SMS: 01/20/10

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Strength For The Day

*Strength For The Day

"O believers, get assistance from patience

and Salaat (Muslim Prayers). Surely Allah is

with those who are patiently steadfast."

(Sura-Al Baqrah, verse 153)

tre bina zindagi se koi shikwa nahi

tre bina zindagi se koi shikwa nahi..

tere bina bhi lykn zindagi,zindagi nahi.

mujhe ata tu nahi hai muhabat kerni

mujhe ata tu nahi hai muhabat kerni...

kounk main maa se aksar naraz rahta hun...

qadmoon main thi zameen

qadmoon main thi zameen safr fasloon main tha.

main door tha zaror magar raston main tha..

qadmoon main thi zameen

qadmoon main thi zameen safr fasloon main tha.

main door tha zaror magar raston main tha..

Marhaba Sad MarhAba Phir Aamd-E-RamzAn Hai

Marhaba Sad MarhAba Phir Aamd-E-RamzAn Hai

KhiL Uthey Murjhaey D¡L Taza Hua Emaan Hai

Hum GunAhgarOn Pe Yeh Kitna Bara Ehsaan Hai

Ya ALLAH Tu Ne Atta Phir Kar Diya Ramzan Hai

Dosto kAr Lo GunahOn sE Subhi Taoba K Ab

Par Gaey Dukh Pe Taaley Qaid Har Shetan Hai

Do Jahan Ki Nematein MiLt¡ Hain RozedaAr Ko

Jo Nahi Rakhta RoZa Woh Bara NadaAn Hai

Ya Elahi To MadeenEy Main Kabhi RamzAn Dikha

MudatOn sE D¡L Mein Yeh Hum Sub Ka Armaan Hai...
Jazak ALLAH

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->

Roller Coaste

Life is a "Roller Coaster"
You can either scream everytime you hit a bump
Or
You can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it ... (:

English Theory

English Theory

"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"

Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->

Wo konsa waqt hai jab bap betay ko, beta bap ko

Wo konsa waqt hai jab bap betay ko, beta bap ko
maa beti ko, beti maa ko
bhai bhai ko
dost dost ko
nahi pehchanay ga
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Aftari Ka Time... ;->

Soft Speech Pure Heart

Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U

"BoRinG"...!!!

So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! ;-)

Sometimes I wonder why V r Frndz

Sometimes I wonder why V r Frndz?
What made us so special for eachother
that V chose each other as good Frndz.
Then I think may b it was our fate
that made us care for eachother
that made us understand eachother
but then again a tear comes in my eye
thinking one day my Fndz will leave me
getting busy with their lives but I stop
my tears saying some silent words

"I TRUST MY FRNDZ,
THEY WON'T LEAVE ME"
Dedicated to all my special Frndz

Teacher to student

Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??

Mafhoom-e-Hadees

~Mafhoom-e-Hadees~
"Sehri Mein Barkat Hy,
Isey Har-giz Na Chorho !
Agar Kuch Nahi Tou Us Waqt Pani Ka Ek Ghoont Hi Pi Lia Jaye,
Kyun k
Sehar Mein Khanay Peenay Walo'n Per ALLAH TA'ALA Rehmat Farmata Hy Aur Farishtey Un k Liye Dua-e-Khair Krty Hyn."
(Musnad Ahmad)

Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz

Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum

"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->

Is raat ki tanhaiyon k

Is raat ki tanhaiyon k
Sab rang badal Gaye hai
Chand nikla hai waise hi
Andhere badal Gaye hai
Jin k bharose theen khushiyan
WO badal teher Gaye hai

wo sari batten khwab huin

wo sari batten khwab huin
or khwab se phir azab huin
jab tumko saba k jhonky se
pegham hmara milta tha
jab meri ek nazar se hi
chehra ye tumara khilta tha
kuch Yad sa tum ko hai Jana'n

Tu jidhar jaae, bikhre khusboo

Tu jidhar jaae, bikhre khusboo,
Ho jaae diwani har nazar,
Tere aane se kya sakoon mile,
Kya shae hai tu, Kya tera asar...

1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha

1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha:
Tum Apne Dost k 7 Kab Tak Rehna Chahty Ho ?

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Mene 1 " PAAD " Maar Dia Aur Kaha:

Jab Tak Tum Is Ko Pakar
Na Lo =P ;)

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun'ne Ya Na Sun'ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...

Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy

Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy

Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy

Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy

Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy

Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali

Koi Sun'ne Ya Na Sun'ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge
Qawali... =P ;->

Parwardigar

Parwardigar
Suna Hy k Tu Rehta Hy Sheh-Ragg k Qareeb

Jab Khanjar Gardana-e-HUSSAIN Pe Chala Tou Tujh Pe Kia Guzri ???

Allama Iqbal

Hazrat ALI (r.a) ne farmaya k

Hazrat ALI (r.a) ne farmaya k:
"Main puri zindgi me sirf ek raat sukon se soya hon"
Pucha gaya "Wo kon c?"

Hazrat ALI(r.a)ny frmaya:
"Jis din AAP(S.A.W) ne frmaya k:
'Ae ALI kal tum ne maal-e-ghanimat taqsim kr k aana hy'
Q k
Sirf us raat mjhy yaqin tha k main subha zinda uthon ga"

SUBHANALLAH

Assalam-O-Alaikum

Assalam-O-Alaikum!

Ramazan ul mubarak k pooray mahinay main parhay janay walay wazaif

* rozana 1200 martaba kalma tayaba( pehla kalma) din bhar main kisi bhi waqt
kisi bhi namaz k baad

* aik mukamal quran pak poray mahinay main

* rozana namaz isha k baad 2 namaz toba aur 2 rakat namaz shukrana ada karain

hum ne kis pal

hum ne kis pal nahi manga khuda se dua main tumhain..

tumhe sonpeny se pahle khuda ne azmya hai bhoot..

Gumrah howa wo

Gumrah howa wo shaks raah dikhanay wala,
Raah bhola koi ghar ko janay wala
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Jis yaad main Bilal hum roey bohot thy,
Aaj roya Bohot Mujh ko Rolanay wala

Rozay Daaro

Rozay Daaro
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Hosla Rakho... ;->

Yar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta

Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

2nd Pathan:

Hahahaha

Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main
Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi
Aye Ga... ;->

O Children of Adam! keep yourself well dressed

"O Children of Adam! keep yourself well dressed

whenever you go to the mosque and eat and

drink and do not cross the limits. Surely the

person crossing the limits are not liked by Him."

(Chapter 17, verse 31)

Udaas bistar ki

Udaas bistar ki silwatein jab tumhein chubhein
Na soo sako raat bhar to samjho ghazal hai

yah kuch kam hay kay

yah kuch kam hay kay bassa hay mari sansoon main.
woh samnay ho mari ankhoon kay zarori to nahi.

mujhe maloom hai tu mujhe

mujhe maloom hai tu mujhe har gunha k baad bhi bakhash de ga khudya..

kuch asa kar khudya k mian gunaha na kero or tujhe pasand aajao..

main tu jala na saka en

main tu jala na saka en tohfon ko tumhe bahj raha hun..

tum jala sakte ho en ko kayonk tum tu pathar dil ho..

apna 'jism'mat tarash

apna 'jism'mat tarash,isay mitti men hi jana hai,

apni'rooh'ko tarash ae ibn-e-aadam,isay ALLAH k pass jana hai...

mere sare khasare k badle

mere sare khasare k badle ek to mil jay...

es me hi kitna faida tujhe kiya maloom....

fursat mely kabi to pouch

fursat mely kabi to pouch hall un ka,,,

jo log gi rahay hen tayray pyar k bagair...

gam e faraq bhi hai aur skoon e kalb bhi hai

gam e faraq bhi hai aur skoon e kalb bhi hai..

faraz

juda howa hai koi jaisay umar bhar k liye..

agar deta khuda kuch ikhtayar ka mojza

agar deta khuda kuch ikhtayar ka mojza"

"faraz"

mein apnay hathon se apnay muqadar mein likhta tujay...

na dekh asman ko itni hasrat sey faraz.

na dekh asman ko itni hasrat sey faraz.

wo sitara toot gaya jis ki tujhe talash thi...

Tere Mere Beech Zamana Parta Hai

Tere Mere Beech Zamana Parta Hai
Dil ko Kitni Baar Batana Perta Hai

Thehar Gayi Hai Baat Muqadder Per Aa Ker
Khud Ko Yeh Aksar Samjhana Parta hai

Kare woh pyaar shubha shaam zaruri to nahi

Kare woh pyaar shubha shaam zaruri to nahi
Har chahaat ka ho sahi Anjaam Zaruri to nahi

Pyaar to pyaar hai chahe chhup-chhup he kare,
Log Charche kare Saare-aam zaruri to nahi,

Tum Akser Yaad Aty Hoo

Tum Akser Yaad Aty Hoo
Tum Akser Yaad Aty Hoo
Aur Itna Yaad Aty Hoo
Kah Yadoon K Sabhi Moti
Meri Umeed K Ansu
Mery Yeh Zabbt K Gohar
En Aankhon K Samundar Se
Meri Palkoon K Sahil Per
Chaly Aty Hain Chupky Se

Yaa Rab Doob Jaye Kisi

Yaa Rab Doob Jaye Kisi Darya Main Wo Badal Yaa rab.

Jis Nay Barsoon Mere Sehraon Ko tarsaya Hai...

kisi k chord jane par use

kisi k chord jane par use sanbhala tha humne bhi ek shakhs ko..

jub izhaar kua us se apni muhabat ka injaan ban gaya wo..

main apni wafa k badle tum se

main apni wafa k badle tum se wafa nahi mang raha...

main tu tum se haseen raat mang raha hoon jis main tum na thy

poochne aa gaye wo

poochne aa gaye wo bhi mera haal k khamosh kayon hon...

jo shakhas meri hansi ko aik jhoot samjhta tha...

bahane bahane ye kambkhat

bahane bahane ye kambkhat khuwaish tikaane banati hai di main..

dabe paaon aa kar muhabat ki shazish bari khak urati hai dil main..

mujh se muahbat ka

mujh se muahbat ka zikar na karna...

kayonk main apne aap se khafa rahta hoon..

mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli

mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli

wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli

A n y o n e W h o S a y s

A n y o n e
W h o
S a y s
S U N S H I N E
B r i n g s
H a p p i n e s s
H a s
N e v e r
D a n c e d
I n
T h e
R A I N ... (:

ePpIe Mo_On-sO_oN

Blessing of Ramazan

Blessing of Ramazan

U.A.E: 60% discount on all food items.

QATAR: Every food item will sell on its cost price.

KUWAIT: 50% discount or 'Buy 1 get 1' free on all food items.

SAUDIA: 30% discount on all food items.

BANGLADESH: 20% discount

PAKISTAN: 150% increase in the price of all Items.

B e Y o u r S t y l e

I f

A t

F i r s t

Y o u

D o n ' t

S u c c e e d ,

F a i l u r e

M a y

B e

Y o u r

S t y l e ... =P

An Excellent Quote Seen In At Temple

An Excellent Quote Seen In At Temple.

GOD Has Time To Listen.

Do You Have Time To Pray..!

Pray Daily & Have a Peaceful Life

ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE

GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE

Example:

3+3=?

Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.

Complete this Sentence

Complete this Sentence...

HumAyuN
hai to acha magar . . . . . . ?
Reply Must :)

Wese to es ko

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Wese to es ko
"DAJAL"
kehtey hai
Pr es ka AASLI naam lene
se main darta hu
"Samaj to app gae hon ge.."

Main ne to aaj tak coca

Main ne to aaj tak coca cola nahe pee faraz,

Mgr

Jb toilet jata hoon to awaz aati hai brrrrrrrrrrrrr. .!

Uth ja nestya Roza rakhn Da ALARM

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Uth ja nestya Roza rakhn Da ALARM
Bajh reya ey
Uth nestya.

Assalam-o-Alaykum

Assalam-o-Alaykum

Aapko aaj meri taraf se iftari
ki dawat hai.
MC-DONALD
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Nahin Yaar Masjid main.

Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko

Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...

Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)

Koi Ek Din Select Kar Len

Koi Ek Din Select Kar Len.

1. Sunday
2. Monday
3. Tuesday
4. Wednesday
5. Thursday
6. Friday
7. Saturday

Aur Us Din Mujhe Aftaari Pe Invite Kar Len. :-)

tu kisi aur ke leye hoga

tu kisi aur ke leye hoga samander-e-ishq Faraz,

Main tu tere sahil se roz payasa guzar jata hon.

Apki Mohabat apki WAFA Hi Kafi Hai

Apki Mohabat apki WAFA Hi Kafi Hai
Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi He

Aftari per bulao hamain Mgr Takleef Na Krna

Mere Liye Bs SIRF

KHAJOR

JUICE

SAMOSAY

PAKORAY

ANGOR

APPLE

AMROOD

BANANA

PIZA

DRUM STICK

SHAMI

CHICKEN ROLL

KABAB

SAJI

CHARGHA

BiRYANi

ZARDA

QORMA

MUTTON

TiKKA

CUSTARD

KHEIR

RAITA

SALAD

&

COCA COLA

He Kafi Hai.... =P ;->

Th0ught of the day

Th0ught of the day. . .

DonT truSt ur hEart. . .
BeCoz its n0t on the right side.:-)

Mujh ko teray Qurb

Mujh ko teray Qurb ki khawahish tou hai magar.....

Ulfat ka jo Maza hai wo inhi Faaslon main hai..........

ub tu itbaar hu gaya hai tum ko meri muhabat ka

ub tu itbaar hu gaya hai tum ko meri muhabat ka.

malne k laye yun naqaab ord kar aya na karo.

kal jase ataa tha apne husan pe ghroor

kal jase ataa tha apne husan pe ghroor.

aaj wo mare payar ki beakh mang raha hai.

1 Pathan Ko Kisi Ne Kaha

1 Pathan Ko Kisi Ne Kaha
Aftari K Waqt Jo Bhi DUA
Karo Kabul Hoti Hai...

Pehle Rozey Ki Aftari K Waqt

Khan Sahab:

YA ALLAH

Subha EID Ho Jae... ;->

I may not say it always

I may not say it always.
But, I mean it whenever I say it.
Thank You Teacher
For all the things you have done for me.
Happy Teachers Day!

Remember all words he say

Remember all words he say
Words to make you social
Words to make you special
He is our teacher
He is our guide
Lets make him feel pride

taskeen dil k waste wada to kejaye

taskeen dil k waste wada to kejaye..

humain tu maloom hai aap se aya na jaye ga..

naaz karne ka tujhe haq hai

naaz karne ka tujhe haq hai..

hum jese dost bhi muqaddar se milte hain..

log pathar ko khuda maan kar

log"PATHAR'ko"KHUDA maan kar b"MASOOM:hi rahe.

MOHSIN hum ne "AIK" "INSAAN'ko chaha to"GUNAHGAR"ho gaye,,,

aik pal mein khareed letey hain jo dil ki basti ko

aik pal mein khareed letey hain jo dil ki basti ko...

faraz

wo log dekhne mein aaksar gareeb hotey hain...

ho k shrminda gunahon se kabi sar jhuka to sahi

ho k shrminda gunahon se kabi sar jhuka to sahi..

wo karega maaf tujhe do aask baha to sahi..

rehegi chandni qabr me bi sath tere..

arey NADAAN apne haath utha k daman phela tu sahi..

One Crazy Question For You

One Crazy Question For You:

Agar Meri Shaadi aapki Marzi se hoti to aap meri Shadi kis se Karwatay?

Fwd It to your friends and cousins and get funny replies.
But Reply Me First.

Mere Mehboob k dil se shak kyon nahi dhul raha

Mere Mehboob k dil se shak kyon nahi dhul raha.

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Mehboob ko maaro goli.
Ye Roza kyon nahi khul raha??? :-0

Network Busy hony ki wajah se

Network Busy hony ki wajah se,

Ho sakta hai k mera sms aapko late mily.

Lekin aaj Wednesday 2 Sept ko Lazmi Aftaari mere Ghar karna hai..

Kal Meri Aftaari aapke ghar. Ok?

MAAFI mangnay ka ye matlab hargiz nahi hota hai

MAAFI mangnay ka ye matlab hargiz nahi hota hai.

K

Aap Ghalat Ho.

Balke

Iska Matlab Hai k

Aap Apne Taaluq ko Apni Anaa se Ziyada Ehmiyat Dete Hain.

Thousands of languages around this world

Thousands of languages around this world
but
"smile" can beat them all.
Bcoz
"Smile" is the Language even a BABY can speak.
So keep smiling.

Beautiful Line said By Someone In Luv

Beautiful Line said By Someone In Luv :

"There Is A

Storm In My Heart

&

It Rains From My Eyes

I was smiling silently

"Two of my friends were arguing as who is dear to me..

I was smiling silently thinking of you"

SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana

SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%

DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..

We are fortunate

We are fortunate
we had a teacher
as wonderful
loving and caring
as You

Dear Teacher

Dear Teacher,
Thanks for making us what we are today.
Happy teachers Day

I found guidance

I found
guidance,
friendship,
discipline
and
love,
everything, in one person.
And that person is you

Happy Teachers Day!

Agar Is Waqt

Agar
Is
Waqt

Aap
So
Rahy
Thy

Aur
Mere
Msg
Se

Bohat
Tang
Huye
To.

MISSION
SUCCESSFUL. ;-)

TITANIC For You

TITANIC For You

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Apni Friendship ka Gift Hai.

Barish k Paani Main Mast Chalega. :-)

www.aftaari.com per Jaaen

www.aftaari.com per Jaaen.

Aur Aftaar Main jo jo Khana Hai.

Wahan Se Dekh kar Bazaar Se Le Aayen. :-)
Shukriya.

Rozy mai 1 cheez kha lo

Mufti Sahab Ne Ailaan Kya Hai K Rozay Main Ek Cheez Kha Saktay Hain.

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Main Bhi Khaa Raha Hon Aap Bhi Khaaen.

"HAWA" :-)

apni yaad ko kah de youn

apni yaad ko kah de youn yaad bahar na stya kare.

hor roz teri yaad ka qatal kar k sona parta hai..

mujhy uss jagah se

mujhy uss jagah se bhi muhabat ho jati hai mohsin.

jahan baith kar aik baar tujhy sooch leta hoon..

warna

tum rakh na sako gye mera tohfa sambhaal kar,

warna..

mai tumko abhi dye don ..

apna"dil"
nikaal kr..

Tu is qadar mujy apny qareeb lagta hy

Tu is qadar mujy apny qareeb lagta hy
Tujhy alag souchon to ajeeb lagta hy
Ye dosti Ye chahatain Ye Mohabat Sb kia hn
tu to mujy mera naseeb lagta hy.

Qurbat ki teri pyas hai Waisey to theek hoon

Qurbat ki teri pyas hai Waisey to theek hoon
Ek dard Dil k paas hai Waisey to theek hoon
Dekha jo chand ko to koi yaad aa gaya
So Dil mera udas hai Waisey to theek hoon
Tu mujh ko apni Zaat se bahar nahin mila
Ye dukh bhara qyas hai Waisey to theek hoon
Gr ho na kuch umeed to ho jaoon pur sukoon
Ek be wajah si aas hai Waisey to theek hoon

Thanks for being a

Thanks for being a
true mentor of our hearts.

Happy Teachers day

The Award for

The Award for
the most wonderful teacher
has been declared
and
it goes to You.
Wishing you a very Happy Teachers day!

Hath Rakh kar Pait per Karwatain

Hath Rakh kar Pait per Karwatain Badal raha Hon Main Faraz...

Ary Koi Ye To Bataye....

Maghrib ki Aazan Hony Main Kitna Waqt Hai. :-)

Asalam-0-Alikum

Asalam-0-Alikum ...

u r invited in iftaar dinner frm my side ...
i have invited awl ov my best frnds ..

dont say dat u r not coming ..

i'll be xpecting u dere ...

venue: Pizza Hut [Multan]

date: 31st ov ramazan ...

When it comes to teaching

When it comes to teaching
no one can compete with you.
Happy teachers day.

You are not only our teacher

You are not only our teacher
You are our friend, philosopher and guide
All molded into one person
We will always be grateful for your support
Happy Teachers Day!

Without you, we would have been lost

Without you, we would have been lost.
Thank you teacher for guiding us, inspiring us
And making us what we are today.
Happy Teachers Day!

Teacher is a person

Teacher is a person
who always helps everybody
to get the knowledge
and
always stands beside the students
when they have problems.
Thanks for being my teacher.
Happy Teachers Day

Teachers Day

Teachers Day
The way you teach…
The knowledge you share…
The care you take…
The love you shower..
Makes you…
The world’s best teacher…
Happy Teacher’s Day!

A teacher is always true

To his/her students
A teacher is always true!
We are fortunate to have a teacher
As wonderful loving and caring as you!
Happy Teachers Day!

ay dil TANHAIYON MEIN

ay dil TANHAIYON MEIN mein rehny ka AADI hoja...

jinhain tu YAAD karta hai wo bary MASROOF rehty hain...

guzar gaya woh waqat jab talbgaar thy tery hum

"guzar gaya woh waqat jab talbgaar thy tery hum

"faraz"

ab'KAABA'bhi ban jao to sajda na karen...

duniya k b ajab dastoor hain

duniya k b ajab dastoor hain"faraz"

bewafayi karo to roty hain agar wafa karo to rulaty hain...

jub koi pochta hai mujh

jub koi pochta hai mujh sy meri zindagi ki qemat"faraz"

to mujhe yaad aa jata hai tera muskurana..

ae RUB tu hi bata main

ae RUB tu hi bata main khud ko kis chala raha ho zindgi k mutabiq.

aik shakhs mujh se mere jeene ka anaaz maang raha hai..

Be simt hawaon ko nhn roka karty

Be simt hawaon ko nhn roka karty..

Jo beet gaya osko nhe socha karty.

Suraj say kya pochty ho tapish iski.
"Wasi"

Dhoop say smandar nhn sookha karty.

Teri Yaari pe hum ko koi shak nahi Hai Faraz

Teri Yaari pe hum ko koi shak nahi Hai Faraz.....

Ye Sach hai k Teri Wafa ki Misaal
Kisi Kuttay se kam nahi.. :-)

dil tujhy rooh sy pany ka talabgar hr warna

dil tujhy rooh sy pany ka talabgar hr warna...

jism bikty hain tery sath k kuch damoo mein...

ye dsrd key tukry hen

ye dsrd key tukry hen,ashaar nahi saghar.

ham kaanch k dhagy me zakhmon ko paroty hen..

koe pal ho teray sath ka

koe pal ho teray sath ka meri umar bhar ko samait lay..

main'fanaa'baqaa'k sabhi safar usi aik pal mein guzaar doon..

Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Ae sanam hm to sirf

Teri Bahen se pyar karte He

Most of the things we desire are EXPENSIVE

Most of the things we desire are EXPENSIVE.
But the truth is -
The things that really satisfy us are FREE:-

Love,
Joy,
Laughter

Iftaar Invitation!

Iftaar Invitation!

From:
HumAyuN

On 7th September 2009.

Al-Nahyan Hall, 23rd Floor,
Suite # 25, Burj-ul-Arab.
Dubai.

Aana Zaroor.

Be there. Thanks.

Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai

Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)

Happy Defence Day - 6 September

Happy Defence Day - 6 September

Pray for all the martydom of 1965 war till Operation Raahe-Raast(Sawat)

The Pakistan Army done the great job. We Love our Army and Pakistan.

Pakistan Fouj Ko Salam. Pakistan Zindabad.

AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE

AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE

But,

A woman can change your IDEA..

So,

Always change

Women
to change
IDEA(S)

WHAT AN IDEA

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1

2

3

Start.

All Started Runing Except Santa.

Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?

Santa:My No Is 4!
:D

Who is the leader of ducks

Who is the leader of ducks?

Ans. Frog

Why?

Because frog is MAINDUCK

Why isn't Akshay Kumar's wife

Why isn't Akshay Kumar's wife
not a big star as he is?

bcoz

Twinkle Twinkle 'little' star.!

Baby's Smile can make Even dead people alive

Baby's Smile can make Even dead people alive,

Girl's smile can make
Living people die

Moral-U can believe a child
But never a girl. . . ..

Wish you Happy Teachers Day !!!

A good teacher is like a candle -

it consumes itself to

light the way for others

Our Khaki TIGER's Hunt At Front Of Enemy

Our Khaki TIGER's Hunt At Front Of Enemy..
.
White LEOPARD Are In Blood Frezing Mountains..
.
Our EAGLES Measurs The Hight Of Skys..
&
Our SALER's Know Where Is Depth Of Black Sea..
.
Time Lead Us,
&
Our Mothers Praying Us..
&
Proud That We Are The SON's Of Mother Land..
.
.
Peopel Called It DEFENCE,
&
We Call It LIFE.. !!

~ HAPPY DEFENCE DAY ~

Acheivements Of Pakistani Forces In 1965

Acheivements Of Pakistani Forces In 1965:

They Stopped 500 Indian Tanks With Only 45 Tanks.

And In The Next Session Pak Force Stopped 600 Indian Tanks.

Pakistani Airforce Destroyed 104 Fighter Jets With Only 19 Fighter Jets.

This Visualizes The Boldness Of Our Forces.

>> HAPPY DEFENCE DAY <<

P A K I S T A N Z I N D A B A D

A Very Passionate Line Written

A Very Passionate Line Written,

On The Shirt Back Of Pak Army Soldiers..

"Don't Love Us Because We Die Young."

DEDICATED TO PAK ARMY..

!_! HAPPY DEFENCE DAY !_!

~ SALUTE PAKISTAN ~

6th September 2009

Jab Tak Chiragh Na Jaley Shaheedon Ke Laho Se..

Kehte Hain Ke Jannat Main Chiraghan Nahi Hota.. !!

)~( HAPPY DEFENCE DAY )~(
~ 6th September 2009 ~

Hum Tou Mit Jayen Gay Ae Arz-E-Watan Lekin

Hum Tou Mit Jayen Gay Ae Arz-E-Watan Lekin.. !!

Tum Ko Zinda Rehna Hai Qayamat Ki Sehar Honay Tak...

~ 6th September 2009 ~
)( HAPPY DEFENCE DAY )(

Kia Aap K Mobile Ko Qabz Ki Shikayat Hai

Kia Aap K Mobile Ko Qabz Ki Shikayat Hai

Jo SmS Nahi Nikal Rahy

2 Tablet Easy Load K Khila Do Qabz Toot Jaye ga

Aur SmS Aney shuroo Ho Jain Gay... ;->

Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare

Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare'n
Kya pata aap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jaye...

"Jin larkiyo'n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare'n..."

0321*6307893

Number change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)

Ishk qatil Se B,

Ishk qatil Se B,
Mqtool Se Hmdrdi B

Bta Kis Se Muhabat Ki Jaza Mange Ga?

Sajda Khaliq Ko B,
Iblees Se Yarana B,

Hashr Me Kis Se Aqidat Ka Sila Mange Ga....??

Sometimes

Sometimes

There Are

No Perfect Words

Only Thoughtful Silences

That Whisper Softly Of

... C a r i n g ... (:

Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad

Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay:

1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.

2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?

3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo

4.Date Pr Hn

5.Wahin Dekh. ;-)

Allama Iqbal

Daagh-e-Sajood ager teri Peshani pey huwa to keya,

Koi aeysa SAJDA bhi ker k Zameen pey Nishan rahey...

(Allama Iqbal)

Sweet & Simple Thought

Sweet & Simple Thought:
.
"Love is invisible But
can't be hidden"
.
" Don't Spoil life in LOVE
But
Don't miss LOVE in life"

is a good time 2 Remember

"NIGHT"

is a good time 2 Remember
all the sweet things
& all the sweet persons in ur

"LIFE".

So sleep well with ur
"SWEET MEMORIES".

Good Night

Bari Mushkil Me Hu mai kaise izhar kru

Bari Mushkil Me Hu mai kaise izhar kru

Tu to khusbhu Hai tujhe kaise Giraftar kru

Girls are like Internet domain names

Girls are like Internet domain names..

the ones I like are already taken!

SAVE STUDENTS FEDERATION

Tamam stuDntz sy appeaL hy k wo apny apny result sy phly
GHAR Ki sB chaplz , jharu nd waiper chupa dyn.
A msg 4rm

'SSF'

'SAVE STUDENTS FEDERATION' ;->

Kon kehta hai Sitary baray hote hain

Kon kehta hai Sitary baray hote hain "Faraz"
.
.
.
.
.
Hum ne tu parha tha....
Twinkle twinkle little stars....?!?;-)

Shayer farmate hain

Shayer farmate hain !
"Dil Oska Phir Dukha Dia Hmne

Os Ko Ek Baar Phir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne

Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,

Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia Hmne..:-P

Be-izzati No 1

Be-izzati No 1
1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha

Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra

Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen

Unhon ne taliyan bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U

Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam
Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->

Faraz apni wife se

Faraz apni wife se,

.
Daag to chala jaega kameez se,

.

Wah wah

..

Daag to chala jaega kameez se,
.
Agr tum kapre dho Tameez se..;->

hasrat hai kabhi un ko

hasrat hai kabhi un ko nazdaik se daikho...

nazdaik hoon to aankh uthai ni jaati...

bhool kar bhi na kandha dena

bhool kar bhi na kandha dena mere janaze ko..

"aatish"

phir se zinda na ho jaon teri banho ka sahara dekh kar..

Apnigaltiyonse taqdeer ko

apni"galtiyon"se taqdeer ko"badnam"na kar"ghalib"

taqdeer to khud"himat" ki"mohtaj"howa karti hai..

jaun mai teri zaat mei mohsin

"fana"itna ho jaun mai teri zaat mei mohsin

jo mujh ko dekh le usko tera didaar ho jaye...

wo mujh se pochta hy

wo mujh se pochta hy kis kis k khawab dekhte ho"faraz"

bekhaber janta nhi k yaden us ki sonay nhi deti.

Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa

Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:

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.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua. :P

Baloch Kafan Lene Dukaan par gaya

Baloch Kafan Lene Dukaan par gaya.
Usne Dukandar se kuch kaha jisay sun kar Dukaandar Behosh hogaya.

Baloch: Kapra 2 Meter Ziyada Dena.
Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.

Gham-e-Muhabbat main bohat

Gham-e-Muhabbat main bohat Jaam piye hongy tum ne bhi Faraz....

Par DEW na piya, To Kya Jiya... :-)

Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat

Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS.

Ye African Zuban main likha hai.
Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.

Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.

Agar Aapko Rozay Mian Bhook lagti hai To

Agar Aapko Rozay Mian Bhook lagti hai To Sehri Main Sirf:

1 Pao Dahi
1 Glass Milk
3 to 4 Parathy
2 Glass Lassi
2 Zinger Burger
4 Kabab
4 Eggs Fry
6 Eggs Boil
4 to 6 Glass Water
2 to 3 Pieces Chicken
4 Packages Maggie,
Aur
6 Banas Khaen.

Insha Allah Bhook Nahi Lagegi. :-)

An Amazing QuOte

An Amazing QuOte:

sOmetimes in LIFE its difficult tO decide whats wrOng!!

A LIE that brings a SMILE Or the TRUTH that brings a TEAR

Santa Kone Me Chup Ke

Santa Kone Me Chup Ke
Mobile Pe
Aahista Se Baat Kar Raha Tha

Banta : Ladki Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa : Maa Kasam
Ladki Nahi,Mangetar He

itni kashish to ho

itni kashish to ho nigah-e-shoq mein.....saqi.....

idher dil mein khayal aaye!udher tumhara deedar ho jaye.!

har ek ki zindagi ka maqsad

har ek ki zindagi ka maqsad ek hi hota hai faraz..

khud chahe kitna b bewafa ho talash hamesha wafa ki rehti hai...

Khirki, chand, kitab aur main

Khirki, chand, kitab aur main,
Mudat se ik baab aur main,
Shab bhar khailen apas me,
Do ankhain ik khwab aur main,
Mouj aur kashti sahil per,
Dariya me gardaab aur main,
Sham, udaasi, khamoshi,
Kuch kanker talaab aur main,
Har shab pakrey jaty hen "
Gehri neend, tery khwab aur main....!!

Masoom Tamannao Sey

Masoom Tamannao Sey Bhare Jaaney Kya Khwab Dekh Baithey Hum
Dil Ki Suntey Suntey Kisiko Mohabbat Ka Azaab Dey Baithey Hum

Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi

Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.

Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:

Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)

Mile Uljhano se Fursat to

Mile Uljhano se Fursat to Zara Dil se puchna Faraz....

Kya Sirf Fursaton Main Yaad Karne Ka Naam Hai Muhabbat???

SMS Packages band hony per

SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.

Socho Kon?

.
.
.
.
.

1. Faraz

2. Pathan

3. Sardar

4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)

Hon Aap pe Ramzan ki Lakhon Barkatain NAZIL

Hon Aap pe Ramzan ki Lakhon Barkatain NAZIL.

Na Rahy Dil 1 Pal Bhi Ibadat se GHAFIL

Aapki Har Dua ho Qabool KAAMIL.

Aur Un Duaon Main Hum bhi Hon SHAMIL.

Hello meri jaan

Hello meri jaan!
Jano ek Baat batao
Tum mujhse Sachi Batana
Jhoot Nahin bolna

K

Tum mujhy se
.
.
.
Eid ka koi Mahngha gift
To nahin mango gay?

Apni tanhai ka aalm tujh ko batau kase

Apni tanhai ka aalm tujh ko batau kase
apni barson ki trp chpaon kase
raha na ja tujh tere bin ab
main apne dill ko somajhu kase

Is qadar shidaad se tumhe

Is qadar shidaad se tumhe socha hai musalsal main ne
keh ajj meri zaat ka muj se ikhtalaff ho gaya......

1 Pathan 2sre Pathan Se

1 Pathan 2sre Pathan Se- Yaar "Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hy" ki English Kia Hogi

2nd Pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hy
"The Roza Is Touching To Me...." =P ;)

Strange Reality

~Strange Reality~

"Sometimes People Are Nothing

You Make Them Something

&

When They Become Something

They Feel That You Are Nothing..."

Jadeed Tehqeeq Se Pata Chala Hy k

Jadeed Tehqeeq Se Pata Chala Hy k

Agar Sehri k Baad

14 Ghantey Gehri Neend So Lia Jaye
Tou

Bhook Aur Pyaas Nahin Lagti .. =P ;)

SuCcEsS hUrTs

SuCcEsS hUrTs
WhEn YoU dOn'T hAvE a LoVeD oNe To ShArE iT wItH...
BuT fAiLuRe AlSo LoOkS bEaUtIfUl
WhEn YoU hAvE a LoVeD oNe To HuG yOu... (:

Zard pat'to'n mein para hoon MAULA

Zard pat'to'n mein para hoon MAULA

Sabz shakho'n se jhada hoon MAULA

Un k sadqay hi Mujhey ataa kr izzat,

Jin ki UMMAT mein khada hoon MAULA

Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain

Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?

Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.

It is my fault

It is my fault:

Ye sab mere ghalti hai.

Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k

"I Don't Love You"

Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)

Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo

Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.

Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.

Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.

Dhanyawad!

Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi

Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
.
.
.
Balkay
.
.
.
Ye Socho K...

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!

SaCH BATANA ROZY ME

SaCH BATANA ROZY ME LARKI DEKH k KYA KRTE HO?

A) moo nechy
B) thora aasra
C) full aasra
D) ya phr roza apni jaga. Dunya dari apni jaga

maan jao tumhain b koi acha lagta tha

maan jao tumhain b koi acha lagta tha

faraz

main ny dekha hy tumhain aksar roty hue..

uske honton ko dekha tu

uske honton ko dekha tu meray dil me khayal aya.

wo lafz kitnay nashelay hongay jo inhay chho kar guzarty hongay.

main khuda se shakyaat

main khuda se shakyaat bhi kase karta teri..

teri ruswai ne mare honth see daye thy..

ho sake tu bhar day apni

ho sake tu bhar day apni neend meri aankh mein,,

main to teri yaad mein barson se soya hi nahi

GIRLS' TOP 10 LIES

GIRLS' TOP 10 LIES

1.I miss u
2.I m single
3.Main pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon
4.Main cozin se baat kr rhi thi
5.Mjhy TUM kehna acha nhi lagta
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7.Main duusri larkio'n jesi nhi
8.Mjhy kuch nahi pata
9.Sab larke ek jese hotey hyn
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur aakhri larke ho, main nahi reh pao'n gi tmhare bina.
Send to girls
So they can laugh
Coz
They knw its true ... =P =D

Usko RABB Se Itni Baar Manga Hy

Usko RABB Se Itni Baar Manga Hy,

¤...¤...Wasi...¤...¤

k

Ab Hum Sirf Haath Uthatey Hyn

Sawal Farishtey Khud Likh Lete Hyn ...

Farman-e-MUSTAFA (S.A.W.W)

Farman-e-MUSTAFA (S.A.W.W)

"Bandy ko QiYAMAT k Din Jab Uska AamaL-Nama Dia Jaye Ga Tou Wo Us Mein Aisi Nekiya'n b Dekhy Ga Jo Usny Kbhi Na ki Thi'n.

Wo Poochy Ga Ya RAB Ye Kahan Se Aai'n?
ALLAH Irshad Farmayega: "TeRi Bekhabri mein Logo'n ne TeRi GHEEBAT ki,
YE Unki Nekiy'an GHEEBAT Krny ki Waja se Tujhy Mili Hyn"
(KanzuL-AmaaL,KitabuL-IkhLaq,HadisNo.8077)

Mere Pukhta Iraday Khud Meri

Mere Pukhta Iraday Khud Meri Taqdeer Badlein Gay Ghazanfar
Mere Hath Nahi Mohtaj Qismat Ki Lakeeron K

Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se

Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,

Agar Rozay Main Aapko Shadeed Pyaas Mehsoos Honay Lagay.

To Aisa Karen.

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.
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.
.

Maghrib ki Azaan Ka Intazaar Karen.

Ziyada Dramay Bazi Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai.

In foreign Daughter

In foreign Daughter:

Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.

Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D

She broke his heart

She broke his heart and yelled out to him
"YOU HAVE NO LIFE, GO AWAY!"

He stood there in agony, and whispered..

"but u r my life.." :'(

A Fantastic Sentence at

A Fantastic Sentence at Japan Country Bus Stop:
.
"Only Buses Will Wait Here.
Not your Time.
So Keep Walking Towards your Goal"

Man to barber: cut my hair short

Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
?
?
?
?
?
man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]

FRIENDSHIP

FRIENDSHIP is just lyk "H2o"
No colour
No shape
No place
No size
No money
No rich
No poor
Bt still essential 4 living & 4 forever.

You Should Always Dream Big

You Should Always Dream Big ...

And

For That You Should

Sleep Quite Often ... ;)

gOoD nIgHt ... (=

zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr

tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy

or apni sari girlfriend mare liye chor dy :-D

Keep Correcting your Little Mistakes

Keep Correcting your Little Mistakes!.,

Because Nobody Slips down by Hills.,

But just Slips by Little Stones....

meri nigahon ki talash bas itni thi

meri nigahon ki talash bas itni thi,

ami

aakhri saans se pehle us ka deedar ho jaye.

ehsas na kar in jazbon ka

ehsas na kar in jazbon ka,nazron se gira be-shak lekin,,

jeena bhi mujhy dushwar lagy,itna to nazar andaz na kar..

film actress meera yesterday screamed

film actress meera yesterday screamed
in an interview
"agar mein jhoot boloon to mera baap marr jaaye".
The city district government of lahore
has reported that 26 men from
various parts of lahore simultaneously
suffered a heart attack last night.

Bina Libaas Aaye Thay

Bina Libaas Aaye Thay Hum Sab Is Jahan Mein

Bas Ek Kafan Ki Khatir Itna Safar Kerna Pada ...

10 Days Remaining

10 Days Remaining ... !!

Aap Zara Soche'n k Us k Baad Kia Hoga?

Masajid Ho Jaye'n Gi Veeran

Almaario'n Mein Band Ho Jaye'n Ge Qura'an

Azaad Ho Jaye Ga Shaitan

Phir Gunaho'n Mein Doob Jaye Ga Har Insaan

Dilo'n k Zang Duur Kr De YA REHMAN

Hum Reh Gaye Hyn Sirf RAMAZAN k MUSALMAN....!!!

Height of Confidence

Height of Confidence

A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
Break infornt of a Bus
& Shouts at the bus Driver
"Abe Marne k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili"?

Kisi nay us say pocha

Kisi nay us say pocha!!

Tum Kahan rehti ho. . . . .

Us nay KahA

kisi ki yaAdoOn maiN

kisi ki dharkanOo maiN

kisi ki saansoN main

kisi ki hasraton main

kisi kay khayaLoN maiN

kisi kay tasavar maiN

kisi kay razO maiN

kisi kay diL main

Aur. . . .

Kisi KaY Be-had QaReeB...!