Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.
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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Aisay Ghar mein Reh raha
Aisay Ghar mein Reh raha hon Daikh lay Be-Shak Koi.. . .
Jis k Darwazay ki Qismat mein Nahi Dastak Teri.
Jis k Darwazay ki Qismat mein Nahi Dastak Teri.
Nahi Hai MOHSIN ko
~Nahi Hai MOHSIN ko tUm se shikwa tmhari Aisi sitamgeri ka
k tUm ko daras-e- wafa mila hai udaas rehna udaas Rakhna~
k tUm ko daras-e- wafa mila hai udaas rehna udaas Rakhna~
Usay mere marny
Usay mere marny
ki khabar na dena
<==MOHSIN==>
k agar wo ro para
to ye dil
phir se Dhark uthay ga.
ki khabar na dena
<==MOHSIN==>
k agar wo ro para
to ye dil
phir se Dhark uthay ga.
Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai
Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!
Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen
Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?
Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!
Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen
Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?
Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->
DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna
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___/_DON_\___
[_(@)______(@)
DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.
Kyon?
Kyon K
Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. :-)
___/_DON_\___
[_(@)______(@)
DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.
Kyon?
Kyon K
Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. :-)
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?
Barish Ki Pehli Boond?
Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?
Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?
Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?
Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?
Ya
Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?
Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)
Barish Ki Pehli Boond?
Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?
Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?
Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?
Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?
Ya
Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?
Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)
Hazaaron Mashghaly Hain
Hazaaron Mashghaly Hain Jo Mujhy Masroof Rakhty Hain....
Mgr Mohsin Woh Aesa Hai K Phr Bhi Yaad Aata Hy....
Mgr Mohsin Woh Aesa Hai K Phr Bhi Yaad Aata Hy....
Ye dastur e zaban bandi hy kesI teri mehfil main
*"Ye dastur e zaban bandi hy kesI teri mehfil main!"*
*Iqbal*...
*"Yahan to baat karny ko tarasty hai zaban meri"*.
*Iqbal*...
*"Yahan to baat karny ko tarasty hai zaban meri"*.
Sham ko parindo ki trah laut atey
Sham ko parindo ki trah laut atey
"HUM"
Muntazir koi ager hamara hota,
Chand taro ki talb kise thi ?
Bs roshni k liye ek sitara hota,
"HUM" mein shayd koi kami thi warna ?
Zaroor koi tarf daar hamara hota,
Dunya k logo ki tamanna kise thi ?
Hum ne chaha
bs ek "WOH" hamara hota.
"HUM"
Muntazir koi ager hamara hota,
Chand taro ki talb kise thi ?
Bs roshni k liye ek sitara hota,
"HUM" mein shayd koi kami thi warna ?
Zaroor koi tarf daar hamara hota,
Dunya k logo ki tamanna kise thi ?
Hum ne chaha
bs ek "WOH" hamara hota.
Is Tarah Nahatay Hain
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Is Tarah Nahatay Hain.
EID Aa Rahi Hai.
Tareeqa Seekh Lo.
1 Saal Main Banda Bhool Jata Hai. :-)
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;_/ \_, .
Is Tarah Nahatay Hain.
EID Aa Rahi Hai.
Tareeqa Seekh Lo.
1 Saal Main Banda Bhool Jata Hai. :-)
Beautiful Girls Don't Like
Beautiful Girls Don't Like to Study Because....
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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.
Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)
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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.
Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)
Friend Said to Me
Friend Said to Me:
Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Maine Kaha:
Mere Paas.
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Cheeni Hai. :-)
Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Maine Kaha:
Mere Paas.
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Cheeni Hai. :-)
Meri Ankhon Mein Daikh
"Meri Ankhon Mein Daikh
Aa K Husraton K Nakoosh, "ANjuM",,,
"Khawabon Main Bhi Terey Milney Ki Faryad Kartey Hain"
Aa K Husraton K Nakoosh, "ANjuM",,,
"Khawabon Main Bhi Terey Milney Ki Faryad Kartey Hain"
Meri Sab Koshishen
Meri Sab Koshishen Nakaam Thi Un Ko Manane Ki
Na Jane Kahan Say Seekhi Hain ZAALIM Ne Adayen ROOTH Jane Ki..
Na Jane Kahan Say Seekhi Hain ZAALIM Ne Adayen ROOTH Jane Ki..
Zindgi pr kitab likhun ga
Zindgi pr kitab likhun ga
Us me sare hisab likhun ga
Pyar ko waqt guzari likh kr
Chahton ko azab likhon ga
Hui barbad mohbt kaise
Kaise bikhre ha khuwab likhon ga
Apni khwahish ka tazkra kr k
Us ka chehra gulaab likon ga
Me us s judai ka sabab
Apni qismat khrab likhon ga
Us me sare hisab likhun ga
Pyar ko waqt guzari likh kr
Chahton ko azab likhon ga
Hui barbad mohbt kaise
Kaise bikhre ha khuwab likhon ga
Apni khwahish ka tazkra kr k
Us ka chehra gulaab likon ga
Me us s judai ka sabab
Apni qismat khrab likhon ga
Barha k mujh se rah-o-rasm
Barha k mujh se rah-o-rasm ab wo sochte hain,
Wohi bohat tha jo rishta dua salam ka tha......!!!
....
Wohi bohat tha jo rishta dua salam ka tha......!!!
....
Dil gaya tha to
Dil gaya tha to ye aankhain bhi koi le jata
Main faqat ek hi tasveer kahan tak dekhun..
Main faqat ek hi tasveer kahan tak dekhun..
Chand Raat Mubarak Ho
Chand Raat Mubarak Ho.
Is Dua K Sath K
Allah Taala
Aapki Zindagi KI
* Har Khuahish *
* Har Tamanna *
* Har Aarzu *
* Har Khushi *
* Har Dua *
Puri Karay.
Aameen.
Is Dua K Sath K
Allah Taala
Aapki Zindagi KI
* Har Khuahish *
* Har Tamanna *
* Har Aarzu *
* Har Khushi *
* Har Dua *
Puri Karay.
Aameen.
Arz Kya Hai
Arz Kya Hai:
University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.
Wah Wah Wah
University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.
Kyon K
B.A Kar K Chala Gaya Hai Faraz... :-)
University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.
Wah Wah Wah
University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.
Kyon K
B.A Kar K Chala Gaya Hai Faraz... :-)
Zabt kerta hon to her
Zabt kerta hon to her zakham laho deta hy
Ah kerta hon to andesha-e- ruswai hy
Dkhta hon to hazaron se shanasai hy
Sochta hon to wahi gham wahi tanhai hai.
Ah kerta hon to andesha-e- ruswai hy
Dkhta hon to hazaron se shanasai hy
Sochta hon to wahi gham wahi tanhai hai.
Meray QataL ka Irada ho
Meray QataL ka Irada ho tu khanjr se waar na krna.
" JÄÄÑ "
Meray marnay k Lye kafi hai tera Auron say pyar karna.
" JÄÄÑ "
Meray marnay k Lye kafi hai tera Auron say pyar karna.
Ab un say gila kya karna is jahaan mein
Ab un say gila kya karna is jahaan mein,
"GALIB",,,
Shayad hum he unki yaad k qabil nahi rahe......
"GALIB",,,
Shayad hum he unki yaad k qabil nahi rahe......
Jabar mein to sari baa
Jabar mein to sari baat ana par aati hai,
Chahat mein to,tu jo chahay manwata ja....!
Chahat mein to,tu jo chahay manwata ja....!
Tell Me
Tell Me:
Mera Ek Jumla Jo Aapko Aksar Yaad Aata Hai.
Reply Is Must.
Forward It To Your All Friends and Get Intresting Yaadain.
Mera Ek Jumla Jo Aapko Aksar Yaad Aata Hai.
Reply Is Must.
Forward It To Your All Friends and Get Intresting Yaadain.
2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy
2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.
A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog
2009 Mai Parhty Hain:
A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)
A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog
2009 Mai Parhty Hain:
A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)
A turtle was trying hard to fly
A turtle was trying hard to fly.
Each time it tried to fly the turtle fell back to the ground.
About an hour later, watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two birds.
Mummy bird turned to Daddy bird and said:Don't you think its time that we tell him, he was adopted? :(
Each time it tried to fly the turtle fell back to the ground.
About an hour later, watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two birds.
Mummy bird turned to Daddy bird and said:Don't you think its time that we tell him, he was adopted? :(
P e o p l e
P e o p l e
D o n ' t
N o t i c e
W h e t h e r
I t ' s
W I N T E R
o r
S U M M E R
W h e n
T h e y
A r e
H a p p y ...
G o_O d
M o R n I n G (=
D o n ' t
N o t i c e
W h e t h e r
I t ' s
W I N T E R
o r
S U M M E R
W h e n
T h e y
A r e
H a p p y ...
G o_O d
M o R n I n G (=
Be Honest n Send This To Anyone
Be Honest n Send This To Anyone
Who Made You Smile This Year.
It May Surprise You How
Many You Get Back.
Thanks For Making Me Smile... (-,=)
Who Made You Smile This Year.
It May Surprise You How
Many You Get Back.
Thanks For Making Me Smile... (-,=)
Saqiya ek nazar jaam se
Saqiya ek nazar jaam se pehlay pehlay,
Hum ko jana hai kahin shaam se pehlay pehlay.
Khush ho ay dil, k mohabbat to nibha di tun ne,
Log ujar jatay hain anjaam se pehlay pehlay.
Ab Us k zikr pe hum baat badal detay hain,
Kitni rughbat thi Us k naam se pehlay pehlay.
Samnay umar pari hai shab-e-tanhaai ki,
Wo mjhay chor gaya shaam se pehlay pehlay.
Kitna acha tha k hum b jiya karte the,
Ghair-maroof se, gumnaam se pehlay pehlay.
Hum ko jana hai kahin shaam se pehlay pehlay.
Khush ho ay dil, k mohabbat to nibha di tun ne,
Log ujar jatay hain anjaam se pehlay pehlay.
Ab Us k zikr pe hum baat badal detay hain,
Kitni rughbat thi Us k naam se pehlay pehlay.
Samnay umar pari hai shab-e-tanhaai ki,
Wo mjhay chor gaya shaam se pehlay pehlay.
Kitna acha tha k hum b jiya karte the,
Ghair-maroof se, gumnaam se pehlay pehlay.
Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ
Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
funny and amazing replies.
But reply me first.
Kia haal hai? =P ;)
funny and amazing replies.
But reply me first.
Kia haal hai? =P ;)
Us shaks ko rula saktA hon Dosto
May kasay us shaks ko rula saktA hon Dosto..
Jis shaks ko mai ne khud ro ro kr paya tha...
Jis shaks ko mai ne khud ro ro kr paya tha...
Mujhay Likh kar
Mujhay Likh kar Kahin Mehfooz kar lo Mohsin
Tumhari Baaton say Nikalta Ja raha hoon Main.......!!
Tumhari Baaton say Nikalta Ja raha hoon Main.......!!
NEW STORY
NEW STORY
Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya
Larki ne lrky se kaha tm mre lye kya kr skty ho?
Larka bola jo tm kaho.
Larki ne kaha agr tm mjse sachi mohbt krty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr aao.
Lrka DIL le aya, lrki ne us se shadi krli, larki ne wo DIL theli me dal k apne room me latka dia.
30 sal bad jb uska beta bara hoky doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka chckup kia to wo DIL bakry ka nikla or usne andaza lgaya k
ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI =D =P
Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya
Larki ne lrky se kaha tm mre lye kya kr skty ho?
Larka bola jo tm kaho.
Larki ne kaha agr tm mjse sachi mohbt krty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr aao.
Lrka DIL le aya, lrki ne us se shadi krli, larki ne wo DIL theli me dal k apne room me latka dia.
30 sal bad jb uska beta bara hoky doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka chckup kia to wo DIL bakry ka nikla or usne andaza lgaya k
ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI =D =P
Lagaan Remix 2020
Lagaan Remix 2020
Climax Scene:
1 ball 24 runs needed.
Bowler bowls
Aamir hits
Ball splits into 4 pieces.
All pieces go for 6's
Aamir Wins...
MIND IT ;->
Climax Scene:
1 ball 24 runs needed.
Bowler bowls
Aamir hits
Ball splits into 4 pieces.
All pieces go for 6's
Aamir Wins...
MIND IT ;->
Ik umr ki judai mera naseeb kr k
Ik umr ki judai mera naseeb kr k,
Wo tu chla geya hai batein ajeeb kr k.
Tarz-e-wafa ko uski kya naam doon, "Faraz"
Khud door hona chahta ha mujy qareb kr k.
Wo tu chla geya hai batein ajeeb kr k.
Tarz-e-wafa ko uski kya naam doon, "Faraz"
Khud door hona chahta ha mujy qareb kr k.
Mujy tumse pyar ho gaya
I love u. Mujy tumse pyar ho gaya
hai... ;->
Eid ul Azha se pehly har janwar se mohabbat karna har musalman pe farz hai.
So keep loving animals =P
hai... ;->
Eid ul Azha se pehly har janwar se mohabbat karna har musalman pe farz hai.
So keep loving animals =P
1 sardar k ghar me billi
1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang
akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->
akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->
Un ko pal pal duaian deta he
*Un ko pal pal duaian deta he
*jin se gham hi wasool hoty hen
*Bewafaoan se pyar karta he
*Dil k apny asool hoty hen
*jin se gham hi wasool hoty hen
*Bewafaoan se pyar karta he
*Dil k apny asool hoty hen
Sardio'n Ka Mausam Momin K Liye
"Sardio'n Ka Mausam Momin K Liye
Bahaar Hy Is ki Lambi Raatei'n
Ibadat k Liye Kafi Hyn Aur Chotey Din,
Rozay K Liye Saazgar Hyn..."
~HAZRAT ALI (r.a)~
Bahaar Hy Is ki Lambi Raatei'n
Ibadat k Liye Kafi Hyn Aur Chotey Din,
Rozay K Liye Saazgar Hyn..."
~HAZRAT ALI (r.a)~
Jab zilhaj ka chand dekho
Jab zilhaj ka chand dekho
aur Qurbani ka irada ho tou Baalo'n
aur Nakhun mein se kuch na
kaato jab tak Qurbani na kr lo...
(Muslim, Hadees 5236)
aur Qurbani ka irada ho tou Baalo'n
aur Nakhun mein se kuch na
kaato jab tak Qurbani na kr lo...
(Muslim, Hadees 5236)
Diz Is SpEcIaLy For You
Friendx
Diz Is SpEcIaLy For You
If your heart is broken tell me, I'll get the glue =P
If you are lost in life call me, I'll come find you (=
If you're sad =( please just text me, it's my obligation to make you smile =)
n
If you're happy let me know =D We'll celebrate in a unique style. ;->
Diz Is SpEcIaLy For You
If your heart is broken tell me, I'll get the glue =P
If you are lost in life call me, I'll come find you (=
If you're sad =( please just text me, it's my obligation to make you smile =)
n
If you're happy let me know =D We'll celebrate in a unique style. ;->
THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020
THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020
Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI
President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN
PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA
IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN
MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day
9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS
OSAMA still WANTED
SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH
1$=420Rs
Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs
CNG=3020Rs/kg
Gold=2000000/10g
AATA stolen frm LHR Museum
Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
14 Aug 2020
Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI
President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN
PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA
IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN
MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day
9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS
OSAMA still WANTED
SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH
1$=420Rs
Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs
CNG=3020Rs/kg
Gold=2000000/10g
AATA stolen frm LHR Museum
Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
This life is too short
This life is too short 2 make n accelerate relations
I don't know why people break their developed relations
This life is too short 2 say something to loved ones
I don't know why peoples keep silent for a long period
This life is too short to make real friends
I don't know y people break friendships
Think bfore its too late
Today is time
Nobody knows about next moment
Bcoz
Life can't wait and
Death ever waits....
I don't know why people break their developed relations
This life is too short 2 say something to loved ones
I don't know why peoples keep silent for a long period
This life is too short to make real friends
I don't know y people break friendships
Think bfore its too late
Today is time
Nobody knows about next moment
Bcoz
Life can't wait and
Death ever waits....
Qaid e Hyat o Bnd
Qaid e Hyat o Bnd e Gham
Asa£ me 2no 1 hen
Mout se peh£ay admi Gham se nijaat pa'ay Q ?
Asa£ me 2no 1 hen
Mout se peh£ay admi Gham se nijaat pa'ay Q ?
Jo kahta tha aksar
Jo kahta tha aksar muj ko
CHAND GHULAAB
Utra CHAHRA...
Tenoon ek se lagte hain..
Shayad use khoob khabar thi..
CHAND bana
Hai shub ka hisa..
Or
GHULAAB k sir
par pat jard
Mujh ko DRD-E-HIJIR
mila hai.
CHAND GHULAAB
Utra CHAHRA...
Tenoon ek se lagte hain..
Shayad use khoob khabar thi..
CHAND bana
Hai shub ka hisa..
Or
GHULAAB k sir
par pat jard
Mujh ko DRD-E-HIJIR
mila hai.
Waqt guzra tu yah malaal howa
Waqt guzra tu yah malaal howa.
Khatam ak zindagi ka saal howa.
Kitne shiddat say koee yaad aya.
Aaj jeena bara mahaal howa.
Soch ke jheel main gira pathar.
Be sabab mustashirkhyaal howa.
Lo dekhay bohat magar jana.
Koe teri kaha misaal howa.
Khatam ak zindagi ka saal howa.
Kitne shiddat say koee yaad aya.
Aaj jeena bara mahaal howa.
Soch ke jheel main gira pathar.
Be sabab mustashirkhyaal howa.
Lo dekhay bohat magar jana.
Koe teri kaha misaal howa.
Mat Talash Kar Meri
"Mat Talash Kar Meri Zaat main itney Aaib "
"Faqat Itna He Keh De K Tere Qabil Nahi hon Main...¤
"Faqat Itna He Keh De K Tere Qabil Nahi hon Main...¤
Zindagi ki raho'n mai
Zindagi ki raho'n mai
Koi tumko yaad aaye
Tum usey bhula dena
Khwab aa k palko'n pe
Bheeg bheeg sa jaye
Aik damm mita dena
Warna laug samjhenge
Koi tumsey roothha hai
Aitebaar toota hai......
Koi tumko yaad aaye
Tum usey bhula dena
Khwab aa k palko'n pe
Bheeg bheeg sa jaye
Aik damm mita dena
Warna laug samjhenge
Koi tumsey roothha hai
Aitebaar toota hai......
Janey kab se mai'n teray chehray par
Janey kab se mai'n teray chehray par
Apni Aankhain talash karta hon
Teray hathoon pe apne hathoon ki
Kuch lakeerain talash karta hon
Tujhse be-wajha baat karne ko
Soo daaleelain talash karta hon
Aasmanoo pe dhoondaa tha kabhi
Aab zameen pe tera naam talash karta hon
Haqeeqat-e-mohobat ko jaaney ke liyai
Khuwaab mai raahain talash karta hon
Saada kagaz pe jo nahi likhi
Aisi batain talash karta hon
Apni Aankhain talash karta hon
Teray hathoon pe apne hathoon ki
Kuch lakeerain talash karta hon
Tujhse be-wajha baat karne ko
Soo daaleelain talash karta hon
Aasmanoo pe dhoondaa tha kabhi
Aab zameen pe tera naam talash karta hon
Haqeeqat-e-mohobat ko jaaney ke liyai
Khuwaab mai raahain talash karta hon
Saada kagaz pe jo nahi likhi
Aisi batain talash karta hon
Kuch raaz hain meray seenay mein
Kuch raaz hain meray seenay mein
Din kam hain meray jeenay mein
Mujay dheray dheray kehne do
Apne DIL mein mujh ko rehne do
Meri Bojhal palkain kehti hain
Ye tujh ko takti rehti hain
Main sab kuch khona chahta hon
Bas tera hona chahta hon
Ajeeb khuahish mein kho jaon
Teri Gode mein sar rakh k so jaon
Mujh pe itna ehsan kar do
Ik din mere nam kar do
Phir na Lot k aaon ga
Na tujh ko kabhi sataon ga
Ye mera tujh se wada hai
Ab keh de jo tera irada hai
Din kam hain meray jeenay mein
Mujay dheray dheray kehne do
Apne DIL mein mujh ko rehne do
Meri Bojhal palkain kehti hain
Ye tujh ko takti rehti hain
Main sab kuch khona chahta hon
Bas tera hona chahta hon
Ajeeb khuahish mein kho jaon
Teri Gode mein sar rakh k so jaon
Mujh pe itna ehsan kar do
Ik din mere nam kar do
Phir na Lot k aaon ga
Na tujh ko kabhi sataon ga
Ye mera tujh se wada hai
Ab keh de jo tera irada hai
Wo bata raha tha
Wo bata raha tha apni khush haal zindi k bare main...
Najane btate hue kauon uski ankhon mian anso thy..
Najane btate hue kauon uski ankhon mian anso thy..
Use maloom hai
use maloom hai meri is halat ka kon hai shakhs..
Per bhi mujh se kahta hai koi parshani tu nahi.
Per bhi mujh se kahta hai koi parshani tu nahi.
Anjaam-e-Judaa¡ se Mujhy
Anjaam-e-Judaa¡ se Mujhy darr Nah¡ Lagta
"jAAnA"
jo Rooh ka h¡ssa hoty ha¡ñ Zindag¡ Bhar sath Rehty hain
"jAAnA"
jo Rooh ka h¡ssa hoty ha¡ñ Zindag¡ Bhar sath Rehty hain
Mat baha ansu bey
Mat baha ansu bey qadro k liye FARAZ,,,,
Ju qadar krtey hain kabi roney nahi detey.
Ju qadar krtey hain kabi roney nahi detey.
Tere jane k bad
tere jane k bad aik cheaz ub bhi muj mai baqi hai...
Teri yaad jo mujhy teri aik sharart ki terha stati hai...
Teri yaad jo mujhy teri aik sharart ki terha stati hai...
Marez doctor se
Marez doctor se:
Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me
tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->
Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me
tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->
A Quote Which Means a Lot
A Quote Which Means a Lot..
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"Be with SomeOne Who
Knows What They Have When They Have You..."
=)
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"Be with SomeOne Who
Knows What They Have When They Have You..."
=)
Even the greatest philospher cant
* Even the greatest philospher cant
be more serious than a child
while playing a game.
* When one becomes emotional
never advise him.
It is as if you are sowing the
seeds in a stormy wind.
* The snake has its poison in its
teeth dog in tongue scorpio in tale.
Only human has its poison in its heart.. ;->
be more serious than a child
while playing a game.
* When one becomes emotional
never advise him.
It is as if you are sowing the
seeds in a stormy wind.
* The snake has its poison in its
teeth dog in tongue scorpio in tale.
Only human has its poison in its heart.. ;->
Agar main tumse juda ho jao
Girlfrnd-Agr main tumse juda ho jao'n tou tmhe'N kc taklif hogi?
Pathan:wesi taklef hogi jc naak ka choha naak mei sookh jaye usko nikalta waqt hoti hy =P ;)
Pathan:wesi taklef hogi jc naak ka choha naak mei sookh jaye usko nikalta waqt hoti hy =P ;)
Hurting someone is as easy
Hurting someone is as easy as cutting a tree
But
Making someone happy is difficult and time-taking
As like as growing a tree
It takes a lot of time....
But
Making someone happy is difficult and time-taking
As like as growing a tree
It takes a lot of time....
Hurting someone is as easy
Hurting someone is as easy as cutting a tree
But
Making someone happy is difficult and time-taking
As like as growing a tree
It takes a lot of time....
But
Making someone happy is difficult and time-taking
As like as growing a tree
It takes a lot of time....
Jaano Meray mun mai Daal
GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
GIRL:
Tum
Tum
Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
GIRL:
Tum
Tum
Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)
Sh0r shraba kr dey
Chahey jitne bhi paren sandel larki0n se Faraz,
A mundey nai drdey,
Sh0r shraba kr dey.. :p ;->
A mundey nai drdey,
Sh0r shraba kr dey.. :p ;->
Keep a green tree
!|¡!|¡ ToDaYz
ThOuGhT !|¡!|¡
"K e e p
A
G r e e n
T r e e
I n
Y o u r
H e a r t ,
P e r h a p e s
A
S i n g i n g
B i r d
W i l l
C o m e ... "
ThOuGhT !|¡!|¡
"K e e p
A
G r e e n
T r e e
I n
Y o u r
H e a r t ,
P e r h a p e s
A
S i n g i n g
B i r d
W i l l
C o m e ... "
Nothing ka kiya matlb hai
Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?
Frnd : kuch nahi
Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}
Frnd : kuch nahi
Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}
Mere WATAN ki mitti Nilaam hone lgi hy
Mere WATAN ki mitti Nilaam hone lgi hy
BAGHAWAT is k Khilaaf Sar-e-Aam hone lgi hy
Bhej koi MUUSA Ae Mere RAB
k FIROUN ki FIROUNIAT Aam hone lgi hy
BAGHAWAT is k Khilaaf Sar-e-Aam hone lgi hy
Bhej koi MUUSA Ae Mere RAB
k FIROUN ki FIROUNIAT Aam hone lgi hy
Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain
Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.
1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,
"Molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)
1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,
"Molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)
Tann Pe Peela Jorra Pehnay
Tann Pe Peela Jorra Pehnay
Mann Mai Aas Milan Ki Le Ke
Us Ne "Sirgoshi" Mai
Sirf Itna Kaha..!!
"Mujhay Rukhsat Karnay Aa Jana...Janaa'n..!!
Mann Mai Aas Milan Ki Le Ke
Us Ne "Sirgoshi" Mai
Sirf Itna Kaha..!!
"Mujhay Rukhsat Karnay Aa Jana...Janaa'n..!!
Zindagi ne sikhaya hamein
Zindagi ne sikhaya hamein
kisi par ummid nahi rakhna,
par rakhna aitbaar har kisi pe,
Zindagi ne sikhaya hamein
agar tum khudko chahoge
to har koi achha lagega,
zindagi ne sikhaya hamein
tumko bura nahi lagega,
agar dekhoge samne wale ki nazar se,
kisi par ummid nahi rakhna,
par rakhna aitbaar har kisi pe,
Zindagi ne sikhaya hamein
agar tum khudko chahoge
to har koi achha lagega,
zindagi ne sikhaya hamein
tumko bura nahi lagega,
agar dekhoge samne wale ki nazar se,
Kisi Gulistaan Ke Paas Se
Kisi Gulistaan Ke Paas Se,
Surkh Patthar Ki Deewar Par,
Aake Mauj-E-Saba,
UMar Bhar Dasatakein De To Kya,
Sirf Ye Hai Ke Haath Uske Thak Jayenge...
Surkh Patthar Ki Deewar Par,
Aake Mauj-E-Saba,
UMar Bhar Dasatakein De To Kya,
Sirf Ye Hai Ke Haath Uske Thak Jayenge...
Wo Mery Alfaz se Hairan Rehta tha
Wo Mery Alfaz se Hairan Rehta tha
Me Usk Zoq se Pareshan Rehta tha
BeWafa to Keh Dia tha Sar-e-Aam UsNy
Phr Na Jany Q Khud hi Pasheman rehta tha
Suna hy k pocha tha ksi ny mery bary me usSy
Kaha usny k haan dil me 1 nadan rehta tha
"ANjuM" Hum kesy us ki ruswai karen
Jis py kbi humara Imaan rehta tha.
Me Usk Zoq se Pareshan Rehta tha
BeWafa to Keh Dia tha Sar-e-Aam UsNy
Phr Na Jany Q Khud hi Pasheman rehta tha
Suna hy k pocha tha ksi ny mery bary me usSy
Kaha usny k haan dil me 1 nadan rehta tha
"ANjuM" Hum kesy us ki ruswai karen
Jis py kbi humara Imaan rehta tha.
Wo Mery Alfaz se Hairan Rehta tha
Wo Mery Alfaz se Hairan Rehta tha
Me Usk Zoq se Pareshan Rehta tha
BeWafa to Keh Dia tha Sar-e-Aam UsNy
Phr Na Jany Q Khud hi Pasheman rehta tha
Suna hy k pocha tha ksi ny mery bary me usSy
Kaha usny k haan dil me 1 nadan rehta tha
"ANjuM" Hum kesy us ki ruswai karen
Jis py kbi humara Imaan rehta tha.
Me Usk Zoq se Pareshan Rehta tha
BeWafa to Keh Dia tha Sar-e-Aam UsNy
Phr Na Jany Q Khud hi Pasheman rehta tha
Suna hy k pocha tha ksi ny mery bary me usSy
Kaha usny k haan dil me 1 nadan rehta tha
"ANjuM" Hum kesy us ki ruswai karen
Jis py kbi humara Imaan rehta tha.
Aankh se Lahhu na Bahaya kar
Aankh se Lahhu na Bahaya kar,
Ae Dil usey kabhi to Bhool jaya kar.
Dekhna woh aik Din tujhe chor jaye ga,
Na usey itna Sataya kar.
Itna Aitbaar bhi Acha nahi hota,
Usey har aik Baat na bataya kar.
Shiddat-e-Gham se Seena phat jaye ga,
Aankh se kuch Aansoo Bahaya kar.
Us jaisa tujhe kaheen mil nahi sakta,
Hazaar baar Roothe Hazaar baar Mannaya kar.
Yahan baad Muddat koi Sukh milta hai,
Hath aai Khushi yun na Ganwaya kar.
Ae Dil usey kabhi to Bhool jaya kar.
Dekhna woh aik Din tujhe chor jaye ga,
Na usey itna Sataya kar.
Itna Aitbaar bhi Acha nahi hota,
Usey har aik Baat na bataya kar.
Shiddat-e-Gham se Seena phat jaye ga,
Aankh se kuch Aansoo Bahaya kar.
Us jaisa tujhe kaheen mil nahi sakta,
Hazaar baar Roothe Hazaar baar Mannaya kar.
Yahan baad Muddat koi Sukh milta hai,
Hath aai Khushi yun na Ganwaya kar.
Woh Janwaron Ki Khushbu
Woh Janwaron Ki Khushbu,
Woh Gobar Ki Badbu,
Woh Sardi Main Mandi Jana,
Aur Janwaron K Sath Latak Kar Wapas Aana,
Woh Pinduon K Nakhray,
Aur Hamara Satana,
DIL Pasand K Bachhray,
Lasani Ki Bachhriyan,
Mubarak Ho Aapko EID Ki Khushiyan,
In Advance. :-)
Woh Gobar Ki Badbu,
Woh Sardi Main Mandi Jana,
Aur Janwaron K Sath Latak Kar Wapas Aana,
Woh Pinduon K Nakhray,
Aur Hamara Satana,
DIL Pasand K Bachhray,
Lasani Ki Bachhriyan,
Mubarak Ho Aapko EID Ki Khushiyan,
In Advance. :-)
28 November ko Tum
28 November ko Tum "Dil"
Mango HUM Denge,
Tum "Jigar" Mango
Wo Bhi Denge,
"Eyes" Mango
Wo Bhi Denge!
Q K
Us Din Humne
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Cow Zibah Karni Hai. :-)
Happy Eid-ul-Azha.
Mango HUM Denge,
Tum "Jigar" Mango
Wo Bhi Denge,
"Eyes" Mango
Wo Bhi Denge!
Q K
Us Din Humne
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.
Cow Zibah Karni Hai. :-)
Happy Eid-ul-Azha.
O yaara ye bkra kitne ka ha
Pathan; o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?
admi : 28000 ka
pthan heran ho kr
camery wala ha.. :p ;->
admi : 28000 ka
pthan heran ho kr
camery wala ha.. :p ;->
I like people like u who like
I like people like u who like
others like me & make the others like me
to like others like u.
Think again & again.
There's a wonderful meaning in it (:
others like me & make the others like me
to like others like u.
Think again & again.
There's a wonderful meaning in it (:
I like people like u who like
I like people like u who like
others like me & make the others like me
to like others like u.
Think again & again.
There's a wonderful meaning in it (:
others like me & make the others like me
to like others like u.
Think again & again.
There's a wonderful meaning in it (:
Once A pig fell in luv
Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they both kissed each other.
Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)
Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)
THINK ABOUT IT
THINK ABOUT IT!
Why do Girls eat Chocolates after a break up?
The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.
Why do Guys drink after break up?
The bitterness of alcohal makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl..... =O
Is that so ... ;)
Why do Girls eat Chocolates after a break up?
The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.
Why do Guys drink after break up?
The bitterness of alcohal makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl..... =O
Is that so ... ;)
Really SmArt One
Really SmArt One
I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....
But
I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)
I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....
But
I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)
Sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka
Teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka
pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka
pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.
Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain
Teacher:
"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?
Pathan:
"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!
"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?
Pathan:
"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!
When The Winds Of Change Blow
When The Winds Of Change Blow...
Some People Build Walls
And
Others Windmills
Attitude Matters (-:
Some People Build Walls
And
Others Windmills
Attitude Matters (-:
Churi ko kar tu Taiz
Churi ko kar tu Taiz
itna k har Takbeer sy Pehly ,
Bakra Churi sy khud Poochay
bata meri khata kya hai...
Advance Bakra EiD Mubarak. :-)
itna k har Takbeer sy Pehly ,
Bakra Churi sy khud Poochay
bata meri khata kya hai...
Advance Bakra EiD Mubarak. :-)
Eid is love
Eid is love....
Eid is beauty..
Eid is dedication..
Eid is happiness...
My Advance wishes to U &Ur family.
"EID MUBARAK"
Eid is beauty..
Eid is dedication..
Eid is happiness...
My Advance wishes to U &Ur family.
"EID MUBARAK"
Accept your sacrifice
Wishing you and
your familya EpPiE eId...
May Allah Bless You,
Your Family and Accept Your sacrifice.
Regards
HumAyuN :)
your familya EpPiE eId...
May Allah Bless You,
Your Family and Accept Your sacrifice.
Regards
HumAyuN :)
Ek Pathan Mobile Company
Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:
1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.
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Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)
1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.
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.
.
Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)
Aye EID Tum Jab B Aana.
Aye EID Tum Jab B Aana.
Sab k Liye Bus KHUSHIYAN Lana.
Har Chehry Pr Hansi Sajana.
Har Aangan Mein Phool khilana.
Jo RoAYE hain Enhen Hansana!
Jo Rothy hain Enhein Manana.!
Jo Bichray hain Enhein Milana!
Piyari EID tum jab Bhi Aana!
Sub k Liye KHUSHIYAN Lana.
Sab k Liye Bus KHUSHIYAN Lana.
Har Chehry Pr Hansi Sajana.
Har Aangan Mein Phool khilana.
Jo RoAYE hain Enhen Hansana!
Jo Rothy hain Enhein Manana.!
Jo Bichray hain Enhein Milana!
Piyari EID tum jab Bhi Aana!
Sub k Liye KHUSHIYAN Lana.
2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay
2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay
1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...
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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)
1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...
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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)
Tum ne hamain ek diye
tum ne hamain ek diye ki manend samjha sagar
rat gahri howi to jala diya subha howi to bujha diya..
rat gahri howi to jala diya subha howi to bujha diya..
Kaha us ney
kaha us ney,k aakhir tum,bhula do gey mujhey ek din...
kaha main ney,karoon main kia,k mar jana muqaddar hai....
kaha main ney,karoon main kia,k mar jana muqaddar hai....
sar nama mere naam ka
sar nama mere naam ka aur khat raqeeb ka..
zalim tere sitam k hain unwan ajjab ajjab...
zalim tere sitam k hain unwan ajjab ajjab...
Girls college ki building ko aag lag gayi
Girls college ki building ko aag lag gayi.
College ki sub larkian door khari huns rahi thi kay chalo ab college to nahi aana paray ga
Lekin eik khubsorat larki
Ro rehi thi
Eik sir ny pocha
''Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi ho?
Larki nay rotay howay jawab diya
Sir meri book mein "HumAyuN" ki picture thi ..
College ki sub larkian door khari huns rahi thi kay chalo ab college to nahi aana paray ga
Lekin eik khubsorat larki
Ro rehi thi
Eik sir ny pocha
''Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi ho?
Larki nay rotay howay jawab diya
Sir meri book mein "HumAyuN" ki picture thi ..
Abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi?
Laila ne majno ko ek darakht k peechy dekha
or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola haan
Phir usko deevar k peechey dekha or kaha tum majno ho?
Wo bola haan
Phir usko ek darwaze k peecha dekha or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi? =P ;)
or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola haan
Phir usko deevar k peechey dekha or kaha tum majno ho?
Wo bola haan
Phir usko ek darwaze k peecha dekha or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi? =P ;)
The 'eternal' truth
Man and Woman -The 'eternal' truth?
The (eternal) Man: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
The (eternal) Woman: No silly boy! I'd love you no matter who left you the money.
Moral: The eternal truth between man and woman.
The (eternal) Man: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
The (eternal) Woman: No silly boy! I'd love you no matter who left you the money.
Moral: The eternal truth between man and woman.
Mery hr udas pl mein
Mery hr
udas pl mein,
Mera sath chor
jana
Ye kahan ki ulfatain hain?
Ye kahan ki
dosti hy?
Tumhain
daikh kr lga tha,
Tumhi zindgi ho meri,
Tumhi bandgi ho meri
Tumhi hr khushi ka saya,
Tumhi saadgi ho meri
Mujhy kya khabar thi 'JANA'
Tum youn wafa karo gy
Mery hr
udas pl mein
Mera sath chor do gy..
udas pl mein,
Mera sath chor
jana
Ye kahan ki ulfatain hain?
Ye kahan ki
dosti hy?
Tumhain
daikh kr lga tha,
Tumhi zindgi ho meri,
Tumhi bandgi ho meri
Tumhi hr khushi ka saya,
Tumhi saadgi ho meri
Mujhy kya khabar thi 'JANA'
Tum youn wafa karo gy
Mery hr
udas pl mein
Mera sath chor do gy..
Strange narrowness of mind
What A Strange
Narrowness Of Mind
Now Is That
To Think The Things
We Have Not Known
Are Better Than
The Things We Have
Known .... !!!
Narrowness Of Mind
Now Is That
To Think The Things
We Have Not Known
Are Better Than
The Things We Have
Known .... !!!
Agar woh rooth jaati hai
Agar woh rooth jaati hai,
to hamaari jaan nikalti hai
ye saansen jaari rakhne ko
hum uski maan lete hain
to hamaari jaan nikalti hai
ye saansen jaari rakhne ko
hum uski maan lete hain
Apny Ghar Ka Aik hi Rasta
Apny Ghar Ka
Aik hi Rasta...
Dhoop K teelay
Rait Ka Daryaa,,,
Dewaaron per
Aas Ki Bailein
Sahen K ander
Hijr Ka Poda,,,
Har Kamray Mein
Uss Ki Yaadein...
Sab Chezon mein
Uss Ka Chehra....
Aik hi Rasta...
Dhoop K teelay
Rait Ka Daryaa,,,
Dewaaron per
Aas Ki Bailein
Sahen K ander
Hijr Ka Poda,,,
Har Kamray Mein
Uss Ki Yaadein...
Sab Chezon mein
Uss Ka Chehra....
Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish
Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,
Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,
Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,
Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)
Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,
Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,
Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)
Aye Faraz Aaj Shehar Bhi Hai
Aye Faraz Aaj Shehar Bhi Hai Muhabbat Se Khali...
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Kameez Teri Kaaaliii.
Tay Sohne Phullan Waali... :-)
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Kameez Teri Kaaaliii.
Tay Sohne Phullan Waali... :-)
Usne Apni Birthday Per
Usne Apni Birthday Per Ye keh kar Pareshan kar Diya FARAZ...
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Gift Mat Lana
Cheeni Ley Aana. :-)
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Gift Mat Lana
Cheeni Ley Aana. :-)
Degrees Of Girls
Degrees Of Girls!
Send it to Your Friendz and See k Wo Tumhe konsi Degree denge?
B.A: Beautiful Angel
B.E: Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc: Beautiful Stupid Chulbuli
B.L: Beautifully Loyal
MBBS: Much Beautiful But Stupid
B.COM: Basically Confidence of Mohabbat
B.B.A: Beauty Bold & Active
L.L.B: Love 4 Loyal Boy
Ph.D:Perfect Heart Dream Girl.
But Reply Me First.
Send it to Your Friendz and See k Wo Tumhe konsi Degree denge?
B.A: Beautiful Angel
B.E: Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc: Beautiful Stupid Chulbuli
B.L: Beautifully Loyal
MBBS: Much Beautiful But Stupid
B.COM: Basically Confidence of Mohabbat
B.B.A: Beauty Bold & Active
L.L.B: Love 4 Loyal Boy
Ph.D:Perfect Heart Dream Girl.
But Reply Me First.
How can you Stop Barking
Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?
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Banta: That's Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)
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Banta: That's Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)
Cool Morning Breeze
Cool Morning Breeze
And
Pearly Dew Drops,
Waving Green Leaves
And
Flowers Blossom,
All Bring Joy and Say,
To Start a
Happy New Day
Good Morning.
And
Pearly Dew Drops,
Waving Green Leaves
And
Flowers Blossom,
All Bring Joy and Say,
To Start a
Happy New Day
Good Morning.
Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar
Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar
Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar
Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai
Tera Humsafar
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Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar
Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai
Tera Humsafar
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How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard
Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?
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Banta: That's Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)
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Banta: That's Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)
Cool Morning Breeze
Cool Morning Breeze
And
Pearly Dew Drops,
Waving Green Leaves
And
Flowers Blossom,
All Bring Joy and Say,
To Start a
Happy New Day
Good Morning.
And
Pearly Dew Drops,
Waving Green Leaves
And
Flowers Blossom,
All Bring Joy and Say,
To Start a
Happy New Day
Good Morning.
Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar
Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar
Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar
Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai
Tera Humsafar
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Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar
Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai
Tera Humsafar
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DECEMBER JAB BHi AATA HAi
"DECEMBER JAB BHi AATA HAi"
wo pagli phir se
beetay mosam ko,
yad krti he
poraNe cards parhti hai,
k jis maiN oss Ne likha tha,
MAiN LOTOON GA DECEMBER MEiN
Naye kaprey baNati hai,
wo sara ghar sajati hai,
DECEMBER k har aik diN ko,
wo giN giN ker bitati he.
jooN hi 15 gozarti hai,
wo kch kch toot jati hy,
magar phir b,
poraNi albums ko khol ker,
maazi ko bolati he.
Nahi maloom ye oss ko,
K beete waqt ki khoshiyaaN,
bohot takleef deti haiN!
mehiz dil ko jalati haiN.
yooN hi diN beet jate haiN!
DECEMBER lot jata he.
magr wo khosh feham larki,
dobara se caleNdar maiN,
DECEMBER k mahiNe k safey ko
mor ker
phir se
DECEMBER k sehar maiN dob jati he!
k akhir os Ne likha tha,
"MAiN LOTOON GA DECEMBER MAiN"
wo pagli phir se
beetay mosam ko,
yad krti he
poraNe cards parhti hai,
k jis maiN oss Ne likha tha,
MAiN LOTOON GA DECEMBER MEiN
Naye kaprey baNati hai,
wo sara ghar sajati hai,
DECEMBER k har aik diN ko,
wo giN giN ker bitati he.
jooN hi 15 gozarti hai,
wo kch kch toot jati hy,
magar phir b,
poraNi albums ko khol ker,
maazi ko bolati he.
Nahi maloom ye oss ko,
K beete waqt ki khoshiyaaN,
bohot takleef deti haiN!
mehiz dil ko jalati haiN.
yooN hi diN beet jate haiN!
DECEMBER lot jata he.
magr wo khosh feham larki,
dobara se caleNdar maiN,
DECEMBER k mahiNe k safey ko
mor ker
phir se
DECEMBER k sehar maiN dob jati he!
k akhir os Ne likha tha,
"MAiN LOTOON GA DECEMBER MAiN"
Tum Kya Samjhy Thay
BHARWA
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BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;)
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BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;)
Don't be a parrot in life, be an Eagle
Don't be a parrot in life, be an Eagle..!
A parrot speaks but can't fly high,
But
An Eagle is silent & has willpower to touch the sky...!
A parrot speaks but can't fly high,
But
An Eagle is silent & has willpower to touch the sky...!
December jab b lot'ta hai
December jab b lot'ta hai,
Mere Khamosh Kamre Mein,
Mere bister pe bikhri Hui Kitabian Bheg jati hain_!i!
Mere Khamosh Kamre Mein,
Mere bister pe bikhri Hui Kitabian Bheg jati hain_!i!
Sweetest part in life
Sweetest part in life is to carry all the MeMoRiEs..
But
The toughest part is to stay away for long time from the person who is behind those MeMoRiEs...!
But
The toughest part is to stay away for long time from the person who is behind those MeMoRiEs...!
Jungalo ka bi koyi dastoor hota hai
Suna Hai...
JungaLo Ka Bi Koyi Dastoor Hota Hai
Suna Hai
Sher Ka Jab Paitt Bhar Jaye
To Wo HamLa Nahi Karta
Suna Hai
Hawa K Taiz Jhonkay Jab Darakhto Ko HiLatay Hain
To Mena Apnay Ghar Ko BhooL Kar
Kawway K Ando Ko Paro Mai Thaam Leti Hai
Suna Hai
GhonsLay Se Jab Koyi Baccha Giray
To Sara JungLe Jaag Jata Hai
Suna Hai
Koyi PuL Toot Jaye Aur SeLaab Aa Jaye
To Kisi Lakri K Takhtay Per
GuLehri, Saanp, Cheeta Aur Bakri Sath Hotay Hain
Suna Hai
JungaLo Ka Bi Koyi Dastoor Hota Hai
KHUDA-e-MUNSIF-o-AKBAR !
Hamaray MuLk Mai Ab JungaLo Ka He Koyi Dastoor Nafiz Kar... (=,-)
JungaLo Ka Bi Koyi Dastoor Hota Hai
Suna Hai
Sher Ka Jab Paitt Bhar Jaye
To Wo HamLa Nahi Karta
Suna Hai
Hawa K Taiz Jhonkay Jab Darakhto Ko HiLatay Hain
To Mena Apnay Ghar Ko BhooL Kar
Kawway K Ando Ko Paro Mai Thaam Leti Hai
Suna Hai
GhonsLay Se Jab Koyi Baccha Giray
To Sara JungLe Jaag Jata Hai
Suna Hai
Koyi PuL Toot Jaye Aur SeLaab Aa Jaye
To Kisi Lakri K Takhtay Per
GuLehri, Saanp, Cheeta Aur Bakri Sath Hotay Hain
Suna Hai
JungaLo Ka Bi Koyi Dastoor Hota Hai
KHUDA-e-MUNSIF-o-AKBAR !
Hamaray MuLk Mai Ab JungaLo Ka He Koyi Dastoor Nafiz Kar... (=,-)
Maine Ek Patthar Se Dhoka Khaya Tha
Maine Ek Patthar Se Dhoka Khaya Tha
BaDa Hasin Dhoka Khaya Tha
Aaj Dur Jakar Wo Baithe He Humse
Kabi Uske Lie Humne Kisi Ko Thukraya Tha.!!
BaDa Hasin Dhoka Khaya Tha
Aaj Dur Jakar Wo Baithe He Humse
Kabi Uske Lie Humne Kisi Ko Thukraya Tha.!!
Mera Pyar Mujhse Dur Hai
Mera Pyar Mujhse Dur Hai.
Mera Dil Is Waqt Milne Ko Majbor He
Idhar Ham Tadpe Udhar Vo Tadpe
Shayad Yahi Mohabbat Ka Dastoor he
Mera Dil Is Waqt Milne Ko Majbor He
Idhar Ham Tadpe Udhar Vo Tadpe
Shayad Yahi Mohabbat Ka Dastoor he
Toot Jata Hai Garibi Mein
Toot Jata Hai Garibi Mein
Aksar Wo Rishta
Jo Aksar Khaas Hota Hai
Paraye Bhi Apne Ho Jate Hai
Jab Paisa Paas Hota He
Aksar Wo Rishta
Jo Aksar Khaas Hota Hai
Paraye Bhi Apne Ho Jate Hai
Jab Paisa Paas Hota He
SuNooo
SuNooo
December Ki Thatharti Hoi Shamien
Kohar Mein Lipti Dhundali Se Subhien
Darakhto'n Se Girtey HuayKhushk Zard Pattey
Woh Gao'n Ke Tama'm Raste
Mohabbato'n Ke Tama'm Rishtey
Khiyaal Abad Karte Hain
Tumhein Sab yaad Karte Hain !
December Ki Thatharti Hoi Shamien
Kohar Mein Lipti Dhundali Se Subhien
Darakhto'n Se Girtey HuayKhushk Zard Pattey
Woh Gao'n Ke Tama'm Raste
Mohabbato'n Ke Tama'm Rishtey
Khiyaal Abad Karte Hain
Tumhein Sab yaad Karte Hain !
Tum Se Meri Baat Hui Thi
Tum Se Meri Baat Hui Thi
Tum Ne Mujh Ko Samjhaya Tha
Apni Zaat Se Baahir Niklo
Ghar Ko Loto
Ghar Ko Dekho
Aur Bhi Log Tumhare Dam Se Zinda Hn
Tum mein Apni Saari Khushiyan
Dekh rahay Hain
Soch Liya Hay
Dekh Liya Hay
Laut Aaya Hun
Lekin Meray Ander Koi Toot Gaya Hay
Tum Ne Mujh Ko Samjhaya Tha
Apni Zaat Se Baahir Niklo
Ghar Ko Loto
Ghar Ko Dekho
Aur Bhi Log Tumhare Dam Se Zinda Hn
Tum mein Apni Saari Khushiyan
Dekh rahay Hain
Soch Liya Hay
Dekh Liya Hay
Laut Aaya Hun
Lekin Meray Ander Koi Toot Gaya Hay
wo asa tu nahi tha k mujhy
wo asa tu nahi tha k mujhy akaila chor kar chala jata faraz..
aya ho ga zaroor us ki zindagi me koi mujh se b pyara!!
aya ho ga zaroor us ki zindagi me koi mujh se b pyara!!
rat aksar hum se ye sawal
rat aksar hum se ye sawal krti hai
faraz...
k kon hai tere dil main jo tujhy sone nai deta..
faraz...
k kon hai tere dil main jo tujhy sone nai deta..
shikayt thi tum se gila
shikayt thi tum se gila na kar sakay
ijazat nahi zuban ko tere khilaf bolne ki..
ijazat nahi zuban ko tere khilaf bolne ki..
Aik din tj ko ye adat
aik din tj ko ye adat boht rulye gi..
tu jo parakhta he hr kisi ko apna bna kr...
tu jo parakhta he hr kisi ko apna bna kr...
Propose Karnay ka Sharifana Tareeqa
Larki ko Propose Karnay ka Sharifana Tareeqa:
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Main Tumhare sath HAJJ Karna Chahta Hoon. :-)
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Main Tumhare sath HAJJ Karna Chahta Hoon. :-)
AjeeB tarah ki judai hai
AjeeB tarah ki judai hai yeh key main is baar
sakooN main hooN buhat Be-qarar ho kar bhe. . . . .!
sakooN main hooN buhat Be-qarar ho kar bhe. . . . .!
GOLDEN WORDS
GOLDEN WORDS
Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,
us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...
-William Mufta
Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,
us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...
-William Mufta
Ham tu uski rooh k talabgar Hai
Ham tu uski rooh k talabgar Hai..
"WASI"
Warna
Yahan tu lakhon Jism bikte hai Chand rUpon ki khatir...
"WASI"
Warna
Yahan tu lakhon Jism bikte hai Chand rUpon ki khatir...
Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai
Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai
Idhar B 'situm' ho Gaya hai
Udher B 'situm' ho Gaya hai
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Idhar B 'situm' ho Gaya hai
Udher B 'situm' ho Gaya hai
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Tune Dekha hay kabhi
Tune Dekha hay kabhi
Chaand pe Behta Hua Paani?
Maine Dekha Hay Ye Manzar
Uss K Rukhsaar Pe Aksar...!!!
Chaand pe Behta Hua Paani?
Maine Dekha Hay Ye Manzar
Uss K Rukhsaar Pe Aksar...!!!
Mere begair nahi hog
mere begair nahi hogi teri shnakht kbi puri...
teri zindagi k sath mere hawalay bohat hain...
teri zindagi k sath mere hawalay bohat hain...
mat chor mera sath tu zindagi
mat chor mera sath tu zindagi mein is tarah mohsin..
shayad hum zinda hain tumhary hi sath rehny say..
shayad hum zinda hain tumhary hi sath rehny say..
Jazba e ishq alfaz ka
jazba e ishq alfaz ka mohtaj hai lekan...
jo lafzon mein beyan ho,woh mohabat nahi hoti..
jo lafzon mein beyan ho,woh mohabat nahi hoti..
main bad dua to nahin de raha tum ko
main bad dua to nahin de raha tum ko
magar dost khuda kare ke tumhen mujh sa koi na mile..
magar dost khuda kare ke tumhen mujh sa koi na mile..
Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey
Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.
Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?
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Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.
haha haha haha :-)
Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?
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Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.
haha haha haha :-)
Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai
Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.
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Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.
Proposal 4m a Boy 2 a Beautiful gal
A sensible proposal 4m a Boy 2 a Beautiful gal,
Hey Angel,
"I m nt forcing u 2 Luv me
bt dnt let luv
be the Reason 4 hating me."...
Hey Angel,
"I m nt forcing u 2 Luv me
bt dnt let luv
be the Reason 4 hating me."...
i thought u r very busy
"i thought u r very busy
so dint disturb u"
dis is d main reason behind most broken friendships...
so keep disturbing ur frnds as i did!!!
so dint disturb u"
dis is d main reason behind most broken friendships...
so keep disturbing ur frnds as i did!!!
Each drop of a tear is costly
Each drop of a tear is costly
than anything in world!
But,
no one knows its value
until they have it
in their own eyes for someone!
than anything in world!
But,
no one knows its value
until they have it
in their own eyes for someone!
Words of Lover Boy
Words of Lover Boy:
My eyes know that
i m not perfect match 4 him.
But
my heart has no eyes or ears,
So it's been beating 4 her..
My eyes know that
i m not perfect match 4 him.
But
my heart has no eyes or ears,
So it's been beating 4 her..
Tor di har aas ki dori
Tor di har aas ki dori,
Aason mai kia rakha hy,
Ishq, mohabat hyn sab baatyn,
Baatoon mai kia rakha hy,
Qismat mai jo likha hy,
Aksar ho kar rehta hy,
Chand lakeryn uljhii si,
Warna haathoon mai kia rakha hy
Aason mai kia rakha hy,
Ishq, mohabat hyn sab baatyn,
Baatoon mai kia rakha hy,
Qismat mai jo likha hy,
Aksar ho kar rehta hy,
Chand lakeryn uljhii si,
Warna haathoon mai kia rakha hy
Bicharnay aur judai mai
Bicharnay aur judai main
zara sa fark hota hay
Juda ho kar kisi se phir
kabi koi nahi milta
Bichar jain to milnay ka
koi imkaam rehta hay
Juda ho kar kisi ki yaad
dil main reh nahi sakti
bichar jain to dil main ik
diya jalta hi rehta hay
Juda ho kar kisi ka pyaar
dil main reh nahi sakta
bichar jain to dil main bus
usi ka pyar rehta hay
To phir aay hum sukhan meray
tu mera faisla sun lay
mujehn tum se bicharna ay
Juda tum se nahi hona .......!!!!
zara sa fark hota hay
Juda ho kar kisi se phir
kabi koi nahi milta
Bichar jain to milnay ka
koi imkaam rehta hay
Juda ho kar kisi ki yaad
dil main reh nahi sakti
bichar jain to dil main ik
diya jalta hi rehta hay
Juda ho kar kisi ka pyaar
dil main reh nahi sakta
bichar jain to dil main bus
usi ka pyar rehta hay
To phir aay hum sukhan meray
tu mera faisla sun lay
mujehn tum se bicharna ay
Juda tum se nahi hona .......!!!!
ADHURA PYAAR MT KRNA
chalo...tum sath mt dena..
mujhe beshk bhula dena..
naye sapne saja lena..
bhula dena sbh he waaday..
sbhi qasmain sbhi naatey..
tumhain jana ijazat hai..
jo DIL chahey wo sb krna..
mgr ab tum kisi se bhi..
ADHURA PYAAR MT KRNA..!!!
My poetry Speaks For Me
mujhe beshk bhula dena..
naye sapne saja lena..
bhula dena sbh he waaday..
sbhi qasmain sbhi naatey..
tumhain jana ijazat hai..
jo DIL chahey wo sb krna..
mgr ab tum kisi se bhi..
ADHURA PYAAR MT KRNA..!!!
My poetry Speaks For Me
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Is Swal Ka Jawab Do
Is Swal Ka Jawab Do
1 Cheez Hai Jo Agar Khushk Hai To 2 Kilo
Gili Ha To 1 Kilo
or Agar Jal Jaye To 3 Kilo
Batao Kya Cheez Hai.
Its a Challenge.
Reply is must.
Answer : Coconut
1 Cheez Hai Jo Agar Khushk Hai To 2 Kilo
Gili Ha To 1 Kilo
or Agar Jal Jaye To 3 Kilo
Batao Kya Cheez Hai.
Its a Challenge.
Reply is must.
Answer : Coconut
Ye Manzlen Ye Raste
Ye Manzlen Ye Raste
Meri Har Khushi Tere Waste
Ye Sukon aur Ye Qarar bhi
Meri Aashqi Tere Waste
Kabhi Gham na Tere Qareeb ho
Tujhe har Khushi Naseeb Ho
Meri Iltaja Tere Waste
Meri Har dua Tere Waste
Meri Dharknen Mera Pyar Tu
Sabhi Chahten Tere Waste
Meri Har Khushi Tere Waste
Ye Sukon aur Ye Qarar bhi
Meri Aashqi Tere Waste
Kabhi Gham na Tere Qareeb ho
Tujhe har Khushi Naseeb Ho
Meri Iltaja Tere Waste
Meri Har dua Tere Waste
Meri Dharknen Mera Pyar Tu
Sabhi Chahten Tere Waste
Wo Meri Pehli Mohabbat
Wo Meri Pehli Mohabbat, Wo Meri Pehli Shikast..
Phir To Paimaan-e-Wafa Sau Martaba Main Ne Kiya!!
Phir To Paimaan-e-Wafa Sau Martaba Main Ne Kiya!!
Chalo ab roothna choro
Chalo ab roothna choro
Chlo ranjish bhula b do..
Mohabt tm b krty ho,
Muhabt main b krti hun.,
To phir yeh roothna kaisa???
To phir yeh ranjishein kaisi?
Tmhare paas sab kuch hai.!
Ye Dolat hai,
ye shohrat hai..
Mere daman main meri jaan,
Sirf teri Mohabt hai..
Mujhe bs itna kehna hai
Tmhare paas rehna hai..
Chalo ab roothna choro,
Chlo ranjish bhula b do?
Chlo ranjish bhula b do..
Mohabt tm b krty ho,
Muhabt main b krti hun.,
To phir yeh roothna kaisa???
To phir yeh ranjishein kaisi?
Tmhare paas sab kuch hai.!
Ye Dolat hai,
ye shohrat hai..
Mere daman main meri jaan,
Sirf teri Mohabt hai..
Mujhe bs itna kehna hai
Tmhare paas rehna hai..
Chalo ab roothna choro,
Chlo ranjish bhula b do?
Mujhy ye arzu k uthaen wo
Mujhy ye arzu k uthaen wo khud niqab , FARAZ
Unhen ye tmna k tkaza kry koe.
Unhen ye tmna k tkaza kry koe.
Judayi uski kitni Ajeeb thi
Judayi uski kitni Ajeeb thi SAAQI,
Na safar k rahy na watan k rahy,
Tukry huwy jism k itny k,
Na kafan k rahy, na dafan k rahy!
Na safar k rahy na watan k rahy,
Tukry huwy jism k itny k,
Na kafan k rahy, na dafan k rahy!
In ungaliyoun Ka Lams
In ungaliyoun Ka Lams tha Aur meri zulf the
Gaisoo Bikhar rahey they to kismat sanwar Gayi. . . . . . !
Gaisoo Bikhar rahey they to kismat sanwar Gayi. . . . . . !
Thak sa gia hai Mri ChahtooN
Thak sa gia hai Mri ChahtooN ka Wajood jAnA.,.,
Ab "Koe"
"Achaa" b lagey to "Izhaar" nhi karte..
Ab "Koe"
"Achaa" b lagey to "Izhaar" nhi karte..
Main Ne Tumhein Aazad Kiya
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Main Ne Tumhein Aazad Kiya !
Kuch Qasmon Se !
Kuch Waadon Se !
Kuch Aankhon Ki Barsaaton Se !
Jao Main Ne Tumhein Aazad Kiya !
Kuch Uljhey Suljhey Dhaagey They !
Kuch Kachey Pakkey Naatey They !
Un Naaton Mein Koi Apna Tha !
Us Se Apna Sa Ik Rishta Tha !
Us Rishtey Mein Ik Chaahat Thi !
Us Chaahat Se Tumhein Aazad Kiya !
Jao Main Ne Tumhein Aazad Kiya...
Main Ne Tumhein Aazad Kiya !
Kuch Qasmon Se !
Kuch Waadon Se !
Kuch Aankhon Ki Barsaaton Se !
Jao Main Ne Tumhein Aazad Kiya !
Kuch Uljhey Suljhey Dhaagey They !
Kuch Kachey Pakkey Naatey They !
Un Naaton Mein Koi Apna Tha !
Us Se Apna Sa Ik Rishta Tha !
Us Rishtey Mein Ik Chaahat Thi !
Us Chaahat Se Tumhein Aazad Kiya !
Jao Main Ne Tumhein Aazad Kiya...
Ab to bus jaan he daine ki baari hai jANA
"Ab to bus jaan he daine ki baari hai jANA,
Mein kahan tak sabit karoon k wafa hai mujh main.
Mein kahan tak sabit karoon k wafa hai mujh main.
Hum Sabhi Khawab Churatay
Hum Sabhi Khawab Churatay Teri Ankhon Se Magar
Teri Palkon Ko Khabar_Daar Na Hony Detay
Hum Sabhi Rung Churatay Tere Chehray Se Magar
Be_Asar Tere Lab_o Rukhsar Na Honay Detay
Tujh Se Miltay Teri Saanson Se Mila Kr Saansain
Ek Bhi Saans
Gunah-Gaar Na Honay Detay
Hum Tujhay Dukh Bhi Sunatay Tu Lateefon Ki Tarah
Hum Tabiyat Teri Be_Zaar Na Honay Detay
Hum Girha Kholtay Sub Teri Shanasaai Ki
Tujh Ko Is Tarah Se Pur_iSraar Na Honay Detay... (-,=)
Teri Palkon Ko Khabar_Daar Na Hony Detay
Hum Sabhi Rung Churatay Tere Chehray Se Magar
Be_Asar Tere Lab_o Rukhsar Na Honay Detay
Tujh Se Miltay Teri Saanson Se Mila Kr Saansain
Ek Bhi Saans
Gunah-Gaar Na Honay Detay
Hum Tujhay Dukh Bhi Sunatay Tu Lateefon Ki Tarah
Hum Tabiyat Teri Be_Zaar Na Honay Detay
Hum Girha Kholtay Sub Teri Shanasaai Ki
Tujh Ko Is Tarah Se Pur_iSraar Na Honay Detay... (-,=)
Agar tum se koi poochay
Agar tum se koi poochay
...Batao,...
Zindagi kya hai?
(Hatheli pe zara si khaak rakhna aur urra dena).
{Hazrat Ali )
...Batao,...
Zindagi kya hai?
(Hatheli pe zara si khaak rakhna aur urra dena).
{Hazrat Ali )
Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho
Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.
Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.
Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.
Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)
Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.
Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.
Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)
Baap Ne Apni Beti ko Gift de Kar bola k
Ek Sawal:
Baap Ne Apni Beti ko Gift de Kar bola k
Bhook Lagy to kha Lena,
Pyas lagy to P Lena,
Aur Sardi lagy to Aag laga Dena!
Batao wo kon See Cheez hai?
Reply SOCH KAR.
Baap Ne Apni Beti ko Gift de Kar bola k
Bhook Lagy to kha Lena,
Pyas lagy to P Lena,
Aur Sardi lagy to Aag laga Dena!
Batao wo kon See Cheez hai?
Reply SOCH KAR.
Manzilain un ko
Manzilain un ko
mila karti hain
jin ka sheva ho
faraib...
Hum ne to
Daastaan-e
sadaaqat main
luta dee
zindagi apni...
mila karti hain
jin ka sheva ho
faraib...
Hum ne to
Daastaan-e
sadaaqat main
luta dee
zindagi apni...
jo hum pe guzri hai kab
jo hum pe guzri hai kabi tum par bi guzre.
tum ko bi yad ayen beti batain jana.
tum ko bi yad ayen beti batain jana.
Tanhai main rehte hein kay
Tanhai main rehte hein kay yun dil ko sakooN Ho
yeh Chot Kisi SahiB-e-mehfil Sey Lagi the. . . ./
yeh Chot Kisi SahiB-e-mehfil Sey Lagi the. . . ./
Mujhe Aaj b us k piyar
Mujhe Aaj b us k piyar ki shidat rone nhi deti,
"faraz "
Wo kehta tha main mar jaun ga tumhare ansuon k girny se pehle.
"faraz "
Wo kehta tha main mar jaun ga tumhare ansuon k girny se pehle.
Ek Chooha Maarna Hai
Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.
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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.
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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. :-P
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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.
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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. :-P
Papa Bohat Shareef Hain
Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.
Mom: Woh Kese?
Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.
Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
Mom: Woh Kese?
Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.
Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Usk
Tip Of The Day:
Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.
Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...
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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)
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Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.
Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...
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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)
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This bright, new day
This bright, new day...
Cmplete wid 24 hrs of opportunities, choices & attitude...
A perfectly matched set of 1440 minutes.
This unique gift, this one day, cannot be exchanged, replaced or refunded...
Handle wid care.
Make the most of it...
G o _ O d
M o R n I n G (=,-)
Cmplete wid 24 hrs of opportunities, choices & attitude...
A perfectly matched set of 1440 minutes.
This unique gift, this one day, cannot be exchanged, replaced or refunded...
Handle wid care.
Make the most of it...
G o _ O d
M o R n I n G (=,-)
The greatest gift Is not found
R e m e m b e r !!
The greatest gift
Is not found
In a store nor under a tree,
But
In the hearts of
T R U E
F R I E N D S ... (=
The greatest gift
Is not found
In a store nor under a tree,
But
In the hearts of
T R U E
F R I E N D S ... (=
Pathan public toilet gya
Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha
"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yaha bethe ho?
Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-
"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yaha bethe ho?
Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-
Agar Tum Apny'TAKKABUR'
'Agar Tum Apny'TAKKABUR'
ko Torna Chahtay Ho
To
KiSi Ghareeb Aur MufliS ko Salaam karo,
Aur
Puri Tawajoh k Sath, US Se
MuSafah KARO...
ko Torna Chahtay Ho
To
KiSi Ghareeb Aur MufliS ko Salaam karo,
Aur
Puri Tawajoh k Sath, US Se
MuSafah KARO...
Us Se Kehna K Aaj Main Bohat Khush Hon Faraz
Us Se Kehna K Aaj Main Bohat Khush Hon Faraz...
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Pichli Sardiyon Ki Jacket Nikaali To Jaib Se 100 Rupay Nikle. :-)
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Pichli Sardiyon Ki Jacket Nikaali To Jaib Se 100 Rupay Nikle. :-)
Suno…!!! Meri Aankhain
Suno…!!!
Meri Aankhain
Khareedo Gay…??
(-_-)
Mujhay Ik
Khawab Ka
Taawaan Bharna Hai…
Meri Aankhain
Khareedo Gay…??
(-_-)
Mujhay Ik
Khawab Ka
Taawaan Bharna Hai…
TuM tou MeRe ApNy ho
TuM tou MeRe ApNy ho PhIr ye TaKalluf Kesa ,
' Faraz '
LoG tou GhaIroN se bhI Keh dety haIN BateIN DIl kI.
' Faraz '
LoG tou GhaIroN se bhI Keh dety haIN BateIN DIl kI.
Milne ka waada unke mon se
Milne ka waada unke mon se to nikal hi gaya
MOHSIN ,,
Hum ne poochi jaga to hans k kaha khawab main aa jana ,,
MOHSIN ,,
Hum ne poochi jaga to hans k kaha khawab main aa jana ,,
A L w i d a keh ke cHaLi GaYi
A L w i d a
keh ke cHaLi GaYi Un RaHoN sE. . . .
Aj Main Apni ANkhOn Ke Anso'on se uske QadMo ke Neshan ko mita raha hoN..
keh ke cHaLi GaYi Un RaHoN sE. . . .
Aj Main Apni ANkhOn Ke Anso'on se uske QadMo ke Neshan ko mita raha hoN..
Khwab ka aitbaar kr
Khwab ka aitbaar kr loo'n kya?
Ankh per inhisaar kr loo'n kya?
Maine kuch b nahin kaha tujh sy.
Aur bhi ikhtisar kr loo'n kya?
Teer aa kr mere qareeb gira.
Kya kro'n, aar paar kr loo'n kya?
Tu mohbt nahin,Aqeeda hy.
Main tujhey ikhtiyar kr loo'n kya.
Aik manzar bnanay wala hun.
Is mein shamil bahaar kr loo'n kya?
Zindgi to guzaar skta hun!
Zindgi ko guzaar kr,,, loo'n kya?
Dil b khamosh ho gya Faisal.
Ankh per inhisaar kr loo'n kya?
Maine kuch b nahin kaha tujh sy.
Aur bhi ikhtisar kr loo'n kya?
Teer aa kr mere qareeb gira.
Kya kro'n, aar paar kr loo'n kya?
Tu mohbt nahin,Aqeeda hy.
Main tujhey ikhtiyar kr loo'n kya.
Aik manzar bnanay wala hun.
Is mein shamil bahaar kr loo'n kya?
Zindgi to guzaar skta hun!
Zindgi ko guzaar kr,,, loo'n kya?
Dil b khamosh ho gya Faisal.
Purchase 20 Vehicals in 20rs
Riddle:
One Car Rs 4
One Bike 50 Paisa
One Cycle 25 Paisa
Purchase 20 Vehicals in 20rs,
It is necessary to purchase every thing at-least one.
One Car Rs 4
One Bike 50 Paisa
One Cycle 25 Paisa
Purchase 20 Vehicals in 20rs,
It is necessary to purchase every thing at-least one.
Ek chor Police sy chupty huey
Ek chor Police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya
Wahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gaye
sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola
Bachao Bachao
sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya
or Police sy bach gya
Wahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gaye
sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola
Bachao Bachao
sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya
DAILY DAWN
DAILY DAWN:
CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.
Q) Wat is da capital of France?
ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France
RESULT DAY: Students FAILED
EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D
CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.
CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.
Q) Wat is da capital of France?
ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is da capital of France
RESULT DAY: Students FAILED
EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D
CONCLUSION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.
U Know 1 & 1 Makes 2
U Know
1 & 1 Makes 2.
U Also Know
1 & 1 Makes 11.
Do U Know.
1 & 1 Makes 1 ???
But..How?
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Just Fall In Love.
;-)
1 & 1 Makes 2.
U Also Know
1 & 1 Makes 11.
Do U Know.
1 & 1 Makes 1 ???
But..How?
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Just Fall In Love.
;-)
Itz the Month of Snow & Songs
Itz the Month of
Snow & Songs
Candles, Cakes n
Celebrations
Itz December
Njoy dis LuVly n glorious Month
NOTE-Plz Ignore
if U r an STUDENT
Snow & Songs
Candles, Cakes n
Celebrations
Itz December
Njoy dis LuVly n glorious Month
NOTE-Plz Ignore
if U r an STUDENT
Not every bird dances
Not every bird
dances,
but
peacock does..
Not evry flower
represnts LOVE,
but
Rose does..
Not evry person
reaches till d HEART,
but
u do..
dances,
but
peacock does..
Not evry flower
represnts LOVE,
but
Rose does..
Not evry person
reaches till d HEART,
but
u do..
2 great days in a human
There r 2 great days in a human's lyf-
''the day we r born
&
the day we prove y we born"
''the day we r born
&
the day we prove y we born"
Jis din tum Ko shaam sataYe
Jis din tum Ko shaam sataYe
sard haWa dil na behlaYe
jis shab Jana'n..!
So na SaKo tum,,,
tanhaYi mein bhi tanha..
ho na SaKo tum
baY'chaini Kuch barh si JaYe
aanKh baY'Waja num ho JaYe
samjhO mein nY Yaad KiYa hY....!!
sard haWa dil na behlaYe
jis shab Jana'n..!
So na SaKo tum,,,
tanhaYi mein bhi tanha..
ho na SaKo tum
baY'chaini Kuch barh si JaYe
aanKh baY'Waja num ho JaYe
samjhO mein nY Yaad KiYa hY....!!
As the Year 2009 Draws To An End
As the Year 2009 Draws To An End,
I Want To Thank The Special People,
Who Touched My Life With Their Concern & Made My Life More Meaningful,
You are One of them,
THANK YOU For Your Contribution To My Life.
May ALMIGHTY ALLAH continue
To give U abundant Blessing
& Happiness In The coming Year 2010!
Ameen.
I Want To Thank The Special People,
Who Touched My Life With Their Concern & Made My Life More Meaningful,
You are One of them,
THANK YOU For Your Contribution To My Life.
May ALMIGHTY ALLAH continue
To give U abundant Blessing
& Happiness In The coming Year 2010!
Ameen.
Hazaron Duaon
Hazaron Duaon
Beshumar Wafaon
An-Ginat Mohabaton
Be-Panah Chahaton
or
Khushion k La-Zawal Khazane K Sath Aapko
Naya Saal Mubarak Ho.
Beshumar Wafaon
An-Ginat Mohabaton
Be-Panah Chahaton
or
Khushion k La-Zawal Khazane K Sath Aapko
Naya Saal Mubarak Ho.
Ho gai Karachi University mein Faraz ki pitai
Ho gai Karachi University mein Faraz ki pitai,
Kyun k relly thi jamiat ki aur wo keh raha tha
Altaf Bahi...
Altaf Bhai... =P ;)
Kyun k relly thi jamiat ki aur wo keh raha tha
Altaf Bahi...
Altaf Bhai... =P ;)
POCKET mein Rocket
Aapko Moon pe jana ho to aap kiske paas jaoge..?
ISRO..?
NASA..?
No..
Ranbir Kapoor k Paas..
Qki uske-"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai
ISRO..?
NASA..?
No..
Ranbir Kapoor k Paas..
Qki uske-"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai
Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
SANTA: "I Love U"
Means Kya Hota H?
GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"
:-D
Means Kya Hota H?
GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"
:-D
December Ki Udass rutt
December Ki Udass rutt
lout ayi hay nami ankhon mein liye
aur keh rahi hay mujhe
k tere waste ab ki baar bhi
mere daman mein sirf tanhayi hay!!!
lout ayi hay nami ankhon mein liye
aur keh rahi hay mujhe
k tere waste ab ki baar bhi
mere daman mein sirf tanhayi hay!!!
Teri zaat se sabhi rashte
Teri zaat se sabhi rashte nate tor daye hai miane.
saal guzer gaya teri yad ka ek rishta baqi hai muj mia.
saal guzer gaya teri yad ka ek rishta baqi hai muj mia.
Practice makes man perfec
Practice makes man perfect...
Then wat abt woman??
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Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P
Then wat abt woman??
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Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P
Unknown number se call
Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call Ya Call Aaye to...
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Receive Kar Lena,
Ho Sakta Hai,
Tumharay Kisi Jannay Waly Ne Apna No Change Kar Liya Ho. :-)
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Receive Kar Lena,
Ho Sakta Hai,
Tumharay Kisi Jannay Waly Ne Apna No Change Kar Liya Ho. :-)
Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH
You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?
Shair Arz Kia Hai
EK Main Aur EK Tu.
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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)
Wanna Proof?
Shair Arz Kia Hai
EK Main Aur EK Tu.
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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)
Mai tasawar bhe judai ka
Mai tasawar bhe judai ka bhala kaisay kron,
Mai ne qismat ki lakeeroo se churaya hai tjhe...
Mai ne qismat ki lakeeroo se churaya hai tjhe...
December k maheenay ka w0h
December k maheenay ka w0h shayad aakhri din tha
Guzray baras kaheen maine
mohabbt lafz Likha tha
Kisi kaghaz k tukrray Per
Achanak Yad aaya he
Guzre baras kaheen mujhko
Kisi se bat kerni thi
Usy kehna tha jaan_e_jaan!
Mujhe tum se møhabbat he
Mager !!
Mai keh nahi Paya
Wo kaghaz aaj tak Lipta Para he dhøøl mei
Lekin,,Kisi kø de nahi Paya
December Phir k aya he
December Phir k ja raha he
Magr!!
Døbara chah ker bhi mai
mohabbt ker nahi Paya..
Guzray baras kaheen maine
mohabbt lafz Likha tha
Kisi kaghaz k tukrray Per
Achanak Yad aaya he
Guzre baras kaheen mujhko
Kisi se bat kerni thi
Usy kehna tha jaan_e_jaan!
Mujhe tum se møhabbat he
Mager !!
Mai keh nahi Paya
Wo kaghaz aaj tak Lipta Para he dhøøl mei
Lekin,,Kisi kø de nahi Paya
December Phir k aya he
December Phir k ja raha he
Magr!!
Døbara chah ker bhi mai
mohabbt ker nahi Paya..
Hum kahan jainge
Hum kahan jainge drd-e-dil ki dawa k liye
Khud se juda na kro humain khuda k liye
Ajeb us ka jumla tha SÄGÄR juda hote wqt
Koi 0r dhond lo wafa k liye.
Khud se juda na kro humain khuda k liye
Ajeb us ka jumla tha SÄGÄR juda hote wqt
Koi 0r dhond lo wafa k liye.
Meray nazdeek aa k dekh
Meray nazdeek aa k dekh meray ahsas ki shiddat"MOHSIN",
Mera dil kitna dharakta hai teray naam k sath..
Mera dil kitna dharakta hai teray naam k sath..
Koi umeed jo hoti
Koi umeed jo hoti tere lot aane ki,
Phr na hoti aisi halat dil dewane ki,
Main to hr haal me khush rehne ki justju me raha,
Na gai teri aadat wo staane ki,
Zndgi jabr e musalsal ki trah kat raha hon,
Nhi deta koi dua b mr jane ki,
Tere sang beeta hr lamha yad aata hy,
Jb b koshish ki tjhe bhulane ki,
Ab to aksar yahi sochta rehta hon "tanha"
Tujh ko mangon ya mangon dua tje bhulane ki.
Phr na hoti aisi halat dil dewane ki,
Main to hr haal me khush rehne ki justju me raha,
Na gai teri aadat wo staane ki,
Zndgi jabr e musalsal ki trah kat raha hon,
Nhi deta koi dua b mr jane ki,
Tere sang beeta hr lamha yad aata hy,
Jb b koshish ki tjhe bhulane ki,
Ab to aksar yahi sochta rehta hon "tanha"
Tujh ko mangon ya mangon dua tje bhulane ki.
Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga
After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)
Happy new islamic year
Assalam-o-Alaikum!
Friday 18 DEC 2009
Baad Az Azan-e-Maghrib
HAPPY ISLAMIC
NEW YEAR
*1431 HIJRI*
I'm SURE
Aapko Sabse Pehly
Meney Islami Year Wish Kya hay.
Friday 18 DEC 2009
Baad Az Azan-e-Maghrib
HAPPY ISLAMIC
NEW YEAR
*1431 HIJRI*
I'm SURE
Aapko Sabse Pehly
Meney Islami Year Wish Kya hay.
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police
1) they Look healthy due to packings inside
2)wearing new unwashed clothes
3) new haircut n face shave
4) they do not speak or engage in talk
5) Recite something in their mouth
Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above
Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
1) they Look healthy due to packings inside
2)wearing new unwashed clothes
3) new haircut n face shave
4) they do not speak or engage in talk
5) Recite something in their mouth
Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above
Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
Gurbat ki waja se Kisi Ko faqeer mat
Gurbat ki waja se
Kisi Ko faqeer mat
Samjo Q K Uska "RAB" B Wohi HE
Jo Aap Ka he
Wo "Ye" Sb Use Ata
kr sakta he
OR Aap Se "Le" B Sakta he
Kisi Ko faqeer mat
Samjo Q K Uska "RAB" B Wohi HE
Jo Aap Ka he
Wo "Ye" Sb Use Ata
kr sakta he
OR Aap Se "Le" B Sakta he
PATHAN naqli note lekar
PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,
SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)
Are You KIDDING MAMA
Paki-Nursery Poem 2009
Baby Baby ...
Yes Mama !!
Eating Sugar ... ?
Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D
Baby Baby ...
Yes Mama !!
Eating Sugar ... ?
Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D
Most Superior example of love in My life
Most Superior example of love in My life .
"When apples are 4 & we are 5
Then my mother
Says, "i dont like apples."
(Bu Ali Seena)
"When apples are 4 & we are 5
Then my mother
Says, "i dont like apples."
(Bu Ali Seena)
Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye
Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Malkin: Kyun?
Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab
"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.
Malkin: Kyun?
Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab
"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.
Tu sambhal lena yaa
Startz wid
"hi"
Changez to "wassup"
Growz to
"oye pagal"
Tendz to
"tu apna dimagh mat chala"
Fallz to
"thappar khana hy"
&
finally
"tu sambhal lena yaar"
Datz FRIENDSHIP:] thnx fr being ma frnd.... =)
"hi"
Changez to "wassup"
Growz to
"oye pagal"
Tendz to
"tu apna dimagh mat chala"
Fallz to
"thappar khana hy"
&
finally
"tu sambhal lena yaar"
Datz FRIENDSHIP:] thnx fr being ma frnd.... =)
In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi
In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi
FARAZ
Geezar Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar...!
FARAZ
Geezar Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar...!
Gadho par research ki hai
Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,
wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!
HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo
"GADHA" Hai
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,
wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!
HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo
"GADHA" Hai
Tumhry 'KHWAB'
PARVEEN SHAKIR
Tumhry 'KHWAB' sajany mein lutf aata hai...
K apna aap 'JALANY' mein lutf aata hai...
Khuda say jb ap k lye dua karti hn
Mujhy ye "HATH" uthany men lutf aata hai...
Teri "YAAD" mein bas jaagtay rahein shab bhar...
Khd apni NEEND churany me lutf aata hai...
Teri "ZAAT" se hai be_panah "PIYAR" hamein..
Tumhary "NAAZ" uthany men lutf aata hai.
Tumhry 'KHWAB' sajany mein lutf aata hai...
K apna aap 'JALANY' mein lutf aata hai...
Khuda say jb ap k lye dua karti hn
Mujhy ye "HATH" uthany men lutf aata hai...
Teri "YAAD" mein bas jaagtay rahein shab bhar...
Khd apni NEEND churany me lutf aata hai...
Teri "ZAAT" se hai be_panah "PIYAR" hamein..
Tumhary "NAAZ" uthany men lutf aata hai.
Ajeeb kismat mili hai
Ajeeb kismat mili hai mujhe bhi yaa RUB.
jo aaj mera hua hai kal usne mar bi jana hai.
jo aaj mera hua hai kal usne mar bi jana hai.
Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar
Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi K Baad.
Ab Paish Hai.
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Sindhi Underwear.
A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)
Ab Paish Hai.
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Sindhi Underwear.
A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)
December ki pehli barish
Maan lo aaj tum hamari ye guzarish,
Dilo'n se mita do aaj saari ranjish,
Jhoom lo, naacho, gaao aur khoob khusiya'n manao,
Isi umeed k saath
Mubarak ho aap ko december ki pehli barish ... =]
Good Evening
Have a nice, fine & chill evening
(-,=)
Dilo'n se mita do aaj saari ranjish,
Jhoom lo, naacho, gaao aur khoob khusiya'n manao,
Isi umeed k saath
Mubarak ho aap ko december ki pehli barish ... =]
Good Evening
Have a nice, fine & chill evening
(-,=)
REALITY OF FEAR
REALITY OF FEAR
You're not scared of the dark
You're scared of what's in it
You're not afraid of heights
You're afraid 0f falling
You're not afraid of people around you
You're just afraid of rejection
You're not afraid to love
You're just afraid of not being loved back
And
You're not afraid to try again You're just afraid of getting hurt for the same reason ... !
You're not scared of the dark
You're scared of what's in it
You're not afraid of heights
You're afraid 0f falling
You're not afraid of people around you
You're just afraid of rejection
You're not afraid to love
You're just afraid of not being loved back
And
You're not afraid to try again You're just afraid of getting hurt for the same reason ... !
In life whn u face choices
In life whn u face choices,
just toss a coin,
not coz it settles d question
But,
While d coin is in air u'll knw wh8 ur heart really desires for.. (=
just toss a coin,
not coz it settles d question
But,
While d coin is in air u'll knw wh8 ur heart really desires for.. (=
Hum ne Apne Liye Ambulance ka Bandobast
Hum ne Apne Liye Ambulance ka Bandobast Kar liya hai FARAZ...
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Suna hai 2ND Year ka Result Aanay Wala hai. :-(
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Suna hai 2ND Year ka Result Aanay Wala hai. :-(
Akser ye sochte hein akeyle
Akser ye sochte hein akeyle mein beth kar,,
jab tum the mere sath who lamhe kidhar gaye.
jab tum the mere sath who lamhe kidhar gaye.
Wo akhri shab december k
Wo akhri shab december ki,
Darwazy ki chokhat pay
Muntazir tumhari thi,
Nigah me uska chehra tha,
Subah say sham thera tha,
Magar sham dhaltay hi
Mere aanso nikal aaye,
Bohut Na umeed ho kar
Main darwazay say palat aai,
K itnay me awaz aayii, Ulfatoun ki raahon me,
Apni Mohabbat k,
Muntazir nahi hotay, Mohabbat khud hi aati hai, Mohabbat khud hi jati hai, Main jhapti foran chokhat par,
Magr Wo Wehm Mera tha,
Baras pichlay December me,Tu mujhsay milnay aya tha,
Na pocho mujsay gyara(11) mah
kesay maine bitaaye hain,
Hr ik lamha ye socha tha,
Decembr kab tu aayega,
Mujhe milnay Wo aayega... |'!'|
Darwazy ki chokhat pay
Muntazir tumhari thi,
Nigah me uska chehra tha,
Subah say sham thera tha,
Magar sham dhaltay hi
Mere aanso nikal aaye,
Bohut Na umeed ho kar
Main darwazay say palat aai,
K itnay me awaz aayii, Ulfatoun ki raahon me,
Apni Mohabbat k,
Muntazir nahi hotay, Mohabbat khud hi aati hai, Mohabbat khud hi jati hai, Main jhapti foran chokhat par,
Magr Wo Wehm Mera tha,
Baras pichlay December me,Tu mujhsay milnay aya tha,
Na pocho mujsay gyara(11) mah
kesay maine bitaaye hain,
Hr ik lamha ye socha tha,
Decembr kab tu aayega,
Mujhe milnay Wo aayega... |'!'|
Chota brother of faraz
Meri mOhabat ka mazak mat banaO
"'DARAZ'"
hyraan mat hOn, i m chOta brOther Of 'FARAZ'...
"'DARAZ'"
hyraan mat hOn, i m chOta brOther Of 'FARAZ'...
Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah
Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah
Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah
Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe
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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah
Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah
Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe
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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!
Us Roz Kisi Pel Mujhe
Us Roz Kisi Pel Mujhe Aaram Na Aaya
Jis Roz Mere Lub Pe Tera Naam Na Aaya
Humne Us Shaam Ko Shaam Na Kaha
Jis Shaam Tu Yaad Sar-E-Aam Na Aaya
Jis Roz Mere Lub Pe Tera Naam Na Aaya
Humne Us Shaam Ko Shaam Na Kaha
Jis Shaam Tu Yaad Sar-E-Aam Na Aaya
Jee Bhar K Dekhon Tujhe
Jee Bhar K Dekhon Tujhe Agar Tujhko Gawara Hoo
Betab Meri Nazrain Hon Or Pyar Tumhara Ho
Jaan Ki Fikar Hoo Na Zamaney Ki Parwa
Ek Tera Pyar Hoo Sirf Hamara Hoo
Betab Meri Nazrain Hon Or Pyar Tumhara Ho
Jaan Ki Fikar Hoo Na Zamaney Ki Parwa
Ek Tera Pyar Hoo Sirf Hamara Hoo
Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh
Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,
Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:
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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:
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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
Mudat k baad us ne
Mudat k baad us ne ki jo lutf ki nigaah
Dil khush to ho gya magr ansoo nikal paray,
Dil khush to ho gya magr ansoo nikal paray,
Nata torne k bad
Nata torne k bad us ne mange hai daye hue tohfe.
wo sub kuch le gaya sawye yaadon k...
wo sub kuch le gaya sawye yaadon k...
Suba ko baagh me shabnam parti hae faqat is liye
Suba ko baagh me shabnam parti hae faqat is liye...!!
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K ptta ptta kare zikar Khuda ka ba-wuzu ho kr...!!
(ALLAMA IQBAL)
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K ptta ptta kare zikar Khuda ka ba-wuzu ho kr...!!
(ALLAMA IQBAL)
My wifes first husband
A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
i always pray 4u that
I always pray 4u that.
May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny
May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny
May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
sadian hussain ki hain zmana hussain ka
Afzal hy kul
jahan se
ghrana
HUSSAIN ka
Nabion ka tajdar hy Nana HUSSAIN ka
1 pal ki thi bas hakomat yazeed ki
Sadian HUSSAIN ki hain zmana HUSSAIN ka.
jahan se
ghrana
HUSSAIN ka
Nabion ka tajdar hy Nana HUSSAIN ka
1 pal ki thi bas hakomat yazeed ki
Sadian HUSSAIN ki hain zmana HUSSAIN ka.
zara bs ka horn poo poo baja do
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do
knowledge week
KNOWLEDGE WEEK
Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti
Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai
Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya
Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.
Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai
Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
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=P =D
Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti
Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai
Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya
Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.
Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai
Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
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=P =D
friends are always badtameez
'Badtameez' Friends are always 'bdtmz'.
They receive many msgs but they send 'ikka dukka' msgs in a week.
Actually they r spacial kind of 'bgairat'.
They become more 'Dheet' after a lot of 'baisti'.
They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.
And they never eat 'SHARAM'. :-P
They receive many msgs but they send 'ikka dukka' msgs in a week.
Actually they r spacial kind of 'bgairat'.
They become more 'Dheet' after a lot of 'baisti'.
They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.
And they never eat 'SHARAM'. :-P
pagal khanay ka incharge
Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:
Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.
Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.
Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.
Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)
Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.
Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.
Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.
Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)
aapka or mera rishta
Today's Game!
Aapka Or Mera Rishta.
Plz Select Any 1 Number.
445, 663, 999, 881,
554, 336, 000, 118.
Reply is Must.
999: Khubsurat Ehsaas
000: Best Friend
445: Sincerity
554: Time Pass
663: G/F, B/F
336: Dil k Rishta
881: Love
118: Dhoka.
Aapka Or Mera Rishta.
Plz Select Any 1 Number.
445, 663, 999, 881,
554, 336, 000, 118.
Reply is Must.
999: Khubsurat Ehsaas
000: Best Friend
445: Sincerity
554: Time Pass
663: G/F, B/F
336: Dil k Rishta
881: Love
118: Dhoka.
never say i failed 1000 times
"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"
(Thomas Edison)
Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man'na nahi =P ;)
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"
(Thomas Edison)
Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man'na nahi =P ;)
100 rupay ka note mila
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
"khair Mubarak" ;p : )
Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
"khair Mubarak" ;p : )
its only for inteligent
1 ladke ne 1 ladki se uska nema pucha to ladki ne kaha meri skuti ke piche likha he
6.1
6.3
6.2
2.1
dimag ho to ladki ka nam batao.
Only for inteligent
6.1
6.3
6.2
2.1
dimag ho to ladki ka nam batao.
Only for inteligent
us ne mera zakham
Us ne mera zakham deikh kr kaha
lao marham laga do.
mai ne kaha
rahne do ye mujhe yad dilate hai k mia zind hun.
lao marham laga do.
mai ne kaha
rahne do ye mujhe yad dilate hai k mia zind hun.
brha rhi hain mere dukh
Brha Rhi hain Mere Dukh Nishanyan Teri
me tere khat,
teri tsveer tk jla donga.
me tere khat,
teri tsveer tk jla donga.
maantay hain lahore lahore
Maantay Hain Lahore Lahore Hai.
Par Karachi Uska Shauhar Hai.
Karachi Main Bhi Ek Lahore Hai.
Jiska Naam "Gulistan-e-Jauhar" Hai.
Par Karachi Uska Shauhar Hai.
Karachi Main Bhi Ek Lahore Hai.
Jiska Naam "Gulistan-e-Jauhar" Hai.
ro ro kay pocha
Ro Ro kay pocha mujh sy marey Aansoun nay
tu apni kismat main aur kitney Gham Rakhta hai
tu apni kismat main aur kitney Gham Rakhta hai
cutest story ever
'Cutest Story Ever'
Kid- Mom I love u more thn u love me
Mom: how can u prove dix my son?
Kid: Coz u've 2 sons n i've only one mother =]
SHHO CHWEEET :]
Kid- Mom I love u more thn u love me
Mom: how can u prove dix my son?
Kid: Coz u've 2 sons n i've only one mother =]
SHHO CHWEEET :]
loyal friend is better than a royal friend
Dont try to have friends who
can achieve great heights.
Have a frnd who can hold
when u fall from d greatest height.
"A Loyal friend is better than a Royal friend "
can achieve great heights.
Have a frnd who can hold
when u fall from d greatest height.
"A Loyal friend is better than a Royal friend "
sardar in romantic style
Newly Weded Srdr Couple's Luv words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H
Sdr in ROMANTIC style:
or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H
Sdr in ROMANTIC style:
or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho
every heart has a pain
Nice Saying:
Every Heart Has A Pain
Only D Way Of Xpression iS Diferent
Some Hide iT iN Eyes
while Some Hide iN Der Smile
Every Heart Has A Pain
Only D Way Of Xpression iS Diferent
Some Hide iT iN Eyes
while Some Hide iN Der Smile
1 admi mrty waqt dost se
1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi
Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi
Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)
old concept do or die
Old concept: "Do or die "
New concept: "Do before u die "
Latest concept: "Dont die until u do "
Our concept:
"WHAT TO DO!?!?!"
Good Night
New concept: "Do before u die "
Latest concept: "Dont die until u do "
Our concept:
"WHAT TO DO!?!?!"
Good Night
importance of dua
Aik "Bazurg" Se kisi ne sawaal kiya k
"Agar hmaare naseeb mein pehle se hi
sab kuch likh diya gaya hai to phir DUA kyun kren?
"Bazurg" ne Farmaya:
"Ho sakta hai Tumhare Parwardigaar ne yehi Tumhaare naseeb mein likh dia ho k Maango gay to milay ga warna nahi".
SUBHANALLAH.
SPREAD IT.
"Agar hmaare naseeb mein pehle se hi
sab kuch likh diya gaya hai to phir DUA kyun kren?
"Bazurg" ne Farmaya:
"Ho sakta hai Tumhare Parwardigaar ne yehi Tumhaare naseeb mein likh dia ho k Maango gay to milay ga warna nahi".
SUBHANALLAH.
SPREAD IT.
asar dil per karay
Asar dil per karay shikwa,
shikayat ho to aisi ho.!
Galay lag kar koi roye,
Nadamat ho to aisi ho.!
yehi mehsus ho jaisay
kai sadiyan guzari hain
faqat ek pal ki furqat mein,
Aziat ho to aisi ho..!!
mujhe kanta chubhay aur
us ki ankhon se lahu tapke,
talluq ho to aisa ho,
MUHABAT ho to aisi ho.
shikayat ho to aisi ho.!
Galay lag kar koi roye,
Nadamat ho to aisi ho.!
yehi mehsus ho jaisay
kai sadiyan guzari hain
faqat ek pal ki furqat mein,
Aziat ho to aisi ho..!!
mujhe kanta chubhay aur
us ki ankhon se lahu tapke,
talluq ho to aisa ho,
MUHABAT ho to aisi ho.
kabi thak k so gaye hum
Kabi thak k so gaye hum,
Kabi raat bhar na soye,
Kabi hans k ghum chupaya,
Kabi munh chupa k roye,
Meri Dastan-e-Hasrat wo suna suna k roye,
Mere Azmany waley mjhey Aazma k roye,
Shab-e-gham ki aap beeti jo sunayi Anjuman main,
Kai sun k Muskraye,
Kai Muskura k roye,
Main hun Be-Watan Musafir,
Mera naam Be-Kasi hai,
Mera koi bhi nahi hai jo Galey laga k roye,
Mere paas se Guzar ker mera Haal tak na pucha,
Main ye kese maan jaun k wo door ja k roye?
Kabi raat bhar na soye,
Kabi hans k ghum chupaya,
Kabi munh chupa k roye,
Meri Dastan-e-Hasrat wo suna suna k roye,
Mere Azmany waley mjhey Aazma k roye,
Shab-e-gham ki aap beeti jo sunayi Anjuman main,
Kai sun k Muskraye,
Kai Muskura k roye,
Main hun Be-Watan Musafir,
Mera naam Be-Kasi hai,
Mera koi bhi nahi hai jo Galey laga k roye,
Mere paas se Guzar ker mera Haal tak na pucha,
Main ye kese maan jaun k wo door ja k roye?
zindagi agar jaam hai
Zindagi agar jaam hai tu saqi pee jane de..
mujhe bi kisi ki ankhon se toot kar bikhar jane de..
mujhe bi kisi ki ankhon se toot kar bikhar jane de..
jahan mein koi hadsaa nahi
Marna tu is jahan mein koi hadsaa nahi
Is doar-e-nagawar mein jeena kamal hai... ;->
Is doar-e-nagawar mein jeena kamal hai... ;->
american agency black water
American Agency
Black Water K
Khilaaf Hum Nay
Aik Agency
Banany Ka Socha
Hai. U R Requested
2 Join Us
0ur Agency
Name z
"Soda Water" ;->
Black Water K
Khilaaf Hum Nay
Aik Agency
Banany Ka Socha
Hai. U R Requested
2 Join Us
0ur Agency
Name z
"Soda Water" ;->
dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair
Dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair Arz kia hy
Aankho'n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaado'n k Deep
Hato Bachoo,
Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeeeep.. =P ;)
Aankho'n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaado'n k Deep
Hato Bachoo,
Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeeeep.. =P ;)
a great japanese proverb
A Great JAPANESE Proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it
&
Its PAKISTANI Version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it
&
Its PAKISTANI Version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->
find my hands full of friends
~D e d i c a t e d~
Sumtymz
I find my hands full of Friends
I want to hold 'em tight as I fear losing 'em,
Then I laugh,
When I realize that they are the ones holding me....
Thanks for being there for me...=)
Sumtymz
I find my hands full of Friends
I want to hold 'em tight as I fear losing 'em,
Then I laugh,
When I realize that they are the ones holding me....
Thanks for being there for me...=)
life is not an i pod
'L i f e'
Is not an
'i - P o d'
To listen your
Favorite Songs
It's a
'R a d i o'
You must
'A d j u s t'
Yourself to enjoy,
Whatever comes in it...
Is not an
'i - P o d'
To listen your
Favorite Songs
It's a
'R a d i o'
You must
'A d j u s t'
Yourself to enjoy,
Whatever comes in it...
doctor ne jawab de dia hy
After checkup, Dr. said to wife:
"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don't do the following, he'll die.
Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don't discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."
On the way home, the husband asked:
"What did the Dr. say?
She said:
"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don't do the following, he'll die.
Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don't discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."
On the way home, the husband asked:
"What did the Dr. say?
She said:
"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
im so proud of myself
I'm so proud of
.... M Y S E L F ....
I finished a
Jigsaw Puzzle
In 6 months
And
The box said
2 - 4 years ... =P =D
.... M Y S E L F ....
I finished a
Jigsaw Puzzle
In 6 months
And
The box said
2 - 4 years ... =P =D
band kar diya logo nay faraz
Sms karna is tarah band kar diya logo nay FARAZ,
jaisay in ka naam (N.R.O) main nikal aaya hay.
jaisay in ka naam (N.R.O) main nikal aaya hay.
mobile bana hai har larki ki shan
Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan
Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan
MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan
Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan
12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan
Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran
Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,
Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,
Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,
Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.
Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan
MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan
Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan
12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan
Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran
Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,
Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,
Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,
Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.
udaasiyan badi
Udaasiyan Badi Pathjhar ki tarha Chayi thi,
Kisi ki Yaad se Dil mein Bahar le aaye …!!!
Kisi ki Yaad se Dil mein Bahar le aaye …!!!
memon se farishty ne pucha
1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:
''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.
''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.
usne mujhe ye keh kar chhor diya humayun
Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya HumAyuN
Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.
Aur
Tum Online Aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad. :-(
Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.
Aur
Tum Online Aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad. :-(
everyday i wait for ur msg
Everyday I wait for ur msg,
But everyday u 4get.
Frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt,
then
I'll jump from
TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!
Stop smiling,Im serious.
But everyday u 4get.
Frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt,
then
I'll jump from
TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!
Stop smiling,Im serious.
great love quote
Great love quote:
BOY- Dear,
Why u always hurt me & break my heart?
Girk- I alwys use to break ur heart to just replace my heart there...
BOY- Dear,
Why u always hurt me & break my heart?
Girk- I alwys use to break ur heart to just replace my heart there...
kon kehta hai k pani ko
Kon kehta hai k pani ko tarastay thay "HUSSAIN"
UN KAY HONTON ko tarasta raha pyaasa pani...
UN KAY HONTON ko tarasta raha pyaasa pani...
dasht e karbala me
"Dasht_e_Karbala Me Khara Soch Raha Tha ISLAM,
Faida Kya Howa Kafir Ko MUSALMAN Kr K."
(ALAMA IQBAL)
Faida Kya Howa Kafir Ko MUSALMAN Kr K."
(ALAMA IQBAL)
wo deta hai dard bus
Wo Deta Hai Dard Bus Hum Hee Ko
Kiya Samjhega Wo In Ankhon Ki Nami Ko
Laakhon Deewane Hon Jin K "FARAZ"
Wo Kiya Mehsoos Karega Ek Humari Kami Ko.
Kiya Samjhega Wo In Ankhon Ki Nami Ko
Laakhon Deewane Hon Jin K "FARAZ"
Wo Kiya Mehsoos Karega Ek Humari Kami Ko.
tery jany k baad
Tery jany k baad sirf itna sa gila raha Hum ko "Wasi"
Tu palat kar daikh jata to zindagi intzar mein guzaar daity...!!
Tu palat kar daikh jata to zindagi intzar mein guzaar daity...!!
falsafa e ishq mein
Falsafa-e-Ishq Mein Pesh Aaye
"SawaloN"Ki Tarah
Hum Pareshan Hi Rahe Apne
"KhyaloN"Ki Tarah
Jb B Anjam-e-muhabbat Ne Pukara Khud Ko
Waqt Ne Pesh kiya hum ko "Misalon" ki tarah
Zikr jab ho ga muhabat mein tabahi ka kahin'
Yaad "Hum
aayen gay
Duniya ko "Hawaalon" ki tarah,!!"
"SawaloN"Ki Tarah
Hum Pareshan Hi Rahe Apne
"KhyaloN"Ki Tarah
Jb B Anjam-e-muhabbat Ne Pukara Khud Ko
Waqt Ne Pesh kiya hum ko "Misalon" ki tarah
Zikr jab ho ga muhabat mein tabahi ka kahin'
Yaad "Hum
aayen gay
Duniya ko "Hawaalon" ki tarah,!!"
mobile oscar awards 2009
Mobile Oscar Awards 2009:
_O_
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"BEST SMS Sender" Award Goes To
('HumAyuN')
Ab Jealous Ho Kar Apna Naam na Likhna. :-)
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"BEST SMS Sender" Award Goes To
('HumAyuN')
Ab Jealous Ho Kar Apna Naam na Likhna. :-)
tumhara naam phool rakhon
Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.
Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.
Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.
Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay. :-)
Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.
Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.
Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay. :-)
a cute love story
"A CUTE n STRANGE LOVE STORY"
There was a little boy whose 1st love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street...
As time went by he got married,
But still kept it.
One day,his wife found it and asked,
"Where did u get this?"
The man said,
"I kept that since I was a child,
But why r U asking?"
The girl replied,
"I lost this picture when I was 7...":)
There was a little boy whose 1st love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street...
As time went by he got married,
But still kept it.
One day,his wife found it and asked,
"Where did u get this?"
The man said,
"I kept that since I was a child,
But why r U asking?"
The girl replied,
"I lost this picture when I was 7...":)
aik molvi ki bivi marr gai
Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai Ae buddi":-)
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai Ae buddi":-)
abey main hon na
GOLDEN WORDS
"Abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."
By:
William Badchoda =P =D
"Abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."
By:
William Badchoda =P =D
december aaj kyuun udaas
December aaj kyuuN udaas hai
Mere' liyeYa phir
us ke liye
Jis ke dard ki wajha se
Us ki shaam sard
Aor kaali hai
Ya phir
Wo jo mujh se
bichaR chuke'y
Wo kaheiN Bohat udaas haiN...
Mere' liyeYa phir
us ke liye
Jis ke dard ki wajha se
Us ki shaam sard
Aor kaali hai
Ya phir
Wo jo mujh se
bichaR chuke'y
Wo kaheiN Bohat udaas haiN...
ek tooti hui zanjeer
Ek Tooti hui zanjeer ki Faryad hain Hum.
0r Dunya
samajhti hai k
Azad hain Hum.
Is ashiqui ne Hum ko dya kya hai.
Kal Bhi Barbad thy or Aaj B Barbad hen Hm.
0r Dunya
samajhti hai k
Azad hain Hum.
Is ashiqui ne Hum ko dya kya hai.
Kal Bhi Barbad thy or Aaj B Barbad hen Hm.
fight between teeth tongue
Once there was Fight between teeth & tongue;
teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai
t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D
teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai
t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D
v r nt strong n powerful
V r nt strong n powerful evryday
th8 V weep if need b
2 feel d luv n blosoming of a flower th8 was 1nce a seed
& yes reborn
if need b
daily
Good a.m (=
th8 V weep if need b
2 feel d luv n blosoming of a flower th8 was 1nce a seed
& yes reborn
if need b
daily
Good a.m (=
first million bucks
A l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!
Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)
R e m e m b e r !!
Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)
1 sardar k ghar chori ho gai
1 sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor us ki bv ka zewar le gaye
Logon ny kaha
Chalo srdar g izzat to bch gai bhabi ki
Srdar bola
O wech wech k ty zewar lya c =P ;)
Logon ny kaha
Chalo srdar g izzat to bch gai bhabi ki
Srdar bola
O wech wech k ty zewar lya c =P ;)
sms of the year 2009
The SMS Of The Year 2009:
Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.
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Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)
Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.
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Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)
depressed boy asked an old man
Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:
Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)
Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)
pehle insaan ki nationality
Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?
Boy: Pakistani.
Teacher: Woh Kese?
Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni
Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)
Boy: Pakistani.
Teacher: Woh Kese?
Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni
Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)
ammi ke nic per beva likh diya
Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,
Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,
Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya
tmhara baap tailor hy
Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,
Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,
Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!
have a wonderful christmas
.
*,*.*
*(',')(',')*
*()()
Christmas is near,
and its coming,
Be merry!
Be happy!
Have a wonderful Christmas
&
New Year in advance.
*,*.*
*(',')(',')*
*()()
Christmas is near,
and its coming,
Be merry!
Be happy!
Have a wonderful Christmas
&
New Year in advance.
if you love someone
If YOU
Love
Someone
Just
Dont't
Tell
B'cos
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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...
wo kyon sazaa bhugte
Love
Someone
Just
Dont't
Tell
B'cos
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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...
wo kyon sazaa bhugte
gamon se bhari hai
gamon se bhari hai zindagi yaron MERI...
kis aik ghum ko yad ker ke ashq bahoon main...
kis aik ghum ko yad ker ke ashq bahoon main...
tu mohabbat ki zamin
tu mohabbat ki zamin se mujh ko aawaaz to de
aasmaan par bhi howa to uarr ker aaonga main...
aasmaan par bhi howa to uarr ker aaonga main...
ye saal bhi guzra hy
Ye Saal bhi guzra hy tere Pyar ki manind...
"SAQI"
Aatay hoe kuch aur tha,
Jaatey hoe kuch aur..!!
"SAQI"
Aatay hoe kuch aur tha,
Jaatey hoe kuch aur..!!
muhabbat ki saza
manie us se kaha mujhe muhabbat ki saza do
faraz
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us chawwal ne mere uper parcha karwa dia
faraz
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us chawwal ne mere uper parcha karwa dia
koi suraj jage meri dharti pr
Koi suraj jage meri dharti pr
Kuch aisa ho ye rat dhale
Koi hath me thame hath mera
Koi le kr mj ko sath chle
Koi bethe mere pehlu me
Mere hath pe ateri baat kia krty thy,
Ghar ki diwar sajane ki khatr,
Hum tera naam likha krty thy,
Aj teri tasveer dekhi tu yad aya,
kabi hum b muhbat kia krty thy.
Kuch aisa ho ye rat dhale
Koi hath me thame hath mera
Koi le kr mj ko sath chle
Koi bethe mere pehlu me
Mere hath pe ateri baat kia krty thy,
Ghar ki diwar sajane ki khatr,
Hum tera naam likha krty thy,
Aj teri tasveer dekhi tu yad aya,
kabi hum b muhbat kia krty thy.
tera aks dil k
!"Tera Aks Dil K Qareeb'tr,,,
"Teri Yad Jan Se Aziz'tr,,,
"Tera Dard Sb Se Hai Motbar,,,
"Kabhi Loat Aao Jo Ho Skey,,,
"Tere Bin Soona Mere Dil Ka Nagar,,,
"Mere Hum'nasheen Mere Humsafar,,,
Tera Piyar Hai Azeem'tr,,,
"Tujhe duaen Itni Mein De Sakoon,,,
"Koi gin Saky Na Umar Bhar..!
"Teri Yad Jan Se Aziz'tr,,,
"Tera Dard Sb Se Hai Motbar,,,
"Kabhi Loat Aao Jo Ho Skey,,,
"Tere Bin Soona Mere Dil Ka Nagar,,,
"Mere Hum'nasheen Mere Humsafar,,,
Tera Piyar Hai Azeem'tr,,,
"Tujhe duaen Itni Mein De Sakoon,,,
"Koi gin Saky Na Umar Bhar..!
khwab bn k koi aye ga
Khwab bn k koi aye ga to neend aye gi
ab wohi ah k sulaye ga to neend aye gi
dil ki wo bat jo ankhu se beyan hoti hai
koi honto se sunaye ga to neend aye gi.
ab wohi ah k sulaye ga to neend aye gi
dil ki wo bat jo ankhu se beyan hoti hai
koi honto se sunaye ga to neend aye gi.
aapki birthday hai
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?
1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?
2. Muaf Kardo Gy?
3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?
4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?
5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?
Reply Me.
1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?
2. Muaf Kardo Gy?
3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?
4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?
5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?
Reply Me.
sardi k mausam main sab se mushkil kaam
Question:
"Sardi K Mausam Main Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Konsa Lagta Hai?"
Send It To Your Friends and Get Funny and Exciting Answers.
But Reply Me First.
"Sardi K Mausam Main Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Konsa Lagta Hai?"
Send It To Your Friends and Get Funny and Exciting Answers.
But Reply Me First.
mery dimagh main kia chal raha hai
Teacher: Gul khan Tum Class Main Topi Kyun Pehan Kar Aatay Ho?
Gul Khan: Teacher! Taa K KJisi ko Pata na Chalay K,
Mery Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha Hai. :-)
Gul Khan: Teacher! Taa K KJisi ko Pata na Chalay K,
Mery Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha Hai. :-)
wo jis ne apne nana
Wo Jis Ne Apne Nana
Ka Wada Wafa Ker Dia
Ghar Ka Ghar
Supard-e-Allah Ker Dia
Nosh Ker Lia Jis Ne
Shahadat Ka Jaam
Us Hussain Ibn e Ali
Par Lakho'n Salam ...
Ka Wada Wafa Ker Dia
Ghar Ka Ghar
Supard-e-Allah Ker Dia
Nosh Ker Lia Jis Ne
Shahadat Ka Jaam
Us Hussain Ibn e Ali
Par Lakho'n Salam ...
anjam e wafa kia hy
Anjam-e-Wafa Kia Hy
Socha Nahi Kerty
Momin Kabhi Halaat Se
Sauda Nahi Kerty
Ye Rasm Sikhai Hy
Hussain Ibn e Ali Ne
Sarr Sajde Mein Ho Tou
Teero'n Ki Parwah Nahi Kerty
Socha Nahi Kerty
Momin Kabhi Halaat Se
Sauda Nahi Kerty
Ye Rasm Sikhai Hy
Hussain Ibn e Ali Ne
Sarr Sajde Mein Ho Tou
Teero'n Ki Parwah Nahi Kerty
yazeed se pucho k tera raaj kahan hy
Yazeed Se Pucho k
Tera Raaj Kahan Hy ?
Wo Khoon Se Aaluda
Tera Taj Kahan Hy ?
Zinda Hy Hussain
Hamesha Hi Rahe Ga !
Yazeed La'anat k Siwa
Teri Yaad Aaj Kahan Hy ?
Tera Raaj Kahan Hy ?
Wo Khoon Se Aaluda
Tera Taj Kahan Hy ?
Zinda Hy Hussain
Hamesha Hi Rahe Ga !
Yazeed La'anat k Siwa
Teri Yaad Aaj Kahan Hy ?
key to happiness
Don't put r
'Key To Happiness'
In sum1 else' pocket
U can b happy now
rite now
wherever U r
n
U can still do all that
U want to do
G o_O d
MoRnInG
'Key To Happiness'
In sum1 else' pocket
U can b happy now
rite now
wherever U r
n
U can still do all that
U want to do
G o_O d
MoRnInG
listen to god in d silence
The Word
L I S T E N
Contains d same
letters as
S I L E N T
Listen to GOD in d
Silence of Ur Heart n
U'll know HIS perfect
plans for U
Good Morning .. :)
L I S T E N
Contains d same
letters as
S I L E N T
Listen to GOD in d
Silence of Ur Heart n
U'll know HIS perfect
plans for U
Good Morning .. :)
sacrifice is greater than love
Sacrifice is greater
than Love,
Character is greater
than Beauty,
humanity is greater
than Wealth,
but
Nothing is greater than
Good Relations..
And Good Relations
don't necessarily
mean finding
similarities..
Its just about
Respecting
Differences .. (:
than Love,
Character is greater
than Beauty,
humanity is greater
than Wealth,
but
Nothing is greater than
Good Relations..
And Good Relations
don't necessarily
mean finding
similarities..
Its just about
Respecting
Differences .. (:
speech by bryan dyson
Speech By
Bryan Dyson
(CEO Coca Cola)
"Imagine life as a game
in which you r juggling
some 5 balls in the air
You name 'em
"Work, Family, Health,
Friends n Spirit"
n
You r keeping all of
these in the air
You'll soon understand
that
Work is rubber ball
If you drop it, it'll bounce
back
But
The Other 4 balls
"Family, Health, Friends
& Spirit"
r made of glass
If you drop 1 of these,
they will b irrecoverably
scuffed
Bryan Dyson
(CEO Coca Cola)
"Imagine life as a game
in which you r juggling
some 5 balls in the air
You name 'em
"Work, Family, Health,
Friends n Spirit"
n
You r keeping all of
these in the air
You'll soon understand
that
Work is rubber ball
If you drop it, it'll bounce
back
But
The Other 4 balls
"Family, Health, Friends
& Spirit"
r made of glass
If you drop 1 of these,
they will b irrecoverably
scuffed
once a man was smoking in airport
Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"
Man : Why ?
Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..
Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?
Gentleman: Nhi
Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P
Moral :
Don't try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"
Man : Why ?
Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..
Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?
Gentleman: Nhi
Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P
Moral :
Don't try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo
its sad for a girl
It's Sad For A Girl
To Reach An Age When
Men Consider Her
CHARMLESS
But
Its Worse For A Man
To Reach An Age When
Girl Considers Him
HARMLESS ... =P ;)
To Reach An Age When
Men Consider Her
CHARMLESS
But
Its Worse For A Man
To Reach An Age When
Girl Considers Him
HARMLESS ... =P ;)
pathan in crore pati
Pathan In Crore-Pati
Amitabh : ' 9 0' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??
Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola
Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)
Amitabh : ' 9 0' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??
Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola
Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)
koi to samete koi to
koi to Samete koi to Sambhale mujko
kuch der apni Banho me Sula le mujko
Bikhri hui Hawa k sath Safar me hoon
Kabi to Apne Ghar Bula le mujko
Me use Rakhoon Apne Dil ki Dharkan ki tarha
Wo bi Apni Ankh ka kajal Bana le mujko
Me Chahon Wo sirf mera hi rahe
Wo b Apni Zaat ka Qaidi Bana le mujko
kuch der apni Banho me Sula le mujko
Bikhri hui Hawa k sath Safar me hoon
Kabi to Apne Ghar Bula le mujko
Me use Rakhoon Apne Dil ki Dharkan ki tarha
Wo bi Apni Ankh ka kajal Bana le mujko
Me Chahon Wo sirf mera hi rahe
Wo b Apni Zaat ka Qaidi Bana le mujko
sending you my advanced xmas
1 X'mas Tree!
1 Lakh Candles!
1 Crore Baloons!
1 Million Stars!
1 Billion Wishes!
&
1 Hearty Prayer!
Sending you my Advanced
Xmas & New Year Wishes.
1 Lakh Candles!
1 Crore Baloons!
1 Million Stars!
1 Billion Wishes!
&
1 Hearty Prayer!
Sending you my Advanced
Xmas & New Year Wishes.
ek aadmi ka darwaza zor se baja
Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:
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Abbu Main Hon. :-)
Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:
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Abbu Main Hon. :-)
islamiyat ka teacher bachon se
Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:
Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?
Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.
Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.
Sir, "N.R.O" :-)
Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?
Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.
Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.
Sir, "N.R.O" :-)
happy quaid day
Salam
Aye Quaid !
Tare baad bhi guzre hyn kuch log ,
Magar teri khushbu na gai raah-guzar se . . .!
Happy Quaid Day
Aye Quaid !
Tare baad bhi guzre hyn kuch log ,
Magar teri khushbu na gai raah-guzar se . . .!
Happy Quaid Day
koi mujhse impress h0ga?
Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse impress h0ga?
1.Looks
2.Happy nature
3.Face expression
4.Funny harkatein
5.Never mind attitude
6.hairz
7.Firendly smile
8.Quick dialogue delivery
9.sachai
10.Helping nature
11.voice
Plz plz
Reply zrur krna...:-)
1.Looks
2.Happy nature
3.Face expression
4.Funny harkatein
5.Never mind attitude
6.hairz
7.Firendly smile
8.Quick dialogue delivery
9.sachai
10.Helping nature
11.voice
Plz plz
Reply zrur krna...:-)
success is waking up in d morning
Success is waking up in d morning n bounding out of bed
bcoz
dere's something out dere th8
U luv 2 do, th8 U believe in, th8 U r gud @,
sumhthng th8z bigger thn U r
&
U can hardly w8 2 get it agn...
g 0.o D
m O r N i N g .. (=
bcoz
dere's something out dere th8
U luv 2 do, th8 U believe in, th8 U r gud @,
sumhthng th8z bigger thn U r
&
U can hardly w8 2 get it agn...
g 0.o D
m O r N i N g .. (=
every woman is wrong
V e r y
T r u e ...
Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
T r u e ...
Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
god mother one ball
Intelligent ho??, to jawab do.
God, Mother, One, Ball.
In 4 alfaaz ko aysy milay k pakistan ki mash-hor shakhsiat ka naam bnay?
Answer :
Alama Iqbal Janix. . . ;->
God, Mother, One, Ball.
In 4 alfaaz ko aysy milay k pakistan ki mash-hor shakhsiat ka naam bnay?
Answer :
Alama Iqbal Janix. . . ;->
saylaab dekhta hoon
Saylaab dekhta hoon to
aAta hai yeh khayaal.
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Paani bhatak raha hai,
Talash e Hussain mein...
aAta hai yeh khayaal.
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Paani bhatak raha hai,
Talash e Hussain mein...
masjid ki safon say
Masjid Ki Safon Say Kabhi Maqtal Ki Taraf Dekh,,
Touheed Tujhe "HUSSAIN" (A.S) K Sajday Say Milay Gi..
("Allama IQBAL")
Touheed Tujhe "HUSSAIN" (A.S) K Sajday Say Milay Gi..
("Allama IQBAL")
wo kehta tha tere jism ka
Wo kehta tha tere jism ka saaya hoon fArAz...
Shayad issi liye andheron mein saath chhor gya...
Shayad issi liye andheron mein saath chhor gya...
baroz e hashar me
Baroz-e-Hashar me
be-khof
ghuss jaon ga JANNAT mein,
Wahin sy aaey thy "AADAM" wo mery baap ka ghar hy.
(ALLAMA IQBAL)
be-khof
ghuss jaon ga JANNAT mein,
Wahin sy aaey thy "AADAM" wo mery baap ka ghar hy.
(ALLAMA IQBAL)
shahadat k waqt bhi
Shahadat K Waqt Bhi Chorri Nahi Namaz,,,
Aey Maot Tu Bhi Dekh Ley Ibadt HUSSAIN a.s Ki...
Aey Maot Tu Bhi Dekh Ley Ibadt HUSSAIN a.s Ki...
chiragh le kar bhi dhondo gy
Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.
Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.
Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.
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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)
Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.
Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.
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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)
1 sardar usa gya
1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
'Tannn'
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
'Tannn'
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"
doston se raabta kam rakhta hun
Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun ...
.....JAn|xXx.....
Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar
Gold Leaf To
Pila... =P ;->
.....JAn|xXx.....
Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar
Gold Leaf To
Pila... =P ;->
sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya
1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya, dukandar:Sardar G size tou batao?
Sardar: yar wo tou mein bhool gaya hoon!
aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo ;->
Sardar: yar wo tou mein bhool gaya hoon!
aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo ;->
jo lamhey saamney
Jo Lamhey Saamney Aaye
Jo Rishtey Saamney Aaye
Unhein Kaise Bhulata Main
Tujhey Kaise Bhualata Main ?
Jo Rishtey Saamney Aaye
Unhein Kaise Bhulata Main
Tujhey Kaise Bhualata Main ?
es sal k end ka sawal
"ES SAL K END KA SAWAL"
ap k khyal me meri d0sti ne apko kya dia?
Khushi, Mohbat,Wqt, Bhrosa, Hosla, Nfrat,Tension, Time Waste, Apnaiyat?
Waiting 4ur GoodSelf
ap k khyal me meri d0sti ne apko kya dia?
Khushi, Mohbat,Wqt, Bhrosa, Hosla, Nfrat,Tension, Time Waste, Apnaiyat?
Waiting 4ur GoodSelf
yar jb teri life me
Yar jb teri life me meri importance hi nhi rhi to seedhy se keh de k ab tumhe meri zrorat nhi
Mere jany ki khushiyan Q mana rhy ho?It hurts me
From:
2009
Mere jany ki khushiyan Q mana rhy ho?It hurts me
From:
2009
u made me alone
Wen A Very Sweet N Close Person
Goes Too Far Frm Us,
We May Say Or Not Say
But Our Heart Says 2 Thr Heart:
"U Made Me Alone.."
Goes Too Far Frm Us,
We May Say Or Not Say
But Our Heart Says 2 Thr Heart:
"U Made Me Alone.."
unforgettable things in 2009
Unforgettable things in 2009
1. Person
2. Film
3. Song
4. Incident
5. Place
6. Gift
7. Moment
8. Your last word 4 me in 2009.
Must reply
1. Person
2. Film
3. Song
4. Incident
5. Place
6. Gift
7. Moment
8. Your last word 4 me in 2009.
Must reply
im so tired
My eyes said,
"I'm so tired ..
Plz cum to sleep &giv me rest"
But my heart said,
"Plz wish ur dear one to hav lovely night".
So..
Gud night
"I'm so tired ..
Plz cum to sleep &giv me rest"
But my heart said,
"Plz wish ur dear one to hav lovely night".
So..
Gud night
ice melts when heated
1 of d gr8 2 lines of Eng poem
"Ice melts when heated
Eyes melts when hurted".
So don't hurt any1 who luvz u!!
"Ice melts when heated
Eyes melts when hurted".
So don't hurt any1 who luvz u!!
position of a husband
Position of a Husband
Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
dho0m ka part 2 bna to naam rakh
Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha.
Dhoom do (2)
Ab Amitabh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Bnay Ga To Nam Ho Ga
"PAA DO"
Dhoom do (2)
Ab Amitabh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Bnay Ga To Nam Ho Ga
"PAA DO"
let the new year b
Let the new year b a year of freedom from sin,
a year of service, a year of trust in God,
and it will b a happy year from first 2 last.
It may b da hardest year we have known,
bt it will b the happiest.
Wish you Happy New Year
a year of service, a year of trust in God,
and it will b a happy year from first 2 last.
It may b da hardest year we have known,
bt it will b the happiest.
Wish you Happy New Year
boycott indian new movie 3 idiots
Let's boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.
We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)
We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)
dedicated to those 5000 karachi shopkeepers
Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan,
Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh samait mera makaan.
Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko,
Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o samaan.
Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale,
Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman.
Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai,
Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan?
(Dedicated to those 5000 karachi shopkeepers whose shops burned out last nite...
Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh samait mera makaan.
Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko,
Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o samaan.
Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale,
Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman.
Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai,
Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan?
(Dedicated to those 5000 karachi shopkeepers whose shops burned out last nite...
best error message of the century
Best error message of the century.....!!!!
An error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->
An error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->
when you pray for others
When you pray for others,
ALLAH listens to you and blesses them...
When you are happy & feel blessed,
Remember someone has prayed for you too... ;->
ALLAH listens to you and blesses them...
When you are happy & feel blessed,
Remember someone has prayed for you too... ;->
good news 4 u
My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U
Meiny ghor se dekha hai.
k aap ka naam
N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.
BE HAPPY ;->
GOOD NEWS 4 U
Meiny ghor se dekha hai.
k aap ka naam
N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.
BE HAPPY ;->
select a bird for me
Select a Bird for Me and then I tell You What You Feel About Me!
Sparrow
Crow
Eagle1
Parrot
Pigeon
Penguin
Falcon
Reply Must
Answers:
Sparrow: I am innocent
Parrot: I am flirt
Eagle: U like me
Crow: We are best friends
Pigeon: U love me too much!
Penguin: I am cute
Falcon: I am dangerous for u!
Sparrow
Crow
Eagle1
Parrot
Pigeon
Penguin
Falcon
Reply Must
Answers:
Sparrow: I am innocent
Parrot: I am flirt
Eagle: U like me
Crow: We are best friends
Pigeon: U love me too much!
Penguin: I am cute
Falcon: I am dangerous for u!
kuch dair zamin pe aana
A chand!
Kuch dair zamin pe Aana
Aaj ki shab un k ghar ko hai jana
Nazuk sa dil hai unka
Darwaza bary piyar se khat'khatana
Yad rkhna wo tum se b ziyada khubsorat hai
Bas piyar se us ko zra choom k ana
Pochy agr woh aane ki wjah
To kisi choti c baat pe uljh jana
Yad rakhna jadoo hai unki baton me
Wo laakh roken magr tum lot jana!
Ae chand kuch dair zamin pe aana... ;->
Kuch dair zamin pe Aana
Aaj ki shab un k ghar ko hai jana
Nazuk sa dil hai unka
Darwaza bary piyar se khat'khatana
Yad rkhna wo tum se b ziyada khubsorat hai
Bas piyar se us ko zra choom k ana
Pochy agr woh aane ki wjah
To kisi choti c baat pe uljh jana
Yad rakhna jadoo hai unki baton me
Wo laakh roken magr tum lot jana!
Ae chand kuch dair zamin pe aana... ;->
happy and prosperous new year
Even If We have
Less Talks
Less Hellos
Less Stories
Less Greetings
But always Remember that
My prayers Will Never b Less for You.
Wishes you a Bright,
Happy and Prosperous
New Year 2010 with God Bless!
Less Talks
Less Hellos
Less Stories
Less Greetings
But always Remember that
My prayers Will Never b Less for You.
Wishes you a Bright,
Happy and Prosperous
New Year 2010 with God Bless!
good bye 2009 mornings
GOOD MORNING:
Last gud morning 0f Last month
of year and Last day of month
Last day of year
Good bye 2009 Mornings
Last gud morning 0f Last month
of year and Last day of month
Last day of year
Good bye 2009 Mornings
top 10 / best new year sms messages
As the year 2009 draws to an end
Remember the laughter
As you know that 2
The old year has gone
Time to address A new year
Hours of happy time
new year is the time
when the mid night bells rings
in the universal bank of GOD
Happy and prosperous new year
Remember the laughter
As you know that 2
The old year has gone
Time to address A new year
Hours of happy time
new year is the time
when the mid night bells rings
in the universal bank of GOD
Happy and prosperous new year
under the black cloth
Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn
Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!
Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na
Matlab
Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)
Fire Of Love Burn
Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!
Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na
Matlab
Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)
have a victorious year
2010 is coming Before 2009 ends,
let me thanx all the good people like u,
who made 2009 beautiful for me.
I pray u b blessed with faithful year a head.
I wish u a
fantastic JANUARY
Love able FEBRUARY
Marvelous MARCH
Foolish APRIL
Enjoyable MAY
Successful JUNE
Wonderful JULY
Indepedent AUGUST
Powerful september
Tastiest OCTOBER
Beautiful NOVEMBER
Happiest DECEMBER.
Have a VICTORIOUS YEAR!
Hope i m 1st person to wish u happy 12 months of 2010:)
let me thanx all the good people like u,
who made 2009 beautiful for me.
I pray u b blessed with faithful year a head.
I wish u a
fantastic JANUARY
Love able FEBRUARY
Marvelous MARCH
Foolish APRIL
Enjoyable MAY
Successful JUNE
Wonderful JULY
Indepedent AUGUST
Powerful september
Tastiest OCTOBER
Beautiful NOVEMBER
Happiest DECEMBER.
Have a VICTORIOUS YEAR!
Hope i m 1st person to wish u happy 12 months of 2010:)
new year 2010 buhat mubarak ho
New year 2010 buhat Mubarak ho ga
kion ke 2010 ka phla din juma-tul-mubarik ho ga
our akhre din bhe juma-tul-mubarik ho ga.
Check it out . . . ;->
kion ke 2010 ka phla din juma-tul-mubarik ho ga
our akhre din bhe juma-tul-mubarik ho ga.
Check it out . . . ;->
end of 2009
"END OF 2009"
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*| APPY¤
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*LAST SWEET*
*evening.*
*.__.*.OF*.__.*.*
*.__.*2009.*.__.*
*|'"'|___|"''|*.¤.
*| APPY¤
*|__|"''''|__|*.¤.
*LAST SWEET*
*evening.*
*.__.*.OF*.__.*.*
*.__.*2009.*.__.*
ten great tips for 2010
Ten Great Tips For 2010
1. Stay out of Trouble.
2. Aim for Greater Heights.
3. Stay Focused on your Job.
4. Exercise to Maintain Good Health.
5. Practice Team Work.
6. Rely on your Trusted Partner to Watch your Back. Take your Time Trusting Others.
7. Save for Rainy Days.
8. Rest and Relax.
9. Always Take Time to Smile.
AND
10. Realize That Nothing is Impossible.
1. Stay out of Trouble.
2. Aim for Greater Heights.
3. Stay Focused on your Job.
4. Exercise to Maintain Good Health.
5. Practice Team Work.
6. Rely on your Trusted Partner to Watch your Back. Take your Time Trusting Others.
7. Save for Rainy Days.
8. Rest and Relax.
9. Always Take Time to Smile.
AND
10. Realize That Nothing is Impossible.
happy strike year 2010
Congratulations People of Pakistan!
We are the Only Nation in the World.
Who'll gonna Start New Year with a Strike.
So I'm Sure that I'm the 1st to Wish You.
Happy Strike Year 2010.
We are the Only Nation in the World.
Who'll gonna Start New Year with a Strike.
So I'm Sure that I'm the 1st to Wish You.
Happy Strike Year 2010.
question of the day
Question of the Day:
What is your Most Favorite Memory of 2009
That's Related to Me.
Send It to Your Friends and get Interesting Memories.
But Reply Me 1st.
What is your Most Favorite Memory of 2009
That's Related to Me.
Send It to Your Friends and get Interesting Memories.
But Reply Me 1st.
burden of a year
Burden Of a Year
Wh8 can b said in New Year rhymes
Th8'z not been said a thousand times
The new years come , the old years go
We know we dream, we dream we know
We rise up laughing with the light
We lie down weeping in d night
We hug d world until it stings
We curse it then and sigh for wings
We live, we love, we woo, we wed
We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead
We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear
And th8's the burden of a year
Wh8 can b said in New Year rhymes
Th8'z not been said a thousand times
The new years come , the old years go
We know we dream, we dream we know
We rise up laughing with the light
We lie down weeping in d night
We hug d world until it stings
We curse it then and sigh for wings
We live, we love, we woo, we wed
We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead
We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear
And th8's the burden of a year
thanx to those who hated me
At the end of da year.
Thanx to those who hated me,
they made me a stronger person.
Thanx to those who loved me,
they made my heart bigger.
Thanx to those who were worried about me,
they let me know that they cared about me.
Thanx to those who left me,
they made me realize that nothing lasts forever.
Thanx to those who entered my life never left,
they made me know who i am.
Special thanks to all my friends,
who supp0rted me thr0u
Thanx to those who hated me,
they made me a stronger person.
Thanx to those who loved me,
they made my heart bigger.
Thanx to those who were worried about me,
they let me know that they cared about me.
Thanx to those who left me,
they made me realize that nothing lasts forever.
Thanx to those who entered my life never left,
they made me know who i am.
Special thanks to all my friends,
who supp0rted me thr0u
a prayer when im weary
A Prayer When I'm Weary
As Onward I Trod,
A Little More Trusting,
Believing in God,
This I Would Wish for
Within Moments Dear,
Not a Lot - Just a Little
This Wondrous New Year.
Happy New Year.
As Onward I Trod,
A Little More Trusting,
Believing in God,
This I Would Wish for
Within Moments Dear,
Not a Lot - Just a Little
This Wondrous New Year.
Happy New Year.
sending you these greetings
If It didn't Bring you Joy,
Just Leave it Behind.
Let's Ring in the New Year
With Good Things in Mind.
Let Every Bad Memory
That Brought Heartache and Pain.
And let's Turn a New Leaf
With the Smell of New Rain.
Let's Forget Past Mistakes
Making Amends for This Year.
Sending You These Greetings
To Bring You Hope and Cheer.
Happy New Year!
Just Leave it Behind.
Let's Ring in the New Year
With Good Things in Mind.
Let Every Bad Memory
That Brought Heartache and Pain.
And let's Turn a New Leaf
With the Smell of New Rain.
Let's Forget Past Mistakes
Making Amends for This Year.
Sending You These Greetings
To Bring You Hope and Cheer.
Happy New Year!
wishng u a very happy new year
A NEW YEAR
A New Challenge
A New Goal
A New Optimism
A New Aproach
A New Mission
A New Resolution
Wishng U a very
"Happy New year
A New Challenge
A New Goal
A New Optimism
A New Aproach
A New Mission
A New Resolution
Wishng U a very
"Happy New year
dawn of sparkling new year
LeTs GaThEr ArOuNd & CeLeBrAtE d DaWn Of SpArKlInG nEw YeAr
MaY iT bRiNg GiFtS oF jOyS, gOoD hEaLtH & sUrPrIsEs
BeSt WiShEs FoR d 1st MoRnInG oF 2010 (=
MaY iT bRiNg GiFtS oF jOyS, gOoD hEaLtH & sUrPrIsEs
BeSt WiShEs FoR d 1st MoRnInG oF 2010 (=
aa kahin door chalay jaaen hum
( ' :') ('; ' )
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Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,
Door Itna K Humain
Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)
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¿, ,¿, ,¿, ,¿
Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,
Door Itna K Humain
Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)
bey izzati ka maqaam
Is Say Barh Kar Bey-Izzati Ka Maqaam Kia Hoga Faraz!
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K Date Pay Chheenk Maari to
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Naak ka Chooha BACHCHI k Hooton Pay Jaa laga. :-)
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K Date Pay Chheenk Maari to
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Naak ka Chooha BACHCHI k Hooton Pay Jaa laga. :-)
agar tum larki hoti
Question of The Day:
Agar Tum Larki Hoti Aur
Mera Rishta Aata to Tum Kiya Karti.
Send this sms to your Friends & Enjoy Fantastic answers.
Aap ki Khamoshi ko Main Han Samjhon ga!
Agar Tum Larki Hoti Aur
Mera Rishta Aata to Tum Kiya Karti.
Send this sms to your Friends & Enjoy Fantastic answers.
Aap ki Khamoshi ko Main Han Samjhon ga!
sentence with a direct object
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?
Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?
Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
pathan ka murgi beemar huwa
Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa...
Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!
Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!
guzrta nahi bus ek december akaily
Tumhari Yaadon Ki Barf Baari Ka Mosam..
Sulagta Raha Dil K Anndar Akaily..
Socha Tha jee Laingay Tujh Se
Bichhar k..
Guzrta Nahi Bus Ek December Akaily ;->
Sulagta Raha Dil K Anndar Akaily..
Socha Tha jee Laingay Tujh Se
Bichhar k..
Guzrta Nahi Bus Ek December Akaily ;->
is aane wale saal ka
Is Aane wale "SaaL" Ka Naam Bhi Hum Ney To.....!
TEri "Yaadon"Ka SaaL Rakha Hai...,.!
TEri "Yaadon"Ka SaaL Rakha Hai...,.!
itnay qareeb aao k
Itnay qareeb aao k ji bhar k daikh lon.
Shayad k phr milain to zoq-e-nazar na ho.
Mumkin ha aisa bhe waqat aye tarteeb-e-waqat me.
Dastak ko teray hath uthay
Or mera dar na ho.
Shayad k phr milain to zoq-e-nazar na ho.
Mumkin ha aisa bhe waqat aye tarteeb-e-waqat me.
Dastak ko teray hath uthay
Or mera dar na ho.
suno ab bnd mutthi
Suno! ab bnd mutthi men andheron ki hakomt hy...
mujhy jugno hatheli me chhupa leny ki adat thi...!!
mujhy jugno hatheli me chhupa leny ki adat thi...!!
dard itna tha zindagi men
Dard Itna Tha Zindagi Men, Dharkan Sath Dene Se Ghabra Gai FARAZ,
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Band Thi Ankhein Kisi Ki Yaad Men, Mout Aai oR Dhoka Kha Gai..
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Band Thi Ankhein Kisi Ki Yaad Men, Mout Aai oR Dhoka Kha Gai..
bara mushkil hai miss se pyar karna
Bara Mushkil hai "Miss" se pyar karna 'Faraz.,,
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Love Letter bheja tha. Home work samajh k check kar diya..;-)
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Love Letter bheja tha. Home work samajh k check kar diya..;-)
zara thehro chalay jan
Zara thehro.....!
Chalay jana.....!
Mujhy kuch tum se kehna hai,
Boht waqt nahi laina,
Mukhtasir si bat krni hai,
Na dukh apny suna-ny hain,
Na koi faryad krni hai,
Na ye maloom krna hai k halaat kaisy hain,
Tumhary humsafar tumhary sath kaisy hain,
Na ye maloom krna hai k din raat kaisy hain,
Mujhy bs itna he kehna hai, K
Tumhari LIGHT a gai kya? ;->
Chalay jana.....!
Mujhy kuch tum se kehna hai,
Boht waqt nahi laina,
Mukhtasir si bat krni hai,
Na dukh apny suna-ny hain,
Na koi faryad krni hai,
Na ye maloom krna hai k halaat kaisy hain,
Tumhary humsafar tumhary sath kaisy hain,
Na ye maloom krna hai k din raat kaisy hain,
Mujhy bs itna he kehna hai, K
Tumhari LIGHT a gai kya? ;->
waqt miley kabhi parh lia kro namaz
Waqt miley kabhi
To
Parh lia kro namaz,
Ye kia k har
Waqt bas
Faraaaz, faraaz,
faraaz... =P ;->
To
Parh lia kro namaz,
Ye kia k har
Waqt bas
Faraaaz, faraaz,
faraaz... =P ;->
a sad sms for all young gulz n guys
A Sad SmS foR AlL YoUnG Gulz n GuYs..
Dear buddy DiS VaLentiNe is CoMiG on SuNdaY.
Ab Kia BoL k GhAr Se NiklO Ge??
HaHaHa..
EnJoY DiS VaLeNtiNe wid Ur FamiLy;-)
Dear buddy DiS VaLentiNe is CoMiG on SuNdaY.
Ab Kia BoL k GhAr Se NiklO Ge??
HaHaHa..
EnJoY DiS VaLeNtiNe wid Ur FamiLy;-)
pathan cought cheating
1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:
Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.
Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,
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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.
Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,
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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
i got zero marks in exam
I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!
Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).
Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.
Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.
Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!
Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).
Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.
Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.
Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
har safar me aapka sath hum denge
Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge,
Aapne Pyar ki saugat
Hum Denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,
Or
Na bhi gire to?
1 laat hum denge.
:-D
Aapne Pyar ki saugat
Hum Denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,
Or
Na bhi gire to?
1 laat hum denge.
:-D
ae naye saal bta tujh me nya kya hy
Ae naye saal bta tujh me nya kya hy
Hr taRf khLq ne Q shor mcha rkha hy
Roshni din ki wohi
Taron bhri rat wohi
Aj hm ko naZr aati hy hr bat wohi
Aasman bdla hy na bdli ye afsurda zmeen
1 hindsy ka bdLna koi jidat to nahi
Agly brson ki trha hongy qrine tere
Kisy malom nhi 12 mahine tere
Besbab dete hy Q log mubark baden
Sb kya bhol gaye wqt ki krwi yaden
Tu naya hy to dikha subha nayi, sham nayi
Wrna in ankhon ne dekhe hy naye saal kaee... (=,-)
Hr taRf khLq ne Q shor mcha rkha hy
Roshni din ki wohi
Taron bhri rat wohi
Aj hm ko naZr aati hy hr bat wohi
Aasman bdla hy na bdli ye afsurda zmeen
1 hindsy ka bdLna koi jidat to nahi
Agly brson ki trha hongy qrine tere
Kisy malom nhi 12 mahine tere
Besbab dete hy Q log mubark baden
Sb kya bhol gaye wqt ki krwi yaden
Tu naya hy to dikha subha nayi, sham nayi
Wrna in ankhon ne dekhe hy naye saal kaee... (=,-)
mera mayar ko
mere mayar ko samhjne k liye bus itna he kafi ha...
"faraz"
ma uska hargez nahi hota jo har kese ka hojaye....
"faraz"
ma uska hargez nahi hota jo har kese ka hojaye....
zameen walon se ye keh
Zamee'n walo'n se ye keh kr falak se dhal gya suraj,
Ujaly bant deny se ujaala kam nahi hota!¿!
Ujaly bant deny se ujaala kam nahi hota!¿!
wah ishaq teri bhi
Wah ishaq teri bhi ajeeb dastan hai.
mahboob mil jaye tu khuda choot jaye.....
mahboob choot jaye tu khuda mil jaye......
mahboob mil jaye tu khuda choot jaye.....
mahboob choot jaye tu khuda mil jaye......
hm tmhary lye sb chor denga
Baloch:hm tmhary lye sb chor denga
Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re
Grl:khana pina?
Blch:Ao Re
Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao
Grl:gutka?
Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P
Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re
Grl:khana pina?
Blch:Ao Re
Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao
Grl:gutka?
Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P
gas ki load shedding
Gas ki load shedding par kia khoob kaha ha faraz ne:
Ab tou itni bhi mayassar nahin choolhon se,
Jitni hum chor dia kartay thay Koolhon se..;->
Ab tou itni bhi mayassar nahin choolhon se,
Jitni hum chor dia kartay thay Koolhon se..;->
fill in the blanks
Fill in the blanks
1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
Dirty Mind =P ;)
1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
Dirty Mind =P ;)
this authentical poem
New 2010
This authentical poem is written on tatti
by u better knows.
Kyun tatti tatti krti hai,
kyun lende pe tu mrti hai.
Ik bat muje btla de tu,
us Qabaz se kyun nai drti hai,
kea hota hai tatti mein,
tatti ki lga dun dheri,
mein barish kr dun tati ki,
jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->
This authentical poem is written on tatti
by u better knows.
Kyun tatti tatti krti hai,
kyun lende pe tu mrti hai.
Ik bat muje btla de tu,
us Qabaz se kyun nai drti hai,
kea hota hai tatti mein,
tatti ki lga dun dheri,
mein barish kr dun tati ki,
jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->
abey apne kam se kam rakh
Aaj
achanak
hath
pe
ek ansu
gira
main ne
us
se
poocha
ay
aansu
tum
kyun
bahir
aaye
ho?
Aansu bola:
"Abey apne kam se kam rakh"... ;->
achanak
hath
pe
ek ansu
gira
main ne
us
se
poocha
ay
aansu
tum
kyun
bahir
aaye
ho?
Aansu bola:
"Abey apne kam se kam rakh"... ;->
it is better to die
I t
I s
B e t t e r
T o
D i e
W i t h
M e m o r i e s
T h a n
T o
L i v e
W i t h
O n l y
D r e a m s ... ! ! !
G o_0 d
/\/\ o r n ¡ n g
I s
B e t t e r
T o
D i e
W i t h
M e m o r i e s
T h a n
T o
L i v e
W i t h
O n l y
D r e a m s ... ! ! !
G o_0 d
/\/\ o r n ¡ n g
load shedding ka jaldi khatma
All pakistani nation se guzarish hai
k chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na krein
bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office
me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki
kami puri ho or or or
Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz
k chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na krein
bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office
me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki
kami puri ho or or or
Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz
jhuk jaana toot jane se behtar hai
Kisi se talkh hote waqt itni gunjaish
zaroor rakho k agar wapis aana parey
to rasta kathin na ho.
Jhuk jaana toot jane se behtar hai.
Quote.
zaroor rakho k agar wapis aana parey
to rasta kathin na ho.
Jhuk jaana toot jane se behtar hai.
Quote.
keenc leti ha hamain
Kheench leti ha hamain tumhari "Muhabbat" warna...!
Akhri baar milay hain kayi baar tujh se...!!!
Akhri baar milay hain kayi baar tujh se...!!!
tujh se shikwa to nhi
Tujh se shikwa to nhi mgr ay likhnay walay
Tu ne mukadar mra bra ajeb likha hai
Umar bhr na mita saky jis se durian
Us shakhs ko dil k boht qreb likha hai.
Tu ne mukadar mra bra ajeb likha hai
Umar bhr na mita saky jis se durian
Us shakhs ko dil k boht qreb likha hai.
continent of undiscovered character
Every man has in himself a
continent of undiscovered character...
Happy is he who acts as the
'COLUMBUS'
continent of undiscovered character...
Happy is he who acts as the
'COLUMBUS'
there are 3 kind of men
There are 3 kind of Men..
Do u know...?
1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.
2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.
3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->
Do u know...?
1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.
2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.
3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->
mera to ye sun kar heart he fail hogaya
Mera to ye sun kar heart he fail hogaya
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FARAAAAZ
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Jab meri kaam wali maasi ne kaha:
Begum Sahaba FaceBook pe mujhe bhi add karlo :-D
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FARAAAAZ
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Jab meri kaam wali maasi ne kaha:
Begum Sahaba FaceBook pe mujhe bhi add karlo :-D
ajj 4 wajjay khotyan di race aye
Sardar 2 Sardarni:
Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.
Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye! :-)
Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.
Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye! :-)
tum pas hote tu koi
Tum pas hote tu koi shrarat krty,
Tujy le kr bahon me
"MohBT" krty,
Dekhty teri ankhon me nend ka khumar,
Apni khoi hui nendon ki
"ShikayaT" krty,.
Tujy le kr bahon me
"MohBT" krty,
Dekhty teri ankhon me nend ka khumar,
Apni khoi hui nendon ki
"ShikayaT" krty,.
dil ko choo jate ha
dil ko choo jate ha yoan
raat ki awaz kabhe
choank othta hoan
kahien tum nay pokara he na ho
raat ki awaz kabhe
choank othta hoan
kahien tum nay pokara he na ho
nigah azal sy pyasi ha
Nigah Azal sy pyasi ha or kuch b nhi,
Sari Dunia hi khafa c hy or kuch b nhi,
Gham-e-jana hy Na gham-e-dunia"
Sari Dunia hi khafa c hy or kuch b nhi,
Gham-e-jana hy Na gham-e-dunia"
pakistan cricket team has complained
Breaking News:
Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:
Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:
Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
for my all lovely friends
FoR My All LoVeLy FrIeNdS :-)
¤Jis din band karli Mein ne aankhen.
Us din tumhari ankho se Aansu Barsen ge.
Jo kehte hai k bOhat tang karta hon Mein...!!
Wohi Meri 1 shararat ko Tarsenge.
¤Jis din band karli Mein ne aankhen.
Us din tumhari ankho se Aansu Barsen ge.
Jo kehte hai k bOhat tang karta hon Mein...!!
Wohi Meri 1 shararat ko Tarsenge.
commandar safegaurd
Message Of Da Day
Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!
Ho sakta hai us nay...
Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd
Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!
Ho sakta hai us nay...
Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd
muje tm se muhabbat hy
Muje us Se Muhabt Hy,
Usy b yaad ho shayad,
Abi ye kal ki batein hain,
Mera us se khafa hona,
Mera usko mna lena,
Sarapa iltija hona,
Wo ab b yad hy mj ko,
Us k israr krny pr,
Mera iqrar kr lena,
Boht dheemy se lehjy me,
Ye us k kaan me kehna,
Qsm se hy,
Qsm se hy,
"Muje tm se MUHABBAT hy"...!
Usy b yaad ho shayad,
Abi ye kal ki batein hain,
Mera us se khafa hona,
Mera usko mna lena,
Sarapa iltija hona,
Wo ab b yad hy mj ko,
Us k israr krny pr,
Mera iqrar kr lena,
Boht dheemy se lehjy me,
Ye us k kaan me kehna,
Qsm se hy,
Qsm se hy,
"Muje tm se MUHABBAT hy"...!
cricket team ko hollywood movie ki offer
Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hy.
Yousuf Hero hoga.. Movie ka Naam Hy..
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11 IDIOTS =P =X
Yousuf Hero hoga.. Movie ka Naam Hy..
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11 IDIOTS =P =X
main bhi gunahgaar hota
Main Khuda Ki Nazron Main Bhi Gunahgaar Hota Hoon Faraz
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K Jab Sajdon Main Bhi Wo Shakhs Mujhe Yaad Aata Hai.
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K Jab Sajdon Main Bhi Wo Shakhs Mujhe Yaad Aata Hai.
socrates was once asked
Socrates Was Once Asked:
What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"
The Philosopher Replied:
"Take A Closer Look Second Time".
What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"
The Philosopher Replied:
"Take A Closer Look Second Time".
mujhe kisi k aaney ka
Mujhe kisi k aaney ka itna yakeen tha "SAGAR"
Raat kat gai or main ghar he sajaata raha...!!!
Raat kat gai or main ghar he sajaata raha...!!!
operation shuru ho chuka hai
Lahore Mai Kuch Dair Pehle Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:
Aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua Kijiye
Khuda Jaane Ab Kya Hoga?
Ladka ya Ladki..!! :-)
Aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua Kijiye
Khuda Jaane Ab Kya Hoga?
Ladka ya Ladki..!! :-)
kamal e zabt ka maalik
Kamal-E-Zabt Ka MaaliK
Nazr Shanas Bhi Tha,
Bichar Raha Tha AchanK
To Ba'hawas Bhi Tha,
Labon Pe Khobsurat Tabasum Sajaye Phirta Tha,
Wo Ek Shakhs Jo Shayed Udas Bhi Tha,
Main Jis Ki Yaad Ki Parchayon Mein Gum Rehta Tha,
Wo Dastaras Mein Na Tha Or Mere Pas Bhi Tha..
Nazr Shanas Bhi Tha,
Bichar Raha Tha AchanK
To Ba'hawas Bhi Tha,
Labon Pe Khobsurat Tabasum Sajaye Phirta Tha,
Wo Ek Shakhs Jo Shayed Udas Bhi Tha,
Main Jis Ki Yaad Ki Parchayon Mein Gum Rehta Tha,
Wo Dastaras Mein Na Tha Or Mere Pas Bhi Tha..
ab kyun oss din ki
Ab kyun oss din ki fiker kero,
jab dil tokray tokray hojaiga,
or saray gham mit jaingay,
tum khof o khatar say der guzer kero,
jo hona hay so hona hay,
hasna hay tou hasna hay,
ger rona hay tou rona hay,
tum apni kerni ker guzero,
jo hoga dekha jaiga.
jab dil tokray tokray hojaiga,
or saray gham mit jaingay,
tum khof o khatar say der guzer kero,
jo hona hay so hona hay,
hasna hay tou hasna hay,
ger rona hay tou rona hay,
tum apni kerni ker guzero,
jo hoga dekha jaiga.
fasly ghta dety
Faasle ghata dete hein delon mein nafratoon ko "Fraz"
wo jo door howey tu kuch muhabbat se hony lagi....:
wo jo door howey tu kuch muhabbat se hony lagi....:
khudi ko kar nalaik itna
Khudi ko kar nalaik itna ke book kholne se pehle
Us ka page page tuj se khud poche puttar tabiyat te thek ae na.
Us ka page page tuj se khud poche puttar tabiyat te thek ae na.
suraj na badla chand na badla
Suraj na badLa
Chand na badLA
Na bdla ye asman
Kitna badaL gya inNsan
(\./)
/.".) "--- ,,
\,,/"( ,_ ,_ ; ) // //
Kitna badl gya tu meri jan
Chand na badLA
Na bdla ye asman
Kitna badaL gya inNsan
(\./)
/.".) "--- ,,
\,,/"( ,_ ,_ ; ) // //
Kitna badl gya tu meri jan
way gujra way way gujra way
Nargis ne ek school mai urdu teaching start ki aur 1st day hi us ko nikal diya
Nargis to students: parho
Alif, bay, pay, tay
way gujra way way gujra way.
Nargis to students: parho
Alif, bay, pay, tay
way gujra way way gujra way.
bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na
Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
muhabbat andhi hoti hai pagal
10 Muhabbat Bharay SMS:
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Kuch Nazar Aaya?
Nahi?
Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)
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Kuch Nazar Aaya?
Nahi?
Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)
saas hovay tay changi hovay
Arz Kya Hai:
Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.
Ghor Kijiye Ga.
Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay
Nahi Tay.
Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)
Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.
Ghor Kijiye Ga.
Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay
Nahi Tay.
Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)
william innocent nargis
Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.
Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!
~William Innocent Nargis.
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.
Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!
~William Innocent Nargis.
jhooti dunya kahan ja rahi hai
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.
Wah Wah!
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.
Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)
Wah Wah!
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.
Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)
rah de wich khona okha
Rah de wich Khona Okha.
Apna ap lakona okha.
Enni wadh gaye wunya dari.
Kalleyan beh ke rona okha.
Dagh muhabbat wala bahu.
Lag javay ta dhona okha
Apna ap lakona okha.
Enni wadh gaye wunya dari.
Kalleyan beh ke rona okha.
Dagh muhabbat wala bahu.
Lag javay ta dhona okha
tere dardan nal
Tere dardan nal o pardesi,
kevain hodi he mulaqat na puchh,
Bund kamray di khamoshi wich kevain katday nay din raat na puchh,
Har roz musalsal hanjuan di ,kevain hondi he barsat na puchh,
Meda yar tu ap siyanaan aen, meda chehra perh halat na puchh.
kevain hodi he mulaqat na puchh,
Bund kamray di khamoshi wich kevain katday nay din raat na puchh,
Har roz musalsal hanjuan di ,kevain hondi he barsat na puchh,
Meda yar tu ap siyanaan aen, meda chehra perh halat na puchh.
tumhein paana
Tumhein paana, Tumhein khona Tumharey hijr mein rona,
Yehi gar ishq hai "ZOHRA"
To hum tanha hi ache hain.
Yehi gar ishq hai "ZOHRA"
To hum tanha hi ache hain.
universal birhday wish
Jin ki Birthday
Kal Hai
Ya
Aaj Hai
Ya
Kal Hogi
Ya
Aaney Wali Hai
Ya
Guzar Chuki Hai
Unko Meri Taraf Se
Happy Birthday.
Kal Hai
Ya
Aaj Hai
Ya
Kal Hogi
Ya
Aaney Wali Hai
Ya
Guzar Chuki Hai
Unko Meri Taraf Se
Happy Birthday.
tum udas udas se lagte ho
Tum udas udas se lagte ho.
Koi tarkeeb batao manane ki
Main zindagi girvi rakh skta hun,
Tum qeemat batao Muskurany ki.
Koi tarkeeb batao manane ki
Main zindagi girvi rakh skta hun,
Tum qeemat batao Muskurany ki.
larkian bhi masjid me namaz parhne ati
Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)
(Bolo Hote na)
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)
(Bolo Hote na)
bachy 2 hi achay
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Bachy 2 hi Achay..;-)
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Bachy 2 hi Achay..;-)
human beings r soluble in water
A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,
he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:
Human beings r soluble in water.!
2nd man also jumped in,
he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:
Human beings r soluble in water.!
dada ye to us se b udham hai
Boy:
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai...
Girl: Aagay?
Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha
"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai...
Girl: Aagay?
Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha
"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->
mat nikalo mera janaza uski gali se
Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se "pAppu"
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega..
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Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya... ;->
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega..
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Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya... ;->
why u r so intelligent?
"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?
Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?
Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->
i don fear to lose her
I Don't Fear
To Lose Her.
But..
My Fear Is
That..
If I Lose
"Who Will
Love Her
Like Me..?"
To Lose Her.
But..
My Fear Is
That..
If I Lose
"Who Will
Love Her
Like Me..?"
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