Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga


Santa:Pilot

Teacher :Q


S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

My wedding is going to happen

Santa:My wedding is going to happen

Banta:Whats the problem now.?

Santa:My wife did'nt know it...!

Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha

Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
.
.
.
.
Gadhe Ne Kaha
Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."

If you reveal your secrets to the wind

If you reveal your secrets to the wind,

you should not blame

the wind for revealing

them to the trees

~Khalil Gibran

lamha lamha mera is'dukh'main'basar'hota ha

lamha lamha mera is'dukh'main'basar'hota hai"faraz"

k zindagi'bohut'kam hai'tujhy'"chahny"k liye,,,,

phir yahan kya maray hone ka jawaz

phir yahan kya maray hone ka jawaz!!!!

gahr nahein koi muntazir mera,,,,

utrane hi nahi dati mujh par koi afat

utrane hi nahi dati mujh par koi afat.

meri duwaon ne aasman ko rok rakha hai.

hajoom-e-khawab

hajoom-e-khawab se jab kabhi fursat mile tum ko"faraz"

agar samjho munasib to humain bhi yaad kar lena.

kya chupaye ga naqab

kya chupaye ga naqab us k shaba ko GHALIB...

nigah-e-ishq se pathar bhi toot jate hain..

It Feels Good To

It Feels Good To
Stand On Ground
And
Watch Up High
At Your Aim
But
It Feels Best
When You Stand
Up High
And
Other Watch U As
Their Aim ...

Those Who Appear In Your Life

Those Who Appear
In Your Life
Wether To Help Or
To Harm You Are
All Given By GOD
Meet All Of Them With
A Peaceful Heart But
With A Warrior's Spirit
You'll Fail Many Times
But
In Failing You'll Learn
And In Learning You'll
Find Your Way.
Remember There Are
No Mistakes In Life
Only Lessons &
Lessons Will Keep
Repeating Themselves On
Until Learned ... (:

Dnt b disappointed if d

Dnt b disappointed if d
world refuses 2 help U
Remember d words by
Einstein
"I m thankful 2 all those
who said NO. Its bcoz of
them I did it myself ... "

Jab Apne WALDAIN Ko

Jab Apne WALDAIN Ko
Koi Cheez Do Tou Is
Trha Jese Koi
GHULAM Apne AAQA k
Samny Paish Krta Hy"

Hazrat Imam Jaffar (R.A)

Logo'n K Khauf Se Haq

Logo'n K Khauf Se Haq
Baat Kehne Se Na Ruko
Kyun k
Na Tou Koi Maut Ko
Qareeb Ker Skta Hy
Aur
Na Koi Rizq Ko Duur
Kr Skta Hy ...

Hazrat Ali (R.A)

My Frequency Of

My Frequency Of
Messaging May Be
Less
But
The Time Period
I Remember You
Is More ...

That's Why Science
Says ..
"Frequency Is Inversely
Proportional To Time .." :)

F R I E N S H I P

F R I E N S H I P
Is Like Smell
You Can Never
Touch It
But
If You Want
You Can Easily Feel It ... :)

Suppose One morning

Suppose One morning
You Never Wake-up
Do All You Friends Know
You Love Them ??
Sometimes I LOVE YOU
Can Heal & Bless
So Tell Your Friends This
3 Little Words & See
What It Can Do ...
So Just In-case I Die
Tonight ..

~ I LOVE YOU ALL ~ (:

I've Got So Many

I've Got So Many
Idiotic Aspects
May Be
I'm A Sinner
May Be
I Dnt Knw
What Is Mannerism
May Be
I m Self-Obsessed
Rude,
Pathetic,
&
Groggy
But
Coming To Think Abt
My Buddies I Think Tht
My Choice Is The Best
In The World ... :)

Dedicated To All
My Buddies *.*

When Prepare To

When Prepare To
Travel Lay Out
All Your Clothes
&
All Your Money,
Then
Half The Clothes
&
Twice The Money ...

[ Susan Heller ]

Karachi's Girls.

Karachi's Girls.

1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro'n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro'n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->

45 Saal ka aadmi Larki

45 Saal ka aadmi Larki
dekhne gaya
Larki ki maa be-hosh ho
gai

Jab hosh aaya
Tou waja poochi !!

Tou Maa boli 25 saal
pehle Ye mujhy bhi
dekhny aaya tha ... ;->

Plz Is SMS Ko Itna

Plz Is SMS Ko Itna
Send Kro k Meri Honay
Wali BIWI Tak Pohanch
Jaye


" Jaan Tum Kahan
Rehti Ho
Apna Adress Tou
Bata Do ... "

Plz Meri Madad Kare'n
=_= HuMaYuN=_= .. ;->

A MARRIED WOMAN'S POEM

~ A MARRIED WOMAN'S
POEM ~

He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->

Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi

Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi
Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy,


Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye
Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein
Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha,


Ye Sab Karachi Se Ayen Hen
Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.= P ;->

TV on kro

TV on kro.
Multan main girls colleges me larai ho rahi hai

Sub girl lar rahi han

Sub keh rahi hain "hAmY" maira hai
.
.
Uff ye larkiyan b na.... ;-)

Newton's law of load shedding

Newton's law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WAPDA remains constant".

"Our Character

"Our

Character

Is

What

We

Do

When

We

Think

No

One

Is

Looking"

Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe Jawab Nhe Hai

Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hy

Jab Insaan ko Piyar hota hai

Q:
Jab Insaan ko Piyar hota hai to woo Sheesha (Mirror) kyn ziyaada dekhta hai?

Reply is Must..!!
Send this msg 2 all your friends and get amazing Replies..!!
But Reply me First of All..

Auroon se Manga kuch na mila sirf Zillat mili

Auroon se Manga kuch na mila sirf Zillat mili..!!

Allah Sey Manga sub Kuch mila Sath Izzat mili..!!

Aye Bandey Maang usii sey jo deta hai khushi sy..!!

Aur phir kehta nahin kisi sey....!!

Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karn

Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!

Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na krna,

Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!

Uski Fikar main Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna:)

Mere Hum Safar Kisi Roz tu

Mere Hum Safar Kisi Roz tu
mere paas a mere ru ba ru

kisi roz sun meri guftagu
meri chahato me base huye

mere ansuon se bhare huye
meri shab k lamhe shumaar kar

meri zindagi na azaab kar
woh lafz tere jo nayab hon

wohi lafz mere naam kar
mujhe leke tu kahin door chal

zara haath mera tham kar
mere hum saafr kisi roz tu

mere pas a mere ru ba ru
meri khawahishon ko umeed de

meri zindagi ko naveed de

Give me a Title..

Give me a Title..

-Thief of Hearts..
-Inner Beauty..
-Source of Smile
-Romantic :-)
-beautiful Soul..
-Fun Bomb..
-Sensitive..
-Mr.Attitude..

Reply Is Must..!!
Be Honestly,

ik haseen jheel ke jaisi hain tumhari ankhein

ik haseen jheel ke jaisi hain tumhari ankhein
dill ko betaab sa karti hain tumhari baatein

kitna tanha sa karti hain tumhari baatein
kitna tanha sa main rehta hoon shab bhar

raat bhar sone nahi deti tumhari yaadein

zuban kahti hai sara qasoor uska tha

zuban kahti hai sara qasoor uska tha...

zameer kahta hai kuch zemadaar main bhi hon...

Love is like a knife

Love is like a knife,

it can stab the heart or

it can carve wonderful images

into the soul that will last a lifetime

Life is like a fingerprint

Life is like a fingerprint

that can't be changed,

so make the

best impression with it.

The gem cannot be polished

The gem cannot be polished

without friction,

nor man perfected

without trials."

gbrob

*//G\\*
*\\o//*
*//o\\*
*\\d//*
*//N\\*
*\\i//*
*//g\\*
*\\h//*
*//t\\*
*\\ //*

Qasid paygham-e-shoq ko itna na kar taweel

Qasid paygham-e-shoq ko itna na kar taweel
Bas itna keh dena k aankhein taras gai hein.

Rok detey hein shariat k takazey warna

Rok detey hein shariat k takazey warna
Mei tera ziqer sab se afzal kar don.

Birthday Message For Wife

Birthday Message For Wife

You look more beautiful

today than

the day I

first met you.

Happy Birthday Sweet Heart.

Birthday Message for Dad

Birthday Message for Dad

Thanks for all the support

that you have given to me.

Happy birthday to my favorite Daddy.

Thank you for being

Thank you for being

a kind and caring Father.

I love you Dad.

Happy Birthday Dad.

Birthday Message for a Friend

Birthday Message for a Friend

Side by side or miles apart
True friends are always close to your heart
Whether you're turning five or fifty-three
You know that I'm a true friend because you're here beside me
I'm here, right now, on your special day
So lets give a cheer for you, hip, hip, hooray!

Birthday Message for a Boss

Birthday Message for a Boss

It's nice to work for someone who knows

the secret to being a good manager...

being a good person.

Happy Birthday boss,

keep up the good work.

13th Birthday Messages

13th Birthday Messages

Welcome to the teens.

You're not a kid anymore.

Happy Coming of Age.

Happy 13th Birthday.

18th Birthday Messages

18th Birthday Messages

I cried on my 18th birthday.

I thought 17 was such a nice age.

You're young enough to

get away with things,

but you're old enough too.

21st Birthday Messages

21st Birthday Messages

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Now that you're legal
The first round is on you

25th Birthday Messages

25th Birthday Messages

Wow, you're twenty five.
Can't believe your still alive.

Congratulations,

you've made it to a quarter of a century.

Happy Quarter of a Century!

30th Birthday Messages

30th Birthday Messages

Don't think of it as your 30th Birthday

It's really the 10th anniversary

Happy 30th Birthday.
of your 20th Birthday.

40th Birthday Messages

40th Birthday Messages

What most persons consider as virtue,

after the age of 40

is simply a loss of energy.

Happy 40th Birthday!

50th Birthday Messages

50th Birthday Messages

The years between fifty and seventy
are the hardest.

You are always being asked to do things,

and yet you are not

decrepit enough

to turn them down

dil ko behlany ki batain meray qasid na karo

dil ko behlany ki batain meray qasid na karo.

saaf keh do vohi inkar hua chahta hai.

Us muqam per hun jahan na maal na naam ka charcha hai

Us muqam per hun jahan na maal na naam ka charcha hai

Apno se main b bichar gaya wohi qisaye aam ka charcha hai

Mout k dar per kara hun main jannat ki aas liye huwe

Zulam tou hai k haat mein mere apne amal ka parcha hai

Reply Is Must

Reply Is Must :

" Ager Zindagi Mai Kabhi Hamra Rabta Khatam Ho Jaye...

Tb,

Apko Meri Kya Baat Yaad Reh Jaye Gi..?

Serious Reply Is must .

Karachi Me 500

Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
0r
255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai





Kyn k














Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
K
"HumAyuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P

1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Mam- SO SWEET

BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..

Mother Independance

Mother
Independance
Father
Or
Valentine,

DAYS K Baad. .

Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,

Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.


Happy Khan's Day.;-)

She Is Kidding

She Is Kidding...




Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...

Evn though, I clutch my blanket n growl

Evn though, I clutch my blanket n growl
when de alarm rings.
Thank u, ALLAH,
that I can hear.
There r many,
who r deaf.

Evn though, I keep my eyes closed
against da morning lite as long as possible.
Thank u, ALLAH,
dat I can see.
Many r blind.

Evn though,
I huddle in my bed n put off rising.
Thank u ALLAH,
that I hav da strength to rise.
There r many,
who r bedridden.

Thanks a lot ALLAH for Ur uncountable blessings...\

Kya Aap Janty Hain

Kya Aap Janty Hain

2 Ankhon K Drmyan Kya Rishta Hai?

Jub Dekhti Hain To 1 Sath Dekhti Hain

Jub Muskrati Hain To 1 Sath Muskrati Hain

Jub Roti Hain To 1 Sath Roti Hain

Jub Band Hoti Hain To 1 Sath Band Hoti Hain

Jub-K Dono Ne 1 Dosry Ko Dekha Tak Nahi

PYAR HO TO ESA HO.

The Birds Woke Them Next Morning

The Birds Woke Them Next Morning,

Singing In The Trees,

Turned Into A Symphony,

By The Humming Of The Bess...*

=//Good Morning\\=

Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor Funny SMS

Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor

"HIMMAT FAN"

AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal, , ,



KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)

Heart Touching Lines By

Heart Touching Lines By

A True Lover 2 Hs Luv-


"In My Dream U R Mine.

Can A Kangaroo Jump

Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach

Main kitna intezar karoon

Main kitna intezar karoon...
Jab se tum ne milna chor diya he...
Khushbu ne bikharna chor diya he
Phoolon ne mehakna chor diya he...
Chiryun ne chehakna chor diya he...
Chan ne chamakna chor diya he...
Aur dil ne b darakna chor diya he...
Savan jane ko he...
Bahar aane ko he...
Phool khilne ko hain...
Sab dost milne ko hain...
Ab to aa jao...
PLZ...
Main bahut intezar karta hon...

Sochtey rehnay ki aadat hogayi

Sochtey rehnay ki aadat hogayi
chaunktey rehnay ki aadat hogayi

hijr ki raatoun k sung aankhoun ko bhi
jaagtey rehnay ki aadat hogayi

jaaney kia dur hayk apnay aap say
bhaagtey rehnay ki aadat hogayi

woh nahin lautey gaa phir kiyoon rehguzaar
daikhtey rehnay ki aadat hogayi

woh meray andar chupa hay or usay
boltey rehnay ki aadat hogayi~!

i Was So STUPID

i Was So

STUPID

To Think That May Be

For One Second

You Actully

Cared

Our beloved Prophet Muhammad Salla Allahu ta'ala 'alayhi wa Sallam said

Our beloved Prophet Muhammad Salla Allahu ta'ala 'alayhi wa Sallam said:

"The most hated person in the sight of Allah Subhanahu wa Ta'ala is the argumentative/quarrelsome person.

" Sahih Al-Bukhari

Shedding of blood will be the

Shedding of blood will be the

first matter about which judgement

will be given on the Day of Resurrection.

(Bukhari, Muslim)

YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO

YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p

Kiss tarhan ki cheez sey

Kiss tarhan ki cheez sey apko raat main daar lagta hia?
Apney doston sey pocho and get exciting answers..!!
but reply me 1st.

Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne

Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne
Husband Se Talaq Chaye Ha .

Judge Lkn Kyon ?

Bivi Ma Jo Bi Pakaow
Mera Husband Zid Karta Hai
Ma Bi Wohi Khow...:-P;->

muhabat k liye kuch dil makhsus hotay hain dost

muhabat k liye kuch dil makhsus hotay hain dost,



ye wo naghma nahi jo har saz par gaya jaye .........

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?



Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai



Police officer hans K bola:
Amma aina takaluf Q'n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.

Challenge

Challenge

Ek maa hy uska naam 3.2 hy
aur beti ka naam 4.2 hy
tou btao baap ka kya naam hoga
in numbers mein hi naam hy?

Answer : Its 2 Sur Name Of Both
Mother N Daughter

ab to aankhion main

ab to aankhion main simati nahi koi surat faraz,


kash mainy usay ghor se na dekha hota ....

hawa jab sard patton

hawa jab sard patton ko juda shakhon se karti hai,
to humain tum se bichar jana bhut yaad aata hai ....

U Maybe Tired of many greetings like

U Maybe Tired of many greetings like
Hi
Hello
Gud Morning
Gud Noon
Hav A nice day
and so on . . .

Now here's my simple fresh line

Can U smile 4 me once.:-)

KouN Rokh Sakta HaY

\"KouN Rokh Sakta HaY"


Lakh Zabt Khuwaish Kay.......!!

Beshumaar Da'woon Kay...!!

Us Ko Bhool Jany Kay...!!

Be Panah Iraday Hoon...!!

Aur Us MuhaBbAt Ko Tark Ker K Jeenay Ka...!!

Faisala Sunany Ko....

Kitny Lafz Sochy Hoon..!!

Dil Ko Iski Ahet Per....!!

Bermalaa DhareknaY say Koun Rokh Sakta Hay.....?!!!!

Baahon main teri ajj bikhar janay do Urdu Poetry SMS

Baahon main teri ajj bikhar janay do
Mehki saanso main mujhe utar janay do

Raat tanha or sard mosam hai
ajj apni saanson main mehak janay do

Shoq nazrOn ko sharam aati hai
Thartharatay lab ko lab se sil janay do

Bikhra huye gaisuu bikhra hua kajal hai
Ajj rooh ko rooh main samaa janay do

Raat thori aarman dil main baqi hain
Ajj bahOn main hi teri ko kat janay do..

Apna dil apni tabahi ka sabab hota hai

Apna dil apni tabahi ka sabab hota hai,

Yeh Muhabbat ka zamana b ajeeb hota hai,

Kon c baat ney kis shakhs ka dil tor diya,

Bolney waley ko ehsas hi kab hota hai..

Weather Report Mein Bataya Gya Hai

Weather Report Mein Bataya Gya Hai
k Yeh Taiz Hawa Apne Sath Sub
Bagirton Ko ley Jay Gi
Is Ley Ap Chaat Per Maze Lene Na Ana
Warna Kidnap Ho Jo Gay...=P;->

Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga

Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga






Kyun K




Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->

Molti Foam Ki Advertisemet Me Bachi Dua Krti Hai

Molti Foam Ki Advertisemet Me Bachi Dua Krti Hai

"AY Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain,
Ay Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain"
Samjh Nahi Aati
Slamti Ki Dua
Foam K Metress Se Bachnay Ki Hai Ya Mom Se???

Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha

Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???

Doosrey dost ne kaha

Larka Maamu ban jata hy

Or
Larki Phuppho..,

Surah: NISA Ayat:86

(Surah: NISA Ayat:86)

"Aur Jab Koi Tumhen Dua Salam
Kary To Usko Us Se Behtar Dua
Do Ya Phr Usi Tarah K Alfaz Keh Do".

Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai
K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''

HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!

Jab lite band hoti hai

Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)

Zinda raha to tumhara hi

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)

Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin

Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.

Apple:
Lemon:
Orange:
Grape:
Mango:
Strawbery:
Watermelon:
Pineaple:
Banana:
Chery:







Or Dukan Sy Khared Kr Khaen:-

Nights are totally sleepless

Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!

Happy load sheding.

Khush Khabri

Khush Khabri...???
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Sharam ani chahey
Pakistan me rehte ho or Khush khabri ki Umeed rakhe hoye ho
kamal hai yar ;->

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Happy Loadshading...=P;->

Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar

Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,


Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,


Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti





Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!

Koi ata hy yaad bht sone se phle

Koi ata hy yaad bht sone se phle

jo cheen leta hy ansu mre rone se phle

phr rhta hy raat bhr wo esey samne

mai aksr chal prta hun uska hath thamne

Ab neend b aye to mai sona nhi chahta

Kisi qeemat pe b mai usko khona nhi chahta

Ho jaey wo kash mera muje khone se phle

jo ata hy yaad bht sone se phle

Dedicated to Ma Love

Faqaat is gham sey Hum ne Diniya hi Choor di

Faqaat is gham sey Hum ne Diniya hi Choor di Faraz..!!

K Matric Fail Zardari Ab Hum pey Hakummat kar raha hai..!!

shajar tab hi lagana jab zameenon ko parakh lena"MOHSIN" har ek mitti ki fitrat mein wafadari nahi hoti....

shajar tab hi lagana jab zameenon ko parakh lena"MOHSIN"

har ek mitti ki fitrat mein wafadari nahi hoti....

tumhare"sard"lehje ne humein "chonka"diya warna

tumhare"sard"lehje ne humein "chonka"diya warna.

"muhabbat"mein muhabbat se to dhoka"kha rahe the hum.

nhi sajde kiye hum ne kabhi ghairon ki chokat pe

nhi sajde kiye hum ne kabhi ghairon ki chokat pe..

hamen jitni zarorat ho KHUDA se maang lete hain..

wo kon sa sentence hy jis main

wo kon sa sentence hy jis main
A to Z alphabates atay hai Reply on
my Number if u r well mind girl or guy.

Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->

T r u t h

~ T r u t h ~

Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way ... ;->

They Said

They Said ...

There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...

Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later

"SWINE FLU" ... ;->

Want To Go USA

Want To Go USA

Here's A Chance For You

Mr.Obama Is Waiting
For You To Be In
White House

Get Ready

Because

He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter ;)

Ek Pathan Apne

Ek Pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???


Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao'n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->

If You Keep Your

If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...























You'll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->

Sach Sach Btao

Judge - Sach Sach
BtaoTum Ne Apni Biwi
Per Kis Waja Se Haath
Uthaya Tha

Mulzim - 3 Baato'n Ki
Waja Se
1. Us ki Kamar Meri
Taraf Thi
2. Us k Haath Me Belan
Nhi Tha
3. Aur Sab Se Bari
Waja, Mere Bhaagne k
Liye Darwaza Khula
Tha ... ;->

I m home

I m home, Please
call
I m work, Please call
I m in a meeting, Call
Me later at
Meeting is cancelled
I m late
See U in
See U at



Pareshan Na Ho
Templates Send
Kiye Hyn ...

A man was lost alone

A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed

Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..

khosh raho jawanon

khosh raho jawanon...khosh raho jawano...magar apnay kharchay par rehna... kahin idhar na daikhna.

main kase kisi ko apni

main kase kisi ko apni sooch ka mahwar bana leta..

jis shakhs ko main ne kitabon ki terha prdha hai..

tere shahr ki baraish

tere shahr ki baraish bhi bardi ajeeb hai faraz.

badil ka husan drkha kar barsti nahi...

tohmatain nto lagti raheen roz he hum per

tohmatain nto lagti raheen roz he hum per""SAJID""

magar jo subsy haseen ilzam tha wo uska naam tha...

Faqeer-1 rupay ka

Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !

Sahab-Aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang

Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab

Sahab-Abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->

kal tak jo kehtay thay

kal tak jo kehtay thay k ronaq-e-mehfil tujh se hy"faraz"

aaj wohi mujh se ulajhte hain k tu mehfil me na aaya kar.

nigahoon se qatal kar dalo

nigahoon se qatal kar dalo,
na ho takleef dono ko,"'GHALIB"'

tumhain khanjar uthaney ki,humain gardan jhukaney ki....

karta rahun gunah har mokay pay besaba

karta rahun gunah har mokay pay besabab.....



kitna RAHEEM hai WO ik tooba pe chor day ....!

Aziyyat , maseebat , mlamat , balaein

Aziyyat , maseebat , mlamat , balaein
Tere ishq mein hum ne kia kia na dekha

Wafa kartay thay to koi pouchta na tha

Wafa kartay thay to koi pouchta na tha .....

aik harkat bewafai ki hamain mashur kar gai ....!

kehnay ko uss se Ishq ki tafseer hay bohat

kehnay ko uss se Ishq ki tafseer hay bohat

parh le to sirf aankh ki tehreer hay bohat

Abu Hurairah RaziAllahuanhu reported

Abu Hurairah RaziAllahuanhu reported: I heard the Prophet Sallahoalaihewassallam saying, "A person utters a word thoughtlessly (i.e., without thinking about its being good or not) and, as a result of this, he will fall down into the fire of Hell deeper than the distance between the east and the west.''[Al-Bukhari and Muslim].

A Good Plan For

A Good Plan For
Today Is Better
Than A Great
Plan For Tomorrow
Look Backward With
Satisfaction
And
Look Forward With
Confidence ...

Good Morning (:

Love Is Common

Love Is Common
Emotion That Comes
To Everyone

If You Get Whom
You Love
That's Achievement

And

If You Get Who
Loves You
That's Life ... :)

"Don't Show So Much

"Don't Show So Much
Of Care To Anyone


Because


It Creates A
Non-Curable Pain
When
They Start Avoiding
You ...... "

Insaan Ko Beemar Ker

" Insaan Ko
Beemar Ker
Dene Wali
Cheezo'n Mein
Se Ek Cheez
Dosto'n Ki
Judai Hy .. "

Hazrat Ali R.A

Aur Namaz Parhty

Aur Namaz Parhty
Raho Aur Zakat Dete
Raho Aur ALLAH k
RASOOL {S.A.W} k
Farman Pe Chalte Raho
Ta Tum Per Meherbani
Aur Rehmat Ki Jaye

(Surah Al-noor :56)

Hadess

~*~ Hadess ~*~

ALLAH Se Haath Utha
ker Dua Maanga Kro
k Hathelio'n Ka Rukh
Saamne Ho, Haath Ultey
Ker k Na Maanga Kro
Aur
Dua Kr Chulo Tou Uth'tay
Huey Haatho'n Ko Chehry
Per Pher Lo ...

[Abu Daud]

Agar Tawak'kal Seekhna

Agar Tawak'kal Seekhna
Hy Tou Parindo'n Se
Seekho
k
Jab Wo Shaam Ko
Ghar Wapis Jatey Hyn
Tou Inki Chonch Mein
Kal k Liye Koi Dana
Nahi Hota ...

Shaikh Sa'adi

It is easy to have faith

It is easy to have faith
in yours if when you
are a winner
What you've got to
have is faith and
discipline when you are
not yet a winner ...

Even Though, I Clutch My Blanket n Growl

Even Though, I Clutch
My Blanket n Growl
When The Alarm Rings
Thank You ALLAH, That
I Can Hear
There Are Many
Who Are Deaf ...

Even Though I Keep My
Eyes Closed Against
The Morning Light As
Long As Possible
Thank You ALLAH
That I Can See
Many Are Blind

Even Though, I Huddle In
My Bed n Put Off
Rising.
Thank You ALLAH
That I've The Strenght
To Rise
There Are Many
Who Are Bedridden

Thanks ALLAH For
Uncountable
Blessings ...

MUHABAT KHOUF HOTI HAI

MUHABAT KHOUF HOTI HAI

Kbhi Nadan Krti He
Kbhi Heran Krti He

MUJHE MALOM HAI SHAYD

Boht Nuksan Krti He
Ye Ghar Weeran Karti Hai

Jaha Hon Ronaqin Zinda
Wo Dil Sunsan Krti He

Mgr Ab Sun Mere Humdam
Mujhe Krni Muhabt He

Muhabt Wo Haqeqt He
Jo Dil Abaad Karti He

Sbhi Ko Shad Krti He
Marron Ko Yad Krti He

Muhabt Khof Kb Se He
Muhabt Rog Kb Se He

Ye Marhm He Maseha Ka
Ye Depak He Paretm Ka

Chalo Acha Hua Jana

Gaya Mai Jan Ye Jana
Suno Phr Ghor Sy Jana

Mjy Tm Sy Mohabbt He
Mohabt Tm Sy Hi Krni He

ANS is

ANS is:
A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->

Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha

Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..

Wah Wah...!

Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..

Aao
Mithi Mithi Batein Karein
"AAM"
Ki Tarha..

HAPPY
MANGO SEASON.

Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Mre DiL Mai Bani Murat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Yun Mat Kaho Mra Dost BANDAR Jsa Hai

U Kaho BANDAR Ki Surat Mere dost Jc Hai!.. ;->

DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE

DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
Khud hE LAmbi cALL kAron "PAppu" , , ,

LEkin MErE DAmAn mE MiSS CaLL
k siwA kuCh Bhi nAhi... ;->

Arz kArtA hy..

"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..

TEri YAAd mE HuM itnA Kho gAyE..

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

POTTY kArtAy kArtAy wAhiN Soo gAyE... ;->

MErE GhAr 12wAn BAchA pedA hoNE wALA hy

PAthAn 2 BosS: MErE GhAr 12wAn BAchA pedA hoNE wALA hy
LihAzA MEri TAnkhwAh bArhAi jAyE!

BoSS: YAAr MEri bAAt suNo MAiN ApNi FActory ChALAon yA TuMhAri... ;->

AgAr AapKo ZAmEEn sE 1OO Rupee

AgAr AapKo ZAmEEn sE 1OO Rupee MiLAin tou kAbhi Bhi ApNi NeeyAt kO khArAb mAt KijiyE,

BALkE Un PAison sE kiSi QAreEbi DukAn sE MErE NuMbEr pAr
'EASY LOAD' kArwAdAiN..

ALLAH AppKo 200 Or degA . . . =P ;->

Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya

sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->

Sakoon e dill k liyye Ishq toh bahaana tha

Sakoon e dill k liyye Ishq toh bahaana tha
Wagarna thak k kahin toh thehar hi jana tha

Being Single Is So

Being Single Is So
Lovely & So Lucky !!!
It Has Its Own Charm

Even If Somebody Asks
Why r U Single ?
Just Tell Them
"God Is
Writing d Best Love
Story Ever 4 Me "



Send Thi sSingle Msg
To All Ur Single Frndz
& Let Them Know Its
Great Time Buddy

~*~ Happy
Uncommitted Life ~*~ ;->

2 choozo'n ko pyar ho jata hy

2 choozo'n ko pyar ho
jata hy
Jab dono'nbaray ho
Jaty hyn tou unko pata
chalta hy k dono'n
Murghay hyn ...







Moral :

Choti Umar Mein Pyar
Nahi Kerna Chahiye ... ;->

Always Smile Because

Always Smile
Because
Our Faces Are
The Best Billboards
Where The Ads Of Life
Are Seen ... :)

A 10 Years Old Boy Went

A 10 Years Old Boy Went
To An Ice-cream Shop
& Asked How Much A
Cone Costs ???
Waiter Said Rs: 15 Rs
The Boy Started
Counting How Much He
Had In His Wallet ...
Then He Asked
How Much A Small Cup
Cost?
Waiter Said: 12 Rs
The Boy Asked For A
Small Cup , He Had It
And Paid The Bill & Left
When The Waiter Came
To Pick The Empty Cup ,
He Was Touched. The Boy
Had Left 3 Rs Coins As
Tip For Him ...

... Moral ...
Try Giving
Something To Everyone
Out Of Whatever Little
You Have ...

The smallest gestures

The smallest gestures
that go right to the
Heart ...

A Smile from a
stranger when U r
lost in crowd

An old friend calling
from distant land
just 2 say 'I Miss U'

The touch of mother's
hand on Ur forehead
when U r unable 2
sleep

Friend asking U Wh8z
wrong U thought
no one noticed

A hand on Ur shoulder
when it feels like the
world is against U

An unexpected, but
badly needed Hug from
the 1 U love the most

I Pray
U Get All These
When U Need ... (:

Daddy no one can decribe

Daddy no one can decribe
in words what a father means.

Happy fathers day daddy,
And remember i love you.

Being a great father is like shaving

Being a great father is like shaving.

No matter how good you shaved today,

you have to do it again tomorrow.

Faqat is liye hum ne Mehfilon

Faqat is liye hum ne Mehfilon main jana choor diya hia Faraz..

K koi Poch he na ley "Aap ka Result kab aa raha hai"??

ek nazar daikh mere zarf-e-muhabat ki taraf

ek nazar daikh mere zarf-e-muhabat ki taraf,

hum ne dil de k khareeda gham-e-tanhai ko....

pehli mulaqaat thi aur hum dono hi be bass thy

pehli mulaqaat thi aur hum dono hi be bass thy FARAZ.

wo zulfain na sambhal paaye aur hum khud ko...

saqi ko gila hy k bikti nhi sharab

saqi ko gila hy k bikti nhi sharab,,,

ek tera naam hy k hosh mein aane nahi deta,,,

Help Those Who are In The Lower Hal

"Help Those Who are In The Lower Half..

"Because May b In the Next Turn You Will Need Their Help..!!

Have you ever seen a lie detector

Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?

Santa: Yes, I married her!

Birth is first of life

Birth is first of life,
beauty is art of life,
death is last of life,
friend ship is heart of life

day night I Saw

wife:-2day
night I Saw a
dream dat u were
sendng me
Jewelry

Husband :Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bill..!

Covert into Hindi

Teacher:Covert into Hindi

"I SAW A FILM"

Sardar: "Teacher ne 'A' film dekhi"

Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth

Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth..
.
.
.
But Unfortunately earth is Round!!

her juram meri zaat se mansoob huwa hai

her juram meri zaat se mansoob huwa hai faraz,

kya mare sawa shahr main masoom hai sare.

kal shub mujhe be shakal

kal shub mujhe be shakal ki awaz ne chonka deya.

main ne kaha tu kon hai us ne kaha awargi.

dastak bhi de raha hon

dastak bhi de raha hon tu khali makan per.

or muntazir bhi hon kh abhi aye gi sada.

meri taqdeer may ruswayi

meri taqdeer may ruswayi agar likh di hay
phir mujhay apni muhabbat may hi ruswayi day

Aya nhi wo lab pe abi raaz-e-muhabat, Goonj uthi hr traf saaz-e-muhabat, Dil torte b hen humen chahte b hen, Ab tak smajh na paye hum ye andaaz-e-m

Aya nhi wo lab pe abi raaz-e-muhabat,

Goonj uthi hr traf saaz-e-muhabat,

Dil torte b hen humen chahte b hen,

Ab tak smajh na paye hum ye andaaz-e-muhabat…!

Woh Ishq jo hum se rooth

Woh Ishq jo hum se rooth geyya ab uss ka haal batayyen kiya
koi meher nahi koi qeher nahi phir sachha shayr sunayyen kiya

neend ko aankhain

neend ko aankhain krib hone nhe deti.

achi hai uski yaad jo sone nhe deti.

srif samundar hi

srif samundar hi py moqoof nahi madd-o-jazar..faraz.

chand to dil mein bhi toofaan utha deta hay,,,

tujhe khawabon me mujhse

tujhe khawabon me mujhse aksar log cheen lete hain mohsin.

suna ha khwabon ki tabeer ulti huea krti hay..

main dhoop dhoop musafat main jis k sath rah

main dhoop dhoop musafat main jis k sath raha"mohsin"

zara si chaon main us ne bhula diya hy mujhy...

Is se bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he

Is se bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he Faraz
Washroom ke lote me koi tehzab dal gaya

Hamesha Sachay

Hamesha Sachay "DOST"
Ko Saath Mein Rakho

Kyun k

Wo "Aazmaish"
k Dino'n Mein
"Sarmaya"

Aur

"Buray" Dino'n
Mein "Muhafiz"
Hota Hy ...

Sub se slow baat karne ka guines world

Sub se slow baat karne ka guines world record kiske pas hy..?



Socho.









Or socho.






Ni pta.?.




"ALTAF BHAI."

1 min mei sirf 3 word bolta hy ;->

When a Man holds a Woman's hand

When a Man holds a Woman's hand

Before marriage,
ITS LOVE;

After Marriage

Its SELF DEFENCE... ;->

Mein ik mrtaba shikar pay gaya

Shikari dost say: Mein ik mrtaba shikar pay gaya or SHER say saamna hua,wo meray peechay bhaagnay laga,mein b bhaagnay laga or bhaagtay bhaagtay thak gaya to ruka, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya. Mein phr bhaaga or phr thak k ruk gaya, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya.

Shikari dost say:Agr tu meri jgha hota to kya krtay?

Dost:Meri to dar k maaray potti hee nikal jati!

Shikari: Hanstay huay,to SHER itni dair say phisal ks pay rha tha... =P ;->

Sharaab pene do masjid main baith kar

Sharaab pene do masjid main baith kar,
Ya wo jaga bata jaha par khuda nahe..
(Ghalib),

Masjid khuda ka ghar hai pene ki jaga nahe,
Kafer k dil main ja waha pr khuda nahe..
(Iqbal) ;->

Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho

Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho



Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->

maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he

Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?

Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->

Ek sardar apni unparh maa se

Ek sardar apni unparh maa se
"Maa mein sunday ko pakistan aa raha hon"
Maa:
wa potar looki jahaz te aande ne
.
.
tu sunday te awain ga.

Translate into english

Translate into english.

"wo meri nawasi hai".

Pathan:
"She is my

Eighty Nine".

Mei tou bus yuhi family ke

Mei tou bus yuhi family ke sath tv dekh raha tha "PAppu"


Ankhein sharam se neechäy ho gai jub suna hum ne


'This song is brought to you by touch condom.. ;->

Raqs karney ka mila hukum

Raqs karney ka mila hukum
jo darya'aoun mei,
Hum ne khush
ho k bhanwar baandh liye paa'oun
mei . .

Hosla kis mei hai Yousaf ki kharidaari ka,
Ab to mehngaai k charchay hain Zulekha'aoun mei . .

Wo KHUDA hai, Kisi tootay huye dil mei hoga,
Masjidoon mei usay doondh, Na kaleesa'aoun mei . .

Hum ko aapas mein Mohabat nahi karney dete,
Ek yehi aib hai is shehar k daana'aun mei . . . ;->

Tharki bacho k leye elan e aam

Tharki bacho k leye elan e aam
kiya jata hai k
zong ki new add per yakeen mat karen
jis me bachiya apna number batati hain.
wo sb numbr ksi k istamal me nae ;-)

Think

=Think=
> A Deobandi Doesn't Send His Son 2 Barelvi School.
> A Barelvi Doesn't Send His Son 2 Deobandi Madrasa.
> Sunni Doesn't Allow His Son 2 Play with a Shia Child.
> Shia Keeps His Son Away From Sunni School of Thought.

But ... !
All of Them Send Them 2 a Christian School Proudly.

QURAN E PAK main kuch khubsurat duain

QURAN E PAK main kuch khubsurat duain


1. Ae Mere RUB! Beshak tu jo bhi bhalai meri tarf utarey ga main uska mohtaaj hoon
(ALQASAS-24)

2. Ae mere RUB! Main tujhe pukar kay kabhi mehroom nahi raha
(ALMARIYAM-4)

3. Ae mere RUB! mere liye apne pas jannat main ghar bana dijiay
(ALTEHREEM-11)
AMEEN

UDas Karna UDas Hona

UDas Karna
UDas Hona

Na DOR Rehna!
Na Paas Hona,

Woh aahaton Ka sunai Dena

or Mujh Ko Tera Qayas Hona,

Acha Lagta hai
Tujh say MiLNA!

Mujh Ko Tera Libaas Hona

Main aankhon aankhon main sab Kahon ga..!

Kuch Tum bhi ishara shanaas Hona..!

Meri yadon say Batain Karna,

Jab kabhi Tum UDas Hona.

Faisala tum ko bhool jane ka

Faisala tum ko bhool jane ka,

ik niaya khawab hei dewane ka.

Wo mujh se bichar ha to

Wo mujh se bichar ha to usy khus rahnay do Muhsin.....
Mujh se Mill kar us ka Uddas hona mujhay acha nahin lagta..

pichly baras tha khoof

pichly baras tha khoof tujhe kho na doon kahin

ab k baras ye dua hai tera samna na ho

Husn Jab Mehr’Baan Ho to Kyaa Keejiye

Husn Jab Mehr’Baan Ho to Kyaa Keejiye,

Ishq Kii Magfirat Kii Du’aa Keejiye...

ek lafaz mohabbat

ek lafaz mohabbat ka adna yeh fasana hay
Simtay toh dil e aashiq phaylay toh zamana hay

hay ishq k maaron

hay ishq k maaron ka itna hi fasana hay
ronay ko nahi koi hansnay ko zamana hay

One father is

One
father
is
more
than
a
hundred
School
masters.

Thank you for being a great dad to us

Thank you for being a great dad to us!
Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart.
I miss you Daddy…
Happy Father’s day!

No, one take place of your father

No, one take place of your father.
He is only to protect you and work for you in day and night.
No one came better for you but your father.
Happy Father Day

Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae

Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..


beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;->

In Moti LArkyuN sE kEh do

In Moti LArkyuN sE kEh do Mujh sE Dur hE rAhAin "PAppu" , , ,



"MujhE Doctor nE bArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi... ;->

Aik pathan dusre se

Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->

SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala

SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.

1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"

TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"

Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya

Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,

memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila

kion??









memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->

qareeb maut khari hai zaraa thahar jao

qareeb maut khari hai zaraa thahar jao
qazaa se aankh lari hai zaraa thahar jao

thaki thaki si fazaayen bujhe bujhe taare
bari udaas ghari hai zaraa thahar jao

nahin ummeed ki ham aaj ki sahar dekhen
ye raat ham pe kari hai zaraa thahar jao

abhi na jao ke taaron kaa dil dharaktaa hai
tamaam raat pari hai zaraa thahar jao

phir is ke baad kabhi ham na tum ko rokenge
labon pe saans ari hai zaraa thahar jao

dam-e-firaaq mein ji bhar ke tum ko dekh to luun
ye faisale kii ghari hai zaraa thahar jao X

Love never Dies

Love never Dies..

It remains forever

&


forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...


Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)

One Day Teeth and Tongue

One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..


Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"


Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->

FuNnY bUt TrUe

FuNnY bUt TrUe


A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "

Zardari Ab Chup Ka Roza Rakhain ge

Zardari Ab Chup Ka Roza Rakhain ge
Or Kabhi Nahi Bolein ge,

kyun K Zardari Ne Suna Hai,

"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"

aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0

Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->

Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p

What is the advantage

What is the advantage for unmarried people??
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Think!
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Haar maanì?
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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!
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Mera number hai

Mera number hai
0321-6307893
aur mera netw0rk hai,

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Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata
k main zong use kar0n;-)