wo jin ko teri qurbat main bhool bahte thy

wo jin ko teri qurbat main bhool bahte thy.
wo log teri judai k baad yaad aye.
hum itne bhi gaye guzre bhi nahi thy jaan faraz.
keh tujh ko sari khudai k baad yaad aye.

My Girlfriend Suggested

My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It's Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->

The New England journal Of Medicine

The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!

" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
;->

Don't Accept Others

Don't Accept Others
Definition Of Life..
Its Your Life,
Define It Yourself, The
Way U Love It To Be,
Be Yourself B'coz
none Knows About You
Better Than You ...

A Beautiful Life Does Not just Happen

A Beautiful Life Does Not just Happen..

It Builds Daily..

In Prayer, Humility, Sacrifice & Luv..

May A Beautiful Life Be Yours,

Today n Forever.

Silly Mistakes done by a unliked

Silly Mistakes done by a unliked
person will be like a crime.
But,
A crime done by a favorite
person are taken silly."
Thats
affection!

The candle of hope is

The candle of hope is
the source of light for
success in life so
don't loose
Failures try to blow it
out but try to guard it
with both your hands

Good A.M :)

Stand in the respect

Stand in the respect
of your FATHER and
TEACHER, wether
you will be the
KING or RULER ...

Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Darr-Haqiqat Ahl-e-Imaan Pr Tou

Darr-Haqiqat
Ahl-e-Imaan Pr Tou
ALLAH Ne Bohat Bara
Ehsaan ia Hy k In k
Darmian Khud In Hi Me
Se Ek Aisa Paighamber
Uthaya Jo US ki Aayat
Inhai'n Sunata Hy, In Ki
Zndagion Ko Sanwarta Hy
Or In ko Kitaab Or
Danai Ki Taleem Deta
Hy Haln-k Is Se Pehle
Ye Log Sareeh Gumrahio'n
Me Pare Huey Thay

Life Style Of Our Beloved Prophet MOHAMMAD

Life Style Of Our
Beloved Prophet
MOHAMMAD (S.A.W)

Talk Softly
Walk Humbly
Eat Sensibly
Breath Deeply
Sleep Sufficiently
Dress Properly
Work Patiently
Think Truthfully
Believe Correctly
Behave Decently
Learn Practicaly
Earn Honestly
Spend Intelligently

Proud To Be In His
"UMMAH"

Then Lets Change
Ourself

"RABI" Ka Matlab Hy

"RABI" Ka Matlab Hy
"BAHAAR" Aur "AWAL" Ka
Matlab "PEHLA"

Kainaat Ki Pehli Bahaar
HUZOOR (S.A.W) ki
Wiladat Se Aai ...

Sardar Ji Ne Apni

Sardar Ji Ne Apni
Girlfriend k Kaandhe
Per Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bole - "I
Love You"

Girlfriend - "Zor Se
Bolo"

Sardar Ji - "Jai Mata
Di" ;->

Few Moments In FRIENDSHIP

Few Moments In
FRIENDSHIP ...

- Frnd Walking Wid U
Holding Ur Hands

- Grabbing Frnd's Food &
Eating

- Spending For Friends
& Spending Frnd's Money

- Lying On Frnd's
Shoulder While Class Is
Going On

- Hugging A Frnd In
Happiness Or In A
Difficult Situation

- Roaming, Picnic Wid
Frndz

- Tears Within Or In Our
Eyes On Seeing Tears In
Frnd's Eye

- Fights, Arguments With
Him Ending Up In More
Understanding .. (:

"FRIENDS" r "SPECIAL"

"FRIENDS" r "SPECIAL"

'S' upport Us
'P' ray 4 Us
'E' ncourage Us
'C' are 4 Us
'I' nspire Us
'A' dvise Us
'L' ove Us

Hope We Remain
"SPECIAL" Always (:

Life Starts INTENSE

Life Starts INTENSE

But

Ends With SILENCE

Love Starts With FEAR

But

Ends With TEARS

And

Friendship Starts
HOWEVER

Will Always Remain
FOREVER ^-^

Zindagi k

Zindagi k
Is Bayabaan Mein

Tum Abr-e-Baraan
Ho Mere Liye

Aur

Abr Bhi Aisa K

Jo Puur Puur Ko
Bhigo Daley .. !

Marham Na Rakh Sako

Marham Na Rakh Sako
Jo Ksi Gehre Ghaao Pr

Us Ko Kuraidny Mein
Kch Behtri Nhi

Dil Jeetny k Fun Pr Agr
Dustaras Na Ho

Dukhti Rago'n Ko
Chehrhna Danish-wari
Nhi

Aaj Tak Jo HUM TUM Se Keh Na Sake

Aaj Tak Jo HUM
TUM Se Keh Na Sake

Aaj WAZAHAT Se
IQRAR Kerte Hyn

Jisey Tum ROZ Dekhty
Ho AAENEY Mein

Us Se HUM Be-Panah
PYAAR Kerty Hyn ... (:

Wo Tou Baarish Ki

Wo Tou Baarish Ki
Boondai'n Dekh Kr
Khush Hota Hy

Us Ko Kia Maloom k
Hr Girny Wala Qatra
Paani Nahi Hota ...

parho ge., likho ge.

parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...



Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...

(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~

Mera Moo'nh Kafan Se Khola Mere Pass A Kar Bola

Mera Moo'nh Kafan Se Khola Mere Pass A Kar Bola

FARAZZ

Yeh Naaya Libaas Kaisa Yeh Kahan K Hain Iraday

Aaj Tak Jo HUM Tumse Keh Na Sake

Aaj Tak Jo HUM Tumse Keh Na Sake .. Aaj Wazahat Se Iqrar Karte Hain .. Jise Tum Rooz Dekhte Ho AAINAY Main Isse HUM Bepanah Piyaar Karte Hain ..

Waqt-E-Nizaah Hai Iztaraab Main

Waqt-E-Nizaah Hai Iztaraab Main Hoon K Jaan Kisko Doon

FARAZZ

Wo Bhi Ayee Bethay Hain Or Maut Bhi Aye Bethi Haii ...

Larki us Aashiq ko to Maf kr Daiti hy

Larki us Aashiq ko to Maf kr Daiti hy jo Mooka se Galt Faida uthae,

Mgr,

Usko Maf Nhi krti jo Moka se Faida hi Na uthae..
(Mohtarma Sheri Rehman)

kitne hi sakhat mukaam aaye magar

kitne hi sakhat mukaam aaye magar jaan-e faraz.
na tera dard hi tehra,na mera dil tahra.

Rotay Hain Tanha Dekh Kar Mujhe Wo Rastay

** Rotay Hain Tanha Dekh Kar Mujhe Wo Rastay **

!! FARAZZ !!

** Jin Pe Tere Bagair Main Guzra Kabhi Na Tha **

jo amtayaz sham-o-sahar se guzer gaye

jo amtayaz sham-o-sahar se guzer gaye.
kuch ase hi muqaam nazar se guzer gaye.
apni tu hovi tumam kainaat-e-ghum.
du ashak thy jo dedaye ter se guzer gaye.

bhut mumkin hai dunia cheen le mujh se teri yaadian

bhut mumkin hai dunia cheen le mujh se teri yaadian.
keh main ub or tere ghum ki hafazt ker anhi sakta.
mujhe aazaad ker touk-e-aasri bakhshne wale.
main zanjron main elaan-e-baghwat ker nahi sakta.
meri mushkil ye hai kh mujhe adakari nahi ati.
haqiqi aadmi rasmi mhubat kar nahi sakta.

ub kauon roshni se darte ho faraz

ub kauon roshni se darte ho faraz.
tum tu kahte thy mujhe chaand chahye.

ankhon main intzaar k lamhaat soonp ker

ankhon main intzaar k lamhaat soonp ker.
neendain bhi le gaya hai wo apne safer k sath.

wo khaak hum hain faraz

wo khaak hum hain faraz jiska arsh pe hai muqaam.
chaman k phool nahi hain keh hum bikher jayein.

tujhe main bhool tu jata

tujhe main bhool tu jata.
magar tere taoluq se.
jo chahre samne aye
jo raste samne aye
jo lamhe samne aye
jo rishte samne aye
unhain kase bhulta amin.
tujhe kase bhulata main.

No candle loses its light while lighting another candl

"No candle loses its light while lighting another candle"
So never stop sharing and helping others because it makes ur life more meaningful.

Tabib milte hein

Tabib milte hein
pr dawa nhi milti,

Dawa agr mile to
shafa nhi milti,

Mein sari Dunya
dhund aaya "FARAZ"

Husan wale to milte hein
pr "WAFA" nhi milti..!

This is one of my favourite

"Kisi" ki yaad ne Zakhamon se bhar dia seena

"Kisi" ki yaad ne Zakhamon se bhar dia seena,
~/FARAZ/~

Hr aik saans pr shak hai
k Aakhari hogi !!!

4 sum1 special

Wo bar bar mujhy azmata raha

Wo bar bar mujhy azmata raha
Misl_e_shama wo jalata raha,

Dost bhi kaha usne mujhy mgr'
Dushmano ki tarhan tarpata raha,

Ungali pakar kr aaksar aandhere raston mai,
Wo bar bar mujh ko girata raha,

Aisa bhi bhala kya Dosti "SAGAR"
Mein rota raha wo muskarata raha.....!

Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega

Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..

Kisi se bat karna bolna acha nahin lagta,

Kisi se bat karna bolna acha nahin lagta,

Tujhey dekha jabse dosra acha nahin lagta,

Terey barey main sochta rehta hun,

Par tere bare main kisi se bolna acha nahin lagta..

a strong bonding doesn't always

a strong bonding doesn't always need conversations, Doesn't always need togertheness, as long as emotions live in heart, true love never depart

: Tum guitar bahot acha bajate ho!

Santa: Tum guitar bahot acha bajate ho!
Me bahar khada sun raha tha
Banta: Mai kahan baja raha tha?
Mai to uske upar se dhul jhad raha tha

shumaar uski skhawat ka kua

shumaar uski skhawat ka kua karen keh wo shakhs.
charagh bantta pherta haicheen kar ankhain.

Ek Aurat Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas

Ek Aurat
Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
"Me Apne Chote Bete
Ki Waja Se Bht
Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti
k Laddu Bna Bna k
Khata Hy"

Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat
Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
Khud Hi Adat Chooth
Jayegi"

Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
Bataye'n Wrna Mere
Bete KI Dono Biwia'n Ro
Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye'n

Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya

Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya
Tou Sochny Laga k Aaj
Kia Khaas Kaam Krna
Thaa
Soch Soch Ker
Subha 5 Bajey Yaad
Aaya !


















"Oye Kocha Aaj Tou
Jaldi Sona Tha " ;->

I Am The Most

I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...


Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]

Memon Apne Bache

Memon Apne Bache
Ko mar Rha Tha
Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q
Mar Rahe ho
Memon Ye Toilet Jana
Chahta H
Dost-Tou Kia Hua, Jne
Do
Memon-Nhi, Isy Phr
Bhool :age Gi ;->

An ECONOMIST

An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
Beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living ... ;->

Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria

Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Haven't Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->

When I waz a kid my

When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...


Now I know that it is
not true


B'coz if angels live in
heaven




Why am I here ... ;)

Wh8's The Difference

Wh8's The Difference
Between Mechanical
Engineer & Civil
Engineer ... ???











Mechanical Engineer
Build Weapons , Civil
Engineer Build Targets ... ;->

Jab Tumhari Neki

"Jab
Tumhari
Neki
Tumhei'n
Khush
Ker De,
Aur
Tumhari
Buraai
Tumhei'n
Sharminda
Ker De
Tou
Jaan Lo
k
Tum
MOMIN
Ho .. "

Al Qura'an

ALLAH Kon Hy

ALLAH Kon Hy ?

A= Ahad
L= La Shareek
L= Lam Yalid Walam
Yulad
A= Awal o Aakhir
H= Haqiqi Mabood

Tou
Imaan Walo
Ye Tumhara AQEEDA
Hona Chahiye

Keep Ur "HEAD" up So

Keep Ur "HEAD" up So
That
People Know U r Afraid
Of No One
But
Keep Ur "EYES" Down
So That
U r Known To Be A
Respectable Person

Hazrat Umar R.A

DUROOD k Fawaid

_ DUROOD k Fawaid _

-Durood Pak sari nafil
ibadato'n se afzal hy

-Durood Pak parhne
wale k gunah 3 din
tak farishty nahi
likhte

-Durrod Pak ki kasrat
krne wale ko qabar
mein na mitti khaye go
na keeray

-Durood Pak fatoohat
ki kunji hy

- Durood Pak ki kasrat
aarzuo'n k hasil krne
ka zariya hy

annat Wale Jab

" Jannat Wale Jab
Dozakh Walo'n Se
Pooche'n Ge k
Kia Cheez Unko
Dozakh Me Lai Hy
Tou Wo Kahe'n Ge
Hum Namaz Nahi
Parhty Thay "

[Surah Muddasir
Aayat 40-43]

WIRD-e-NABI

WIRD-e-NABI
Subh-o-Sham Krta Hon

Ya NABI Tere
Chahny Walo'n Ko
Salam Krta Hon

Adawat Nhi Kisi
Musalman Se Mujhy

Magar

GUSTKHAN-E-RASOOL
Pr Lanat Sar-e-Aam
Krta Hn

The Most Humble Statement

●●



The Most Humble
Statement


" I am NOTHING Without
ALLAH "




And



Most Powerful
Statement Is


" With ALLAH, I Can Do
EVERYTHING "

Insan gunah kerne ki waja

Insan gunah
kerne ki waja
se jahanum mein
nhi jata
Bal k
gunah per
mutmaen rehny
aur tauba na krne
ki waja se
jahanum mein
jata hy

Hazrat ALI R.A

In life many people will help YOU

In life many people will help YOU

When it suits THEM

But

Very few people will help YOU

When YOU need it

Make the FEW YOUR FRIENDS

But

Be the FEW to MANY

Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!

Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!

O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...
















Ye Comercial BREAK Tha

Now

U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->

Wh8's the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers

Q. Wh8's the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?


A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->

Nursery, Baloch Colony,

Nursery,


Baloch Colony,



Karsaz,



Airport,



Malir,



Quaidabad



Laloo khait

Laloo khait

thakk..

thakk..



Rok ustaad





Utray ga

FARAZ...

Jo na hua kbhi wo ek raat ho gya

Jo na hua kbhi wo ek raat ho gya ,


Chand ko Suraj se pyar ho gya ,


Chand Nikla talash mein aur kho gya


Chand k jatay hi aasman udaas ho gya ,


Suraj tou jalta hi raha intizar mein aur aag ho gya ,


Suraj ki khata se chand k lye andhera ho gya ,


Chand ne ki bewafai aur taaron k saath ho gya ,


Sila mila kuch is tarha dono pe girhan ho gya ,


Karte rahay berukhi hamesha k lye ,


Ek ban gaya DIN aur dosra RAAT ho gya..

Arz Kia Hai... Those Who Know Me Know Me Well

Arz Kia Hai...

Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

.

.

.

Waah Waah

.

.

.

Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

.

.

.

Those Who Do Not,
Go To Hell . . . =P ;->

Kch yaade'n hyn un lmho'n ki

Kch yaade'n hyn un lmho'n ki
Jin lmho'n me hum sath rahe
Khushyo'n se bhare jazbat rahe
Ek umr guzari hy hum ne
Jahan roty huey b hansty thay
Kch kehty thay
Kch sunty thay
Hum roz subha jab milty thay
Tou sab k chehry khilty thay
Pur-lutf wo manzar hota tha
Sab mil kr baate'n kerty thay
Hum socho kitna hansty thay
Wo goonj humary hansny ki,
Ab ek purani yaad bani,
Ye baate'n hyn un lmho'n ki jin lamho'n mein hum saath rahe

_Dedicated 4 All
Skool-Mates_

Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai

Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai


Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena
''Bhai Kitne Hain.." ;->

He who makes peace

HADITH: He who makes peace
between the people by inventing good information or saying good things, not a liar. BUKHARI

He who makes peace

HADITH: He who makes peace
between the people by inventing good information or saying good things, not a liar. BUKHARI

He who truly believes in ALLAH and the

HADITH: He who truly believes in ALLAH and the
last Day, should speak good or keep silent. BUKHARI, MUSLIM.

jeety hen to koi hal tak nahi pochta

jeety hen to koi hal tak nahi pochta "faraz"
marty hen to dunia kandhon pe utha leti hai. . .

apney haseen charey ko siyah

apney haseen charey ko siyah zulfon main chupa lo..

hum gustakh log hain choom liya krtey hain...

The essence of true love is

The essence of true love is not finding a perfect lover but loving an imperfect person perfectly.

Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi

Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
To Husbnd Wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?

Wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme

Your Sms R Not My Disturbance

Your Sms R Not My Disturbance

But.....

The Disturbance Is Your Silence.....

Desperate Th0ugHT

Desperate Th0ugHT

U Hurt Me Once ...

Shame On U ... =P

U Hurt Me Twice ...

Shame On Me ... o_O

Kon Kambakt Marne K Liye Peeta Hai

Kon Kambakt Marne K Liye Peeta Hai



Ham To Isliye Peete Hai Kyaunki Peene K Baad

.
.
.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
..
.
.
.

Susu Aata He

Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge

Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"



Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab

Aagey Se Nahi

Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga

Whats Sweeter

Whats Sweeter:
Sms Or Miss Call.

Ans: Miss Call,
Becoz It Shows Someone Is Terribly
Missing U That He Or She Is Wordless
To Say Or Write.

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,

But U Hav 2 Wait For 11days

Till Ur Birthday ; April 1

a rosesay i

"A"
"Rose.Say"
"I.miss.u"
"A"
"Smile.Say"
"I.Like .You"
"A"
"Ring.Say"
"I.Help.u"
"BUT
"My.Small.S.M .S"
"Say"
"I.cant.4get"
"u"

Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >

Apny Waado Ko Kabhi Pora Na Kro

Apny Waado Ko Kabhi Pora Na Kro
Jab Tak Tumhary Sath
'Kutty Wali'
Na Hojaye... ;->

(Asif Zardari )

Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?

Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy =P ;->

Aaj Hm Dono Waada karen

Aao!

Aaj Hm Dono Waada karen>

K

Hm Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge>

Hm Wafa krenge>

Hm Mohabbat krenge>

Sirf Or Sirf Apne


"Ap"se... =P ;->

sorry

sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->

dard-e-dil se howa hon ub main ashna.

dard-e-dil se howa hon ub main ashna.
pahle tu pochta tha khamosh kauon hai tu.

kub kaha tha nazaron se khuof ata hai

kub kaha tha nazaron se khuof ata hai.
hume tu chand sitaron se khuof ata hai.
mile hain doston se ghum itne ..
mare badan ko saharon se khuof ata hai.

mujh se gil mut kare ae meri jaan-e-jaan

mujh se gil mut kare ae meri jaan-e-jaan.
mujh ko yeh bata mujh se zyada tujhe or koi chahta hai.

hum ko maloom hai tu nafrat nahi hai sitron se

hum ko maloom hai tu nafrat nahi hai sitron se.

per yeh maloom nhai un k tootne ki dua kauon krti ho.

To Die in Luv For SumOne is

To Die in Luv For SumOne is Not THe Big Thing..To LivE in PaiN wiTh SmilE ForEver is The AchievemEnt.

Apni aankhon se sabhi ashk

Apni aankhon se sabhi ashk baha kar sona, Tum meri yaad ka her deep bhuja kar sona, Ek sitara bhi mere khyal ka baqi na rahy chandni shab k nishanaat mita kar sona,
dar lga rehta hai neend hi kaheen cheen na ly,
Tera her roz mere khuaab men aakar sona,
Baad main log gira bhi den to koi baat nahi
her taraf piyar ki deewar utha kar sona
Subha hoty hi tere shehar se jana hy mujhy
Aaj ki raat zra mujh ko Mana kar sona..................

main es baat se darta hon k kahain pooch na le

main es baat se darta hon k kahain pooch na le.
agar yeh zabat ka ansoo tha tu tapka kase.

Small Anger Silly Fights

Small Anger
Silly Fights
Simple SMS's
Serious Jokes
Sensitive Feelings
Senseless Speak
Million Sorrys

Mixture Of All The
Above Is Wh8 V Call
"FRIENDSHIP" (:

23rd March

23rd March ...
A Day To Realize The
Value Of The Freedom
Let's Celebrate This
Day With Grand
Jubilation & Pray That
May ALLAH Protect Our
Country 4m Zardari ;)

1 box wasn't opening

1 box wasn't opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
'LET'S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->

Hi The Cute Sweet

Hi

The Cute

Sweet

Most Graceful

The Smartest

&

Beautiful

Person




Khush ??






Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro'n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->

Pride, Attitude

Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)

Bruce Lee's Favorite

Bruce Lee's
Favorite
Vegetable=Mu-Lee
Festival=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Qawa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animal=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs
Why ?













Kha-Lee ... ;->

Plz Don't Neglect This Msg..

Plz Don't Neglect This
Msg..

A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->

Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"

Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"

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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... ;->

Why Wish For The Privilege Of Living

Why Wish For
The Privilege Of Living
Your Past Left Again ??
You Can Begin A New
One Every Morning ...

~ Stay Blessed ~ :)

Gud Morning My Frnd

Gud Morning My Frnd
Ts A New Day
I Hope Thngs Get
Be8er
For Diz I Did Pry
May All Of Ur Problems
B Out On Their Way
On Dis Brite Mrning

D o n ' t W a i t T o

D o n ' t
W a i t
T o
B e
H a p p y
T o
L a u g h ...

Y o u
M a y
D i e
A n d
N e v e r
H a v e
L a u g h e d ... (:

G o_O d
M o r n i n g

waqat bhi shayad insaan

waqat bhi shayad insaan ki terha hai faraz.

hanste howe ata hai or roty howe guzer jata hai.

Husband & Wife Men

Husband & Wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"

Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->

Husband & Wife Men

Husband & Wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"

Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->

TITANIC k Saath 1

TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...

Aur Hans Raha Tha


Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?

Memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->

H i g h H e e l s

H i g h
H e e l s
W e r e
I n v e n t e d
B y
A
W o m a n
W h o
H a d
B e e n
K i s s e d
O n
T h e
F o r e h e a d .. ;->

The Chief Excitement In A Woman

The Chief Excitement
In A Woman's
Life Is ... !!!
.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is ... ;->

Bachey Aapas Me Larr Rahe Thy .

"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...

1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha:
Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap
Humari Baat Nhi Mane'n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k
Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan
Me Ghustakhana Kalmat
Pesh Kare'n Gy

2nd: Tou Hum Aap k
Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe
Aisa Tamaancha Baja
Laye'n Gy k Gaal Gulaab
Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne
Lagy Ga .. ;->

What Happens To A Chartered Accountant

What Happens To A
Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur

In The Confrontation

In The Confrontation
B/w The Stream & The
Rock, The Stream
Always Wins
Not Through Strength
But By Perseverance
So Work Hard But
Enjoy Every Moment

Gud A.M :)

As d Sun Kisses U Awake

As d Sun Kisses U
Awake

Did U Hear GOD Whisper
"I Love U" 2 Ur Ear ?

Hop d Noise Of d Day
Won't Drown HIS Voice

As HE Repeats Dese
Words 2 U All Day
Gud A.M

Dosti Ka Daawa Kerny

Dosti Ka Daawa Kerny
Wale Hum Ny Dekhey
Hyn ...

Jinhai'n Hum Azeez
Tou Hyn Magar Apni
Masroofiat k Baad !!

Dil Ki Khamoshi Se Saanso'n k Theher Jane Tk

Dil Ki Khamoshi Se
Saanso'n k Theher
Jane Tk

Yaad Aayega Mujhy
Wo Shaks Marr Jane
Tk

Us Ne Ulfat k b
Paimaany Bna Rakhy
Thay

Me Ne Chaha Tha
Usay Hadh Sy Guzar Jane
Tak ...

Kis Qadar Anokha Hy Zaabta Mohabbat Ka

Kis Qadar Anokha Hy
Zaabta Mohabbat Ka

Kab Na Jaany Ho Jaye
Mo'ajza Mohabbat Ka

Apni Zaat Se Bhi Wo
Ajnabi Sa Lgta Hy

Jis K Saath Ho Jaye
Haadsa Mohabbat Ka

Wo Inkaar Kerty Hyn Iqrar k Liye

Wo Inkaar Kerty Hyn
Iqrar k Liye

Nafrat b Krty Hyn Tou
Pyar k Liye

Ulti Chal Chalty Hyn Ye
Ishq Waly

Aankhei'n Band Krty Hyn
Deedar k LIye

Main Na Hoon Ga Tou Meri Yaad Ki Baarish Ho Gi Ek Pal Bhi Tujhey Tanha Na Chorho'n Ga !!!

Main Na Hoon Ga Tou
Meri Yaad Ki
Baarish Ho Gi

Ek Pal Bhi Tujhey
Tanha Na Chorho'n
Ga !!!

Main Tu Qayam Hoon

Main Tu Qayam Hoon
Teri Mohabbat Ki
Badolat Werna

Qasam Se Yuun Bikher
Jaao'n k Khud Na Aao'n
Apne !!

Mohabbat Aazmani Ho Tou

Mohabbat Aazmani Ho Tou
Bas Ita Hi Kaafi Hy

Zara Sa Rooth Kr Dekho
Mananey Kon Aata Hy

Din Dhaltey Hi Ujarr

Din Dhaltey Hi Ujarr
Jaati'n Hyn Aankhei'n

Jis Terha Shaam Ko
Bazaar Kisi Gaao'n Mein

What Is The Difference Between LOVE & FRIENDSHIP

What Is The Difference
Between
LOVE & FRIENDSHIP ...

If Love Has Fear
Friendship Has Care ...

If Love Breaks
Friendship
Friendship Breaks
Hate ...

If Love Gives Tears
Friendship Gives
Support ...

If Love Makes
Possessive
Friendship Makes
Cooperative ...

If Love Ends On Hate
Friendship Ends On
Love ...

If Love Is For Always
Friendship Is Forever ... :)

Fake / Real F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Fake / Real
F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Fake Frnz: Never Ask
For Food
Real Frnz: Are The
Reason You Have No
Food

Fake Frnz: Never Seen
You Cry
Ral Frnz: Cry with You

Fake Frdz: Borrow Your
Stuff For Few Days
Thn Give It back
Real Frnz: Keep Your
Stuff So Long They
Forget Its Yourz

Fake Frnz: Knew Few
Things Abt You
Real Frnz: Could Write
A Book Abt You Wid
Direct Quotes From You

Fake Frnz: Are For
A While
Real Frnz: Are For Life ... (:

Fake / Real F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Fake / Real
F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Fake Frnz: Never Ask
For Food
Real Frnz: Are The
Reason You Have No
Food

Fake Frnz: Never Seen
You Cry
Ral Frnz: Cry with You

Fake Frdz: Borrow Your
Stuff For Few Days
Thn Give It back
Real Frnz: Keep Your
Stuff So Long They
Forget Its Yourz

Fake Frnz: Knew Few
Things Abt You
Real Frnz: Could Write
A Book Abt You Wid
Direct Quotes From You

Fake Frnz: Are For
A While
Real Frnz: Are For Life ... (:

Did Any1 Ever Tell U Just How Special U r

Did Any1 Ever Tell
U Just How Special
U r !

The Light Th8 U Emit
Mi8e Even A Light
Star !

Did Any1 Ever Tell
U How Important U
Make Others Feel !

Somebody Out Here Is
:)ing Because Of
Something U Said Or
Did !

Did Any1 Ever Tell
U Just How Much
They Like U !!

Life ... Surely Is
Joyful With
FRIENDS .. :)

teri kam-goee k chachay hain zamany bhar main

teri kam-goee k chachay hain zamany bhar main faraz.

kis se seekha hy youn batoon ki wazahat karna..

Happy Summer season

Happy Summer season

With great Offers

Mota Mota Machar

Lots of Makhiaan

And

Long Time Load Shading

Enjoy it and Keep smiling

aibtadaay mohabat aunho nay ki

aibtadaay mohabat aunho nay ki
ailzamay mohabat hum pay aia

aizharay mohabat aunho nay ki
ailzam aqraray mohabat hum pay aia

aintayhaay mohabat aunho nay ki
ailzam aintayhaay mohabat hum pay aia

Na Ghazal Likhoon Na Nazam Likhoon

Na Ghazal Likhoon Na Nazam Likhoon
Tujhe Kia Mere Main Sanam Likhoon


Tere Naam Per Dil Dharkta Hai
Ese Ishaq Likhoon Ya Alam Likhoon
Tere Naam Se Meri Zindagi
Tujhe Tu Likoon Ya Hum Likhoon
Arman Ishaq Main Shad Hoa
Tere Piyar ko marham Likhoon

Yad ha tum ne muje kaha tha

Yad ha tum ne
muje kaha tha

agar kabhi ham
bichhar gaey to
dil mein pyaar ke jugnoo bhar ke
kuch pall muj ko dhondtey rehna
dekhna main phir laut aaon gi
lekin..
teri yaad mein ab tak
main aur jugnoo bhattak rahey han

Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga

Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.

be azar wo kar late hain wada

be azar wo kar late hain wada yeh samajh kar.
yeh ahl-e-murwat hain,taqaza na karen ge.

Mujhe MUSALMAN se kafir bna kr faqat itna kaha

Mujhe MUSALMAN se kafir bna kr faqat itna kaha...

Tum to deen se wafa na kr sakaY hum se kYa kro gaY... O_o

Easy way to kill an ant

Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.



Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message ky

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"



bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->

L i F E i s N o t

L i F E
i s
N o t
F i N D I N G
y O U r S L f . . . . .
I t ' s
a B o U t
C r E a T i N
Y o U r S e L f ... <-;

Think about yourself atleast once in your life time

"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...







Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->

Hota Ta Roz Jin K Tabassum Pe Ek Qatal

Hota Ta Roz Jin K Tabassum Pe Ek QataL,

Be-Sakhta Hansay To Qayamat He Aa Gayi... O_o

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:

"kitna pyara bacha hai"?

sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola

"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->

H A D E E S S H A R E E F

// H A D E E S
S H A R E E F //

Jo Shaks Subh ki Namaz Ba-Jamat

Parhe wo Allah k Zimma me hota hai.

(Muslim:657)

2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
.







1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.


Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->

Ae logo ! Tum kis dunya par fakhr kartay ho

"Ae logo ! Tum kis dunya par fakhr kartay ho?
Jahan behtreen mashroob
makhi ka thook (shehed)
aur behtren kapra keeray
ka thook (Resham) hy!"

HAZRAT ALI (R.A.)

Tipz To Beat Da Summer

Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables


But Most Important



4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->

Bhool

'' Bhool ''

Allah Tallah Insan Ko Maaf Kr Deta Ha
Insan Insan Ko Maaf Kr Deita Ha
Magar
Insan Ki Bhol Insan Ko Kabhi Bi Maaf Nahe Karti...''

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?

A man raisd hand

CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->

kyun na gharoor karte mein apne ap pe

kyun na gharoor karte mein apne ap pe..

mujhe us ne chaha jis k chahne waly hazaron thy..

kisi ki yaad ne zakhmoon se

kisi ki yaad ne zakhmoon se bhar diyqa hai seena mohsin!

her eik saans shak hay k aakhri ho gi.

Dil or dunia main sirf itna fark hai

Dil or dunia main sirf itna fark hai
k is duniya main bohot sai log rehtay hain
or is dil mai sirf app....

Ek Khoobsurat

Ek Khoobsurat "Aitebaar"

Agar KHUDA tumhari Duaien puri kar raha hai to wo tumhara "Yaqeen" Barha raha hai,

Agar Duaien puri karne mein dair kar raha hai to tumhara "SABAR" barha raha hai.

Agar tumhar Duaoon ka jawab nahi de raha hai to wo tumhy aazma raha hai

The spirit of easter

The spirit of easter
is all about Hope,
Love and Joyfull living.
Happy Easter!

The budding trees, the new flowers

The budding trees, the new flowers,
and birds that sweetly sing,
whisper to me that it’s Easter.
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always! Happy Easter

May the angels protect u

May the angels protect u…
may the sadness forget u…
may goodness surround u…
and may Allah always bless u…
Happy Easter!!!

What do you call Easter

Q: What do you call Easter
when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

The resurrection gives my life

The resurrection gives my life
meaning and direction and the opportunity
to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

The stone was rolled away from the door

The stone was rolled away from the door,
not to permit Christ to come out,
but to enable the disciples to go in.” - Peter Marshall

Jesus cannot forget us

Jesus cannot forget us;
we have been graven on
the palms of his hands. - Lois Picillo

Let every man and woman count himself immortal.

Let every man and woman count himself immortal.
Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection.
Let him say not merely, “Christ is risen,” but “I shall rise.” - Phillips Brooks

The Lord came to earth

The Lord came to earth
with a life to give,
so each one of us
may continue to live.
Happy Easter!

Easter is a promise

Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!

May Lord bless you on

May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter

Easter says you can

Easter says
you can put
truth in a grave,
but it won’t stay there.

sms of ni8

sms of ni8

wo bachpanay ki neend to ab khwaab ho gai..

kya omar thi k raat hoi aur so gaye.

Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies

Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies


Pandit2-Why?


Pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper

Door Se Dekha To

Door Se Dekha To
'Sher' Tha



To







To



Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !

Many of life's circumstances r

Many of life's
circumstances r
cre8ed by 3 basic
choices ..

1. The disciplines U
choose to keep
2. The ppl U choose to
be with
&
3. The laws U choose
to obey (:

Dere's A Luxury In

Dere's A Luxury In
Self-Reproach,
Whn V Blame
Ourselves,
V Feel Dath No One Else
Has A Rite 2 Blame Us.
Its d Confession, Not
The Priest, Dat Gives
Us Absolution

Remember

Remember !!

Work For A Cause
Not For Applause

Live Life To Express
Not To Impress

Don't Strive To Make
our Presence Noticed

Just Make Your
Absence Felt ...

Hazrat ALI (R.A) Said

Hazrat ALI (R.A) Said:

"Agar kisi ko ye
ghuroor hy k Wo tum
se jitni martaba naraz
ho tou tum usay mana
lo gey tou behtr hy tum
uska ghuroor tuutney
na do "

Hadees-e-Pak

*Hadees-e-Pak*

Jb tum Ksi bande ko
dkho k usey dunya
se be-raghbati aur kam
bolne ki nemat ataa ki
gai hy tou uski
qurbat-o-sohabt
ikhtiyar kro "

(Ibn-e-Maja)

ALLAH TA'ALA Says

ALLAH TA'ALA Says

"Tu Krta Wo Hy Jo Tu
Chahta Hy

Par Hota Wo Hy Jo MAIN
Chahta Hoon

Tu Wo Ker Jo MAIN
Chahta Hoon

Phir Wo Hoga Jo
Tu Chahta Hy .. "

FAJAR Ki Namaz

FAJAR Ki Namaz
Martey Waqt Kaam
Aaye Gi

ZOHAR ki Namaz
Qabar Mein Kaam
Aaye Gi

ASAR Ki Namaz
Munkir Nakeer k
Sawalat Mein Kaam
Aaye Gi

MAGHRIB Ki Namza
Hisab Kitab (Aakhrat)
Mein Kaam Aaye Gi

ESHA Ki Namaz
Pul-Siraat Paar Krny
Mein Kaam Aaye Gi

Wajibaat Ki Adayegi

~ Wajibaat Ki Adayegi
Aur Gunaho'n Se
Perhaiz EMAAN Hy ~

~ DUA NABIYO'N Ka
ASLAHA Hy, Ye Hathyar
Har MOMIN K Liye
Lazim Hy ~

~ Imam Raza ~

Wh8 d Hell

Wh8 d Hell !!

Are
U
Mad ?

U
Don't
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense

Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing

But

Really
It
Suits
U

So
Going On
Nonsense ;->

"Zarday" Aur "Zardari" Funny SMS

"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"
mein kia farq hy ... ?


Ek ko Khushi mein
khatey hyn

Aur

Duusra Khushio'n ko
kha jata hy ... ;->

Deadly Attitude

_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_

A n y b o d y
C a n
Q u i t
S m o k i n g

B u t

I t
T a k e s
A
R e a l
M a n
T o
F i g h t
L u n g
C a n c e r ...

A WISE MAN

A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn't PEE
On His Hand ... ;->

Things To Remember In Life

Things To Remember
In Life ...

"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"

And

"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->

Pathan Pizza-hut Gya

Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga

O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->

bebassi se uski aankhon main bi aansoo aa gaye

bebassi se uski aankhon main bi aansoo aa gaye.

jab mujhe wo judai ka mashwara dainay laga.

mujhy her waqat rulata hy had se ziyada wo

mujhy her waqat rulata hy had se ziyada wo"sahil"

hum jisko tasawur mein b rony nehi dety,

hamain khud apnay tajasus se hain gilay kia kia

hamain khud apnay tajasus se hain gilay kia kia



woh baat us main nai thi jo us ke naam main thee

Basaoon Ga main kya Ujray Gharon ko

Basaoon Ga main kya Ujray Gharon ko?





Mera apna asasa *Be Basi* hy

Thakay haaray Parindo ko jo daikha To Khayal Aya

Thakay haaray Parindo ko jo daikha To Khayal Aya



Agar koi muntazir hota To hm bhi APNAY Ghar Jatay

Never Believe

Never Believe

A Crying Woman

And

A Smiling Man ... ;->


~ Russian Saying ~

Aj ishq de tournament

Aj ishq de tournament
ander
Main pyaar de final
haar gya
Hui husan di batting
taiz bari
Hr chakka boundry
toon paar gya
Mera dilbar guglian
bollan wich menu pyar
da bouncer maar gya
Kita catch ohne mera
dil yaaro
Main jitya match v
haar gya ... ;->

Jahan b ho ALLAH ka

Jahan b ho ALLAH ka
kahuf rakho aur burai
sazad honay k baa
neki ka amal kro jo
usay mita de gii aur
logo'n se
husn-e-ikhlaq se pesh aao

~ Tirmizi ~

Jahan b ho ALLAH ka

Jahan b ho ALLAH ka
kahuf rakho aur burai
sazad honay k baa
neki ka amal kro jo
usay mita de gii aur
logo'n se
husn-e-ikhlaq se pesh aao

~ Tirmizi ~

HAZRAT ALI R.A

HAZRAT ALI R.A
Farmaty Hyn

" Jo Ruswau
Aur
Badnaami Se Lazzat
Haasil Kare Wo Shaks
Kis Terha Nasihat Se
Hidayat Paa Sakta
Hy ... "

5 NAMAZ 5 INAAM

5 NAMAZ
5 INAAM

1- FAJAR
Chehre Ka Noor

2- ZOHAR
Rizq Mein Barkat

3- ASAR
Achi Sehat

4- MAGHRIB
Farmabardar Aulad

5- ESHA
Rahat Aur Sukoon

Get Evrything
Frm NAMAZ

Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali : Funny SMS

Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali





Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali






O Mardood Zardari






Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari

Remember

Remember !

Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years

If differences dtill
persist


Just



KILL YOUR WIFE

(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->

Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi

Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi
In Mushkil Raaho'n Pr

HAIRAN

PARESHAN

UDAAS

THAKI Hui

Phir

Ek Morr Pr Aap Mily
Aur Bachi Hui Zndagi









Ki b WAAAT Laga Di ;->

U r on a bus & U need

U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that's when U realize

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

U've been listening 2
Ur iPod !!

Siwa Tere UsNe Kisi Our ko SoChA Kab Hai

Siwa Tere UsNe Kisi Our ko SoChA Kab Hai


Who Tera Chahne wala Tujhe bhoola Kab Hai


Tum Os K Na milne Ki Kiya Gela Karte ho


Ye Batao k Tum Ne Use Dhoonda Kab Hai........!

Bin Bataye Na Jane Kiyu Os Ne Doori Kar De

Bin Bataye Na Jane Kiyu Os Ne Doori Kar De


Bhichar k mujh Se Os Ne mohabbat Adhoori Kar De


Mere Mukadar Main Ghum aaye To Kiya howa?


KHUDA ne Os Ki Khuwahish To Poori kar De.......!

aaj tak teri yaadon k phool morjhaye nahi

aaj tak teri yaadon k phool morjhaye nahi"mohsin"....

main nay hamesha inhain apnay ashkopn say tar rakha hai...'

uski berukhi ne cheen li hain sharatain mer

uski berukhi ne cheen li hain sharatain meri"

"log samajhty hain main sudhar gaya hon!!!

parda tu hosh walaalon say kaiya jaata hai

parda tu hosh walaalon say kaiya jaata hai"faraz".

be naqaab chaley aao hum tu nashey main hain.

Assalam Aly Kum

Assalam Aly Kum,
Pls Dont Forward Hadith Sayings,
Until And Unless U Confirmed
That This Is 100% Correct And Words
Are Not Mixed With Someone Else Sayings,
Because This Is Also Sign Of Qayamat,
Pls Think Over It,
Allah Hafiz

Kitabon Me Rakh K Sula Gya Humko

Kitabon Me Rakh K Sula Gya Humko,
Aanh Band Ki Or Bhula Gya Humko.
Koi Ajeeb Musawar Tha IMDAD,
Jo Baarishon Ke Mosam Me,
Kachi Dewaron Pe Bna Gya Humko.

Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey

Girl to Boy: Hum apney betay ka naam kia rakhain gey?

Boy!

Very Simple..
Ager shadi se pehley hoa to..
Asif Zardari,

Oor ager baad main hua to Nawaz Sharief..:-)

Zardari to Shopekeper

Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..

Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)

main aik phool tha wo mujh ko

main aik phool tha wo mujh ko rakh gaya kitaab main.

meri tumam umer usi ki kitaab main guzri.

mujhe maloom tu nahi mere sajdon ki tadad

mujhe maloom tu nahi mere sajdon ki tadad.

han yeh hai k main her sajde main roya hun.

Hum To AsiQ hain Us Phool k Jo Shabnaam se bhi ho PaK

Hum To AsiQ hain Us Phool k Jo Shabnaam se bhi ho PaK...
/
Masley howey Phoolun ko Hum Uthaya nahin kartay...!!!

Hussan walon ko kiya zarorat hai sanwarney ki

Hussan walon ko kiya zarorat hai sanwarney ki FaRaZ...?

Wo to sadgi main bhi Qiyamat ki adda rakhtey hain..!!!

Zindagi se koi cheez

Zindagi se koi cheez udhar nahin mangi main ne FaRaZ,

Kafan bhi lain gey to zindagi apni de kar..!!

Tumhain bhool gya hoon, akailay rehna aa gya hai shaid

Tumhain bhool gya hoon, akailay rehna aa gya hai shaid.
Woh jiss khirki main chand tha, sooraj aa gya hai shaid.


Mehfill sakoon main hai, Paimana hai preshaan.
teray laboon ko chhoo kar, wapiss aa gya hai shaid

Aina Hu Me Mere Samne Akar Dekho

Aina Hu Me

Mere Samne Akar Dekho

Khud Nzar Aaoge

Ankh Milakr Dekho

Mere Gum Me Meri Taqder Nazr Ayegi

Dagmga Jaoge Mera Dard Uthakr Dekho.

be wajah nahi rulata ishq mein koi

be wajah nahi rulata ishq mein koi "faraz"

jisay khud se barh k chaho wo milta zaror hai.

meri awargi mein kuch dakhal hay

meri awargi mein kuch dakhal hay tumhara bhi mohsin,

tumhari yaad aati hay to acha nahin lagta.

Wo Bachpanay Ki Neend To Ab Khwaab Ho Gai

Wo Bachpanay Ki Neend To Ab Khwaab Ho Gai...


Kya Omar Thi K Raat Hoi Aur So Gaye... O_O

(Poet: Perveen Shakir)

Bohat Kiya intizar

Bohat Kiya intizar,
Lekin Nahi Aayi Pooonn ....

,

,

Wah g Wah...

,

kiy kehna...

,





Lekin Jab Aayi Pooon,



Sub Ne Kaha...!





Ooon Hooon .... ;->

A Sleepy Msg From A Sleepy Friend

A Sleepy Msg From A Sleepy Friend
To A Sleepy Friend For A Sleepy Reason
In A Sleepy Mood At A Sleepy Time
Wid A Sleepy Style To Say Sleepy Sleepy.


Gud Nite ;->

Shadi Me Munna Papa Se

Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:
Papa Khana Kab Khaen Ge ?
Papa;Dear Dolha Dulhan Aayen Ge Unko Ye Peson Ka Lifafa Den Ge Phr
Khana Khaen Ge

Munnah: Bhaga Gaya Stage Ki Janib Doolhe Se Kehne Laga Ye Lo 1ΘΘ Rupe 2plate Biryani Or Salaad K Pese Kaat Lo... ;->

Our Ancesters Were From

French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So

ROMANTIC

Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So

THERKEY.
:-)

Apni Beeti Hui Rangeen Jawani Dega

Apni Beeti Hui Rangeen Jawani Dega,
Mujh Ko Tasveer Bi Dega To Purani Dega.

Aadatein Milti Hein Sooraj Se Bohat Kuch Uski,
Waqt-e-Rukhsat Bi Wo Ik Sham Suhani Dega.

Mere Maathe Ki Lakeeron Mein Izafa Ker K,
Wo Bi Maazi Ki Tarha Apni Nishani Dega.

Barf Hojayega Jab Mere Lahu Ka Dariya,
Tab Kahin Ja K Wo Mojon Ko Rawani Dega.

Maine Ye Soch K Boye Nahi Khuwabon K Darakht,
Kon Jangal Mein Lage Pair Ko Pani Dega..? O_o

Abhi main dekh kar aya hun us ki ankhun main Ansoo

Abhi main dekh kar aya hun us ki ankhun main Ansoo..!!

Tumharey Shehar main Saelaab aaney wala hai..!!!

Talluq Toot Jay Ga Mera Sarey Zamaney Se

Talluq Toot Jay Ga Mera Sarey Zamaney Se,
Ek teray rooth Jany Se,
TumHarey Sath Rehnay se Dil ko Taskin Milti he,
Bohat TakleeF hoti He TumHarey Door Janey Se..!!

If you make a list of your friends

"If you make a list of your friends,
Which Position Will you give me?"
.
Top 1
Top 2
Top 3
Top 4
Top 5

Reply I am Waiting..
Send it to your friends to know your Position...

Tujhy Geet Likho'n

Tujhy Geet Likho'n
k
Tujhy Meet Likho'n

Ya Janam Janam Ki
Preet Likho'n

Ter Milan k Lamhy
Khwaab Likho'n

Teri Dosti Ko
Gulaab Likho'n

Ya Tujh Bin Jeena
Azaab Likho'n ...

Sawat Girl Fake Punishment

"Sawat Girl Fake Punishment"

Yahoodi Propaganda Against Islam..
Can you Imagine?
After 34 Flicks the Girl Easly Stood up and Walked,
How is it Possible?
Like this more fake videos on "You-Tube"
Please Fwd this massege and save Isalam and Pakistan, And those who Beleive in this Videos..
Thanks
NaJam

Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane do

Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane do,
Har lamha mar ke aaj phir jee jaane do,

Isse mahobbat ne dil ko aaj phir dhadkaya hai,
Mujhe ishq ki baaho mein so jaane do,

Tadap ki aag hai judaai ki baahon mein,
Mujhe aaj iss mohabbat se mil jaane do,

Meri saans chalti hai tere naam ki aahat pe,
Mujh benaam ko iss naam mein kho jaane do,

Kasam tujhe chalne wali hawaon ki Sameer,
Mujhe iss mohabbat ki aag mein jal jaane do.

Ur purpose explains

Ur purpose explains
what U r doing life

Ur vision explains how
U r living Ur purpose

Ur goals enable U to
realize Ur vision ...

H.a.P.p.I.n.E.s.S

H.a.P.p.I.n.E.s.S
iS nOt In ThE
mErE pOsSeSsIoN
oF mOnEy ...
It LiEs
In ThE jOy
Of AcHiEvEmEnT,
iN tHe ThRiLl
Of CrEaTiVe EfFoRt ...

D o n ' t G e t

D o n ' t
G e t
S o
T o l e r a n t
T h a t
Y o u
T o l e r a t e
I n t o l e r a n c e ... !!!

D o n ' t G e t

D o n ' t
G e t
S o
T o l e r a n t
T h a t
Y o u
T o l e r a t e
I n t o l e r a n c e ... !!!

Irshad-e-Bari Ta'ala

Irshad-e-Bari Ta'ala
Hy k ,

"Tum Kisi Bhi Shaks
Ko Bura Na Samjho,
Shayad Wo Wesa Na Ho
Jesa Tum Samajhty Ho,
Haqeeqai Ilm Tou ALLAH
k Paas Hy,
Aur Tum Tou La-ilm Ho"

~ Surah Baqrah
Aayat # 216 ~

Ae Logo'n

"Ae Logo'n !
Tum Kis Dunya Per
Fakhar Kerty Ho ?
Jahan Behtreen
Mashroob Makhi Ka
Thook (Shehad) Aur
Behtreen Kapra Keeray
Ka Thook (Resham) Hy"

~ Hazrat Ali R.A ~

Dil se nikli hui

"D" .. Dil se nikli hui
awaaz jo aap ko pura
din sachi khushi de

"U" ... Udaasi aap k
qareeb sy na guzry

"A" .. Aap hamesha
khush rahe'n

Aamin

G o_O d
A.M :)

Accept The Things

Accept The Things
To Which Fate Binds
You
And
Love The People
With Whom Fate
Brings You Together
But
Do So With All Your
Heart

G o.O d
Morning

Always Bear In Mind

Always Bear In Mind

That Your Own

Resolution To Succeed

Is More Important Than

Any One Thing ...

~ Abraham Lincoln ~

Nahin Fursat YaQeen mano

Nahin Fursat YaQeen mano Hamain Kuch or Karney ki...
.
.
Teri Yadain,
Teri Batain,
Buhat Masroof Rakhti hain..!

Hasty rahain App Hazaron k Beech

Hasty rahain App Hazaron k Beech,
Hasty hain Jaisy Phool Baharoon k Beech,

Roshan Rahain Ap Duniya main Aise,
Jesey Roshan hai Chaand Sitaron K Beech..!!!

tum tu kaha karte thay k waqat sahra hai

tum tu kaha karte thay k waqat sahra hai faraz'

to phir shub tanhai main roya kauon karte ho,

world bcomes invisible to me

world bcomes invisible to me as eyes are filled with u,
nothing goes into mind as mind n heart are occupied by u.

Dabi Dabi C Wo Muskuraht

Dabi Dabi C Wo Muskuraht

Labon Pe Apny Sja Sja K

Wo Narm Lehjy Me Bat Krna

Adaa Se Nazrein Jhuka Jhuka K

Wo Aankh Teri Shararti C

Wo Zulf Mathay Pe Nachti C

Nazar Hate Na Ek Pal B

Main Thak Gya Hon Hta Hta K

Wo Tra Hathon Ki Unglion Ko

Mila K Zulfon Men Kho Sa Jana

Haya Ko Chehray Pe Phr Sajana

Phol Chehra Khila Khila K

Wo Hath Hooron k Ghar Hon Jaise

Wo Paon Paryon K Par Hon Jaise

Nhi Ha Teri Misal Janaa

Me Thak Gya Hon Bta Bta k Jaana o_O

The most coments for love

The most coments for love.

1. Muhabat aankh se nhi dil se dekhti hai.
(shakespear)

2. Jo bar bar muhabat karty hen wo muhabat karna nhi jante.
(Tulsi das)

3. Muhabat wo khel he jis me aqal har jati hai.
(Maso leni)

4. Dil ki hazar ankhen hoti hen magar wo mehboob ke ayeeb ko nhi dekh sakti.
(Suqraat).

Main us k Haathon mei tha

Main us k Haathon mei tha

Tute hue Sheeshe ki tarha

Bari Umeed thi k bikhrne nhi dega

Bus giraya kuch is Ada se k

Simatne ki Aaas hi na rahi... O_o

Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny papp

Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,


Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon... ;->

Ek din milla wo mujh say

Ek din milla wo mujh say,

Bujha bujha sa
Jhuka jhuka sa
Udasiyoun main
Racha bassa sa ....

Jo main nay poochha..
Udaas kyon ho..?

Jhuka ke palkain ,

Chupa ke chehra ,

Laga wo kehnay ,

Ammi ne chamat mara hai... =P ;->

Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?

Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?

Pappu: Hazrat Adam!

Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?

Pappu: Pakistani..

Teacher: Woh kese?

Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..

Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!

Muhabbat Phool Hai Jana

Muhabbat Phool Hai Jana,
Kaho To Phool Ban Jaoon,
Tumhari Zindagi Ka Ek,
Haseen Asool Ban Jaoon.
Suna Hai Rait Pe Chal K,
Tum Aksar Mehk Jatay Ho,
Kaho To Ab K Bar Main,
Zameen Ki Dhool Ban Jaoon.
Buhut Nayab Hotay Hain,
Jinhein Tum Apna Kehte Ho,
Ijaazat Do Ki Main Bhi,
Es Qadr Anmol Ban Jaoon . . . o_O

Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey

Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey
Aur Kisi K0 Miscall Marte Huey
Aik Hi Dar Rahta Hai??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
K0i CHUK Na Le...!!...;->

Ik sardar

Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P

jab bijli chamkti ha

Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?


Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->

Aaj ek mukabla ho rha

Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.
Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.
Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.
Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.
Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.
Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr
03216307893
Ziada easy load krwata hay.
Best of luck... =P ;->

thikana qabar hai tera ibadat

thikana qabar hai tera ibadat kuch to kar ghafil..

kahawat hai k khaali hath ghar jaya nahi karte..

Your voice shall not be silenced

Your voice shall not be silenced because it brings life to my heart, ur wings shall not be broken because their motion removes the cloud of darkness from my heart.

If You Fall In Love

If You Fall In Love,
Send Words
I Will Come
If I Am Alive
Or
If I Am Not
I Will Come Through
Your Tears,
Through Your Feelings
And
Through Your Dreams

Dosti Mein

Dosti Mein

Baat Kro Jese
FULL TALKTIME

Yaad Kro Jese
FREE ROAMING

Pyar Kro Jese
FOR LIFETIME

Jhagra Kro Jese
NO COVERAGE

Aur

Hanso Jese
TOLL FREE .. (:

Xcellent Lv Quote

Xcellent Lv Quote

"I don fear to die.,
But
My fear s dat if i die
who'll Luv U as much as i do

My Love that shall not die

My Love that shall not die,
till the sun grows cold,
and the stars grow old.

ILU :)

Santa Platfrom k side leta tha

Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...

Never allow a girl to talk too much 2 U

"Never allow a girl to talk too much 2 U.

Or else,

later she will make U talk alone."

In which case-MAN start Swetting

In which case-MAN start Swetting

in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..



Think..


shopping

Everyday I see Lots of Strangers

Everyday I see Lots of Strangers
Passing By me,
Dis make me realize dat,
Life would b BORING,

Widout YOU!

batao kaisi lagi judai ki yeh shaam

batao kaisi lagi judai ki yeh shaam...

ghuroob hota howa kesa lag raha hon main..

tum hi nay sawaar kiya tha muhabat

tum hi nay sawaar kiya tha muhabat ki kashti par faraz.

ab nazrain na churao mujhe dobta bhe dekho...

hum ko jin ki rafqat pae naaz tha mohsin

hum ko jin ki rafqat pae naaz tha mohsin.

wo loog bhi hawa ki tarhan rukh badal gaye..

Yaad Rakho

Yaad Rakho:
TalaaQ kisi MaslaY ka Hal nahin hai..

.

Ager Bivi Se Ikhtalaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" Karwa do..

( Peer Asif ZaRdaRi )
Book:
Baghairti k 14 Asool..!!

tum mujh say juda hokar phir yaad bht aaye

tum mujh say juda hokar phir yaad bht aaye
har shaam ko aangan may jab phel gaye saye

is shehar ka lagta hay shewah hi nahi milna
har taraf hain band galyan koi kis tarha mil paye
yeh jurm hamara hay such hum nay kaha tumsay

Mili Har Qadam Par Rafaqat Tumhari

Mili Har Qadam Par Rafaqat Tumhari,

Kahan ham Kahan Yeh Anayat Tumhari



Humain Chaheye Bas Taluq Tumhara,

Mohabbat Milay Ya Adawat Tumhari

Mein tery andaz ko bayan kis tarha karo

Mein tery andaz ko bayan kis tarha karo....
Mein tere sadgi ka izhar kis tarha karo....

To chand se bhi zyada khubsorat hai sanam,
Mein kise insan se tere mushahbat kis tarha karo....

Wo phool jaisa chehra wo masoom sa tera dil,
Mein tere nazakat ki tareef kis tarha karo....

Mere Wajud Mein Wafa Ki Roshni Utaar De

Mere Wajud Mein Wafa Ki Roshni Utaar De
Phir Itna Pyar De,Mjhe Chahto Mein Maar De

Bohut Udas Thi Uth K Tere Pas Aa Gaye
Kuch Aisi Baat Kr Jo Dil Ko Qarar De

Challenge of da day For you

Challenge of da day For you..
1/ Sandooq
2/ Bandooq
3/ ???????
Teesri kisi bhi aise cheez ka naam batain jis ke last main dooq aie..!!
Reply is MuSt...!!

1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the

1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..

Cheecker:- Ticket Please..
Sardar:- Nahin Hai..
Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?
Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)

Like Moon in the sky

Like Moon in the sky,
u r living in my eye,
In my heart love u high
For ur sake ready to die..

Jab tu Samne hota hai

Jab tu Samne hota hai
Dil Ajeeb hota hai
Jise mile Tera Pyar wo kab Gareeb hota hai.

Teri Qainat Me A Khuda Mera Dil Kahi B Laga Nai

Teri Qainat Me A Khuda Mera Dil Kahi B Laga Nai

Jo Tasalliyan Mere Dil Ko De Mujhe Aisa Koi Mila Nai

Love is a Small coin Life is a Big coin

Love is a Small coin
Life is a Big coin
Lover is a Sweet coin
But

" FRIENDSHIP is GOLD COIN. "

aisa na ho kay hum bhool jaay

aisa na ho kay hum bhool jaay
door aitna na rahoo hum say

aisa na ho kay hum badal jaay
rothay aitna bhi na rahoo hum say

ais na ho kay hum nafrat samajh lay
chup aitnay bhi na rahoo hum say

ankho mai ansoo chupae nahi jate

ankho mai ansoo chupae nahi jate,
mukadar k likhe mitae nahi jate,

kaise churaon teri yadoon se daman,
dil mai basnay wale kabhi bhulae nai jate

Mai Os Ko Tamasha Sa Bana Deta Hoon Aksar

Mai Os Ko Tamasha Sa Bana Deta Hoon Aksar

Jo Dukh Meri Bardasht K Andar Nahi Rehta

AMMI Ne Kaha "Jhoot K Paawo Nahi Hotay"

BABA Se Suna "Sach K Liye Sar Nahi Rehta"

DoRaahay Pe Chup Chaap Kharra Toot Raha Hoon

Mai Khud Ko Bachaoon To Mera Ghar Nahi Rehta

Mai Ne To Tere Shehr Mai Kuch Khair Na Dekha

Tu Ne Muje Likha Tha "Yahan Sharr Nahi Rehta" o_O

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Ab mai ne ph0ne pey bachiy0n

Ab mai ne ph0ne pey bachiy0n sy baten krna chorde hain. . .
pappu

hr kisi k0 meyassr hua to aam ho jaownga. . . ;->

Qissa abhi hijaab say aagay nahin barha.

Qissa abhi hijaab say aagay nahin barha...

Mein aap, wo, janab say aagay nahin barha...

Muddat huee kitaab-e-muhabbat shuru kiye...

Laikin mein pehlay baab say aagay nahin barha...

Lambi musafatein hain magar is swaar ka...

Paaon abhi rakaab say aagay nahin barha...

Logon ney sang-o-khisht k qilay bana liye...

Apna mehal to khawab say aagay nahin barha...

Tool-e-kalaam k liye mein ney kiye sawaal...

Wo mukhtasar jawab say aagay nahin barha... O_o

Aur barbad hogya

(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?

Molana asif ali zardari)

Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho

Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.


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.

.



Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->

TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy

TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy "PAppu" , , ,

JesE Aandhi mEi ShopAr Aatay hEiN... ;->

zardari k liye Mazmoon

"zardari k liye Mazmoon"

ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.

After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping

After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona wa.

Don't Show Off

Don't Show Off
With Artificial Things
Because
The Real Confidence Is
In Your Simplicity
Which Shows Your
Character ...

When Flood Comes

When Flood Comes

"Fish Eat Ants"

When Flood Goes Down

"Ants Eats Fish"

Time Matters ...

"GOD Gives Opportunity
To Everyone ..."

Vo rulaa kr hans na paayaa der tak

Vo rulaa kr hans na paayaa der tak,
Jab main ro kar muskuraya der tak

Bhulana chaha agr us ko kbhi,
Aur bhi vo yad aayaa der tak

Bhuukhe bachchon ki tasalli k liye,
Maan ne phir paani pakaayaa der tak

Gun_gunata ja raha tha ik faqiir
Dhup rahatii hai naa saya der tak

BA-WAZU Rahiye

BA-WAZU Rahiye

Mafhoom-e-Hadis Hy

"Jannat Mein Momin Ka
Zewar Wahan Tak Hoga
Jahan Tak Wazu Ka Paani
Pohanchta Hy "

(Muslim)

Sabr Ko Emaan Se

Sabr Ko Emaan Se
Wohi Nisbat Hy Jo Sar
Ko Jism Sy Hy
Jis Terha Bagher Sar k
Jism Bekaar Hy Isi
Trha Bagher Sabr k
Emaan ...

Hazrat Ali R.A

4 Nishania'n

4 Nishania'n
Ahl-e-Jannat ki aur
NABI ki
Sunnat bhi

1: Muskurata Chehra,

2: Narm Zuban,

3: Reham krny wala
Dil,

4: Attaa krny wala
Haath ...

Dunya me kbhi kisi

"Dunya me kbhi kisi
achy insaan ko talaash
mat kro
Bal k
Khud achy ban jao,
Ho skta hy k
Tmhary is amal sy
kisi aur ki talaash
khatam ho jaye ..."

Hazrat Ali R.A

Irshad-e-Nabwi (S.A.W)

Irshad-e-Nabwi (S.A.W)

1- Lehsan Khaya Kro
Aur Is Sy Ilaaj Kia
Kro Q k Is Mein
Bimario'n Sy Shafa Hy

2- Apne Dastar-Khwan
Ko Sabz Cheezo'n Se
Sajaya Kro Q k Sabz
Cheez ALLAH k Naam ki
Barkat Sy shetaan ko
Duur Rkhti Hy

3- Har Anaar Mein 1
Qatra Jannat k Paani Ka

Apni Jawani k Dhokey

Apni Jawani k Dhokey
Mein Na Aana

Kyun k

Ye Anqareeb Tujh Se
Le Li Jaye Gi ...

Hazrat Ali

Kia Jalwa Karbala Mein

Kia Jalwa Karbala Mein
Dikhaya HUSSAIN Ne

Sajde Mein Ja k Sar
Kataya HUSSAIN Ne

Naize Pe Sar Tha Aur
Zubaan Pr Aayatei'n

QURA'AN Is Terha
Sunaya HUSSAIN Ne

NANA k DEEN Pe Har
Cheez Waar Dii

Kuch Na Apne Paas
Bachaya HUSSAIN Ne

Kyun AAQA (S.A.W) Ko
Na Apne Nawasey Pe
Naaz Ho

Har QAUL
MUSTAFA (S.A.W) Ka
Nibhaya HUSSAIN Ne

As Sunshine Cre8es

As Sunshine Cre8es
Morning Glory
Fragrance Fills Your
Heart

All Darkness Is Far
Away As Light Is On Its
Way ...

Wishing You
G o_O d Morning (:

ye acha hai k bohat acha nahi houn mein

ye acha hai k bohat acha nahi houn mein,

dukhee ho ga na koi mere chaly jany k baad...

Us ki nighamian it

us ki "NIGHA"mian itna"FARAZ"

khared li us ne aik nazar main zindagi humari..

ub tu meri tanhai bhi

ub tu meri tanhai bhi mujh se uljh pardhi hai"amir"

meri siskaon ne use jaga daya hai,,,,

mohsin tum ny dekha hai

mohsin tum ny dekha hai kbi sehraa mei jhulasta hua darakht,

isi tarah jeety hain wafaoon ko nibhany waly.

taalash meri thi aur BHATAK raha tha wo

taalash meri thi aur BHATAK raha tha wo.
dil mera tha aur DHARAK raha tha wo.
PAYAR ka taaluq ajib hota hai.
payas meri thi aur SISAK raha tha wo.

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY



LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY



Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"



To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL-FOOL hY.

Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi

Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!

SAB KEH DO DAY

On
"SAB KEH DO DAY"
I've A Special Prayer 4 U
May GOD Bless U n Ur Family Wid Health,
Happiness, Luv, Unity, Wealth, Care n
Wh8ever Ur Wishes r In Life
Ameen (:

1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard

1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D

H O P E

" H O P E "

Is The Ability To Hear
The Music Of Future ...

" F A I T H "

Is Having The Courage
Dance To It Today ...

Love anyone you see

Love anyone you see in your area and you will see how love is all about.but dont love them too much,Love me only.

aasman bhi ro para us waqat mere haal par

aasman bhi ro para us waqat mere haal par faraz...

jis waqt mery naseeb me usey likh mita diya.

Love is heat

Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips are meet.
Love is complete.

suna tha dil samndar se bhi gehra hota hy

suna tha dil samndar se bhi gehra hota hy faraz...

hairan hon samaya nahi is me tairay siwa koi.

dil tootne ka ghum na kar

dil tootne ka ghum na kar.

faraz

pathar k dost tum ne khud banye thy.

Yahi hai zindgi kuch Khvaab, chand ummiiden

Yahi hai zindgi kuch Khvaab, chand ummiiden,

Inhiin khilaunon se tum bhi Behal sako to chalo

L A U G H

"L A U G H"
As Much as you..
"B R E A T H E"
And
"L O V E"
As long as you..
"L I V E"

When U Take My Name

When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...






Samajh Aai ???









Nahi Aai !!









O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->

The Worst Thing About

The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is






























[ Deleted By
Censorship Bureau ] ;->

T R U T H

T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don't question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You'll b answered
everytime,
"You just don't
understand" ;->

Larke Wale: Hum

Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?

Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !

Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai'n Phaar
De ga ... ;->

FoRgEt ThE sOrRoWz

FoRgEt ThE sOrRoWz
LiKe NeW sUn ShInE,
aLwAyZ fEeL gOoD aBoUt
YoUrSeLf No Ma88eR
wHaT sIzE yOu ArE .. !!

G o_O d
MoRnInG

HaVe A LoVe fIlLeD dAy (:

Freshnes in Lyf Duzn't

Freshnes in Lyf Duzn't
Get Disorted Evn If V
r In d Worst Tym Of It
Coz
Real Source Of Divinity
Lies In having A Faith
Tht
"V Did Nuffin Rong"

Gud /\/\orning

Time Doesn't Wait For U or Me

Time Doesn't Wait For
U or Me
Days Pass n Years Pass
U Miss Ur Best Ones
U Move Away From Ur
Close Ones
Ur Life Changes
Frnds Change
Ppl Change
But
Ur Heart Has Those
Precious Moments
Etched In It
Wether U Want It
Ot Not
Its Always There
Making U Happy At Sad
Times n Making U Sad
Even At Happier Times
Ur Heart Has Those
Moments In Tht Corner
Where No One Can See
What It Is
So Enjoy Every Moment
Of Life

Have A Beautiful Life (:

Paida Hua Zardari Tou

Paida Hua Zardari Tou
Shaitaan Ne Kaha

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Lo Aaj Hum Bhi
Sahib-e-Aulaad Ho Gaye

;->

Each Of Us Makes Our

Each Of Us Makes Our

Own Weather

Determines The Color Of

The Skies In The

Emotional Universe

Which We Inhabit ...

Harf-e-Dua

* Harf-e-Dua *

Chaandni

Us Dareechy Ko Chuu Ker

Mere Neem-Roshan
Jharokay Mein Aaye, Na Aaye

Magar

Meri Palko'n Ki Taqdeer Se
Neend Chunti Rahe

Aur Us k Khwaab Bunti Rahy

Kerti Hy Sawalat Musalsal Teri Nigah

Kerti Hy
Sawalat Musalsal Teri
Nigah

Ye Tarz-e-Takalluf
Mujhy Acha Nahi
Lagta

Kehty Hyn Mujhy
Dekh k Aksar Mere
Ehbaab

Ye Shaks Akela
Hy Par Tanha
Nahi Lagta ...

Ajnabi hai To Mere Zehan Mein Rhta Kyun Hai

Ajnabi hai To Mere Zehan Mein Rhta Kyun Hai
Woh Jo Pathar Hai To Shishoon Ka Masiha Kyun Hai
Woh Hawa Hai To Guzar Jaey Hawaoun Ki Tarhan
Woh Samandar Hai To Thra Rahe Bhta Kyun Hai
Mere Aangan Mein Nahin Koi Umeedoun Ka Gulab
Phir Ye Mousam Mere Aangan Mein Utarta Kyun Hai
Jis K Chre Pe Saji Jhoot Ki Thrirein Hain
Dil Usi Shaks K Wadoun Se Behalta Kyun Hain

Chahat hai lekin haqeeqat nahi hai

Chahat hai lekin haqeeqat
nahi hai,,


Aaj kal kisi k0 kisi se sachi
M0habbaT nahi hai,,


J0 tumhain bhula de Tum
bhi usay bhula d0,,


Is se behter mere pass k0i
NASEEHAT nahi hai !!!

Hamari m0habbat k saare ehsaas le l0

Hamari m0habbat k saare
ehsaas le l0


Dil se pyar k saare jazbaat
le l0


Nahi ch0rain ge tufan mein
bhi Akela aap k0


Is "M0habbaT" k saare
emtehaan le l0....

Kiya GHAM hai kia KHUSHI malum nahi

Kiya GHAM hai kia KHUSHI
malum nahi..

w0h APNA hai k AJNABi
malum nahi..


Jis k Baghair ek PAL nahi
guzarta..


Kaise guzre gi ZindaGi
malUm nahi...

M0sam ka aitbaR ziada nahi kiya

M0sam ka aitbaR ziada
nahi kiya...


S0 us ne ham se pyar ziada
nahi kiya...


Kuch t0h "FARAZ" ham ne
paltne mein dair ki...


Kuch us ne intezar ziada
nahi kiya...

Uska Hans Kr Nazar Jhuka Lena

"Uska Hans Kr Nazar Jhuka Lena

"Saari Shartain Qab0ol H0n Jaise

"Kitni Dilkash Hai Uski Kham0shi

"Saari Batain Faz00l H0'n Jaise... O_o

Janab Asif Zardari Apni Kitab

Janab Asif Zardari Apni Kitab

"Kuttapan"

Main Likhtay Hai K

"MAIN Kuttay Ko Ya Kutta Mujhay Kat Lay

Dun0 Surton Main Teeka

Kuttay Ko He Lagay Ga "

One Day I Saw Zardari At My Home

One Day I Saw Zardari At My Home. . . .

I Asked My Father

"Dad Kutta Ghar Mein Rakhne

Se Rehmat K Frishtay Dakhil Nai Hotay"=P;->

Sms Of The N

Sms Of The N|Te. . . . . .




















Go_Od N|Ght ;->

Chandni Raat Me Madhosh Hone Se Pehle

Chandni Raat Me Madhosh Hone Se Pehle


Khuwabon Ki Dunya Me Khone Se Pehle


Mene Socha Apko Yaad Dila Don


Kalma Parh Lena Sone Se Pehle...

GOodNite:)

Hum India se buhat peechay thay

Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray

30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->

To realize the value of 1 week, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of 1 hour, ask the lovers who're waiting to meet. To re

To realize the value of 1 week,
ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of 1 hour,
ask the lovers who're waiting to meet.

To realize the value of 1 min,
ask a person who missed the train.

To realize the value of 1 sec,
ask a person who just avoided an accident.

Treasure every moment that you have!

Yestrday is history,
Tomorw is mystry,
Today is gift, that's why it's called Present..


Have a nice day today & always..

Mohabat ki Hakeeke sy hm khoob Wakif Thay

Mohabat ki Hakeeke sy hm khoob Wakif Thay



Yonhi Zara Sa Shook hova Tha DIL Barbaad karny ka

Khushbo Na Gai Ghar Se Na Yaadon ki Be-Rukhi

Khushbo Na Gai Ghar Se Na Yaadon ki Be-Rukhi MOHSIN


Zaalim ky Saaray Nakash BARAY Paye-daar Thay

Goodnight, Sleep tight

Goodnight, Sleep tight,
Don't let the bed bugs bite,
if they do I'll beat them with a shoe till they're black and blue.

(:

bicharrnay walay ye kyon nahi samajhtay

bicharrnay walay ye kyon nahi samajhtay faraz.

k yaadon say mohabbat ka guzaara nahi hota...

wohi mehsoos karte hain tapish dard-e-mohabbat

wohi mehsoos karte hain tapish dard-e-mohabbat.

jo apne aap se barh kar kisi se piyar karte hain..

teray ird gird hain ghomtay,meri zindagi k mammley

teray ird gird hain ghomtay,meri zindagi k mammley...

tujhey dhund lenay k shauq mein,mai ne apna aap ganwa dia.

aizharay piyar kernay lagi hain ankhay tari

aizharay piyar kernay lagi hain ankhay tari
mujhay bay-qarar kernay lagi hain ankhay tari

tum kuch kahho na kahoo lakin
sub kuch kahhaynay lagi hain ankhay tari

Height Of Jhatka

Height Of Jhatka

A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy's Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?

GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,

B4 Operation.

Heights Of Professional Respect

Heights Of Professional Respect..

A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.

Love is last stage of friendship

Love is last stage of friendship,

its watered wid understanding,

which is d 1st stage of success!

uss k honto ko chuwa to ehsas howa

uss k honto ko chuwa to ehsas howa faraz.

k pyas faqat paani sy hi nhai bujhti...

kab tak rotey raho gay apni kismat per dost

kab tak rotey raho gay apni kismat per dost.

yahan tu phool be rukh badal letey hain aksar shaam k bad.

Muskurahato'n Se Bhari ho Zindagi

Muskurahato'n Se Bhari
ho Zindagi

Chahato'n Se Bhar Ho
har Pal

Daman Bhi Chotta Lagny
Lagey

Itni Khushya'n De
Aap Ko Har Aane Wala Kal


G 'o_o' d Night (:

ab nahi rahna hmein do suratoon k darmiyaan

ab nahi rahna hmein do suratoon k darmiyaan..

ya hmein chor day ya phir mulakatein kry..

soch soch kay may thuk jao piyar kahay tujh say ho jay lakh chhupaaoo chahay may sub say aizhar kahay tujh say ho jay bach kay nikal jaoo chahay su

soch soch kay may thuk jao
piyar kahay tujh say ho jay

lakh chhupaaoo chahay may sub say
aizhar kahay tujh say ho jay

bach kay nikal jaoo chahay sub say
per samna tujh say ho jay

tum say kahnay kay liaay bay-qarar hain hum

tum say kahnay kay liaay bay-qarar hain hum
such tumharay hi talab-gaar hain hum

waqat milay to kabhi mil ker dekhiay
such baray hi milansar hain hum

sath wafa say nibhaay gay hum
such baray wafa-daar hain hum

dil chahata hay tujh ko na janaay kyun

dil chahata hay tujh ko na janaay kyun
pass chahta hay tujh ko na nanaay kyun

her ghari rahta hay tara khiaal
dil tujh ko dhondta hay na janaay kyun

rahta hay bay-qarar naq jaay kyun
aqrar chahata hay tujh say na janaay kyun

Describe me 1 word

Describe me 1 word using the 1st letter of your name..?
Reply Quickly..
I am Waiting..
Hurry uP..

Jis ko bhi dekha hai Rotay howey dekha hai

Jis ko bhi dekha hai Rotay howey dekha hai..


Ye Muhabbat to kisi tissue waley ki Dua Lagti hai..

Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai

Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai..
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hA hA hA....
April FoOoOoL :-)
Abhi nahin pata chala..!!

Ab to 100 Percent Khatam ho jaye gay Aishiqi k

Ab to 100 Percent Khatam ho jaye gay Aishiqi k,
"AmRaAaAZ"

SunA hai DavAt-e-ISLAMI main JA raha hai NAWAZ..:-)

Today is Under Wear Day

Today is Under Wear Day :-)

Tell me which colour of under-wear you are wearing today?

No Reply means you are not wearning it..
SO reply Fast..

Send it to you friends and see that who many friends are not wearing it..:-)

Her hud guzar chuki hay mari tujh say piyar ki

Her hud guzar chuki hay mari tujh say piyar ki
Zindagi mangi hay ager aur to tujh say piyar ki
Her khoshi hogaiee hay mari wabasta tujh say
Jab say aibtada ki hay may nay tujh say piyar ki
Taray siwa mujh ko abb kuch aur nazer nahi aata
Aintaha dekh li hay sub nay mari tujh say piyar ki
~ Tum Bin ~

Dil bay-qarar hoaa

Dil bay-qarar hoaa

tujh say kia piyar hoaa

dil bay-tab hoa

tujh say milnay kia aetafaq hoa

hum say dil bay-aetbar hoa

tujh pay aetbar hoa

start aik silsila hoa

tujh say kia aiqrar hoa

Friends are like mellons

"Friends are like mellons...
shall i tell u why?......

To find one good.....
U must a Hundred try...!"

life is nothing

"life is nothing..
to love is something...

To love and beloved is everthing!!!""

hum cheen lenge tumse

hum cheen lenge tumse ye shaan-e-beniyazi.

tum mangte phiroge apna guroor humse.

to love and to

""to love and to beloved is to feel sunlight form both sides""...

aye hasile khuloos bata kia jawab doon

aye hasile khuloos bata kia jawab doon.

dunia yeh poochti hai mai q udaas hoon.

Never try alone 2

Never try alone 2 take the weight of tear that comes out of your heart and falls through your eyes..
Always Remember A friend here to share ups and down in life.

apna shewa hai aandheron main jalate

apna shewa hai aandheron main jalate hain charagh.

unki shazish hai zamane main yonhi raat rahe.

Challenge

Challenge..!!

Wo konsa Mulk hai Jahan 12 Maheeney Tak Barsat hoti hai?

Reply is Must..

Yar Abi Tumhara Amma

Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga

Please Spread It Into

Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .
A 17 Years Old Boy Need
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Balance. . . . .
His Number Is
"0321-6307893"
Please Send Him Balance.
Dnt Ignore It.
And Dnt Change The Number.=P;->

B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai

Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,
Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.
Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,
Or To Or Local
T.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.
Mintain Kr Rahay Hain.
Banta: Acha Wo Kesay?
Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!

Questions

Questions
Kon Sa Mosam Dil Ko Bahta Ha ?
Ans:
Apni Achi Aur Buri Aadat Batye ?
Ans:
Koi Film Jo Bar Bar Dekhi Ho ?
Ans:
Zindgi K Kin Dino Ma Wapis Jana Chahte Ho ?
Ans:
Subha Ka Aghaz Kis Tarah Karte Ho ?
Ans:
Zindagi Kub Buri Lagti Ha ?
Ans:
Kabi Najomi Ko Hath Dikhaya ?
Ans:

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..

Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..

B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->

Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana

Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko,
Chicken Biryani,
Qorma,
Tikka Boti,
Seekh Kabab,
Custard
Gulab Jamun,
Ice Cream,
Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko
Chicken Biryani
Qorma
Tikka Boti
Seekh Kabab
Custard
Gulab Jamun
Ice Cream


Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->

Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->

Power of Quran

Power of Quran.

1. Sura Yasin relief from azaab in the grave
2. Sura Rehman it will make us rich
3. Sura Al Waquiya it will release u from hunger

4. Sura Al Mulk brings light in ur grave
5. Sura Al Jasia it will bring peace in ur life

Sab Hamse Hr Cheez Me Aagay Chale Gye

Sab Hamse Hr Cheez Me Aagay Chale Gye

Ham Sirf Is Mehngai Me Piste Chale Gye

Jab Kuch Na Kr Sake Hamare Ye Hukumran

Lo Aaj Ham Ek Ghanta Aagay Chale Gaye ;->

Koi to ho aisa jo sirf mera ho

Koi to ho aisa jo sirf mera ho

Baaton me uski khusbu ho

Dil me uska basaira ho

Chahy to chahat meri

Mangy to muhabbt meri

Wo chand ki chandni ho

to chand sirf mera ho

Wo din ki roshni ho

To suraj sirf mera ho

Wo phool ki khushbu ho

To ehsas sirf mera ho

Wo rat ka ujala ho

To chrag sirf mera ho

Wo ishq or muhabbt ho

To deep sirf mera ho

Wo pani ka chheenta ho

To darya sirf mera ho

Wo qismat ki lakeer ho

To hath sirf mera ho... O_o

Dil ki Taak pr Diya Jalane Aaun ga

Dil ki Taak pr Diya Jalane Aaun ga,

Main Tumko kuch Yaad Dilane Aaunga,

Mere Dard ko Tum bhi na Seh Pao ge,

Apne Aansu se Tumhe Rulane Aaun ga,

Shoq Bohat Tha Jin Galyon Me Basne Ka,

Wahin Pr ek Din Khaak Uraane Aaun ga,

Mere Tum se Kese Kese Rishte Hain,

Tumko ek Baar or Bataane Aaun ga

Bujh B Jaen gi Ye Sansen Phir B Main,

Roz Tumhare Naaz Uthane Aaun ga,

Jeetne Dunga Tumhe Hr Bazi or Phir,

Apni Haar Ka Jashan Manane Aaun ga... O_o

Pta Ha Is MuLk Ka

Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?

Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD'Loking larKa

uFf




Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->

A Parody Of Zong Song

A Parody Of Zong Song
Enjoy Krte Raho
Tv Dekhte Raho
Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke
Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me
To Cheatng Karte Raho
Pass Hote Raho
Result Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae

How To Impress A Kam Wali

How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . .






Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat

In The Absence Of Noor Jahan

In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,

This Time Naseebo Lal
Will Sing Battle Songs Like:

'Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano


'Dushman Ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Dalo'.

1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga

1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha

Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.

Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.

What Is Faster

What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?
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A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! :-)

Tum paas hoty tou koi shrarat krty

Tum paas hoty tou koi shrarat krty,
Tujhy le kr baanho'n mein
"Mohabbat" krty,

Dekhty teri aankho'n mein neend ka khumar, Apni khoi hui neendo'n ki
"Shikayat" krty

Teri aankho'n mein apna aks dhondty, Khud se b zyada teri
"Chahat" krty

Jis ki hukumat thi us k ghulam thy,
Qabeely mein dost kis se "Baghawat" krty

Ek dil hi tha wo b us k pas tha,
Raat bhr jaag kr kis ki "Hifazat" krty

Mere mazhab mein shirk haram hy
Wrna Qasam khuda ki teri "Ibadat"krty

Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole

Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)

Tute dil ko lekar phirta ha PAPPU gali gali

Tute dil ko lekar phirta ha PAPPU gali gali
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Tute dil ko lekar phirta ha PAPPU gali gali
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Masakali Masakali
Matakali Matakali... ;->

IK Pashemaa'n See Hasraat Se Mujhy Sochti Hy

IK Pashemaa'n See Hasraat Se Mujhy Sochti Hy,,

Ab Wohi Larki Mohabbat Se Mujhy Sochti Hy..


Main Tu Mehdood Lamhoon Me Milla Tha Us Se,,

Phir Bhi Wo Kitni Wazahat Se Mujhy Sochti Hy..


Jis Ne Socha He Na Tha Hijr Ka Momkin Hona,,

Dukh Me Dobee Hoi Herat Se Mujhy Sochti Hy..


Main Tu Mar Jaoon Agar Sochne Lag Jaoon Usy,,

Aur Wo Kitni Sahollat Se Mujhy Sochti Hy..


Grche Ab Trk-e-Mrasim Ko Bohat Deir Hoi,,

Ab Bhi Wo Mere Ijazat Se Mujhy Sochti Hy..

HAMARE BUS ME HOTA TO

HAMARE BUS ME HOTA TO..

Tumhe Banho Me Bhar lete
Tumhe Sab se Chupa lete
Tumhe Ankho Me Rakh Lete
Kabhi Na Roothne Dete
Kabhi Na Tootne dete

Tumhe Hum Qaid kar lete
Bus apne dil ki dunya me
Kisi bhi haal me hum phir
Tumhe azaad na karte,
Sabhi dunya bhula dete,
Tumhe apna bana lete,
Hamare bus me hota tou,

Magar hai bebasi aisi,
Hamara dil machalta hai,
Tumhe hi yad karta hai,
Tumhara qurb chahta hai,
Magar hum kya karen jana,
Hamara bus nhi chalta ;->

1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is

1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is
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Parliment hoUse...;->

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"


Magar?


"Khudkushi Haram Hai".

Is A Little Wrd That Causes S0 Much Pain

(Bye) Is A Little Wrd That Causes S0 Much Pain ..

The Pers0n U h0Ld N0w Might Nvr Meet U Again!

S0 Nvr Say (Bye)
Alwayz Se ..
(Meet U Again)
0r
(C U S00n)

Send It 2 Th0se Wh0m U Nvr Want 2 Say (Bye) In Ur Life ..

jis kashti k mokaddar me ho doob jana

jis kashti k mokaddar me ho doob jana FARAZ,

Tofan se bach b nikle to kinare rooth jate hain.

ilahe meray jazboo ko rawane de day

ilahe meray jazboo ko rawane de day..

muhbat k leay mere ek jaeane kum hai...

Loogo ki Beghariti to dekho zara Faraz

Loogo ki Beghariti to dekho zara Faraz..

Maiyat main aaker pochte hain biyani Aaalo wali he ya chikan wali..?

A Questin for A Genious Like you

A Questin for A Genious Like you..
If
2+3=10
7+2=63
6+5=66
8+4=96
then
9+7=?
Reply with in 5 Min if you are a Genious..

It is a challenge for you

It is a challenge for you,
Rewrite these words in a proper oder..
1/ Ctorpai (A Fruit)
2/ Suolt (A Flower)
3/ Jahatalm (Historical Place)
4/ Losot (Furniture item)
5/ Rceurym (An Element)
6/ pkpmiun (A Vegetable)
7/ Srriratbe (A Proffesion)

Take your time And Reply Must..

Janab Zardari Sb Apni Kitab

Janab Zardari Sb Apni Kitab "Gharibon Ka Khaatma" (Jild 2,Pg # 74)
Main Likhtey hain..

"Meray Hum-Watno Mehangaie Se Na Daro Hawa Khaoe,
Ghussa Piyo Aur Mazey Se Geo:-)

ek pyari si dua

ek pyari si dua


*"""" tu jab bhi koe dua karay """* mera rab tujhay
wo ata karay teri jholi ho khusion se bhari bin mangay tujhay sab wo ata kare....

Sab se chupa ker dard jo wo muskara dia

Sab se chupa ker dard jo wo muskara dia,
Uski hansi ne tu aaj mujh ko rula dia.

Lehjay se uth rahi thi har ik dard ki dastan
Chehra bata raha tha sub kuch ganwa dia,

Awaz mein thehrao tha ankhon mein nami thi
Aur keh raha tha k mein ne sab kuch bhula diya,

Janay kia usko mukh se thein shikayatein
Tanhaiyon k dais mein khud ko basa dia,

Khud bhi woh hum say bichar k adhora sa ho gaya
Muj ko bhi itnay logoon mein tanha bana dia.....

Ghum unko bhi naseeb hotay hain

Ghum unko bhi naseeb hotay hain
Jo log khushnaseeb hotay hain
Hota hai dunya main koi aik hi apna
Warna saray dusray raqeeb hotay hain
Some Hopes: badalna ata nahi humay mosamoon ki tarha
har aik rut may tara intizaar kartay hain
na tum samait sako gay jasay qayamat tak
kasam tumhary tumhay itna pyaar kartay hain

bas ik shaam bare khamooshi se toot gia

bas ik shaam bare khamooshi se toot gia
hamain jo maan tere dosti per rehta tha

hum kase dewane hai tere shaher k faraz

hum kase dewane hai tere shaher k faraz.

k teri mubat mai hum nadnon k pache bahgte hai.

payas ki betabyon ko kis terha samjhe ga

payas ki betabyon ko kis terha samjhe ga.
jis ne sahra khareed kar aik samnder beach daya.
tu ne acha hi kua pathron k shahr main ane se pahle.
kanch ka gaher baech kar.

hum ne muhabtain chord deen

hum ne muhabtain chord deen faraz.

tanha raat din ka tarpna hamaray bas ki baat nhi,,,

raabtay iss liye main torr raha hoon sab se

raabtay iss liye main torr raha hoon sab se faraz.

mar bhi jaon tu kisi aankh main ansoo na milain..

kon kheta hai k dour hain hum

kon kheta hai k dour hain hum
woh bhe tou wahi aasma dekhti hogi
jo main dekhta hoon
woh bhi tou wohi suraj dekhti hogi jo main dekhta hoon
farq hay tou hay bus itna
farq hay tou hai bus itna
woh wahan chand dekhti hay
aur main chand me uski surat dekhta hun

Dil ko hum samjha nahi saktay

Dil ko hum samjha nahi saktay Dil wo bhi chahta hay
jo hum nahi chahtay Chal para hay pechay appkay Kam wo bhi karta
hay jo hum nahi kartay Samajh jata hay app kay aisharoo ko mehsoos
wo bhi karta jo hum nahi kartay

Mujhay sab kuch Qabool ha aye Falaq

Mujhay sab kuch Qabool ha aye Falaq,
Gham-e-Yaar Mujhe Talab na kar,
Mein use kaisay dil se juda karon,
Jo meri Umer Bhar ki Talash ha,

(Bia)

Un ke Andaz-e-Karam un pe wo aana dil ka

Un ke Andaz-e-Karam un pe wo aana dil ka,
Haye wo waqat wo baten wo Zamana dil ka,
Na suna uss ne tawajoh se Fasana dil ka,
Umer Guzri par Daed na jana dil ka,
Dil Lagi dil ki Lagi ban ke Mita deti ha,
Rog Dushman ko b Ya Rabb na lagana dil ka,
Wo b apnay na huye dil b geya hathon se,
Aisay aane se to behtar ha na aana dil ka,
Un ki Mehfil mein “PREET” un ke tabusam ki Qasam,
Hum dekhtay reh gae hath se jana dil ka,

(Bia)

Reply of Najam's Msg

Reply of Najam's Msg !


Rewrite these words in a proper oder..


1. Apricot
2. Lotus
3. Taj Mahal
4. Stool
5. Mercury
6. Pumpkin
7. Barisster

Reply of Najam's msg

Reply of Najam's msg

9+7 = ?

Ans: 144 :)

Manna K Hamari Zaat Main Buhat Aieeb Hain Magar

Manna K Hamari Zaat Main Buhat Aieeb Hain Magar..!!

Biktey Nahin Khuda ki Qasam Hum Ba Zameer Log..!!

1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha

1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha..

Pathan Ne sunna to Ander Ja Kar Khoob Mara Arbi ko..?

Logon Ne Pathan se Pocha kyn Mara hai..?

To Pathan Bola "Yeh Kambakht Bathroom Main Beth kar Tilawat Kar Raha tha"..:-)

Mumkin Jo Agar Hota

Mumkin Jo Agar
Hota,

Hum Tum Ko Bhula
Detay,

Tanhaai Mein Jee
Letay,

Tum Ko Na Sada
Detay,

Is Dil Se
Dil Tak,

Deewaar Utha
Detay,

Mumkin Jo Agar
Hota,

Hum Tum Ko Bhula
Detay ....

aansoo nikkal parray to meri laaj reh gayi

aansoo nikkal parray to meri laaj reh gayi..

izhaar-e-ghum kw warna saleeqa na tha mujhe....

mut cheen hum se jeene ki wajh

mut cheen hum se jeene ki wajha.

tujhe tu apni wafa par bara naaz tha.

kua mile ga tujhe bikhrey huye khuwabon k siwa

kua mile ga tujhe bikhrey huye khuwabon k siwa.
rait pe chand ki tasveer banane walay.
maikaday band huye,dhund raha hun tujhko.
tu kahan hai mujhe aankhon se pilaney walay..
mar gaye hum to ye qutbay pe likha jaye ga.
so gaye aap zamanay ko jaganey walay.
dar-o-diwar pe hasrat si barasti hai"qateel".
janey kis dais gaya saath nibhanay walay.

Reply of Miss Karachi Smsz

Reply of Miss Karachi Smsz..
Correct Answers..:-)
You are Genious Miss Karachi..:-)
Best of Luck..

Gafil hun ager deen se tou dunya se kya paya hai

Gafil hun ager deen se tou dunya se kya paya hai

Her shakhs ne mujhko mazaq hi banaya hai

Pahar kehta hun hudko per moom hi sarmaya hai

Dard sene ka ankhon se chalak aya hai

Gafil hun ager deen se tou dunya se kya paya hai

Jazbaton se kheyl kar usne mazaq mera uraya hai

Dekha kar asman zameen mein dafnaya hai

Haan gafil hun deen se phal dunya mein paya hai

By (A.S.C)

Love Ka Breakfast

" Love Ka Breakfast

Ishq Ka Lunch,

Piyaar Ka Sallan ,

Mohabat Ka Salad,

Pupi Ki Pepsi,

Jhappi Ka Raita,

&

Dinner With 1 Long French Kiss "

( gOoOOod nIghT )

Wo kon sa badsha ha jo apne maa

Wo kon sa badsha ha jo apne maa
k pet me 3 sal tak rha
or jub wo peda howa to us
k 32 k 32 dant nekal chuke the ?
It's my chelenge 4 u ,

An important msg 4 U

An important msg 4 U

I promise to my Allah that I'll send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thank's..

Faqeer Rupia Dede Baba

Faqeer
Rupia Dede Baba"
.
Aadmi
"Sharam Nahi Aati
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho'?
.
Faqeer
"Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede"..

Apna mobile uthao

Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..








































Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...

Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai

Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai . . .




Awo Sub Mil Kar
ZARDARI Ko Rastay Se Hata Dain . .=P;->

Life is not about waiting

Life is not about waiting

for the storm to pass.....

Its about learning

to dance in the rain....." ;->

HAZRAT ALI R.A

HAZRAT ALI R.A
Ne Farmaya..

Agar Tumhain Ek
Doosre Ki Niyyaton
Ka ilm Hota Tou Tum
Ek Doosre Ko Dafan
Bi Na Karte.

Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam Na Kia Ker

Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam Na Kia Ker
"JAn|x"

Muje Bura Kehte Waqt Log Tera Naam Bhi Lete Hain... =P ;->

Ye Meri Mohabat Hai Koi

Ye Meri Mohabat Hai Koi Raitt Pe Likha Naam Nahi,
JAn|x...
Issay Moat Tou Mita Sakti Hai Mager Tere Bas Ki Baat
Nahi... ;->

Tere maikhane ka dastoor b ajeeb hai MEER

Tere maikhane ka dastoor b ajeeb hai MEER,

Sharab unko milti hai jinko Peena nahi aata... ;->

Q raat ki rait py bikhray huye

Q raat ki rait py bikhray huye,
Taron k kankar chunti ho,
Q sannatay ki silwat main,
Lipti awazain sunti ho,
Q apni pyasi ankho ki,
jhalar main khab proti ho?
Q roti ho?
Ab kon tumari ankho main,
Sadyo ki need undailay ga,
Ab kon tumari chahat ki,
Haryali main ghul khailay ga,
Ab kon tumari tanhai ka,
An dekha dukh jhailay ga?
Ab aisa hy.....
Ye rat musallat hy jb tk,
Ye shammain jalti hain jb tk,
Ye zakhm jaha tk chubtay hain,
Ye sansain jb tk chalti hain,
Tum apni soch k jangal main, rah bhatko aur kho jao...
Ab so jao... O_o

Wo konse 5 Jandar hain jo

Wo konse 5 Jandar hain jo
baghair Maa k peda howay.
1) Hazrat
ADAM (A.S)
2) Hazrat BIBI Hawwa (A.S)
3) Hazrat Saleh (A.S) ki ountni,
4) Hazrat Mosa (A.S) k hase
mubarak se bunne wala azdaha,
5) Hazrat Ismail (A.S) ki Qurbani k waqt jannat se aanay wala Dumba.
Share this knowledge with others.

Badnaam Zamane main Mohabbat Nahi Karte

Badnaam Zamane main Mohabbat Nahi Karte
~
Dil Wale To Dushman Se Bhi Nafrat Nahi Karte
~
Ek Baar Jisy Chaha Sada Uss Ke Rahe Phir
~
Ham Log Amanat Main Khianat Nahi Karte
~
Tanhai Main Karlete Hain Yaad Aansoo Baha Kar
~
Zaahir Kabhi Hum Apni Ebadat Nahi Karte
~
Waqt Aane Par Maaloom Yeh Ho Jay Ga Tum Ko
~
Hum Sirf Dekhawe Ki Mohabbat Nahi Karte
~
Lekhte Hain FAQAT Ek Tumhare Liye Ghazlain
~
Har Shakhs Pe hum Aesi Enayat Nahi Karte... ;->

Ladies N Gentalmen

Ladies
N
Gentalmen
Please
Put
Ur
Handz
Together
For
Clap
ND
Welcome
Dis
Outstanding
Sms
To
Ur
Inbox
By
Brillant
Txter..;->

Ab WoH Samjha Meri Chamkati

Ab WoH Samjha Meri Chamkati H0i Aankh Ka Raaz . . .



K Main Rota NAhi Aansu Ko Qaid Kr Leta Hon . . . !

Agr Qismat Mein Sub

Agr Qismat Mein Sub Kuch Likh Diya Jata...

To
ALLAH
Dua Mangna Na Sikhata..

Aik din us nay mujsy pochha

Aik din us nay mujsy pochha: kia mujhy bhol jao gay?
Main ny kaha...

Tum ny dehki nahi phoolon ki wafa??
Wo jis py khilty hain usi par murjha jatay hay.

Tanhaayi mein na kabhi jiya hai maine

Tanhaayi mein na kabhi jiya hai maine,
Jab tanhaayi hote hai hum mein , tere saaye se jiya hai maine

Tere yaadoon mein guzaare hue paloon

Tere yaadoon mein guzaare hue paloon ka agar koi hisaab hota,
Khuda ki kasam tab ye saara jahaan unn paloon se bhara pada hota.

Tum bhi suno Tum shayed samajhti ho Keh

Tum bhi suno Tum shayed samajhti ho Keh
tumharay lafz main siraf parhta hoon
Tumhari awaz siraf sunta hoon
Tumharay naqoosh siraf dekhta hoon Aour tumhara
wajood siraf choota hoon Ghalat bilkul ghalat
Tumhain kia patta Keh tumharay lafzon ki cheekh .
Tumhari aawaz ka karb.
Tumharay naqoosh ki pukaar Aour.
tumharay lums ki rooh Meri zaat ki mawaraai tehon
ki Kitni gehri parton main utar ke Tumhian meray
andar kiss kiss tarah
Amar kar detay hain....

you're ma honey bun

you're ma honey bun sugar plump pumpi yumpi pumpkin,you're ma sweetie pie,you're ma cuppy cake gum drop spugm spugm slower the apple ov ma eye,n i love u sho n i want u know that il olwayx b ryth here,n i love to sing this song for u b.coz u r soooow deeeeaaaar :-)

Breakup Tips

Breakup Tips :

How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover'z Mind 4 U ??


Simple

Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:


I LOVE U TOO

MEMON

MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...


Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?


Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->

Govt ne Awam ki mohabat ka kesa sila dia

Govt ne Awam ki mohabat ka kesa sila dia
Itni mahengae kar d k sab ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayad salary barh
jaeygi
Salary to barhi nahe "GHANTA" barha dia ;->

Shahbaz Sharif

Shahbaz Sharif:

Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .

Nawaz Sharif:

Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .

Zardari:

Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...=P;->

Aanaa Passand Kabhi Muhabbat nahin Kartay

Aanaa Passand Kabhi Muhabbat nahin Kartay..!!

Muhabbat Un ka Shewa Hai Jo Khud ko "Maar" Detay hain..!!

Fill it For me

Fill it For me..

Colour For Me:- ?

Nick for me:- ?

Dress for me:- ?

Flower for me:- ?

Advice for me:- ?

Song for me:- ?

Tittel for me:- ?

Gift for me:- ?

Reply Must..

Face Test

Face Test:
Q # 1:- What do you find on my Face:-
a) Silence?
b) Innocence?
c) Proud?
d) Softness?
Q # 2:- Which 1 is the Most Attractive:-?
a) Eyes?
b) Smile?
c) Lips?
d) Hair?
Q # 3:- What is the 1st Impression that you got from My Face:-
a) Cute?
b) Smart?
c) Attitude?
d) Intelligent?
Reply Must if you are my Friend..?

mout per bhi yaqain aap par bhi etbaar hai

mout per bhi yaqain aap par bhi etbaar hai.
dakhain pahle kon ata hai donon ka intzaar hai.

Dill Ossay Roohh Say Panay Ka Talabgaar Hy Warnaa

Dill Ossay Roohh Say Panay Ka Talabgaar Hy Warnaa


Jissm Biktayy Hain Yahaa Chandd Damooo Main...(*_*)

Tere judaai ka dard kya hota hai

Tere judaai ka dard kya hota hai, agar jaante hum,
Tujhse judaa hone se pehle, apne dhadkan ko khud se juda karte hum.

usne shugfuta mazaji ko naya mor deya.

usne shugfuta mazaji ko naya mor deya.
mujh ko paaband-e-zanjeer kua or chor daya.
us ne aanchal se nakali meri ghum gasta kitaab.
or chupke se mhubat ka waraq mor daya.

Tere aankhoon mein

Tere aankhoon mein aansoo aaye toh roone lagta hai mera dil,
Dard-e-dariya tujhe choone se pehle,
meri dhadkano ko unnpe vaarne lagta hai mera dil.

A man dies and goes to heaven

A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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.
Where is Zardari's clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->

Tere mohabbat mein meri

Tere mohabbat mein meri aakhri saans tak mitadoon,
Bas ek pal uss aakri saans se pehle , mere dil ki baat.. tujhse ikraar
kar jaoon.

Agr H0 Sake T0

Agr H0 Sake T0...


Muje Apni Aankh0'n Main Rakhna,,,
Aansu Ban Kar Beh Jau'n T0,
Haath0'n Main Chupa Lena!!


Agr H0 Sake T0...


Mujhe Hawa0'n Main Bikhair Dena,,,
Tumhe'n Chuu Kar Chala Jau'n T0,
Mujhe Mehsuus Kar Lena!!

Agr H0 Sake T0...


Muje Ek Pho0L Samajh Lena,,,
Murjha Bhi Jau'n T0,
Kitaab0'n Main Rakh Lena!!

Agr H0 Sake T0...


Mujhe Apni Khuwahish Samajh Lena,,
Agr Kabhi J0 Mill Na Pau'n T0,
Mujhe Apni Dua0'n Main Rakh Lena... !!!

Memon At Petrol Pump

Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...

Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay

Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!

Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli

Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->

Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy

Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil hua

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->

Blackmailing In New Style

Blackmailing In New Style=


Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,



To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K



"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->

Jo Chala Gya Mujhe Chor

Jo Chala Gya Mujhe Chor K Main Kabhi Na Us Ko Bhula Saka
Wohi Dorian Wohi Fasle Main
Kabhi Na In Ko Mita Saka.
Kya Use B Mujh Se Pyar Tha
Ya Tabussum Us Ka Shuar Tha
Wo Koi Ajib Sawal Tha Jo Meri Samajh Mein Na Aa Saka
Meri Zindagi Ka Sakoon Tha Wo Mere Dil Ka Ik Janon Tha
Meri Bandagi Mera Pyar Tha
Yehi Bat Na Main Bta Saka
Yehi Sochta Tha Main Raat Bhar wo Kabhi Mile Ga jo Raah Par
To Karon Ga Us Se Shikaitain
Wo Mila To Lab Na Hila Saka... ;->

ajab hai

ajab hai

"RASAM-E-ULFAT" ay

"FARAZ"

dil hamara hai magar
"IKHTIAR"
kisi aur ka hai...

ek roz koi tou sochay ga

ek roz koi tou sochay ga,
ek shakhs tha pagal pagal sa.
pr baatain theek hi kehta tha,
baraish ki tarha pur-shor na tha.
dariya ki tarha chup rehta tha.
aur jin se pyar wo kerta tha,
judai bhi unhi ki sehta tha.
ek roz koi tou sochay ga,
kyun jetay-ji dargore kuwa.
kis ranj ne usko maar dia,
ek roz koi tou sochay ga,
or pehron baith ke roye ga.

yehi wafa ka sila hy to koi bat nhi

yehi wafa ka sila hy to koi bat nhi.
ye dard tum ne dia hy to koi bat nhi.
itna boht hy k tum dekhte ho sahil se.
safina dob raha hy to koi bat nhi.
kisi ki majal jo mujh ko kahe bewafa.
agr ye tum ne kaha hy to koi bat nahi.
ye mery bs me kahan k tujh ko bhul skon.
tu mujh ko bhul chuka hy tu koi bat nahi.

Bike Rider To Sarjant

"Bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.

"Phir Chalan Kaisa

Sarjant.

Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..

Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha

Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha
Se 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ?

Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe Bohat
Miss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;->

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya

Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"

Some Interesting Oneliners

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin t

Lets see ho much you Know about my Sel

Lets see ho much you Know about my Self..!!

Q # 1) My Birthday?
Q # 2) What word i say most?
Q # 3) I Love?
Q # 4) My Bad Habits?
Q # 5) My Quality that attracts you?
Q # 6) Best Part of my Face?
Q # 7) My Best Friends?

Reply me..

Main raat bar aasman par

Main raat bar aasman par taroon ko ginta rehta hon
na taray ginay jatay hain na mujh ko neend aatie hai

Bhula Da!Na Zaroor! HO Gaya Tha.

Bhula Da!Na Zaroor! HO Gaya Tha...!!!

Teray Baray Ma! Bahut Se Log Aa Ker Poochtay HA!N
Tu Hee Bata Wazahat K!Ya Karoon Ma!N
Kahoon Geen Kuch To Kuch Samjha!N Ga!N Saaray
!Nha!N !S Tarah K Haalaat Se Kab Waasta Hoga
Bahut Soocha
Bahut Soocha To Tab Ja Ker Kaheen Soocho'on K Gumbund Ma!
Yeh Hee Jumla Bahut Da!R Tak Goonja
Jawab Her Poochnay Walay Ko Main Batao'on Geen Jaanan...!
Zara S! Bay-N!Yaz! Se
Meray Haalaat A!Say Thay
Kay !N Haalaat Ma! Her E!K Jazbay Ko
Sula Da!Na Zaroor! Ho Gaya Tha
Aur Us Ko Yaad Rakhnay K L!Ye Us Ko
BHULA DAINA ZAROOREE HO GAYA THA...!!!

CHup CHaap tamasHa daikHay

CHup CHaap tamasHa daikHay ga boLa tHa zamana tHeek naHeen
KHamosH sitaroon ko takna aur aansoon bHana tHeek naHeen
Main jHooti sacHi baatoon se kHud ko beHLa Longeen Lekin
MiLna Hee naHeen to sacH boLo fursat ka bHana tHeek naHeen

THora tHora sacH THora tHora jHoot

THora tHora sacH
THora tHora jHoot
Yun
Hamare piyar ki
bunyaad rakHi gai
THori si
GHaLat feHmi
THora sa kHauf-e-zamana
Yun Hamare piyar ki
PHir saakH tori gai..

(Nuzhat Shah)