy

Shair koi b ho naam mera lgaya hy

Kambakhto'n ko na taras mere naam pe aya hy

Ab tou koi apne bache ka naam Faraz nhi rakhega

Sun'ne me tou ye elan b aya hy

Dusre mulk walo ko b heran krwaya hy

"Faraz" kon sa ajuba hy or Pakistanio ne kahan se paya hy

Itna mashoor tou ksi ka baap b na tha Faraz

Star nhi kamino ne mjhy super star bnaya hy =P ;)

Aap ki yaad main ek shair arz hai

Aap ki yaad main ek shair arz hai.
Today is Monday, tommorow is Manglwar.

Wah wah

Today is Monday, tommorow is Mangalwar..

I Miss u Yaar
I Miss u Yaar.. ;->

Saas Bahu Se

Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..

ya sang dilon hai

ya sang dilon hai,yahan sunta nahi faryad koi...

yahan hansta hai tab koi,jab hota hai barbad koi...

shayad k main kamzor jata

shayad k main kamzor jata us aakhri mulaqat mein..

mohsin

wo to baarish ki meharbani thi jis ne chupaya aansu mere..

chalo dunia ko choor chalen

chalo dunia ko choor chalen

""sagar""

suna hai log boht yaad krte hain chaley jane k baad..

meri gurbat ne uraya

meri gurbat ne uraya hay mere fun ka mazaq.

teri dolat ne tere aeb chupa rakhay hain...

un se dori b baha

un se dori b bahar,hal qyamat thi magar.

un ko pa kr b chean na aya ye qissa kay he?

Gham-E-Zendagi Teri Raha Mein

Gham-E-Zendagi Teri Raha Mein
Shab-E-Arzo Teri Chaha Mein

Ju Ujar Gia Wo Basa Nahi
Ju Bichar Gia Wo Mila Nahi

W0h jisey neend kaha

W0h jisey neend kaha karte hai sab, chain ki neend . .
.
.
W0h tere baad kabhi aankh me utri hi nahi . .

hasee'aankhon ko

hasee'aankhon ko parhne ka abi tak shoq hai mujh ko...

mohabbat main ujarr kar bhi meri aadat nahin badli..

rone se agar jo badal

rone se agar jo badal jaate naseeb..

ghalib..

to aaj duniya mein hum bhi khush naseeb hote.

We lives in deeds not

We lives in deeds not
days
In thoughts not
breathes
In feelings not on
figures over dial
He lives most ... Who
thinks most
Feels d best, Acts d
noblest .. (:

Bas Ek Tum Hi Nahi Thay

Bas Ek Tum Hi Nahi Thay

Meri Takmeel Mein Shamil

Mere Apne

Ajnabi

Sab Hi Shamil Thay

Phir Aisa Kyun Hua .. ?

Ek Bas Tumhary Jane Se

Meri Zaat Mein
Ashuura-pan

Baanjh Rutto'n Ki Terha

Theher Gaya Hy ... !!

Jab Gai Masjid-o-Mimber

Think Abt It ..........


Jab Gai Masjid-o-Mimber
Pe Nazar Eid k Baad

Aise Majrooh Huey
Qalb-o-Jigr Eid k Baad

Dar-o-Deewar-e-Masjid
Ne Kia Hum Se Sawal

Jo Namazi Thay Gaye
Ab Wo Kidher Eid k Baad ?

Jitna Ramzan Mein Kamaya
Tha Ganwaya Aakhir

Haye Chorhi Hi Nahi Koi
Kasar Eid k Baad

Mo'takif Thay Jo Masjid k
Sutoono'n Ki Trha

Koi Bhi Aata Nahi Nazar
In Mein Eid k Baad

Wo Tou Shetaan Hy Azaad
Hua Hy Lekin

Tu Musalman Hy Tu Aisa
Na Ker Eid k Baad ...

K r R r A z Y

- K r R r A z Y -


T r u t h
H u r t s

May Be Not As Much As

Jumping On A Bicycle
With Seat Missing ...
But It
H u r t s ... =P ;)

Pathan Ki B.V Us k

Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai





Logo'n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?








Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao'n Ga ... =P ;)

A friendship doesn't

A friendship doesn't
shine by shaking
hands in the best times
But
It blossoms by holding
the hands firmly in
critical times ...
Indeed, True friendship
doesn't require religion,
cast or culture similarity
But
Infact need a lot of
understanding blended
with extreme care, respect
and sacrifice .. (-,=)

For My Friends

For My Friends

You All r My
Strength, My Power,
My Belief, My
Imagination, My
Commitment

Above all, You All r
The Back Bone Of My
Life & I m Proud That
You r A Part Of It ... :)

Relations r Like a

Relations r Like a
'Rubber band'

F L E X I B L E

You Can Stretch It As
Much As You Want
But Don't Leave It After
Stretching
Bcoz It Really

H U R T S ..

Life is raw material.

Life is raw material.. We
r artisans.. We can
sculpt our existence
into something
beautiful or debase it
into ugliness.. It's in
our hands ...

GoOd A.M (:

Mst ppl treat d

Mst ppl treat d
present momnts as if
it were an abstacle
th8 dey need 2
ovrcum
Since d present
momnt is LIFE itself
its an insane way 2
live
Gud a.m (=

When V r Angry V Can

When V r Angry V Can
Change Decision But
Not Feelings
The Changed Decision
May Give Satisfaction
At That Time
But Later It Hurts Our
Feelings A Lot ...

Opinions Are Like

Opinions Are Like
Wrist Watches !!
Everyone's Watch
Shows Different Time
From Other ...
But
Everyone Believes
That Their Time Is
Accurate ... (;->

Beautiful Quote

-=- Beautiful Quote -=-

" The Greatest Gift
You Can Give To Someone
Is The Purity Of Your
Attention ... " :)

~ Richard Moss ~

Beautiful Lines

Beautiful Lines

"I Thought
L O V E
Is
L I F E ... !!!

But

My
L O V E
Taught Me What Is
L I F E ......... !!! :)

uss badnasib-musaafir

uss badnasib-musaafir ki qismat ko kya kahen

mohsin

dam torr diya jis ne manzil k saamne...

tere dil ka dastoor

tere dil ka dastoor bhi ajeeb hai

mohsin

mohabat un ko milti hai jinhen nibhani nahi aati..

meri zindagi main faqat

meri zindagi main faqat..

do he kaam, na mumkin rahy"wasi"

tujhy paa lene ki tamana.

ya phir?

tujhe bhool jane ki khawaish.....

This Baby Is Your

This Baby Is Your
Blessing,
I Wish Happiness In
Every Way
Good Luck
God Bless,
I Say And Many Blessings
And Wishes,
To Welcome Baby
Into Your Life Today.... :)

Congratulations

Congratulations !!!

On your new little one.
May you always be
As happy as you r today.
And, for you and your new
baby we wish blessings
from GOD above.... :)

It's been said that

It's been said that
When a child is born,
The Angels sing!
We are sure the Angels
Are singing to welcome
your new little one ..... :)

We are so happy your

We are so happy your new baby is here.
We send you blessings, love and lots of cheer!
Of all the blessings God sends from above,
the one most precious is a new baby to love.

A gift from above,
May your heart always feel the love... :)

Congratulations

Congratulations,
You may think it's over ...
But,
It's just beginning.
Enjoy the journey
with your new
little one,
It will be a great ride .. :)

Means "Khush"

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Means "Khush" =P ;->

Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay

Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge

Answer :

Lock Key

Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa

Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...

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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!

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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)

ROOH Ka BADLA

* ROOH Ka BADLA *

Andheri Raat Thi,
Ghar Pe Koi Nahi Tha.

Achanak Awaz I,
Maine Darr K Uth K Gharri Dekhi To

Raat K 3 Baj Rahy Thy, Light Jalai.
To Light Gai Hui Thi.

Phir Torch Pakri,
Aur Darrtay Darrtay DOOR EYE Se Dekha to Koi Nahi Tha.

Main Darr K Pucha, Kon Hai?
Par Aawaz Nahi I.

Phir Pucha To
Bohat Zor Se Garajti Hui Bhayanak Si Awaz Aai.

Main Hon...



FARAAZ.

Chun Chun K Badla Longa Kameeno..! :-)

Mujhay Tau Garmi Main Chakkar

Mujhay Tau Garmi Main Chakkar Aur Ulti Aa Gayee Thi Faraaz...

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Kameenon Nay Mashhoor Kar Diya Kay Faraz Maa Ban'nay Wala Hai. :-)

FARAZ in Bakra Mandi

FARAZ in Bakra Mandi:


Bakra Talaash Kar Kar K Thak Gaye Hain Faraz...

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Phir Kisi se Maloom Hua Ye to "Gaaye Mandi" hai. :-)

hum jaan se jainge

hum jaan se jainge tabhi baat bane gi...

tum se to koi rah nikali nahi jati...

her shab wo mere khabon

her shab wo mere khabon mein chala aata hai...

faraz

khwahish hai jis sey mujhe haqiqat main milne ki...

kantoon pe guzaar daitay

kantoon pe guzaar daitay hain apni saari umar..

kon kahta hai in pholoon ko koi ghm nahi hota..

mujhe ye gham nahi wo

mujhe ye gham nahi wo mujhse rotha hai wasi..

gham to bus ye he k ab uska khayal kon rakhay ga...

tumhe to naz boht

tumhe to naz boht dosto'n py tha "jalib"

alag thalag sy ho kia baat ho gaei piaray.

Ab To Mumkin Hi Nahi Un

Ab To Mumkin Hi Nahi Un Se Mulaqat
Ab To Aruj Pe Ponchi Hai Us Ki Zaat

Wohi Waade Hai Or Rasmoon Ki Zanjireen Baqi
Kab Badalti Hai Zamane Ki Riwayat

I'm trying to read a book

"Nite Reality"

"Funny Quote"

I'm trying to read a book on how to relax,

But i keep falling asleep..

G::_:: D Nite:
stay blessd:

mit'tay nahi hain mar

mit'tay nahi hain mar k bhi rishtay khaloos k..

"yonhi diye lahad pay jalata nahi koi..

wohi pyaar hai wohi

wohi pyaar hai wohi aarzu wohi dil lagi wohi justaju,

per apne apne maqaam per kabhi tum nahi to kabhi hum nahi...

hairaa'n hon k mujh

hairaa'n hon k mujh se hi maidaan jeet kar,

usko meri shikast ka dard chhorta nhi...

nahin aata fizaon se

nahin aata fizaon se pehle humen daman bacha lena...

tumhin par jan dy den ge kisi din azma lena..

us ne basya bhi tu apni aankho

us ne basya bhi tu apni aankhon main sagar.

roti tu beegh jata khushk hoti tu zakhum lagte..

Wo Kitny Mehraban The

Wo Kitny Mehraban The K Hazaron Gham De Gaye Faraz
Hum Kitne Khud Gharz Nikle Kuch Na De Sake Piyar K Siwa

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Ha

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.


Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)

Mera Us Shehr-e-Adaawat

Mera Us Shehr-e-Adaawat Main Basera Hai Faraz...

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Jahan Charas To Mil Jaati Hai.

Magar Cheeni Nahi Milti. :-)

Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali

Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen.

For God Sake!

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03216307893 (Sender Number)


Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len. :-)

Shaadi mein Khana Khula

Shaadi mein Khana Khula:

Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.

Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.

Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?

Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.


Wah Wah


Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)

Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number

Aaj Ki Dua:


Aye Allah!







Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.

Sab Kaho Aameen. :-)

Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek

Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.

Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)

1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Cha

1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.


Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.



Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:



"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)

Judge 2 a smart girl

Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?

Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)

Bohat Dino'n Se Main Bhoola Hua

Bohat Dino'n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto'n Ko






Aaj Film " Kameeney " Dekhi Tou Sab Yaad Aa Gaye ;->

Waisey tou un dono

Waisey tou un dono bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal na thi "paPpu"




Par raat ko Cheni ki khatir dono kutton ki tarha lar
paray... ;->

Love makes u realize

Love makes u realize how wonderful d world is but its a frnd who makes u realize how wonderful you are to d world.

For all my belovd frndz (:

Above the dark horizon

Above the dark horizon soon new light rays will appear
They signify to all the world a fresh new day is here...!

G o_O d
M o r n i n g (:

Stay Blessed

Think twice before leaving

"Think twice before leaving a
space in someones heart,
because its difficult to realize the pain
when you see someone else filling your space"

Many ppl give U

Many ppl give U
"Crying Tears n Laughing Smiles"
But
Dere r few ppl who give U "Laughing Tears n Crying Smiles"
Those very few r called
"REAL FRIENDS" (:

Change' Doesn't 'Happen'

'Change' Doesn't 'Happen'
When Circumstances 'Improve'
'Change' 'Happens' When "YOU" Decide To 'Improve' Your Circumstances...

GoOd MoRnInG (:

Attitude of a 'STUDENT'

Attitude of a 'STUDENT'

"This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me.
How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.
I'll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me" =P =D

To Kill An Enemy

To Kill An Enemy
You Required A Sword Or A Gun

But

To Kill A Loved One
Just Being Silent Is Enough

Remember !!
Never Try To Do That... (:

Makes Ur Heart Smile

Find The 1
That Makes Ur Heart Smile
There r Moments In Life When U Miss Someone So Much That U Just Wanna Pick 'Em From Ur Dreams n Hug 'Em For Real (=

LUV is whn

LUV is whn
Dere r a million thngs U wana say 2 sum1
Bt
Whn dey luk U in eyes n hold U in arms nthng in lyf ma8ers othr thn being wid th8 prsn @ th8 momnt

Koi Sui mangy Hum Teer deingy

Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy

Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy

Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy

Magar

koi CHEENI mangy to

Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->

us ne milne ki bhi ajeeb

us ne milne ki bhi ajeeb sharat rakhi sagar

Chal ana tha sokhe paton par lykn koi ahat na hu...

dhundla rahe hain sheh

dhundla rahe hain shehr k jalte howe chirag...!



Aay neend aa b ja k bohat rat ho choki..

Tujhko bhi jab apni Qasmain

Tujhko bhi jab apni Qasmain
apne waadey yaad nahi Aey be'wafa !


Ham bhi apne khuwaab teri aankh0n mai rakh kar bh0ol gaye . .

Tujhko bhi jab apni Qasmain

Tujhko bhi jab apni Qasmain
apne waadey yaad nahi Aey be'wafa !


Ham bhi apne khuwaab teri aankh0n mai rakh kar bh0ol gaye . .

Tum Us¡ Kay Nah¡ Hoty

Tum Us¡ Kay Nah¡ Hoty jisay Apna Keh Do janam'


woh Kis¡ Ka Nah¡ rehta jo TumHara Ho Jaye'

The most romantic season

The most romantic season is just around the corner.
So all winter lovers say tata to summers & hello to chilled winters.
Say Hi to your best coffee..
Bye to hot shot tea n cold cold juices.
Shake your hand to all those sweaters nd chao to sleeve less outfitz.
0nce more falling in love wid dry fruits n soups
So make full of it
Enjoy as much as you can
All those chilled datez
Textng in razai & Movies in blanket
Enjoy the love of winter... (-,=)

The nicest place to be is in

The nicest place to be is in the THOUGHTS of someone &
The safest place to be is in someones PRAYERS... (:

1 aurat 2sri se

1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
wo ksi larki se milta hy

2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?

1st
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->

A girl asks her mom

A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?


Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->

Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities

Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities . . .


ISLAMABAD
Hello Janu
chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy

RAWALPINDI
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon

LAHORE
Hello Janu
aj to film ka mood ban rha hy aur wo b Tumhry saath

KARACHI
Hello Janu
what a Fantastic Mosam
Chalo Beach py Jaty hy..

PESHAWAR
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hy
Tum khairiyat sy to ho?? ;->

Sardio'n ki raatei'n hon aur

Forward this msg to your frndz & get mazay-dar replies..

"Sardio'n ki raatei'n hon aur.....'"

reply iz must.?

FRIENDS r Like The Pillars On

FRIENDS r Like The Pillars On A Porch
Sometimes They Hold You Up
Sometimes They Lean On You
&
Sometimes Its Just Enuf To Know That They r Standing By (:

!|¡!|¡ T o d a y z

!|¡!|¡ T o d a y z
T h o u g h t ¡|!¡|!

"It's Easy To Say
"I Love You"

But

It's More Meaningful To Thank Someone For Loving You..."

There are only two importan

There are only two important moments in a man's life...

First
When he was born

n

Second
When he proves
Why he was born...

Students While Studying For Exams

Students While Studying For Exams

-Books n Notes Open


-Highlighting Sentences



-Pen In Mouth


-Blank Page




-Eating Drinking



-Turning Pages




-Readin 'Headings'


-Thinkin About Where To Start From

&



Texting Friends
Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Plz Pray For Me =P ;)

Think About It

Think About It

Words by Dr. ALAMA IQBAL :

"Sooraj humei'n har shaam ye dars deta hy,
k maghrib ki taraf jao gey tou doob jao gey...."

EpPy WiNtEr SeAsOn

EpPy WiNtEr SeAsOn

Winter teachez us abt detachment, numbness, but its a way 2 get through
4m winter V learn silence & acceptance & d stillness thickens

Sardia'n, Baarish, Hawa, Chai ka Cup

Sardia'n, Baarish, Hawa, Chai ka Cup

Wo Mujhy Yaad Aa Raha Ho, Shaam Ho

Ae Khuda ! Aise Lamhey Se Bacha

Wo Kabhi Mujh Se Khafa Ho, Shaam Ho..

Wish 4 U May green b the grass U

Wish 4 U

May green b the grass U walk on

May blue b the skies above U

May pure b the joys @ surrounds U

May true b the Hearts tht love U

Good A.M (:

1 Pathan Ki 10 Betiya'n

1 Pathan Ki
10 Betiya'n Thi'n,

Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua

Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?

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Zarurat Khan =P ;)

Every woman needs a husband

"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can't blame on
God or Government." =P =D

Jab Light Jati Hy Tou

Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator

Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo

Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)

5 frogs r sitting on a log

5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
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Still 5 left..

Moral:
There's a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:

Wherever You Go

Wherever You Go,
No Matter What The Weather,
Always Bring Your Own Sunshine... (:

G o_O d
/\/\ o R n I n G

Have A Lovely
S U N D A Y (-.=)

Tough Time Don't Last

~Tough Time Don't Last~

I said
"Sometimes I fail"
HE said
"I'll see you through"
I said
"But what if I fall?"
HE said
"I'll carry you"

I said
"My fears r gr8"
HE said
"Trust me alone"
I said
"But I'm depressed"
HE said
"I'll cheer you on"

I said
"Life isn't easy"
HE said
"Please, let Me help.
Remember, I love you"
I said
"GOD, I accepted" ...

A Beautiful Girl is

A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.

Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-Kya Hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

'Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga'

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi Hai

Meri Muskuraht Par

Meri Muskuraht Par
Aitraz Mat Kar Aey
Dost
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Tujhey Dekh Kar To
Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi nikal sakti hai

Marriage is like a public toilet

Marriage is like a public toilet





Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar

Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.






















Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)

They gave me the tricks for a stupid activity

I've learnt many things from my Friends

They gave me the tricks for a stupid activity

They gave me money when I'm empty in college cantene

They raise their hands towards me for good-bye when I'm leaving them

They love me
They care me

n

I love them too....

But still I've a complaint

Stil They don't teach me 1 thing

n

You know what?

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They don't teach me

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How to live without them

Dedicated 2 my Friends ... (=