ALLAH ne ''PAIT'' q banaya hy

Teacher : ALLAH ne ''PAIT'' q banaya hy.???

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Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D

ALLAH TALA ka farman hai

'ALLAH' TALA ka farman hai:-
"Me ne apne bandon pr 3 khasusi ahsan kiye...

1- Maut k bad jism me badboo paida kar di warna koi apne pyaron ko dafan na karta.

2- Museebat k bad ahle aza ko Sabar-o-Sukoon diya agar na deta to in ki zindagi kabhi khushgawar na hoti.

3- Gandum aur Jow me keeray paida kiye agar na karte to log ussy sonay chandi ki tarah zakheera kar lete (is k nateejay me log bhookay merr jate)."

U r Very special 4 me

U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNN
Gin lena puray hy:-D

KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR

LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?

LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...=P:-P;->

Whenever U Lie Or Cheat The Person Who Likes U

Whenever U Lie Or Cheat The Person Who Likes U.

Don't Think They R Fools to Believe U !

They Hide Their Feelingz Bcoz They don't Like To Disapoint U...

shded dhoop se samjhota kon karta hai

shded dhoop se samjhota kon karta hai..

ghane darakht hi sabka thakana hate hain

thapkyaan de k sula dati hai

thapkyaan de k sula dati hai.

mujh ko her raat meri tanhai.

Kya Milega Tujhe Bekhwaab Khayalon Ke Siwa

Kya Milega Tujhe Bekhwaab Khayalon Ke Siwa

Ret Par Chand Ki Tasweer Bana Ney Waley!

YuN to BohAt hAiN ZAmAne

YuN to BohAt hAiN ZAmAne mEi sMs kArnE wALe "PAppu" , , ,

Woh Kehte hAiN
''HumAyuN" kA AndAz-e-SeNdinG hE kuCh Or hAi.. =P ;->

Achchhaa Saa Ko_Ii Mausam Tanhaa Saa Ko_Ii Aalam

Achchhaa Saa Ko_Ii Mausam Tanhaa Saa Ko_Ii Aalam

Har Vaqt Kaa Ronaa To Bekaar Kaa Ronaa Hai

I studied everything but never topped

"I studied everything but never topped,
But today the toppers of the best
universities are my employees"
-Bill Gates
ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING..
Have ur own... ;->

Aik Memon ne apna ghar construct kia,

Aik Memon ne apna ghar construct kia,
construction k baad uper wale part pe color kia,
r neeche wale part pe likh dia

"same as abovE"... ;->

Every Rain Drop Would b One Of Your Smile

Every Rain Drop Would b One Of Your Smile
I Wish That It Rains Heavily Through Out
So That
There's No Space For Tears Your Life

HaPpY rAiNy DaWn (:

Yoon To Duniya Dekhne

Yoon To Duniya Dekhne Mein Bohat Khush Rang Thi _ _ _

Kabar Mein JaTE Hi Is Ki HaqIqat Khul Gai _ _ _ ;->

Mohabbat HUM Ne Ki Jo Ek Khata Ho Gai

Mohabbat HUM Ne Ki Jo Ek Khata
Ho Gai

Ki Wafa Zndgi se
Saza Ho Gai

Wafa Karte Rahe
HUM ibadato Ki
Tarha

Phir ibadat Khud
Ek Gunah Ho Gai

Ktna Suhana Tha
Safar Jab Sath
Thy HUM

Phir Kiya Howa
Q Manzil Juda
Ho Gai

Koi Chahat

Koi Hasrat

Koi Umeed Nahi
Rahi

wo Gaya To Laga
Dunya Fana Ho Gai

Ye Dua Ki K Jise
Chahe Wohi Mile
TUJHE

Par Ye Dua Apne
Liye Bad-dua
Ho Gai

Abhi Kuch Dair Huwi USY Yaad Karte Huwe

Ye Aaj Q itni Jaldi
Subah ho gai... ;->

NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe

NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe
k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana
rakha Chuha daney ki tarf gya
Profesor ne makai ka dana rakha Chuhe
ne is martaba bhi chuhiya pr
dhyan na dya Profesor bola, dekha,
bhook main zyada taqat hy.
Pichli bench se awaz ayi
Sir ek dafa chuhiya b badal kr dekhen... =P ;->

Motivational Thought

Motivational Thought

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world's richest man)

In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank

This shows that nothing is impossible

Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me

But in 2020, I'm planning to...

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Apply 4 loan again. :-)

Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"

Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"
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warna "TALIBAN" ko de denge teri jaan ki supari.
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tab he ja k kholey ga tu "DOUBLE SAWARI". . . ;->

IDARA TAHAFZ-E-TaXi HAYAT PAKISTAN

Nargis koi mamoli larki nahi
Us ne Multan se Matirc kia
karachi se F.A kia
Faisalabad se B.A kia
Islamabad se M.A kia
Fir ala taleem k liye 10 sall apni nani k pass Hira mandi rahein
Wo humhari Qom ka sirmaya hai
Us ko izat se milen or ihtram karen .
{ IDARA TAHAFZ-E-TaXi HAYAT PAKISTAN}.

cute teady bear

.;"";. .;"";.
()"" ') '+, " ,+'
( ,'o')") "+,+"
(,,) )
Hello !...I...! !...MISS...! !...U...!
Heartly;->

Karachi girl to boy

Karachi girl to boy

"khwahish hai tumse milne ki per ho mumkin kis tarah,
Na sheher me hai aman na mehfooz koi jagah,

Boy: Qaid k mazaar pe chali aa be dharrak,

Millat ka paasban hai Muhammad Ali Jinnah..!

koi yaad karta hai

Suno jana!
Palat aana!

K koi yaad karta he,
Tumhe awaz deta he,

Tumhe khush dekhne k waste

Apne dil,e,muztir ko jo
na-shad karta he

Tumhari ik jhalak k waste
Galiyo me,

Raston me ,
Subho se sham,

Din se raat karta he

Jinhe tum se aqeedat he,
Teri be los chahat he,

Tumhe takne ki hasrat he,

JINHE TUM SE MUHABBAT HE,

Unhe kuch waqt dete hen

So gar mumkin ho kuch esa?

To un ki chah ki khatir

"SUNO JANA!

PALAT AAnA!

K

"KOI YAAD KARTA HAI"

Nawaz Aur Shehbaz Dekh Rahe Thy Jahaz

Nawaz Aur Shehbaz Dekh Rahe Thy Jahaz,
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Wah Wah....
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Nawaz Aur Shehbaz Dekh Rahe Thy Jahaz,
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Dono Ki Tind Per Chammat Mar K Bhag Gya FARAZ :)

aghaz yun hoa tha

aghaz yun hoa tha,
us nay ghulaab bheja
main nay kitab kholi
aur us main rakh diya woh,
sab say usay chupaya,
anjam yeh hoa hy...

kuch khusk patiyan hyn
thori si mehek bhi hy,
bas,
or kuch nhi........!!!

Ishaq ka pehla bab likhti hon

Ishaq ka pehla bab likhti hon,
Zikar husan shbab likhti hon,
Un ki nazron ke teer sehti hon,
Zakham-e-dil ko gulab likhti hon,
Hosh jate hein un ki amad se,
us nazar ko sharab likhti hon,
Mil ke bichre hein jab se wo mujh se,
Zakham sehti hon khawab likhti hon,
Jab se paya he hijar ka lamha,
Bekhudi ka hisab likhti hon,
Rat k un udas lamhon mein, husan walon ka bab likhti hon,
Mein bi pagal hoi hon Tabasam
Mohabat ko azaab likthi hon

Baha k Aansoo mere woh kehte hain Faraz

Baha k Aansoo mere woh kehte hain Faraz.....

Tumhari Aankhoun main pani kitna Haseen lagta
hai...!!!

Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey
Jhuki Hein Ab Meri Nazrein
Tumhe Jo Yaad Kerti Hein
Baharein Laut Lao Gey
Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

Woh Sari Teri Perchaiyan
Tasawar Ki Woh Tanhaiyan
Jo Aankhon Se Barasti Hein
Kaho Sab Chor Aao Gey
Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

Ye Arzan Hai Khazan Hum Per
Pholon Ka Hai Eeman Tum Per
Muhabat Tor Lao Gey
Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

Kyun nazrein teri piyasi hein
kaho kis ki matlashi hein
hakiqat ban ke aao gey
khawabon ko tor jao gey
Kaho Ik Din Tum Aao Gey

Mujhay aaraam kernay do

Mujhay aaraam kernay do, mujhay ab mat sataao tum...
Thakan sadyo'n ki hay mujh ko, mujhay ab mat jagaao tum...

Dukho'n ki aakhri kahaani thi, usi ka aakhri hissa...
Bohot arsay say jaari tha, usay ab mat dohraao tum...

Tumhaari diary k aakhri auraaq may mai'n tha...
Safhay yoo'n na phaarro tum, mujhay yoo'n na mitaao tum....!

"JiNNU FERRARi"

Trusting a friend should be like

Trusting a friend should be like
the belief of a one year old child....
When you throw him in the air,
he laughs because he knows
you will catch him....

Avoiding something doesn't always

Avoiding something doesn't always

mean that you hate it...

it could also mean that you want it,

but you just know that it isn't right...

Here are 1000 Hugs

Here are 1000 Hugs...

Take 1 now...
Put the other 999
under your pillow and
whenever you need One
feel free to take 1...

Just remember It's
From Me.!
Luv U Swthrt....

Best Romantic Words

Best Romantic Words :-

I dont know how Beautiful you are...

'coz my eyes haven't moved from ur eyes....

If someone asks me

If someone asks me.

what is life..?

I will just come close to you!

Take your hand in my hands!!

and then say!

Thats my life.

Forever is not today

Forever is not today,

not tomorrow or a century

that will come,

but a lifetime.

And I promise to love you

forever...

It is better to cry than to be angry

It is better to cry than to be angry,

because anger hurts others while

tears flow silently thru the soul and

cleanses the heart..

The greatest advantage

''The greatest advantage

of speaking truth is that

you don't have to remember

what you said.....''

Think about it..:-)..!!

Have ur own... ;->

sara ghar sar py utha leta tha

1st Sardar to 2nd Sardar mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha..

2nd. wo k se?

1st. meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha.. ;->

GanA gA rhi thi

Wife: GanA gA rhi thi.
Hsbnd: Jb TuM GAti ho to LgtA hE IndrA GAndi gA rhi ho
WiFE: LekiN UsAy to GAnA hi nhi ata thA
HSbnd:Te Anni deAy TeNu kErA andA vE.. ;->

TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA TAnki pAr Qava BethAwA thA

PAthAN: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA TAnki pAr Qava BethAwA thA.
PAthAN jALdi sE NeChAy utrA Or Seri hAtA di.
Or boLA BetA MAi to utAr gyA to kEsE aAyE gA.. ;->

Sardar ko english nai ati thi

Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko english nai ati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o

Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. =P ;->

Success doesnt lie in the Results

Success doesnt lie in the "Results",
but in the "Efforts"

"_Being_"
the Best is NOT so important,

"/Doing\"
the Best is all that matters!

havE A guD daY_ ;->

Walk on ur own path

Walk on ur own path..
Love in ur own way
Talk watever u wish 2 say..
Do wat ur heart
desires
&
One day
The world wil say




Hay he
DHEEETT ... =P ;->

Agr 16 crore awam dua krke

Agr 16 crore awam dua krke
PAKISTAN ko world champion
bana sakti hai to,

ek bar phr dua karen k ek momin
apni BV k pas chala jae,

(AMEEN)
pray 4 Mr Zardari ;->

Ek bacha khait main aalu nikalnay

Ek bacha khait main aalu nikalnay
main dada ki help ker raha tha
thak ker bola.
" aap nay yeh sab zameen main dabaiy
he kion thay ."=P;->

You don't have enough time

Don't say
You don't have enough time
You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to
Mother Teresa,
Michael Angelo,
Leonardo Da Vinci
And
Albert Einstein ... :)

Jis Trha Hum Apni Pocket My Pare Paiso

Jis Trha Hum Apni Pocket My Pare Paiso
Ka Hisab Rakhte Hain
Kia Hum Aus Tarha Apni Namazo
Ka Hisab Rakhte Hain???

A Question To All My Muslim Bro & Sis

The Meaning Of. . . Healthy Life

Do U Know???

The Meaning Of. . . Healthy Life...??

1 Hour Exercise?
2 Time Bath?
3 Time Eat?
5 Times Pray?
6 Hour Sleep?
8 Hour Work?

& 1 Min Thinking Of Me.

Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun

Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun

"WasSI"
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Khatam Ho Gai Zindagi Par Bachi Koi Na Phasi... =P ;->

Tumhara Kehna Hai

Tumhara Kehna Hai

Tum Mujhey Be Panha Shiddat Se Chahtay Ho

Tumhari Chahat

Visaal Ki Akhri Hadhon Tak

Meray Faqat Meray Naam Hogi

Mujhey Yaqeen Hai,Mujhey Yaqeen Hai

Magar Kasam Khanay Walay Larkay!!!

Tumhari Ankhon Main Aik Til Hai

Dard agar aadmi hota To gareban pakar kar kehte Iss tarha rehte hyn Be-chain dilon k andar Iss tarha karte hyn Be-maro’n k sath Dil mai rehna hy to T

Dard agar aadmi hota
To gareban pakar kar kehte
Iss tarha rehte hyn
Be-chain dilon k andar
Iss tarha karte hyn
Be-maro’n k sath

Dil mai rehna hy to
Theek se rehna sekho
Hum tumhai’n sehte hyn
Kuch tum b sehna sekho
Aik thori si khushi ae to
Jal jate ho

Tumhara Kehna Hai

Tumhara Kehna Hai

Tum Mujhey Be Panha Shiddat Se Chahtay Ho

Tumhari Chahat

Visaal Ki Akhri Hadhon Tak

Meray Faqat Meray Naam Hogi

Mujhey Yaqeen Hai,Mujhey Yaqeen Hai

Magar Kasam Khanay Walay Larkay!!!

Tumhari Ankhon Main Aik Til Hai

Suno tm se Zaruri bat krni he

Suno tm se
Zaruri bat krni he

Samandar k kinare pr
Chaly aao bahane se

Mujy tum pr bhrosa he
Tmhen muj pr bhrosa he

Mujy tum se mohabt he
Tumhen muj se mohabt he

Mgr ye b Haqeqat hy,
Hmare Darmiyan jb b Milne ki baat hoti hy,

Kbhi mei taal deta hun
Kabhi tum rooth jaty ho

Hai aisa is liay shayed
Tumhen main pa nhi sakta
Mujhe tum kho nahi saktay

Chalo phir aaj hum dono
Samandar main utar jaen
Mohabat ki kahani ko
Ajal k naam kar jain !!

Kisi ko board mein number brhwane

Kisi ko board mein number brhwane honto mujhe Naam,roll no aur mera commision Sms Kardain
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"Asif Ali Zardari"

I wish tum khwab mai

I wish tum khwab mai..
Kisi weeran haweli mai na ho..
Tmhe sotey mai na lgy k bed pe saanp hai..
Tmhry kaan mai koi keera na jai..
Zra socho!
Beech ma ankh khule to safad kapron ma ksi ko na dekho
n i realy wish k jb tm turn kro to tmhare bed k peche koi na khara ho..
Ary,ary mai dara thori raha,mera to ye aim hy
k tm araam sy so..
Good night...

Wonderful Quote

Wonderful Quote:

"Love is the Seventh sense,
Which Destroys all the Six Senses"

How 2 become a GENIUS

How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*

find the missing text &
surely you'll become a GENIUS:-D

I have head and tail

I have head and tail,
but no body. Who am I?
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thinking....
don't know
i'm
Coin
(',')

What is common between

What is common between
Zindagi ka Safar & women?















Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. :-D

yun lagta hy

yun lagta hy


jese


dard k patal mai koi


tanhayo'n k darbar mai koi


hijar k maah.0.saal mai koi


sanatto'n ki taaq mai koi
mujhe rakh kar bhool gaya hy!!!!!!!

kahan kahan na chiri daastan-e-jurm-e-wafa

kahan kahan na chiri daastan-e-jurm-e-wafa
hamaray eshq ka charcha kahan kahan na hua

Kaha Sirf us Ne

. . Kaha Sirf us Ne
Itna Ke Khamoshi
Hai Mujhe Bohat Pasand . .


Itna Sun'na Tha Ke
Hum Ne Shor Machati Apni
Dharkanen bhi Rok lee..

In Sochti Ankhon Mein

In Sochti Ankhon Mein
Na Janay Kia Baat Hay
Eik Lamhay Ko Jo Mein
In Mein Dekh Loon
To Dobnay Lagta Hon
In Naraz Rawion Mein
Na Janay Kia Baat Hay
Eik Saniay Ko Jo Mein
In Per Ghor Karon
Tu Bhataknay Lagta Hon
In Kuch Kehtee Adaoon Mein
Na Janay Kia Baat Hay
Eik Pal Ko Jo Mein
In Mein Khoo Jaon
Tu Bhaknay Lagta Hon

dil youn dharka ke pareshan hoa ho jaisay

dil youn dharka ke pareshan hoa ho jaisay
koi be-dhiyani mein nuqsaan hoa ho jaisay

rukh badalta hoon to shey-rag mein chubhan hoti hai
ishq bhi jang ka medaan hoa ho jaisay

jism youn lams-e-rafaqat ke asar se nikla
doosrey daur ka samaan hoa ho jaisay

dil ne youn phir mere seeney mein faqeeri rakh di
toot ker khud hi pasheman hoa ho jaisay

thaam ker haath mera aisa woh roya
koi kaafir se musalman hoa ho jaisay

Dukh Dard me hamesha Nikaly Tumhare

Dukh Dard me hamesha Nikaly Tumhare "KHAT"
Aur Mil gai Khushi tou Ushaly Tumhare "KHAT"

Sab Chooriyan Tumhari Samandr Ko Sonp Diin
Aur Kr Deye Hawa k Havaly Tumhare "KHAT"

Mery Lahoo me Goonj raha he Her ek Lafz
Maine Ragoon k Dasht me Paaly Tumhare "KHAT"

Yun tou hen Beshumar Wafa Ki Nishaniyan
Lekin Har Shaye Se Niraly Tumhare "KHAT"

Parwa nahe Mujhy kisi Chaand Ki Wasi
Tareek zindagi me Hen Ujaly Tumhare "KHAT"

Aaj yun mosam ne di jashan-e-mohabt ki khabr

Aaj yun mosam ne di jashan-e-mohabt ki khabr
Phoot phoot k rony lagy hen "main mohabbat aur tum"

Hum ne joon hi krliya mehsos manzil hai qareb
Rasty khony lagy hain "main mohabbat aur tum"

Chaand ki kirnon ne hum ko iss terha bosa diya
Devta hone lagay hain "main mohabbat aur tum"

Aaj phir mehroomiyon ki daastanain oarh kr
Khwab main sonay lagay hain "main mohabbat aur tum"

Kho gai awaz b , andaz b , alfaz b,
Khamoshi dhondne lagy hain "main mohabbat aur tum"

Mujrim

(Mujrim)

Tumhen Maloom hai Jaanan!

K Tum Bhi Eik "Qaatil" ho!

Mery Ander ka Ek Hansta Huva Insaan!!

Tum ne Maar Daala Hai!!

dard meetha ho to ruk k kasaq hoti hai

dard meetha ho to ruk k kasaq hoti hai"mir"

yaad gahri ho to tham tham k qaraar aata hai.

Chandinii Gungunaany lagi kis Leye

Chandinii Gungunaany lagi kis Leye!

Taary Aangan Main Aany lage kis Leye!

Kis leye Rang Mehandi Ka Khilny Laga!

Phool Hum ko Sataany lage kis Leye!

Bas! Tumhare Leye!!

Bas! Tumhary Leye!!

usko ankhon k dareeche se

usko ankhon k dareeche se juda kaisay karoon,

wo meri zaat k har pehlu se bayaan hota hai...

Pathan suhag rat ko gun utha kr room se bahir nikla

Pathan suhag rat ko gun utha kr room se bahir nikla,

B.V.Khan sab suhag rat to mana lo, kahan chale ?


pathan, arey khana kharab ki bachi
hum suhagrat manaye ga
to mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga . . . ;->

Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya

Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"
Is per Bari bee boli...

"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->

Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do

Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

Paaro Ne Kaha DAARU Chhor Do,

Ek Din Aaega!

Jab Girlfriend Kahe Gi:

"BHAIYA, In Bachon Ko Zara School Chhor Do". . . ;->

Baith jati thi mere pehlo

Baith jati thi mere pehlo me aa kar es tarah JAn|x...

Meri tanhai bhi jaise mere ghar ka fard ho... ;->

Ap ko pata hai Jis Ghar me

Ap ko pata hai Jis Ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k Farishte Dakhil nahi hote

To jis mulk ka Sadar he Kutta ho wahan Rehmat bhala kese Nazil ho gi... ;->

What is difference betwn 1st night & last night

What is difference betwn 1st night & last night?
If U sleep on flowers, it is 1st night..

If flowers sleep on U, it is Last night..
Scary, but true..!

Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi

Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi
kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho
us ne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gia tha
or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL
min dbo de takay DETOL zaya na ho.

Friend 2 Sheikh

Friend 2 Sheikh:
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga

Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.

Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh

Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh
Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?






Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha,
Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!

Masrof zindgi NAMAZ ko

Masrof zindgi NAMAZ ko
mushkil bana deti hai.


Laken NAMAZ masrof zindgi
ko B Aasan bana deti hai!

Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti

Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti
to us ka nam kya hota...
Zra socho



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"JAALAY wala GUJJAR" :-D

Ho Gyi Hai Ab Tø Black Black

Ho Gyi Hai Ab Tø
Black Black
"NiGHT",

Ab Band Bhi kar
Do White White
"LiGHT",

Sweet Sweet
Sapno ki Pakarlø
Tum "FLiGHT".

Oh! My Dear
GooD GooD
"NiGHT"

men ksi aor ka hon itna bta kr roya

men ksi aor ka hon itna bta kr roya,
wo mjy mehndi lgay hath dikha kr roya,
umr bhr ki judai ka khyal aya tha shahid,
wo mjy pas apny der tak bitha kr roya,
khat,kitaben wo pyar k tuhfay,
mohbat ki sub nishanain jala kr roya,
tmhari de hoi sub chezeen utar le gyen,
wo mjy saij pe sajy zevar dikha kr roya,
ab k na sahi zror hashr men milen gay,
yakja honay k dilsay dila kr roya,
mjse ziada bichrnay ka ghum usy tha,
wqte rukhst wo mjhy senay se lga kr roya,

guk shaakh se bicharray

guk shaakh se bicharray to kahein ka nahi rehta "MOHSIN"

tum khud ko judaa meri zaat se kuch soch k krna...

teri talaash mein mera

teri talaash mein mera wajod hi na raha"MOHSIN"

tabah ker gai meri hasti ko arzu teri..

The school report gives you 'D'

Father:The school report gives you 'D'

for conduct and an 'A' for courtesy.

How did you manage that?

Son:Whenever I punch someone,

I apologise

Why gals not interest in sports

Why gals not interest in sports?

Only 1% gals playing games.

Bcoz

Other 99% gals playing in boys life.

Feeling f luv

Feeling
f
luv
+
Moment
f
caring
+
small
sharing
+
2b
2gthr
in
pain,
Creates
a
miracle
called
"FRIENDSHIP"

Successful People Always

Successful People Always
Have 2 Things In Their Lips,
Smile & Silence.!
Keep Always
All The Best

You’ve been given feeling to me all night

You’ve been given feeling to me all night
And I can’t leave unless you're leaving with me tonight
Now it’s not difficult to tell you're selecting
And I think you're selecting me
To lead you - can’t you see?

I wanna leave with you gotta take you home
I can see it inside my head
That if I leave with you and I get you home
you’re gonne love what I do when I’m on top of you
when I’m on top of you

It's a human sign

It's a human sign
When things go wrong
When the scent of her lingers
And temptation's strong

Into the boundary
Of each married man
Sweet deceit comes calling
And negativity lands

Cold cold heart
Hard done by you
Some things look better baby
Just passing through

And it's no sacrifice
Just a simple word
It's two hearts living
In two separate worlds
But it's no sacrifice
No sacrifice
It's no sacrifice at all

Kamran Akmal Ne Bola Cricket Team Se

Kamran Akmal Ne Bola Cricket Team Se:-
Meri Ball Nahi Kar Sakta Koi FACE
QK Meri Ball Mai Hai Pace

Kahen se tera Sath Le Aaon

Kahen se tera Sath Le Aaon!
Wasul ki Chaand Raat Le Aaon!

Baith Jaon Kisi Dourahy Per!
Maang Kar tera Haath Le Aaon!

Kitni Sadiyoon K Baad Boloon Main!
Labb pe Ek Teri hii Baat Le Aaon!

Apni Aankhoon Ki Band Galiyoon se!
Aans`on Ki Baaraat Le Aaon!

Itni Pooja Karun K Main Ek din!
Apni Zaat me Teri Zaat Le Aaon!

Mera Waada Hai yeh Tum se

Mera Waada Hai yeh Tum se!!

Tumhen Itna Main Chahoongi!!

K Duniya Main Kahen Per Bhi!!

Mohabbat K Hawaaly se!!

Kabhi Jo Baat niklegi!!

Hamara Naam Aaegaa!!

Karachi main Loadshading

Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ karte hoye.

LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein.

Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai

Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai,
Na Taj main hai,
Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raj mai hai,
Na woh maza kisi Khazanay main hai,


Jo maza Naak se chohay nikal k Gol Ghumanay main hai.

High level confidence

High level confidence!

Teacher 2 student: If u tel me 'where is GOD', i'll reward u 100 rupees.

Student : n If u tell me'whr GOD is not'i'l reward u
200Rs.. ;->

inteligence test by paf (pakistan air force)

Inteligence Test By P.A.F (Pakistan Air Force)
1) Wo kya cheez hy jo khayi bhi jati hy or pee bhi jati hy?
2) Wo kon sa mulk hy jahan 6 mahiney din or 6 mahiney raat rehti hy?
3) Baraf k makano main rehney waley log kya kehlaatey hain?
4) Duniya main sab se zyada kon sa khel khela jata hy?
5) Wo kon sa janwar hy jo pani main peda hota hy or khushki pe rehta hy?
Ans !!!

Reporter zardari se

Reporter zardari se.!
Ap ke chehre par har waqt muskarahat hoti hai,
iss ka raaz? Zardari..!
Mai pakistani awam pe huns raha hon,
k muje sadar kaise banaya? ;->

AaNsuoN ki zubaan hoti hai

AaNsuoN ki zubaan hoti hai
Ye bhi
Aksar kalam karte haiN
Gar tumheiN na yaqiiN ho to
Kabhi
Mere aaNsuoN ko
Ghaor se dekho
Ye bhi
Tum se kuch kehte haiN

Sahilon Ki Hawa

Sahilon Ki Hawa

Kis Qadar Masoom,Kitni Shokh,Kitni Bewafa
Humne Poocha Kaun? To Ghabra Ke Boley Zindagi

ABHI TUNHA NAHIN HUA

ABHI TUNHA NAHIN HUA...! /friends

Aray tu na ho saka apna
To kia ghum hai
Dekho
Chunda,poonum,taray
Yeh sham k nazaray
Falak,zamin yeh kuhsar
Keh rahay hain ghum na kerna
Woh badal gaya to kia hua
Hum to hain na hamesha tumharay...

tum aao to sahi

tum aao to sahi
ahlay dard ki mahfil may
palkay main apni bichaoo ga
bayshuk!
maray gahr kay bahir
patahr hai kahksha nahi
lakin!
kahas taray liay
main
dil ki galioo main
chahat kay phool pichaoo ga
tum aao to sahi

bad-naseebi ka mein qaa'il toh nahin hun, lekin

bad-naseebi ka mein qaa'il toh nahin hun, lekin



mein ne barsaat me jalte hue ghar dekhe hain.......

main subha o shamm lihkti ho

main subha o shamm lihkti ho
zameen pay jitni bhi achi zubanay
boli jati hai
main un say harf chunti aur
tumhara naam likhti hoon

Tum pathar Ho

Tum pathar Ho..
Issi Liye to..
Sheeshey Jaise Logon
Bas Pathar Kehna Jaantey Ho.

ToDayZ THoUgHt

ToDayZ THoUgHt !


ALwAyZ


REsPeCt


WoMeN


BUt


NoT


GiRlZzzz . . . =P ;->

Mard, orat, heejrey main koi farq nahi hai Faraz

Mard, orat, heejrey main koi farq nahi hai Faraz,



Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain . . . ;^>

Kbi b kisi ese shakhs ko

"Kbi b kisi ese shakhs ko
nazar andaz na kro jo tmhari
boht perwa krta ho,

warna kisi din tmhen ehsas hoga
k pathron ko ekattha krte krte
tmne heera ganwa dia."

Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??


Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zroorat hai. :-) :-)

aap ko mera banaya hua halwa pasnd nhi ay

BV: aap ko mera banaya hua halwa pasnd nhi aya?
Bachy to 3 plates kha chuke hain

Ander se awaz aye...

Mama 1 or plate dena 1 kitaab ki jild reh gye hai. :-)

Mark Willson Said

Mark Willson Said
"To Be The Subject oF Jealousy iS The Sign oF Failure iN Life,
And
tO Be The Object oF Jealousy iS The Sign oF Success iN Life" ;->

Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon

Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon.
Aap ko muj par barosa nein.

Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k
chabihan maz per padi reti hein.

Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi
thijori ko nein lagthi.

Yar i need some balance

Yar i need some balance...






























































in my diet...=P:-P;->

Rule of success

Rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.








And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..

Assalam-O-Alaikum!

Assalam-O-Alaikum!

MAH-E-RAJAB-UL-MURAJJAB ka wazeefa manderja zail hai mulahiza frmaea.



1:Rozana Baad Namaz Isha 2 rakat nafal Salat-u-tuba aur 2 rakat nafal
Salat-ul-Hajat Parha Karain



2:DAILY 1200 TIMES RECITE ALLAH-US-SAMMAD (Surah Ikhlas, 30 para, 2nd Ayat)ANY
TIME & MAKE

PRAY FROM YOUR LORD THE ALMIGHTY ALLAH AZZOWAJAL.

ROZANA KSI BHE WQT 1200 MARTABA ALLAH-O-SAMMAD (Surah Ikhlas, 30 para, 2nd Ayat)
PADH KR APNAY RAB SAY DUA KRAIN INSHALLAH AZZOWAJAL DUA ZAROOR QABOOL HO GI.

Is Wazifay ki fazilat say bigray kaam ban jain gay, anay wali musibatain tal
jain gi aur hazaar ha fawaid milain gay.

Apana Gam bhul gaye teri jafa bhul gaye

Apana Gam bhul gaye teri jafa bhul gaye,
Ham tou har baat muhabbat k siva bhul gaye

Ham akele hi nahi pyar k Diivane Sanam,
Aap bhi nazaren jhukane ki Ada bhul gaye

Ab tou socha he k daaman hi tera thamenge,
Haath jab ham ne uthaye tou Dua bhul gaye

Shukr samajho ya isy apni shikayat samajho,
Tum ne woh dard diya hai k Davaa bhul gaye

laut aati hai meri shab ki ebadat khali'mohsin"

laut aati hai meri shab ki ebadat khali'mohsin"

janay kis arsh par rehta hai khuda sham k baad..

main jo bikhroon to sath na rukna warna

main jo bikhroon to sath na rukna warna,,,,

ungliyan dard karen gi mujhey chuntey chuntey...

halaat ne tor daya kachay

halaat ne tor daya kachay dhagay ki trha warna faraz.

mery waday b kabhi zanjeer hua kartey they..

kanch ka tohfaa na denakabi

kanch ka tohfaa na denakabi
rooth kr loog torr dia krtey hain


jo bohat achey hoon un seypyar na krna
aksar achey loog hi sath choor dia krtey hain

A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz

A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them

Mouse Shouted:

BHOW BHOW

Cat Ran Away


Mouse: That's De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)

Machar ka Bacha Pehle Baar uraa

Machar ka Bacha Pehle Baar uraa
jab woh wapis aaya
tou us k baap ne Poocha "Kaisa Laga Ur k??"

Machar Bola .. " BOhat Maza Aaya, Dekh k bht Khushi howi sab ko Taalian Bajatay"

New About " FARZANA"

New About

" FARZANA"


In barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"

Bura hy zamana chalo shabash ghar ja k nhana... ;->

Shair arz hai

Shair arz hai


BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI
GHADA GAARI PE

wah wah

BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI GHADA GAARI PE

IS LiYE USNE LAGADI PABANDI DOUBLE SAWARI PE... ;->

ek buzurg bazar may bethay ro rahe the

ek buzurg bazar may bethay ro rahe the
kisi nay poocha aap kion rote hain
unho ne kaha log nafarman ho gaye
hain oper wala tauba qabool karna
chahta hay lekin log tauba nahi kartay..

kuch dino baad wohi buzurg
qabristan may bethe ro rahay the
kisi nay poocha aap kion rote hay

aap nay kaha yeh qabar may lete hue
log ab tauba karna chahte hain lekin
oper wala ab tauba qabool karna nahi chahta... !

Bush & Queen of England

Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
'There are certain things
even Queen of England
can't control'

BUSH: 'Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses'

SUNO

~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty "Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi krty"
~SUNO~ Jb nakal ka chance ho
to phir prha nhi krty"

~SUNO jb dost laaik ho apna,
to booti laya nhi krty.

Suno examinr ko galiyaan dete hen,
sir pe charhaya nhi krty.

Suno yahaan ka system ulta hy,
jo gues me hun swal wo aya nhi krty.

Suno ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy,
dost ko paper me azmaya nhi krty.

~SUNO~ jb paper ata ho,
kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty...

Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat

Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat
Time poocha tha Faraz...

K kitne Bajey.?




Wo boli,
9 baje Quaid e azam k mazaar per.

Pathan Sardar Se

Pathan Sardar Se:
Yara Kya Tumne Generator Mei Petrol Ki Jaga COCA COLA Dala Hai?

Sardar: Nahi Yara..

Pathan: To Yeh Brrrrrr Brrrrrr Kyu Kar Raha Hai??

Pathan participated in a

Pathan participated in a
cooking contest but he was beaten up
by da staff there and disqualified
coz he cooked
.
.
.
.
.
"Naswar Ghosht"

Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar

Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar
so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
.
PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko
torch le kar dondh raha hai :

im sorry baby

im sorry baby,, i believe u'll run & come to me
& i'll open my hand @ hug u i'll wait for u till end of my life

isi chamn me hi hamara b ik zamana tha

isi chamn me hi hamara b ik zamana tha
yahin kahin koi sada sa aashiyana tha

nasib ab to nahi shaKh b nasheman ki
lada hua kbhi phulon se aashiyana tha

teri qasm are o jald ruthane vale
gurur-e-ishq na tha naz-e-aashiqana tha

tumhin guzr gaye daman bacha kr vrna yaha
vahi shabab vahi dil vahi zamana tha

Kaun kehata hai tujhe maine bhula rakha he

Kaun kehata hai tujhe maine bhula rakha he
Teri yadon ko kaleje se laga rakha he

Lab pe Aahen b nahi Aankh me Aansu b nahi
Dil ne har raz muhabt ka chhupa rakha he

Tune jo dil k andhere me jalaya tha kbhi
Vo diya aj b siine me jala rakha he

Dekh ja aake mahakte huye zakhmon ki bahaar
Maine ab tak tere gulshan ko saja rakha he

Woh Aksar Mujhe Pagal Kehta Hai

Woh
Aksar Mujhe Pagal Kehta Hai
Aur Mai
Sochtee Hoon Kay
Mujhe Pagal Bananay Wala
Mujhe "Pagal" Kyun Kehta Hay

teray darshan ko aa jatay

teray darshan ko aa jatay hain teri galion main "faraz"

warna sara shehar baqi hai faqat awargi k liye

Ho Gyi Hai Ab Tø Black Black

Ho Gyi Hai Ab Tø
Black Black
"NiGHT",

Ab Band Bhi kar
Do White White
"LiGHT",

Sweet Sweet
Sapno ki Pakarlø
Tum "FLiGHT".

Oh! My Dear
GooD GooD

Are You Genius Then Give Me The Answer

Are You Genius Then Give Me The Answer.
Odd And Even Numbers Ko Aese Add Karo Kay Answer Even Numbers Main Aye

Pathan Passport banwaney gya

Pathan Passport banwaney gya,

Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia.
Clerk: Biwi ka nahi apna do.

Pathan:
Kal to hamko bola tha K..
"NADRA"
ka lye kr aao.

dadi aap ne kon kon se mulk ghoome hain

Bacha: apni dadi se,
dadi aap ne kon kon se mulk ghoome hain?

Dadi: beta pakistan hindustan aur ifghanistan

Bacha: ab kon sa ghoome gi?

Peche se Dada bola..
Qabrustaan.

Pakistan main Police aor Wapda

Pakistan main Police aor Wapda
ki Performance ki misaal aisi hy jaisy

Aap ne Ghar ki Rakhwali k liye
Kutta pala ho aor wo,

aap ko hi subah Shaam
"kaaty" baghair Ghar k
andar Na aany dy...=P;->

Are Barish shuru ho gayi

Are Barish shuru ho gayi







































yaha kya dekh rahe ho..
bahar dekho.

Gods blessings comes

Gods blessings comes

as a surprise

& how much we receive

depends on how

much we believe

Cutest Proposal

Cutest Proposal

Boy : kya mai aapka address jaan sakta hoon

Girl : kyun?

Boy : 1 din baraat leker aana hai

Ma Ka Ladla Bigad Gaya

Jaha Dekho
Jidhar Dekho
Aap k liye sab ki zuban pe 1 hi bat



"Ma Ka Ladla Bigad Gaya"

Pakistan main Police aor Wapda

Pakistan main Police aor Wapda
ki Performance ki misaal aisi hy jaisy

Aap ne Ghar ki Rakhwali k liye
Kutta pala ho aor wo,

aap ko hi subah Shaam
"kaaty" baghair Ghar k
andar Na aany dy...=P;->

itni si baat pay dil ki dharkan he ruk gai

itni si baat pay dil ki dharkan he ruk gai'

ik pal jo tasawwur kia us ke bina jeenay ka'

Aaj Itne barsoN ke baad

Aaj Itne barsoN ke baad
Jaise kaii sadioN ke baad
Us ne kaha suno
Ab se tum azaad ho
Qafas khulte hi
Par tolte panchi
Ma uRooN kis tarah magar
Us ne Noch dale the mere par
Dabi huii hasrateiN
Na'tamam khwahisheiN
Poori karooN kis tarah magar
Na ab waqt hai na nazar
Dil ke goshoN ma nihaaN
KhwaaboN ki reshmi doriaN
Sapna bunooN kis tarah magar
Sulajhti nahi doriaN ulajh kar
Rasta chalna bhool kar
Ab jaooN ma kis dagar
Ulti ho gaye sab tadbeereiN
Phir pahen li ab zanjeereiN

chahta hun keh bhool jaun tumhen

chahta hun keh bhool jaun tumhen
Aur ye sab dareecha ha-e-khayal
Jo tumhari hi simt khulte hain
Band kar dun kuch is tarah se keh yahan
Yaad ki ik kiran bhi na aa sake

Chahta hun keh bhool jaun tumhen
Aur khud bhi yaad na aun tumhen
Jaise tum ik kahani thien
Jaisae main ik fasana tha !!

Nick Name

Nick Name..!!

Tum Mujh ko Gudya kahtay ho
Theek Hi Kahtay ho______!
Khelnay walay Sub Hatoon ko
Main Gudya hi Lagti hoon
Jo Pahna Do, Mujh par Sajay ga
Mera koi Rung nahi
Jis Bachay k Haath Thama do
Meri Kissi say Jung Nahi..!!

Chooryaan hath mein thin

Chooryaan hath mein thin
aur hathon mein uska haath b tha
sham-e-tanhayi bhi thi
rung aur noor ki barsaat b thi
mosamon ka junoon urooj per tha
dharkanon per b ikhtiyar na tha

uski madhosh nigahon mein talab pyar ka tha
kaanpte hathon se uske shugufta hathon mein
choorhyaan mujhse na pehnayi gayin
haan mager hath ghayal ho hi gaye
usne nazerein jhuka kar itna hi kaha
jayiye aapse nahi bolti
aapse itna bhi nahi hota..!!

kuthan hai zindagi kitni

kuthan hai zindagi kitni
safar dushwaar kitna hai
kbhe paon nhe chalty
kbhe rasta nhe milta
hamra sath dey pay
koi esa nhe milta
faqat aisy guzaron to
ye roz.o.shab nhe katty
ye katty thy kbhe pehly
mager han ab nhe katty
muje phir bhe mery malik
koi shikwa nhe tujh se
men jaan per khail skti hon
men her dukh jhail skti hon
agr to aaj he kr dey
muhabat hamsafar meri

If ever u start missing

If ever u start missing

Ur School days

Ur class

Ur friend circle

Ur canteen or nothng abt ur skooling thn

Just

Just

Just

Open ur report cards

Sara nasha utar

Jaega;-)

Phir say rog lagao tum

Phir say rog lagao tum

Mujh say raabtay barhao tum

Kaisay sub kuch bhoolay ho

Mujh ko bhi samjhao tum

Jaisay baarish sawan ki

Aik din aisay aao tum

Meinay jee bhar k rona hai

Mujhko khwab dikhao tum

Bohat kuch kho chukka hoon mein

AB MERAY HO JAO TUM

Haqeeqat aashna mere

Haqeeqat aashna mere...
Tujhy shayad khaber hoge
Mujhy teri muhabat ne
Bohat buzdil bana dala
Main har us shay se dartA hun
Tujhy jo cheen sakti hai..
Main un lamhon se darta hun
Judai jin main rahti hai
Main un ashkon se darta hun
Jo ban kar yaad bahtay hn
Main un lafzon se darta hon
Jo khamoshi main rahtay hn
Bicharney ki mere hum-dum
Main har surat se darta hun...
Tujhy shayad khaber ho gi
mujhy teri muhabat ne,
Bohat buzdil bana dala

main kis terha zikar karo us muhbat ka

main kis terha zikar karo us muhbat ka.

jo meri maa ne mujh se bachpan main ki thi.

mujhe talash hai kuch ase shakhs ki

mujhe talash hai kuch ase shakhs ki

jo umer bahr k leye srif mera ho jaye.

pachli raat ana tha us ne mare khuwab main

pachli raat ana tha us ne mare khuwab main.

haye us k khayal ne raat bhar sone na daya.

kucha yon huwa aankhon aankhon

kucha yon huwa aankhon aankhon se payar ho gaya.

phir yon huwa juda hote huwe dono ki aankhian nam ho gayi.

apni khatir jagge ho soye ho

apni khatir jagge ho soye ho

apni khatir hanse ho roye ho

kis liye aaj khoye khoye ho

tum ne aansu bahut piye apne

tum boht saal reh liye apne

ab mere sirf mere ho kar raho

husan hi husan ho zahaanat ho

ishq hoon main to tum mohabbat ho

tum meri bas meri amaanat ho

ji liye jis qadar jiye apne

tum boht saal reh liye apne

ab mere sirf mere ho kar raho...!

Hamein Tum Se Mohabt Hai

Hamein Tum Se Mohabt Hai"

Hamara Emtihan Le Lo"

Agr Chaho To Dil Le Lo"

Agr Chaho To Jaan Le Lo"

Hamein Tum Bhool Mt Jana"

Ye 1 Fryaad Krte Hain"

Wafa Ki Shart Se B Hm"

Tumhein Aazaad Krte Hain"

Zubaan B Hm Na Kholein Ge"

Ye Tum Hm Se Zubaan Le Lo"

Zamana Kuch Nahi"

Bs 1 Rangeen Dhoka Hai"

Tumhare Peyaar Pe Lekin"

Hamein Pura Bharosa Hai"

Khizan K Gham Hamein De do"

Baharon Ka Samaan Le Lo"

Agr Chaho To Dil Le Lo"

Agr Chaho To Jan le lo..

Tere qarib aa k bari uljhano me hu

Tere qarib aa k bari uljhano me hu

me dushmnoo my hu k tere dosto me hu?

Badla na mere bad b mouzu-e-guftago

Me ja chuka hu phr b tri mehfilo me hu,

Mjse bichar k tu b roega umr bhr'

ye soch le k me b tri khwhisho me hu'

Tu hans raha he mjpe mra hal dkh kr!

0r phr b me sharik tere ghamon me hu...

Sab khaloos baatoun mein sab karam khayalon mein

Sab khaloos baatoun mein sab karam khayalon mein,
Bas zara wafa kam thi terey shaher waloun mein..

Pehli baar nazroun ney chaand boltey dekha,
Hum jawab kya daitey kho gaye sawaloun mein..

Raat teri yaadoun ney dil ko iss tarah chera,
Jaisey koi chutki ley naram naram gaaloun mein..

Youn kisi ki aankhoun mein subha tuk they hum,
Jis tarha rahey shabnam phool k piyaloun mein..

Meri aankh k taarey abb na deikh pa'o gay,
Hum raat k musafir they kho gaye ujaaloun mein..

Sawal tu hy jawab tu hy.

Sawal tu hy jawab tu hy.
Mohabbato'n ki kitaab tu hy.
Be-sabat jaha'n k rang saray.
Meri nazar mein shabaab tu hy.
Ye kainaat hy jis se roshan.
Aftab,taray,mehtaab tu hy.
Kabhi tou hota hy paas mere.
Kabhi chamakta saraab tu hy.
Phool,kaliyo'n ka khush-rung pairhen.
Khushbuo'n ka hijaab tu hy.
Tu meri khwahish,tu meri hasrat.
Meri aankho'n ka khwaab tu hy.
Nisaab-e-zindagi hy ishq.
Meri zindagi ka nisaab tu hy...

Chaman Me Naghma Sarai K Baad Yaad Aaye

Chaman Me Naghma Sarai K Baad Yaad Aaye

Qafas K Dost Rihaai K Baad Yaad Aaye

Wo Jin Ko Ham Teri Qurbat Me Bhool Bethe Thay

Wo Log Teri Judai K Baad Yaad Aaye

Wo Shair Yousuf-e-Kan'a'n Thay Jo Bech Diye

Hamain Qalam Ki Kamaai K Baad Yaad Aaye

Hareem-e-Naz K Kherat Bant'nay Walay

Har Ek Dar Ki Gadaai K Baad Yaad Aaye

Ham Itnay ß Gaye Guzray Nahi Thay Jaan-e-Faraz

K Tujhko Saari Khudai K Baad Yaad Aaye . . . /

Kal raat chand hu-ba-hu tujh jaisa tha

Kal raat chand hu-ba-hu tujh jaisa tha

".....Faraz....."

Wohi husan, wohi ghuroor,

or wohi doori..."

AaJ kaL kI LarkIya

AaJ kaL
kI LarkIya
Buhat RoTi HaIn
d0stO...!!!











KyUn Ke. . .


































MaIn UnHaIn
LiFt hI
NahI KaRaTa... =P ;->

Bijli hun main bijli hun

Bijli hun main bijli hun,
WAPDA ki main titlee hun,
1 ghanty k liye aati hun
2,2 ghanty jati hun,
0oper pankha rukta hy,
Neeche Munna rota hy,
Mune ki ammi kre Haaye,
Bijli us ko tarpaaye
Munne ki Ammi kaali
Bijli hy nakhron waali...

Brought u by: WAPDA
Geo Bijli k Jhatky laga k..:-D

Have A Nice Day

2008 .....


Good Morning !
(bina bijli k)


Have A Nice Day
(bina bijli k).....

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Stay Happy
(bina bijli k) ....=P;->

Taliban Taliban Yes Papa

Taliban Taliban
Yes Papa


Explosive Bomb
No Papa


Telling Lie
No Papa


Open Your Jacket


Thaaaa Thaaaa Thaaaa.... =P =D

Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet

Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet

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Order Double Cheese Burgers

Larg Fries

And

A Diet Coke ... ;)

Todayz

Todayz
ThoughT <


One Thing Tht Push

You Toward Future

Iz You 'PasT' . . <:

A boy 2 pathan

A boy 2 pathan:
mai agar chahon to tamam pathano
ko janat se nikal kar jahanum main la sakta hoon.

Pathan:kaise?
Boy:main jahanum mai naswar
ka dukan kholon ga

Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai

Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,












Me na socha surprise don ga...=P;->

Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he

Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he

Servicing Man : Memory card he?

Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega? =P :-D

Don't see back when

Don't see back when you are moving to success.

But don't forget to look back after achieving success

QUOTE OF D DAY

QUOTE OF D DAY:

Life's like riding a bicycle.

To keep your balance,

you must keep moving..

CHAIN MSG

CHAIN MSG

Baraey Meherbani Es Msg
Ko Itna Fwd Karain K
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Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey
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"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan
K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)

Sab log ye mugh say kehte hain

Sab log ye mugh say kehte hain
Nazmo say ishq Khuda jesa
Ghazlo main kaif udhaasi ka
Kis dost nay tum ko sonpa hai
Mera ik jawab hamesha say!

"IK SHAKHS SHEHAR MAY AYA THA

Apna aap

Apna aap
Aj wo muddat baad aaye
Bus yeh kehnay
Jaana
Meray saray khat lota do
Sub tasveerein kalam
Kitabein
Wapis kar do saray tohfay
Mujh say sab kuch magnay wali
Jatay jatay
Meray kamray ki chokhat par
Chorr gae hai
“APNA AAP”

How much can sum1 care

How much can sum1 care?

A man suffring frm brain tumor died.

His wife opned his cupboard

n found sum tablets wid a letter

"take them dear.

U catch cold easily when u cry."

I'm not supposed to love you

I'm not supposed to love you,
I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there.
I'm not supposed to wonder where you are
or what you do...
I'm sorry I can't help myself,
I'm in love with you.”

Aik bheegi hui see rat milay

Aik bheegi hui see rat milay
Us rat mein tera hath milay
Teray lab say tapkein jo boondein
Unhein meray labon ka sath milay
Kuch tum bhi behkay behkay say
Kuch mujhay nasha sa taari ho
Har pal mein chaye madhoshi
Aik aisi rat hamari ho
Phir tum aao meri banhon mein
Mein pyar karon tumhein jee bhar k
Tum mujh say thora sharmao
Sharma k galay say lag jao
Mein jitna tum ko pyar karon
Tum itna hee betab ho jao
Humein pyar k kuch lamhar milein
Aik bheegi hui see raat milay

Bitterly Crying Words

Bitterly Crying Words:-

One Day you will look back

& think


damn!!


That Girl really did love me..

in phoolon ka muqadar kabhi aik sa nahi hota

in phoolon ka muqadar kabhi aik sa nahi hota "faraz"

kabhi sehray ki sajwat bante hain to kabhi qabaron ki ronak...

so baar mrna chaha

so baar mrna chaha nigahon mein doob kr"jana"

woh nigahein juka leta hai humain mrnay nahi deta..

CheHra roShan Ujala Ujala

CheHra roShan Ujala Ujala
AkhiyOn Main KajRa Kala Kala


Pairon Main Bajay Payal Payal
Galay Main Chalkay Mala Mala


Firaq Pah Nazm Pheeki Pheeki
TeraY Husn Peh Shair Ala Ala


Lams Ka Zaher Dhiray Dhiray
Tu Ishaq Ka Bunti Jala Jala


MuSkan LabooN Per Phaili Phaili
AiteRaf-e-IsHq Bala Bala



SaHeR Me Dobta Madham Madham
SaHiR Ka Dil Nirala Nirala

use kaho ub na husan

use kaho ub na husan k qafle le kar aye shahr main.

tere husan se sub qatal na hu jaye sub or kahin shshar weran na ho jaye.

teri surat se nhi malti kesi ki surat

teri surat se nhi malti kesi ki surat,

teri tasvir ko hum hathu me ley pharte hai.

2 Men jumping frm a terrace

2 Men jumping frm a terrace.

1st man :This is my 50th time.

I m a Guinness record holder...

2nd man:This is my 1st time.

I m a PEPCO Share Holder.

tOdAyZ tHoUghT

/)..tOdAyZ tHoUghT..(\


" Don't Take The Dog As An Example,

It Is Loyal To Men...

Not To Other Dogs .."

wo subha neend se jagay

wo subha neend se jagay to mujh se larney aaye ghalib...

k tum kon hotay ho mere khawabo mein aaney walay...

idhar udhar ki baat

idhar udhar ki baat na kar ye bta k qafla kis terha luta.

mujhe gila nahi rahguzar se mujhe gila teri rahbri ka hai.

Tujhe Kaise Bhulata Main

Tujhe Kaise Bhulata Main?

Tujhe Main Bhool To Jata

Magr Tere Ta'aluq Se

Jo Chahre Samne Aaye

Jo Raste Samne Aaye

Jo Lamhe Samne Aaye

Jo Rishte Samne Aaye

Unhain Kaise Bhulata Main?

Tujhe Kaise Bhulata Main?

Khudaya

Khudaya!!

'Mohabbat' agr jurm hai
Aur

Uss ki saza
Tarrap,
Aur
Aansuu hain

Tou...

Meri sirf itni si faryad hai

K

Mujhe Be-hiss banaya hota

Sagar kinare baithe

Sagar kinare baithe
Lehron ko dekh rahe
Uchhalti, Kudti, chulbuli si
Koi chhoti, to koi badi
Surya ki keerne se khelte khelte
Kinare se takrati
aur sagar mein phir se sama jaati
Jaise sukun ki neend le rahi ho
Yehi hai zindagi!!!

Milnay ka jhoota iqrar kartay hain

Milnay ka jhoota iqrar kartay hain
Chahnay ka galat iqrar kartay hain

Raah tak tak ke thak gayae naina
Vadon ka jhoota bevpaar kartay hain

Abhi aayaingay aur abhi milaingay
Mun ko yuhin beqarar kartay hain

Raah!bhi aaj hui hy khamosh
Milnay ka jhoota izhar kartay hain

A paper flying in air

A paper flying in air

is due to its luck

but a bird is flying due to its effort.

So if luck is not with u,

efforts r always there to support u.

Life is just like a beach

Life is just like a beach.

WE r moving without end.

Nothing stays with us.

What remains with us

is d memories of sum spl pepole

who touched us as waves.

waqt-e-rukhsat

waqt-e-rukhsat usney murr kar istarah dekha"faraz"

main dil pe haath na rakhta to dil nikal jata...

Bhool Jaun Usse

Bhool Jaun Usse Kaisi Baat Karte Ho...


Kabhi Din Ne Bhi Aaghaz Kiya Hai Suraj Ke
Bagair.

Itna busy b na raha karo

Itna busy b na raha karo,

kabhi hame bhi yaad kar liya karo.

Shero-Shayari na aati ho na sahi.

Aaye hue SMS hi forward kar diya karo.

Real Lines

Real Lines:

Silent lips may
avoid the
problem,

But
Smiling lips only
slove the problem

USA School Interview

USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!

Husband crying in front of TV

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD

Love Tip

Love Tip:
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"Don't Love"...!!!

mere zakham abhi bhare nhi

mere zakham abhi bhare nhi
main dawa keron k dua keron

apne zakham ka merham keron
ya tere vaar ka intizaar

koi or de mujhe naya zakham
main zakhmon se hi saja keron

If u hv problem in choice

If u hv problem in choice
just flip a coin in the air
it works not becoz it solves the problem
but while the coin is in air
u'll know what ur heart is hoping!!

life survives on change

life survives on change,
so instead of avoiding it,
take every change as challenge,
either it will give u success
or teach u how to successed..

Aur Tum Saamne Aaa Jaao

Aur Tum Saamne Aaa Jaao
Sochti baithi hoon ….
Kaash aisa ho
Tanha chandni raat ho
Aur Tum Saamne Aaa jaao
Khwaab dekhti hoon....
Mehfil ho….Koi naam le tumhara
Aur Tum Saamne Aaa Jaao
Mehsoos Karti Hoon.....
Ye barfili chaadarein
Ye khushboo hawaaon mein
Jab tumhaare chehre se ye guzarkar
Tumhari khushboo liye mere chehre pe samaaye
Aaankh khule Aur Tum Saamne Aaa Jaao
Jhumti hoon
Baarish mein bh

Ye unki khubiyon ka asar hai

Ye unki khubiyon ka asar hai,

jo wo itney ache lagte hai,

Jab wo kehte hai ki waada hai mera,

Jhoote wade bi sache lagte hain.

Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha...
Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.



Santa: aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha ,Naha Lu?

Do u want 2 see

Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes

You may miss me

You may miss me.
You May Ignore Me.
You May Even 4get Me
Bt 1Day If U
Want To C Me, Dont Search Anywhere
Jst Watch Ur Shadow
I Will B Dere..

Delete My Name

Delete My Name
From Ur
Mobile

Delete My Msgs
From Ur Inbox

Only Keep Me
Inside

Ur Heart 4ever...

Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?


Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

kaha 2 thappad marti hai

Two things never defined in whole life

Two things never defined in whole life,

1 is LOVE

bcoz u never know who LOVES u how much.

2nd Friend
bcoz u never know how deeply they care About U.

Two things never defined in whole life

Two things never defined in whole life,

1 is LOVE

bcoz u never know who LOVES u how much.

2nd Friend
bcoz u never know how deeply they care About U.

Who is Ur Favorite Writer

Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer?

Sardar : Ur Daughter.

Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter

Discussion is the way

Discussion is the way for gaining knowledge"...

"Argument is the way for gaining enemies..."

-Robert Stille

Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai

Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai







Pani Puri wale k paas.

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping

1day I may die

1day I may die
wiTout sayng
gud bye2 U!
Bt I'll nevr
4get2 say
THANK U!
Bcoz U hve givn
me 1of loveliest
friendship ever in
my life!

Aaj bhe waisa hi mousam hai

Aaj bhe waisa hi mousam hai

aaj bhe waisy he badal hain

aaj bhe waisi hi barish hai

jub hum pehli baar milay thy

yaad hai,humne ye socha tha

humko milty dekh kr mousam

itna khush hai,itna khush k

es ki aankhain bheeg gae hain

magr aaj ye jaan gaey hain

k

mousam us din keun roya tha....

mujhy dukh es baat ka nahi k

Sunoo!!!

mujhy dukh es baat ka nahi
k
meri zaat ko muntashir karne wale haath
tery thy.........

mujhy dukh faqat es baat ka hai
meri reza reza zaat ko samaitny waly haath
teray nahi thay......

tu apni muhabat ka

tu apni muhabat ka dawa na kia kar "faraz"

zinda tu wo bhi rahta hai jo muhabat nahi kerta.

abhi tak aks hai

abhi tak aks hai,glass ki nok per us k honton ka,

faraz

zalim ne mri pyas pr b pehre lga dye...

tu apni muhabat ka

tu apni muhabat ka dawa na kia kar "faraz"

zinda tu wo bhi rahta hai jo muhabat nahi kerta.

abhi tak aks hai

abhi tak aks hai,glass ki nok per us k honton ka,

faraz

zalim ne mri pyas pr b pehre lga dye...

Wo Hum Ko Pathar or Khud Ko

Wo Hum Ko Pathar or Khud Ko

Phool Keh Kar Muskaraya Karte Hai

Unhain Kya Pata Ki Patthar To Patthar Hi Rehte Hai

Phool Hi Murjaya Karte Hai

tabeebon se kya main pochon

tabeebon se kya main pochon ilaaj dard-e-dil ka.

marz jab zindgi khud ho tou dawa kesi....

Chaand Ho Jesay Sitaron Say Alla

Chaand Ho Jesay Sitaron Say Allag
Esay Neainon Mein Haya lagti Hay

Teri Qurbat Mein Juki Si Nazar
Aik Masoom Si Dua Lagti Hay

Marhala Moat Ka Mushkil Magar
Zindgi Es Kay Siva Lagti Hay

Teacher 2 chiLd

Teacher 2 chiLd!

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??



Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)

We Always Work 4 Making Better 2morrow

We Always Work 4 Making Better 2morrow

Wen 2morrow Comes

Instead Of Enjoying It

We Again Start Thinking 4 Better 2morrow

2morrow Never Comes dear!

Enjoy Today !! =]

Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne

Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?

1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,

3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->

I'm gonna smile

I'm gonna smile
&
Make U think
I'm happy
I'm gonna laugh,
So U don't see me cry
I'm gonna let U go in style
&
Even if it kills me
I'm gonna smile ..

Every Day

Every Day
May Not Be
G o o d

But

There's Something
G o o d
In Everyday

G o o d
M o R n I n G (=

Have A Blessed Day

Aik arab Aik karor

Aik arab

Aik karor

Aik lakh

Aik hazar

Aik so

Aik dafa


I LOVE U

Meri jaan

Merey chand

Merey sohney

Merey piyarey


PAKISTAN... ;->

Camera man studio mein bachay s

Camera man studio mein bachay se:
meri taraf dekho is cameray se kabootar niklay ga....

bacha:

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focus adjust kar chawlan na mar... ;->

Aik arab Aik karor

Aik arab

Aik karor

Aik lakh

Aik hazar

Aik so

Aik dafa


I LOVE U

Meri jaan

Merey chand

Merey sohney

Merey piyarey


PAKISTAN... ;->

Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->

OLD MEMORIES

~*~ OLD MEMORIES ~*~

I treasure sweet old memories
As the time goes swiftly by
A few bring smiles of happiness
And some tears to the eye

They all r precious in their way
Reopening the door of old
That have been shut these many years
What pictures they unfold

These dear old, sweet old memories
All play their special part
In bringing joy and opening up
The latch strings of the heart ... (:->

Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya

Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH

Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke

Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?

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DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->

Kisi ko"ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti ha

Kisi ko"ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,

Kisi ko"PYAR"ki gehrai maar deti hai,

Jo is se bach jaye, use "Pakistan ki Loadsheding" mar deti hai. . . ;->

Ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi

Ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi
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Darwaza bund tha. :-) :-)}

Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se

Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:

Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,

Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.

Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?

Thee Soul Of The Word

Thee Soul Of The Word
"F r I e N d S h I p"
Lies In The Poineer Alphabet
Coz
"F" Is Faith What Really Brings
To Us An Authentic
"F r I e N d S h I p" (=

Real Story

Real Story

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!

Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.

In Which Situation

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?


Think..


Think..



Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!

Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Ha

Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

Student: Wakeel..

Teacher: Wo Kese ?

Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)

Friendship grows out of chance

Friendship grows out of chance
Meeting a mere glance
& Then a smie
& Touches the heart in
More ways then one
Isn't it great
How We have grown
From being perfect strangers
To who We Are today
I'm fortunate to have found
A wonderful Friend like YOU

Happy Friendship Day