hu na jae husan ki shaan mai gushtakhi khen

hu na jae husan ki shaan mai gushtakhi khen..

tm chaly jao tmhy dkh k pyar aata hy..

agar wo wajah na pochay

agar wo wajah na pochay tu ik baat kahon"mohsin"

bin us k ab hum say bhi jiya nahi jata..

use kaho ub nahi aya jaye ga teri shahr ki tarf

use kaho ub nahi aya jaye ga teri shahr ki tarf..

qadmon k nishan na milne per rota raha hon main...

If Columbus had been a Married man

If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA

Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?

GEO KAMEEENO

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

MORAL .

ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha
Larka hi ho ta hai.


GEO KAMEEENO

Kitna Bad-naseeb

Kitna Bad-naseeb
he wo Insan Jo
Apne Waleden ki
Khidmat kr k Dua
nai leta

Or

Logo se Kehta
Rehta he k
Mere Ley Duaa
Krna.....!

_LoVeLy ThOuGhT_

_LoVeLy
ThOuGhT_







LoVe WiThOuT FaItH Iz As BaD
As FaItH WiThOuT LoVe . . =B . . ;>

Thought Of The Day

Thought Of The Day :)

We must have a theme, a goal,
a purpose in our lives.
If you don’t know where you’re aiming,
you don’t have a goal.
My goal is to live my life in such a way
that when I die,
someone can say,
He cared.

Thought Of The Day

Thought Of The Day :)

Parindon ko milegi manzil ek din,
ye faile hue unke par bolte hai
wohi log rehte hai khamosh aksar,
zamane mein jinke hunar bolte hai

Sometimes someone says something really

Sometimes someone says something really
small, and it just fits right into this empty
place in your heart..

Good Morning Everyone

Faraz Now Available in English

Faraz Now Available in English...!

Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife...

Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife...
.
.
.
.
.
.
And Asked for My LG KG 195..!! :-P

Ye lo eid ka suit

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Ye Lo Eid Ka Suit Meri Taraf Se.
Mehngai Bohat Hai.

Shalwar Agli Eid Pe Bhej Donga.

Ab Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Mat Karna, Tu Jigar Hai Apna.

Wishing you Happy Eid Mubarak in advance

Wishing you Happy Eid Mubarak in advance,
For the following 10 Years.

2009
2010
2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018

Agar Coming 10 Years main aapko koi Pehle Wish karne ka dawa kary.

To Ek Rakh k chamat dena aur ye msg dikha dena. Ok?

Don't Delete It.

people always throw stones in your pat

people always throw stones in your path

it depend upon u
what do u make from it
a"wall of difficulties"
OR
a"bridge over difficulties"

True Words

True Words:

"If everyone is Happy with U. . .



then Surely U might have made many Compromises in Ur Life"..!

Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai or mera name

Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai or mera name poocha
Doston



Name btane pr wo mujhe yahan injection lga gai

! " (-,-)
! //>
! _/ _ . O0oi ammi ji..

1 pathan: Roze ke dauran naswar laga rha tha

1 pathan: Roze ke dauran naswar laga rha tha,
2nd pathan: Abe ye kya tera roza nahi hai?
1st pathan: Mera Roza itna kamzor nahi jo naswar se toot jayega.

Insaan Apni Marzi Se Paida Nahi Hota

Insaan Apni Marzi Se Paida Nahi Hota,
Na Hi Maut Usko Apni Marzi Se Ati Ha
To Phir Wo Paidaaish Or Maut Ka
Darmyaani Waqt Apni Marzi Se
Kyu Guzaarna Chahta Ha?

tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia ha

Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..
Pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,

Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon laya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?


Quaid-e-Azam khan ;-)

Our lives are always so hectic

Our lives are always so hectic

with little time to spare,

but days get brighter

when u get a msg from someone

saying "Good morning...."

AiK dafa ka ziKar hY k mai sO raha tha, Bilkul aiSay

AiK dafa ka ziKar hY k mai sO raha tha, Bilkul aiSay (^_^)
,
.
phir mera phone baja,
.
mai uthgaia, bilkul aiSAy (*_*)
.
mene phone daikha to alarm tha,
.
time daikh ker meri aankhein aur khul gai, bilkul aisay (O_O)

phr phr...

Phir mujhy yaad aya k SUNDAY hy

Mai phr so gya bilkul aisay
(^_^)

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...










"I'm From The Government And I'm Here To Help...." =P ;)

Wo Kehti Hy

Wo Kehti Hy
k
Hum Saari Raat
Unhei'n
Soney Nhi Dete

Hum Kehty Hyn
k
Aap Ki Yaad Ka
Noor Hi Kuch Aisa Hy
k
Aap Humari Raat
Honay Nhi Dete .. ;)

Khuda Ko Bhool Gaye Log Fikr-e-Rozi MeiN

Khuda Ko Bhool Gaye Log Fikr-e-Rozi MeiN,

Talaash Rizq Ki Hai, Raaziq Ka Kuchh Khayaal NahiN

Maine Socha Tha Inkaar Kar Dun

Maine Socha Tha Inkaar Kar Dun,
Magar Ikraar Hota Chala Gaya,
Likha Tha Baad Mein Dhoka Khana,
Isliye Mujhe Pyar Hota Chala Gaya

Some promises r always unbroken

Some promises r always unbroken
Some memories r always unwritten
Feel d magic of true relation
&
U'll realize th8 true feelings r always Unspoken ... !

A Reputation once broken may

A Reputation once broken may
possibly b repaired but . . .

world will always keep their
eyes on da spot where da crack was . .

Sardion Ki Sham Thi

Sardion Ki Sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.

"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"

Ye Sun k to Dimagh hi Ghoom gya 'Faraz'

Ye Sun k to Dimagh hi Ghoom gya 'Faraz'

Jb Meine Apni Dadi ko kha Dadi koi purana gana hi suna dein,


To woh Bolin.
Smack That
All on the Floor Smack That.;a

sub ko maloom hai sub ko

sub ko maloom hai sub ko chord jana hai us ne.

pher itna payaar kuon kerta hai sub se..

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo
in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

If things r happening

If things r happening
according to ur wish
u r lucky
But if they r not
u r very lucky
Bcoz they r hapning
according to Gods wish

My Life Funda

My Life Funda

How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !


Then what..?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!

wo loot kar aya tu maang raha tha mujh

wo loot kar aya tu maang raha tha mujh se apne kaye ki mafi..

uski aankhon ki nami or mosmeat ne maaf karne par majboor kar daya mujhe.

2 aisi cheezo k naam batao

Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.



Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!

2 aisi cheezo k naam batao

Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.



Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!

es eid par main tohfa nahi behj raha hon

es eid par main tohfa nahi behj raha hon ...

bus ek eid card hai kuch duwain hai tumhare lye..

Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge

Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?




Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)

Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain

Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,

Hum Inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,

Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,

Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.

Boys r Inteligent Than Girls

Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)

Itne KHUDDAR they Hum k kabhi collage nahi jate they

'Itne KHUDDAR they Hum k kabhi collage nahi jate they....

Faraz...


larkiyon k
Zauq-e-DEEDAR nay muje Regular Bana diyä...!!!

Once Great Alexendar Saw

Once Great Alexendar Saw
A Child Playing With A Lion
He Surrendered His Sword
At The Child's Feet.
Now The Child Has Grown Up
& Wishes You Good morning :-)

Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske

Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin,

Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->

Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante h

Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe
Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai
tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia

Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai
SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)

Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News

Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News-

Gud News
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya

Banta-aur Bad News
Santa-wo ek SAPNA tha

Yahin se laut chalo

Yahin se laut chalo
wasta KHUDA ka hy

k Ab ana ka nhi
Muamla BQA ka hy

Ye or baat hy k jukh gaye
Teri MOHABBAT me

Wrna Hm me b GHURUR
Intiha ka hy

||- mY pOetRy speaKs for mE -||

Muhaly ki larkia hain kuch naraz

Muhaly ki larkia hain kuch naraz


wah wah





muhaly ki larkia hain kuch naraz



kyun k aetikaf me beth gaya hy faraz.

uski qurbat main

uski qurbat main hai kia baat na jane ay mohsin.

ek lamhy k liye sadyon ko bhula deta hai..

humain thukraa kar door

humain thukraa kar door bhi jana chaho to itna na jana.

kay wapis bhi aajao to wo "MAKAAM" na mile..

use jaate lahme hum ne

use jaate lahme hum ne na roka usk muskrte chahre ki waja se..


aaj wo roote howe mila tu hum use ansoo k sabab maaf kar daya..

usne sub kuch jaan

usne sub kuch jaan k bhi mujhe maaf kar daya..

meri maa ne matha choom kar aaj phir mujhe sula daya.

Fashion is simplicity 4 us

Fashion is simplicity 4 us.
Class is meeting hall 4 us.
Teachers are inspectors 4 us.
Girls r dolls.
Guys r prince.
Cafe means life 2 us.
Study is our part time hobby.
Campus roads r catwalk tracks.
We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades.

We are "STUDENTS"

Keep Rocking Buddies!

rait k gahronde bana kar

rait k gahronde bana kar thori dair k laye spane sjate thy bachpan main..

phir unhain rait k gahrondon ko tord dena gahr wapias jate howe.

Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)

kitna saroor rat ki tanhayon me tha

kitna saroor rat ki tanhayon me tha,

chup tha jaisay chand b ruswaion me tha,,

sub ja rahay thay apnay apnay khuda ko poojnay,,

tab me khayal-e-yaar ki gahrayoon me tha.

uski aankhon main koi dukh basa ha shayad

uski aankhon main koi dukh basa ha shayad.

ya mujhay khud hi koi waham howa ha shayad..

main ne pocha ke bhool gaye ho tum bhi..

pouch k aankain us ne mujh se kaha shayad..

pooch lo mere bastar

pooch lo mere bastar ki har salwaton se..

raat bhar uski yaad ne kitna tarpya hai..

Zehan ko afkar ankhon

Zehan ko afkar ankhon ko pani daay giya
Jatay jatay wo mujay unmit nishani day giya

Mumkin ho aap se to bhula dijiyey mujha

Mumkin ho aap se to bhula dijiyey mujhay
Pathar pe hoon lakeer, mita dijiyey mujhay

Hur rooz mujh se taaza shikayat hai aap ko
Main kia hoon, aik baar bata dijiyey mujhay

Faraz aaj

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hat jaaa0Oo!
Faraz aaj "SASTA ATA" lay kar ja raha hai :-)

L a u g h t e r I s

"L a u g h t e r
I s
T h e
S u n
T h a t
D r i v e s
W i n t e r
F r o m
T h e
H u m a n
F a c e .. " (=

~Victor Hugo~

manzilain zok-e-tajasus

manzilain zok-e-tajasus ko sulaa deti hain!

ariz

hum raahon ke talabgar hain manzilon ke nahi..

wo rat ka be nwa musafir wo

wo rat ka be nwa musafir wo tera shair wo tera"nasir"

teri gali tk tu hum ne dekha phir na jane kadhar gia wo..

tum q badal gaye ho ye herat ki bat hy

tum q badal gaye ho ye herat ki bat hy.

mohsin

tum ko to meri zat se gahra lgao tha,,,

wo rat ka be nwa musafir wo

wo rat ka be nwa musafir wo tera shair wo tera"nasir"

teri gali tk tu hum ne dekha phir na jane kadhar gia wo..

uski ankhon me nazar aata

uski ankhon me nazar aata tha sara jahan muj ko..

wassi

magar uski ankhon me khud ko kabhi dekha hi nhi..

Yaad mein doobney se achcha hai

Yaad mein doobney se achcha hai
kay ,chor kar us yaad k samandar ko
koi aisa jazeera dhond lo
kay
jahan sakoon ho, bohat sakoon ho
magar
hum jaise logon ko to
doobna achcha lagta hai
to phir
doobey raho us ki yaad mein
jo k hum ko
kab ka bhool chuka hai
kiya waqa'ie
WO BHOOL CHUKA HO GA

Is Eid par woh mere sath nhi hai

Is Eid par
woh mere sath nhi hai..
magar woh, uski yaaden, uski baatain..
sub mujya yaad hain..
Us ne be mjya yaad kia ho ga..
phir mere khayalon main khoye howe..
Tasawar ki kis lamhe main
dhere se kaha ho ga.

~ Eid Mubarak ~

tumam umer karta raha

tumam umer karta raha jis ki muhabat ki ibdat..

jub mohabat mali tu meri pass zindgi na rahi

sahil k sakun se hme inkar nai magar

sahil k sakun se hme inkar nai magar..

tufanon se kashti nikalne ka maza aur ha,,

It’s your Eid Gift

It’s your Eid Gift

47028918583496
Rs.1000 walay scratch card
ka number hay load kar lo.

Nahi load howa?

Kamal hey,
jub me ne kia tha tab to ho gia tha:)

Read this SMS after 3 days

Read this SMS after 3 days
-
-
-
-
-
ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo
ary kaha na nahin parhna

acha chalo parh lo may be
i ll be the 1st one to say
!~!~ Very Very
*..**Happy Eid MuBaRaK *..**

Wishing u happy Eid

Wishing u happy Eid,
soft as silk,
white as milk,
sweet as honey,
full of money
and
bubli as u

Many are the wishes

Many are the wishes
that are being sent your way,

but the is a special one
for a very happy Eid Day

Like the colour of silver

Like the colour of silver,
in the night sky,
the new moon rises,
the holy month has past,
the fasting is over,
tomorrow is the great feast of Eid-ul-Fitr.

We will eat spicy chicken,
and mouthwatering pakoras,
I’ll call my neighbours,
and friends on the street,
may the peace of Allah,
and joy of Eid,

The bunch of

The bunch of
*FLOWERS*
is being specially
delivered to you
&
Your family.
Just to say….

“EID MUBARAK”

Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he

Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??






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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?

They Says That

They Says That:

"Walking is Good for Health"

But

Have U Ever Seen Any Postman
Beating A Truck Driver?

A good frnd- Not easy to obtain.

A good frnd-
Not easy to obtain..

Once obtained-
Difficult to maintain..

Once lost-
Impossible to regain..

Moral:-
KEEP ME SAFE!!

Our body is fully made ov water

_ Unbeatable Lines _
Our body is fully made ov water
but whnevr it hurts,
Blood comes out
Our Heart is full ov Blood
whnver it hurts,
Water comes from our eyes

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:
U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)

Jab Tawaj'ja Ka Markaz

Jab Tawaj'ja Ka Markaz
"Apni Hi Zaat"
Ki Khoobiya'n Hon
Tou
"INSAAN"
Apni
"Islaah Mein Sust"
Aur
"Tanqeed Kerny Mein
Chust" Ho Jata Hy

HaPpY Eid MubariK

HaPpY Eid MubariK

I know its too early...
but l have hundreds of boys and prety girls to wish...
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties first!

Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se

Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)

Sadagi Ki Duhai To Har Koi Deta Hai Faraz

Sadagi Ki Duhai To Har Koi Deta Hai Faraz..!

Lekin Marte Sab Hi Be-Hayai Pe Hain..!!

Ye Kya Hai EID

Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.

BusinessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy

lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or
I : I
D : DAte

Ae mere "ALLAH"

Ae mere "ALLAH"

"HumAyuN Babar" k sarey GUNNAH,
Jo janey anjaney mein huey hyn
Unhei'n muaff farma !

Uski mushkile'n duur farma !
Aur
Meri dua Qubool farma"AAMEEN"


Shukriya..

Aap log tou dua kro ge nhi
Aise hi DUA krwani paregi Aap logo'n se .. (=

Aaj Jab Haath Uthana DUA k Liye

Aaj Jab Haath Uthana DUA k Liye

Tou Humei'n Mat Bhoolna KHUDA k Liye

Kya Pata Humarey Naseeb Ki Khushya'n

Muntazir Hon Aap Ki Ek DUA k Liye

Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai

Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"














Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.

BTFHOEFBNGOA

"BTFHOEFBNGOA"

Ooper Diye Huye Words Main Se

O, B, F

Delete Kar Den.

Aur Hasil Karen, Eik Khoobsorat Eid Gift. :-)

I Hope K Aisi Shandar Eidi

Perfume:
*
[...]

Watch:
~~*>O<*~~

Kurta:
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Shalwar:
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Khoosay:

/''\ /''\
) ( ) (
(..) (..)

I Hope K Aisi Shandar Eidi Mere Alawa Aur Koi Nahi Bhej Sakta. :-)

Jisne bana dia her ghar ko gulistan

Jisne bana dia her ghar ko gulistan.../

Chala jaega kuch dino ma ye mehman...//

Tohfe ma dey jaraha hay ye 'EID' sabko...!

(Alvida ! Alvida)

mah-e -ramzan.

Value You Mother

.
.

Rehty hyn Mere saath Farishtey Duao'n mein

Main khush-naseeb hon k Meri Maa Hayat hy....

.
.

-Value You Mother-

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.


Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You. :-)

Aey Eid k Chaand

Aey Eid k Chaand !

Kyun krta hy tu hum ko pareshan?

Tujhy dekhny k liye bechain hyn Hum aur Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman

Tujhy dekh nahi paatey poorey Pakistan k Insan

Magar kahan se dhoond lete hyn tujhy Sarhad k kuch Pathan? =P ;)

A Neighbor Loses His Job

"R e c e s s i o n"
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job ...

"D e p r e s s i o n"
Is When
You Lose Yours ... =P ;)

Good things from wrong people

''Half of sorrows we earn by expecting good things from wrong people...

and

Half of sorrows We earn by expecting wrong things from good people...!!!"

nikla tu tha naye dil ki

nikla tu tha naye dil ki talash main manzil pe AMI....

raste pe mila wohi dil zakhmi halat main k raham aa gaya..

kash aisa koi tum b moujzah kardo

kash aisa koi tum b moujzah kardo.

meri har hasrat har arzoo ko fana kardo.

ya to wafaon ka dars tum b seekh lo.

ya to apni tarah mujhe b bewafa kar do...

WelCome to "SACH KA SAMNA"

WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"

jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he

Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..

Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?


Ans plz

What is love

What is love?

jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode

aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu

jaisi lage to samaj lena

Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...

Udhar se chand tum dekho

Udhar se chand tum dekho

idhar se chand hum dekhen

nigahon ka tasadum ho


dono ki EID ho jay!

Every Time i Try To Walk Away

Every Time i Try To Walk Away,

There's Always Something that Remind me

i Should Stay

Dabby mei dabba, dabby mei aata

Dabby mei dabba, dabby mei aata,
.
.
.
.
Eid wellc0me ramzan tata... ;->

independence day to all my shetan friends

Dhuz

Dhuz

Dhuz

Dhuz


Happy Independence Day
To All My Shetan Friends ... =P ;)

Dhan Tana .. ;)

E - Excitement n Joys

E - Excitement n Joys

I - Inspirating with Impressive Attitude

D - Distributing Pleasure To All

God Bless You ... (:

Regards
Admin

Eid Mubarak To Awl

Like The Color Of Silver

Like The Color Of Silver
In The Night Sky
The New Moon Rises
The Holy Month Has Past
The Fasting Is Over
Tomorrow Is The Great Feast Of
"Eid-ul-Fitr" (:

Suno Alfaaz Kam Hyn

Suno Alfaaz Kam Hyn

Aur

Tammanaei'n Hazaro'n

Mubarak Ho

Meri Janib Se Tumhei'n

Eid Ki Khushiya'n .. (:

... EiD mUbArAk ....

Album May Meray Aaj

Album May Meray Aaj Bhee Mehfuz Hain
Yadoon Kay Phool Gham K Dhanak Chahatoon K Rung

Zabt Kerty Hain To

Zabt Kerty Hain To Ankhon Sai Lahoo Behtey Hain
Shikwa Kerty Hain To Andesha-E-Ruswai Hai

main bhi mohabt ko manya

main bhi mohabt ko manya tha eid ki terha"AMI"

ek chand nikla tha mare shahr mia bhi nigahon se ojal ho kar..

Hearty Eid Wishes 4 @ll Muslimz

Hearty Eid Wishes 4 @ll Muslimz!

May every minute of eid fill ur heart and home wid special jOy!

un ankhon mai bhi

un ankhon mai bhi halki si nami rehti hai...

baat krte hain jo aurun ko hansaney k liye..

boht yaad aayen gi

boht yaad aayen gi tujhe meri beylos wafain.

jb main teri zaat k sehra se nikla jaoon ga,,

tujhy mohabt krna nahi aata

tujhy mohabt krna nahi aata...

mujhy muhabt k siwa kuch nahi aata..

ye sitam nahi tu aoor kia hai "ami"

ye sitam nahi tu aoor kia hai "ami"

woh khawabon ma b ata hai kisi aoor k sath..

Sawere Sawere ho Khushyo ka Mela

Sawere Sawere ho Khushyo ka Mela

Na logo ki Parwah Na Dunya ka Jhamela

Panchiyo k Sangeet ho Or Mosam Albela

Mubarak ho Aapko EID ka Sawera! :)

Sending you warm wishes on

Sending you warm wishes on
"2nd Day Of EID-UL-FITR"

and wish, it brings your way

ever joys and happiness
for you and your family... (: Sending you warm wishes on

Its more than just an Eid wish

Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.

For it comes with warm and loving thoughts
because it’s meant for you.

Eid days are meant to celebrate

Eid days are meant to celebrate
the goals and the achievements
that make you happiest.
The ideals you believe in,
the dream you love the best.

Today i pray that

Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of Allah’s
Peace,love,joy & good health behind

shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
ramadan mubarak,

May you remain happy all the time
Irrespective of any occasion

Of all the days to celebrate

Of all the days to celebrate
this out shines the rest,

Here is hoping that
this EID is happiest and best

u sne milne k lye bulya bhi to

u sne milne k lye bulya bhi to ajeeb raste ka intkhaab kya"ami"

rukta tha tu paon pe chubte thy kante chalta tha tu dman ko pakrthy thy kante..

tum jis rastey se chaho,aa

tum jis rastey se chaho,aa jana"AMI"...

mere chaaron trf muhbt he.....

jis shehr ki masjid bhi tarsti

jis shehr ki masjid bhi tarsti ho jabeen ko,

phir samjho k us shehr ka har shakhs khuda hy...

ye sb rasty k sathi hain inhen akhir bicharna hy

ye sb rasty k sathi hain inhen akhir bicharna hy,


chlo ab ghar chalein"SAGAR" bohat aawargi kr li..

mare paas chand lfz

mare paas chand lfz thy wo bhi chan gaye hai mujh se..

wo aik tera naam jo har waqat zuban per rahta tha..

Histry of Pakorey

Histry of Pakorey
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls
Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..


Jab Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo
Kac'che The To Baloach
Bola






"PAKO REY" .. ;)

Arz kya hy

Arz kya hy...

Farzana jab se shift hui hy "SURJANI"





Tou Faraz bas yehi kehta hy

"MARJAANI MARJAANI"
Tu kyun chali gai"SURJANI ???" .. ;)

Dont Search Any Gud Or Particular Msg 2 Send Me

Dont Search Any Gud Or Particular Msg 2 Send Me

I'll Be Satisfied Wid An Empty Msg

Coz I'll Just Be Happy By Knowing

Dat My Frnds Still Remembr Me !!!

Tumharay paas hoon

Zara Udas hoon Lekin Zara
Masroor bhi hoon...

Tumharay paas hoon
shayad,shayad Door bhi
hoon...

Yoon Pathreelay Raston Pay
Chalna Shoq nahi Mera..;

Kuch Muaamla Chahat ka hay
Kuch Majboor bhi hoon..

Mohabbat Ho Gai Tum say Bus
itni Khata hay Meri...

Mana k Mujrim hoon Magar
BayQasoor bhi hoon...

Tujhko paa lene me ab

Tujhko paa lene me ab wo betaab kaifiat kahan

Zindagi to wo thee jo teri justju me kat gayi

Tumharey waastay rakhay

Tumharey waastay rakhay hain do tohfay,
Dil ibtida k liyeh' Jaan intiha k liyeh..!

wo rootha tu

wo rootha tu hum bhi chup rahaye

ek baar mana lete tu roz khafa hota

such hi manta raha uski sub

such hi manta raha uski sub jhooti baton ko main "ami"..

jhoot hi samjha tha jub usne such mai kaha mujhe nafrat hai tum se.

jhoot bool kar tu ne use

jhoot bool kar tu ne use apna mahwar tu bana laya hai"ami"

kal wo teri zindgi ka ek hisa bna tu kaya ho ga soch le..

mery kufr-e-mohabat pay na kar

mery kufr-e-mohabat pay na kar tanqeed ay saaqi..

koi to bat dekhi thi,k sajda kar liya hum ne...

mudaton baad usay pa kr us raat

mudaton baad usay pa kr us raat.

itna roya k sochon to hansi aati hai..

bakhsha hai thokroon nay

bakhsha hai thokroon nay sanbhalnay ka husla,

har hadsa khayal ko gehrai day gaya..

Life is Like An Hourglass

Life is Like An Hourglass ...
Eventually,
Everything Hits
The Bottom
And
All You Have To
Do Is Wait It Out
Until
Someone Comes Along
&
Turns It Round ...

Life Is Not A Matter Of Milestone,
But Of Moments ...

The Leaves Will Wither & Die

The Leaves Will Wither & Die,
Life Goes On

The Branches Will Break
Life Goes On

Old Wood Is Tossed In To The Fire
Life Goes On

Seeds Sprout & New Growth Emerges
Life Goes On

Join This Caravan Or Stand By The Wayside
Life Goes On

Welcome Life Or Struggle Against It
Life Goes On

We Cannot Get

We Cannot Get
Very Far A
F.r.i.e.n.d.s.h.i.p
If We Are Not
Prepared To Forgive
Each Other's
Smaller Defects ... (:

Stay Blessed .. !!

U r not here

U r not here
To suffer,To hunger,To cry ,To hope,To wish,To try
U r here
To THRIVE & d entire UNIVERSE
Is on Ur side

Thank GOD for most
Dix amazing day
4 d leaping greenly spirits of trees & A blue true dream of sky & For evrythng
Which is natural,Which is infinite,Which is yes

GoOd a.m (:

In USA Every Year

In USA Every Year Edison's Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.

But Here Due To Over Respect,

We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)

yeh to hai apnaa apnaa

yeh to hai apnaa apnaa hausla apnii apnii u’Daan hai
koi u’D ke rah gayaa baam tak,koi kahkashaa’n se guzar gaya

you are distantly

Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog's brother.

apane chehre se jo

apane chehre se jo zaahir hai chhupaaye’n kaise
terii marzii ki mutaabik nazar aaye’n kaise

Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..

Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene

Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun

Hi Moon

Hi Moon,

My friend is going to sleep.

Tell 2 ur's brother sun to raise

2Morow late becoz my friend wants More relax.

Good Night

agar pata hota kh tum aa

agar pata hota kh tum aao ge yadon main.

tu hum sanwrte or sajte zaror...

Kabhi aa ker mujhse mil

Kabhi aa ker mujhse mil, mera haal mujhse poch...

Ghairon ke kehne pe youn badguman na ho...

Meri Zindagi ka naseeb hai

Meri Zindagi ka naseeb hai, nahin door mujh se qareeb hai

Mujhe uska gham to naseeb hai, wo agar nahin tu naheeN sahi

nazar wo hai ke jo kauno

nazar wo hai ke jo kauno makan ke paar ho jaaye

magar jab ruh-e-taabaN par pade bekaar ho jaaye

tum taslee na do bus yon

tum taslee na do bus yon he pas bathe raho..

waqat kuch mray mrnay ka tul jay ga..

chupke se bheja tha aik gulab use

chupke se bheja tha aik gulab use magar..

kushbu ne shehar bahr me tamasha bana dala...

hum bhi zinda hain saqi kisi chahne

hum bhi zinda hain saqi kisi chahne wale ki waja se..

warna do gazz zamin to kahen bhi mil jati hai...

ae zindagi tujh se

ae zindagi tujh se acha tu mera zakhum hai.

jub dard hota hai to ehsas dilta hai zinda hone ka..

bhut thak chuka hun muhabt main

bhut thak chuka hun muhabt main khud ko sulana chahta hon..

lykn raat main yh shama ki roshni sone nahi deti...

jis ne sikhya humen muskurana

jis ne sikhya humen muskurana zindgi main..

bardi harat hoti hai jate lamhe rula kr kaon gaya.

A Bird That

A Bird That
You Set Free
May Be Caught Again,

But

A Word That
Escapes Your Lips
Will Not Return ...

So Think Before You Leap

G o.O d MoRnInG

Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy

Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.


Aur


Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?





Aray Sahi Pehchana




Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)

What An Amazing Fact

...What An Amazing Fact...

The word
" L I E "

stands right in the

middle of the word

" B E L I E V E"

Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata

Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.


Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai

2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
.
Tution parhne k liye..

Sheher-E-Khayal-O-Khuwab Mein Abad Ho Gaya

Sheher-E-Khayal-O-Khuwab Mein Abad Ho Gaya,

Itna Usay Parha Ke Mujhay Yaad Ho Gaya,,

Main Aaj Tak Hoon Jis Ke Fareeb-O-Hisar Main,

Wo Aur Hi Kisi Ka Mere Bad Ho Gaya,,

Aandhi Hawa Ka Saath Nibhanay Ke Shok Mein,

Koi Tabah Hua' Koi Barbad Ho Gaya,,

Apni To Sari Umr Aseeri Mein Kat Gayi,

Jis Ne Bhi Haar Maan Li' Azaad Ho Gaya,,

Pehlay To Paaniyon Se Rahi Guftagu Meri,

Phir Youn Hua Ke Aaina Eejaad Ho Gaya . . . /

GOD is making a way 4 U

GOD is making a way 4 U
Ur nite is expiring
Ur new fresh day is coming
The miracle U expect
Is going to happen
GOD doesn't disappoint U

g O_o D a.m (:

There Is A Light That Shines

There Is A Light
That Shines
Beyond All Things
On Earth,
Beyond The Highest,
The Very Highest Heavens.
This Is The Light
That Shines
In Your "HEART"

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

Kabhi milnay milanay ka koi

Kabhi milnay milanay ka koi tehwar to aaey

Mujhe bs tooot k teri kami mehsos hoti hai..!

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
.
.
aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay

Zahir he
.

.



KHUWAB.. :-D

Agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho K

Agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho K..
.
Wo naik serat hai ya nehi, To...
.
Srf itna pta kro k Wo...
.




Star plus tou nahi dekhti. :-D

Agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho K

Agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho K..
.
Wo naik serat hai ya nehi, To...
.
Srf itna pta kro k Wo...
.




Star plus tou nahi dekhti. :-D

Ab is se bhar k bhalan kia ho

Ab is se bhar k bhalan kia ho ehtiyaat-e-wafa,
Mai tere shehr se guzron, tujhe khaber na karon!

Wo aik pal ko dikhayai to de kahin Mohsin,
Mai jaan ganva ke bhi us pal ko mukhtasir na karoN!

All The Birds Have

All The Birds Have
Flown Up & Gone
A Lonely Cloud
Floats Leisurely By
We Never Tire Of
Looking At Each Other
Only The Moon & I

_ DaRk TeMpTaTiOn _

If you think

If you think

You are too small to be efective,

You have never been in the dark with a "mosquito"

g O.o D mOrNiNg

Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt

Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje

Do sheikh hotel main aik

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
.
.
.
.

wajah kya thi..??
.
.
.
wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?

Go On, This Is LIF

Whn dere's no frend
Whn lyf is on d dead end
Whn world isn't a paradise
Whn ur confidence dies
Tell urself
"Go On, This Is LIFE"

Whn things dn't go right
Whr dere's no ray of lite
And its too hard to survive
Tell urself
"Go On, This Is LIFE"

Whn other dn't respect u
Whn u r nt amongst d admirable few
Whn for a question, u can't find a solution
Whn u r sure abt, is confusion
Tell urself
"Go On, This Is LIFE"

Whn ur destination is miles apart
Whn u dn't knw whr to start
Whn all u c around in pain
Whn ur hardwork is in vain
Tell urself
"Go On, This Is LIFE"

Journalist To Meera

Journalist To Meera:


Kya Ap
"HumAyuN"
Sy Dor Ho Sakti Ho?

Meera: Qasam Se Mra Bhai Mar Jae Mri Maa Mar Jae
Mera Khana Kharab Ho Agr Me UsSy Dor Hun =P ;->

Forget Your 0wn Happiness

Forget Your 0wn Happiness
By Trying To Cre8 A Little Happiness For 0thers.

REMEMBER

When You r Good To 0thers

You r Best To Yourself (:

g 0_o D a.m

ARZ KIA HAI

=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=


Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko...


"Chotiye" ne sub kuch batadia 'FARAZ' ko... =P ;->

Manzil par puhanchne ki

Manzil par puhanchne ki talab hoti he jin Jawano mein
FARAZ








Raste me khare ho kar wo BACHIAN nahi Tarte.

RoOnay Se BaddaL Jatey Agar

RoOnay Se BaddaL Jatey Agar Halaat Faraz
To Aaj Duniya Main Hum B Khush Naseeb Hotay...!!!!

Barsoon baad bhi uski

Barsoon baad bhi uski aadat na badli bewafai ki,RAZA,
Kaash mein mohabbat nahi uss ki aadat hota...

aaj wo khud bhi ro parre

aaj wo khud bhi ro parre mujhe kafan me dekh kr..


jo kehte the intzar hy mujhe apki maeyat pe muskurane ka..

kon ujra ho ga bhari

kon ujra ho ga bhari duniya mai hamari tarha.

tu b na mila humko aur khud ko b ganwa bethe.

Bechara Mard

(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
.
.
Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...

ajab teri rafaqat me

ajab teri rafaqat me maza ata hai.

musalsal safer me rehne ko ji chahta hai.

ae humsafar tujhe kya khaba

ae humsafar tujhe kya khabar teri raah guzar meri sajda gaah...

teri ik nazar meri zindgi,teri be-rukhi meri mout hai...

pahle to paaniyon

pahle to paaniyon se rahi guftagu meri.

phir youn hua ke aaina eejaad ho gaya.

2 b sucesful U've 2 b selfish

2 b sucesful U've 2 b selfish
or else U nvr achieve & 1ce U get
2 Ur highest level thn
U've 2 b Unselfish.
Stay reachable,
Stay in touch,
Don't Isolate
Gud a.m (:

Q U O T E

Q U O T E

"Effort Within The Mind Further Limits The Mind,
Because Effort Implies Struggle Towards A Goal And When You Have A Goal, A Purpose, An End In View
You Have Placed A Limit On d Mind..."

~*~ Bruce Lee ~*~

I kip d telefone of my mind open to

I kip d telefone of my mind open to
Peace, Harmony, Health, Love & Abundance.
Then whenever
Doubt, Anxiety or Fear
Try to call,
they will kip getting a busy signal
n Soon they'll forget my number ... (:

Friendship isn't about

Friendship isn't about "i m sorry"
its about "kamine teri ghalti hai"

Its not about "m here 4u"
its about "kahan hai kaminey"

Its not about "i understand"
its about "sab teri wajah se hua hai manhoos"

Its not about "i care 4u"
its about "kamino mujhe chor k kaha jaogey"

Its not about "im happy 4 ur success"

A Pathan called FM radio & said

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->

Na Lafz Itne Qadd-aawer

Na Lafz Itne Qadd-aawer
Na Tujh Si Koi Shey ...



Bayaan Kis Tarah Kerta
Tujhy Misaal Se Main ... !!

All nation was enjoying the match

All nation was enjoying the match but missing one thing
.

.

.

.

Guess what

.

.

.

SUNO ZARA KHUSI KI AAHAT SUNO ZARA DIL KI CHAHAT =P ;)

I Will Wai

I Will Wait ...


Till The Day
"I" Can Forget "You" ...


Or


The Day
You Realize
"You" Cannot Forget "Me" ...

Sometimes When You

~*~ Sometimes

When You Are

Really Lonely,

You Really Feel Alive

And

You Feel Like You Know

"Who You Are..." ~*~

Don't Think About

Don't Think About

"What You Have Got......"

Think About
"How To Use It That You Have Got....." (:

g 0.o D
m O r N i N g

Stay Blessed

ajeeb mourr py

ajeeb mourr py thehra hy qafila dil ka
sakoon dhondny nikly thy wehshten b gaen

kya mila muhbt se

kya mila muhbt se?
khawab ki musafat se
wasl ki tamazt se
roz.o.shb riazt se

kiya mila muhbt se?

aik hijr ka sehra
aik shaam yadon ki
aik thaka hua aansu...

mujhe maloom hai main

mujhe maloom hai main us k bina jee nahien sakta,

us ka bhi yehi haal hai

mgr

kisi aor k liye.....!!!!

qasam un mast ankhoon k

qasam un mast ankhoon ki main wo lub-raiz-sagar hoon..

jo masti main chalk jaoun,tu mehkhano ko lay dooboon...

her ik mausam main

her ik mausam main roshni si bekhairtey hain sagar

tumharey ghum ke charagh meri udasiyon main.

be-chain hum hi nah

be-chain hum hi nahi aun ke yaad mai...
.
karwatain tou wo b badaltay hain raat bhar.

sochtaa huuN ke mahfuuz kar luuN

sochtaa huuN ke mahfuuz kar luuN
ise apne siine meN lafz-o-bayaaN kii tarah

thoRii hii der meN
yeh mulaaqaat bhii Khatm ho jaayegi daastaaN kii tarah

Its A Voice Of Father

Its A Voice Of Father

~*~ Umar Bhar Jis Phool Ki Main Ne Parwarish Ki ~*~


~*~ Jab Khushbuu k Qaabil Hua Tou Ghairo'n ko De Dia ~*~

1 Pathan ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia

1 Pathan ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia
I LOVE YOU
Pathan ghuse ma beti se kehta hy:
jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis bhejo... ;->

wo meri lash pr

wo meri lash pr b aa kr ro na saka..!

us shakhas ko meray sakon ka ktna khayal tha...

1 Day God Tested Me

1 Day God Tested Me
He Erased All My Memory n Asked
"Do U Remember Any1 Now?"
I Told Ur Name
God Smiled n Said
"Some Virus Can't Be Formatted" ;)

It Takes Time To Heal

It Takes Time To Heal

Build A Bridge
From Now To Tommorow
Sink d Piers
Deep Into d Earth
Pour In Concrete
Day By Day
A Little A Time
& Let It Set

It Takes Time To Heal

It May Feel Very Awkward
As If You're Making Empty Promises
As If You're Simply Spanning Empty Space

But Someday,Somehow,Somewhere
You'll Find Yourself
Upon A Brand New Shore
Glancing Back At The Bridge
Which You Alone Have Built

It Takes Time To Heal (:

An Attempt To Go Beyond Destiny

An Attempt To Go Beyond Destiny Is Rather A Step Back From The Reality
Be Real
Think Real
So The Things Do Not Pinch

Enjoy Life

G o_0 d /\/\oRnInG (:

S.w.e.e.t T.h.o.u.g.h.t

~ S.w.e.e.t
T.h.o.u.g.h.t ~

"W h E r E v E r
W e
A r E
I t
I s
O u R
F r I e N d
T h A t
M a K e
O u R
W o R l D ... " (=

The Most AMAZING CRICKET MATCH

The Most AMAZING CRICKET MATCH In The History...
Played on 30th Sept,09 b/w PAK & AUS...
But The Looser Was ...

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.
.
.
.
.

INDIA! =P =D

GOLDEN WORDS

~*~ GOLDEN WORDS ~*~


¤Jo Dukh de usay chorh do magar jisay chorh do usay dukh na do.


¤Buri suhbat k dosto'n se kaantey ache jo 1 bar zakhm dete hyn.


¤Agar tum ALLAH ki ibadat nhi kr sakty tou gunah krna bhi chorh do.


¤Apni muskarahat se kisi ka dil jeetna sab se azeem karnaama hy.

I wil yad u very zyada

I wil yad u very zyada
U b yad me bht much
U r very zyada gd dost of me
I thnk im b boht acha frnd of u ka
So plz dnt bholna me ko
Me also kadi v nai 4get u ;->

ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi

ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...










Jo kEhti hAi "App k AcouNT ki RAqAm iS cALL k Liye nA kAfi hy... ;->

Question paper in year 2020

Question paper in year 2020:

Q.1
Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.

Q.2
How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.

Q.3
Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.

Q.4
In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.

Q.5
Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.

Q.6
Explain principle n working of a Drone... ;->

Aus won the toss & decided to bat first

(Champions Trophy FINAL '09)

Aus won the toss & decided to bat first

AUS V/s Pak

AUS: 323/7 (50)
PAK: 325/8 (48.4)

(peshawar TV)
=P ;)

Learn To Express Rather Than Impress

Learn To Express Rather Than Impress

Expressing Evokes A "Me Too" Attitude

While

Impressing Evokes A "So What" Attitude

Feel d Difference

gUd A.M

Missing You ...

Missing You ...

Is Not The Hard Part !!!

But ....

Knowing That

I Once Had You ...

Is What Breaks My
Heart ... !!!

Dedicated To My Amma

-=- M A A -=-

Mujhy Yun Hi Rakhna !!

Apni Narm Chhao'n Mein

Apni Garm Baanho'n Mein

Koi Dukh Nahi Mujh Ko

Tu Jo Paas Hy Mere

Koi Darr Nahi Mujh Ko

Yun Hi Shadman Rehna

Yun Hi Meherban Rehna ...

Dedicated To My Amma

Friendship Is A Lifelong Incurable Disease

Friendship Is A Lifelong Incurable Disease
Symptoms:
Happy Heart
Lots Of Laughs
Few Fights
Couple Of Tears
Some Hugs n
Many Pointless Convrsations Via Sms Or Calls

If You've Any Of d Above Symptoms, Don't Panic
Just Turn 2 GOD n Thank HIM 4 Blessing You Wid d Best Illness Of d World (=

Daddy ye school kia hota hy

Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?

Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho'n ko koota jata hy... ;)

After 20 years of friendship

After 20 years of friendship a friend asked his buddy:
"How come we travelled so far in this friendship?"

His buddy smiled and said:
"I know what you are,
I understand what you cannot be"...

"I am happy at what you are, and I compromisd on what you cannot be"...

That's how we are here...!! (:

1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha

1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?

Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)

indian team yad aa gai thi

Ha
haha
hahaha
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahaha
hahaha
haha
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Kuch nahi aisay hi Indian team yad aa gai thi..
:-D

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free

Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti

Zara Aagey Chalo Ge

Zara Aagey Chalo Ge Tou Izafa Ilm Mein Hoga

Mohabbat Pehly Pehly Be-zarar Mehsoos Hoti Hy (:

GOD Understands Our Prayers

GOD Understands Our Prayers
Even When
V Can't Find d Words To Say 'em

G o.0 d MoRnInG

Live, Laugh, Love n Smile Who Knows 2morow May Not b (:

Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha

Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!

Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..

Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.

You can kiss Your

You can kiss Your "Family & Frnds" good-bye
And
Put miles b/w You,
But at the same time
You carry Them with You
in Your heart, mind & stomach,
Because
"You don't just live in a world but a world lives in You" =)

Nargis taxi driver se

Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Driver: jee haan

Nargis: kya lo gay?

Driver: paisay

PAHELI Of THE DAY

PAHELI Of THE DAY.

Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Kia aap k0 pata hay

Kia aap k0 pata hay ??


B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??



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"BE-GAIRTI'':-):-o

kya tareef karu aapki

kya tareef karu aapki, Jeet
Aap shabdon mein kahan sama paoge

Bas itna jaanlo ke jab bi baat chalegi Dost

jo laya karta tha hum

jo laya karta tha hum se har ek mashwara.

mujh se laye baghir aaj wo nata kase tord gaya.

S t r a n g e

~ S t r a n g e ~

When Written In Chinese
The Word "Crisis"
Is Composed Of Two
Characters
One Represent "Danger"
n
The Other Represent
"Opportunity" (:

Once I happened to walk

Once I happened to walk
on a high bridge

It was so high
that I got scared

I saw an Angel on
the other side.
I prayed To Allah 4 Help

But the Angel didn't come

I somehow managed to
cross the bridge

There I saw the Angel
holding the end of the
broken bridge ..

"Sometimes We think why
Allah is keeping quite ?"

Think
HE is not helping
cross the bridge
But
HE might b holding the
broken bridge 4 U

Have Faith

ae saqi tu jo ruswai

ae saqi tu jo ruswai ka dard mahsos kar k aaj marna chahta hai..

ase kayi dard hain jo hum mahsos ka r k jeete hain..

If I Had An Army Like

"If I Had An Army
Like The 72 Soldiers Of
HUSSAIN (A.S),
I Would Have Won The
Freedom For India In
24 Hours ..."

(Gandhi)

Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He

Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola


LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No




Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit








































PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->

The Most Dangerous

The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep





















Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->

Dost Ki Koi Baat Buri Lage

Dost Ki Koi Baat Buri Lage
Tou Khamosh Ho Jao
Agar Wo Dost Hy Tou
Samajh Jaye Ga Aur Agar
Wo Na Samjhy Tou Tum
Samajh Lena k Wo Tumhara
Dost Nahi ...

Hazrat Ali (r.a)

Kon hai yeh

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((((@ @))))
( ! )
Kon hai yeh?




Kon hai?


Nahi pata na?

Lekin u fone walon se pochiye

Kehte hain

"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->

Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz

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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja'aygi..

Evaluation msg

Evaluation msg

1:Apko sbse zyada sms snd krne wale ka nam?

2:Apko apke msgs ka fast reply kon krta hai?

3:Apko preshan dekh k kon zyada preshan hota hy?

4:Apka ideal?

5.Apko gusa ks bat p ata hai?

6.ap k 4bst frnds k nam jin ko ap kabi nhi khona chahtay hon?
1 ___
2 ___
3 ___
4 ___

7:Apky dushman ka nam?

8:im urz?

10:ek khwahish jis k poora hone tk znda rhna chahte hai?

11:chahna acha lgta hai ya chahe jana?

Reply honestly and fast.

Deposit IT In My Account

Sending You A Cheque Of

Rs Hapinessssss/-

When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE

Withdraw it From My Account

&

Whenever U r Too HAPPY


Deposit IT In My Account ... (:

Ek Din Guriya mujhe Se Boli

Ek Din Guriya mujhe Se Boli

Kya Wo Tum Ho?

Jo Mere Kano Se Lag kar

Apni Gazlain
Apni Nazmain

Keh Jata Hai

Phir Main Bola!

Han Main Wohi HooN,

Phir Wo Boli!

Bohat Buray Ho,
Bohat Buray Ho.

Neend Ura Kar So jate Ho. . .!

gold leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia


"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"

Nasibo'n Me Yeh Daur bhi Dekhna tha

Nasibo'n Me Yeh Daur bhi Dekhna tha,
Khuda Jaane Dunya ko Kia Ho Gaya Ha,

K Maa Ki Muhabbat bhi Khalis Na Rahi,
Jahan Mamta ha wahan DALDA Rahe:-)....

Tanhaio Ko Bhula

Tanhaio Ko Bhula Deti He Yaade Yaado Ki Kami Nahi Hoti
Chahat Ki Duniya Me Qadam To Rakho Chahne Walo Ki Kami Nahi Hoti

apni tamna se kbi

apni tamna se kbi kuch chaha tha humny,

teri he khushi ko dhondhty rahy to badnaam ho gaye..

ae qasid agar usne dosti

ae qasid agar usne dosti k laye kuch likha hai.

tu us kah de k "AMI"ne dost bnana chor daye hain.

wo kahta tha se bicher k viraan ho jain gay hum,

aaj pury shehr me sb se roshan ghar us ka mila..

merey marney per bohat

merey marney per bohat se logon k yeh alfaz hon ge..

faraz acha tha mar gaya aksar udas rahta tha.

Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat

Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)

faqat sans chalne ko log

faqat sans chalne ko log agar use jeena kahte hain.

tu use kah do k tere baghiar main khosh hon.

tere shahr k log bhi

tere shahr k log bhi bare ajeeb hai sagar.

jo payar main haar jye use daad dete hain.

is ajnabi shahar mein

is ajnabi shahar mein yeh pathar kahan sy aaya sagar..

logon ki iss bheer main koi apna zaror hai..

subhu khud ko kholta hon

subhu khud ko kholta hon rasi apny paon ki,

din dhaly khud ko kahen se pakr kar lata hon main,

Mana ke khud marna

mana ke khud marna haram hai danish,

magar uske baghair jeena bhi tu jaaiz nahi.

Hamen pyar ka hisab nahin ata

hamen pyar ka hisab nahin ata.

unka palatkar jawab nahin ata.

hum hain k unki yad me sote tak nahi,

aur unko sokar bhi hamara khwab nahi ata.

Kabhi b Kamyabi ko dimaagh

Kabhi b Kamyabi ko dimaagh
me aur Nakami ko dil mei jaga
na dena
Q k
Kamyabi dimaagh mei takabur
aur Nakami dil mei mayusi peda
kr deti hy

Hazrat Ali (r.a)

majburi kya hai unhone batai to hoti

majburi kya hai unhone batai to hoti,

judai ki baat yun sunai na hoti,

qabar ki mitti bhi de dete hum unhe,

meri maut ki khuwaish jatai to hoti

Leta Hoon Tera Naam Tou

Leta Hoon Tera Naam Tou
Ulajh Jata Hoon Saanso'n Se

Samajh Nahi Aata Zindagi
Saanso'n Se Hy Ya Tere Naam Se ...

Bas Itna Hi Chahna

Bas Itna Hi Chahna
Mere Baad Meri Ulfat Ko

k Agar Kabhi Main Yaad
Aao'n Tou Khud Se Pyar Krna

Kal Chaand Se Ye Sawal Kia

Kal Chaand Se Ye
Sawal Kia

Bata Tou Sahi
Wo Ajnabi Dikhny
Mein Kesa Hy

Tou Us Ne Kaha

Kuch Meri Kirno'n
k Jesa Hy

Kuch Aftab k Jesa Hy

Kuch Kalliyo'n c Hy
Muskaan Uski

Kuch Khilty Gulab
Jesa Hy

Kuch Ujaly Mein Hy
Jhalak Uski

Kuch Raat k Shabab
Jesa Hy

Agr Husn Ko Main Ek
Sawal Kaho'n Tou

Us k Jawab Jesa Hy

Jisey Dekho'n
Aur Chuu Na Sako'n
Aise Sundar Khwab k
Jesa Hy

Kehty Hyn ISHQ
Ibadat Hy

Tou Us Ibadat k
Sawab Jesa Hy

Hazar Chehro'n Mein Hyn

Hazar Chehro'n Mein Hyn
Teri Shabahatei'n Mili Mujh ko

Par Dil Ki Marzi Hy Agar Tu
Nahi Tou Tujh Sa Bhi Nahi .. !!

Judaai, Ratt-jaga

Judaai, Ratt-jaga Aur Karb-e-Musalsal

Chalo Tum Ne Mujhy Kuch Tou Dia Hy ...

Tum Khafa Kyun Ho

Tum Khafa Kyun Ho?

Tumhei'n Mujh Se Gila Kia Hy ?

Achanak Be-rukhi Itni ?

Batao Tou Hua Kia Hy ?

Manao'n Kis Terha Tum Ko

Mujhy Itna Tu Batla Do

Agar Ab ho Sakey Tum Se

Tou Ye Ehsaan Ker Do

Meri Manzil Mohabbat Hy

Mujhy Manzil Pe Pohancha Do

Tumhari Aankh Mein Aansu

Mujhy Ache Nahi Lagte

Tumhary Narm Honto'n Pe

Gilay Ache Nahi Lagte

Tumhary Muskurane Se

Mera Dil Muskurata Hy

Tumharey Rooth Janey Se

Mera Dil Tuut Jata Hy

Most Touching Lines

Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ...


























"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition




Bcoz



Khan Sahab's Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)

Kameeni Msg Padhne

1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)

2 Frndz aftr giving d exam

2 Frndz aftr giving
d exam

1st: Oye paper konsa
tha?

2nd: Maths ka

1st: Mtlb TU paper ker
k aya hy?

2nd: Nhi Yar sath waki
bachi k hath me clculatr
dkha tha ... ;->

A Beggar Came Up

A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven't Tasted Food
All Week.."

Memon Replied :
"Don't Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->

Friendship is a Sun

Friendship
is a Sun, which rises,
only when Ur heart has
set on it
Friendship
is a Throne, U can sit,
only when U share Ur
kingdom wid it ... !

T R U T H

"T R U T H"
Is Expressed

Where As

"L I E"
Is Made ... :)

Ye Keh Ker Farishto'n Se

Ye Keh Ker Farishto'n Se
JANNAT Mein Chala Jao'n Ga

HUSSAIN (r.a) k Qadmo'n k
Nishaan Dhoond Raha Hoon

~ Allama Iqbal ~

Marr Ja Furaat Apne Hi Paani

Marr Ja Furaat Apne Hi Paani
Mein Doob Ker ...

Pyasa Chala Gaya Hy Tere
Paas Se HUSSAIN ...

Be Simple But Look Stylish

Be Simple
But Look Stylish
Be Tough
But Look Soft
Be Tensed
But Look Cool
Be A Beginner
But Look Winner
That\'s d Way Of
LIFE
LIFE Has No
\"Pause Buttons\"
DREAMS Have No
\"Expiry Date\"
Time Has No
\"Holiday\"
So
Don\'t Waste A Single
Moment In Your Life ... :)

A Funny Thought About Love

A Funny Thought
About Love


"L O V E"

Is Like The

"M E A S L E S"

We All Have To

Go Through It ... :)

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.

Kitne armano se

Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...

Wo bare piyar se
boli....

Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->

Aik sardar k ghar k bahir

Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.

aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
name plate da matlb aa
Msc.mother of seven children aur
Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->

Dil me Pyar Hai

Dil me Pyar Hai !

Ankho me Nasha Hai !

Baaton me Maza Hai !

Andaaz hee Juda Hai !

Dosti me Wafa Hai !

MASHALLAH isi Liye to Har Koi Mujh pay fida hai.. ;->

Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr

Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai



Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?




Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le... =P ;->

Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya

Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya

teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?

Wo bola:

"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}

Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan

Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya.. ?

Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.. :-)

Friendship Diary

Friendship Diary:

1- Name _______,

2- Nick Name ______,

3- Date of Birth _______,

4- Education _______,

5- Koi achi Aadat _______,

6- Koi buri Aadat _______,

7- Pasandeda Rishta _______,

8- Pasandeda Colour _______,

9- Pasandeda Dish ________,

10- Mujh se Dosti ki waja ________,

11- Lover Name ________,

12- Best Friend Name _______.
Reply with Truth. Plz reply i am waiting.......,

Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki

Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya

or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya...:-D

Khush gwaar mood may

Khush gwaar mood may
agr aapki
Lover
aapse kahe k aaj aap jo chaaho pa lo !
To aap kya demand kro ge?
Reply is must

mujhy maloom hy tum

mujhy maloom hy tum mujhy ko bhool jaao gay lekin..

palat kar jab bhi aao gay mohabbat muntazir hogi..

kasy guzarti hai meri

kasy guzarti hai meri hr 1 sham os k bgair..""

agar wo dekh ly to kabhi tanha na chory mujhy...

itna aasan nahe hai

itna aasan nahe hai shaher-e-muhabbat ka pata"guriya"

khud bhataktay phirtay hai yahan raah bataney walay...

Guriyakisi kay aik aansu

"guriya"kisi kay aik aansu sey hazaron dil taraptey hai.

kisi ka umar bhar ka rona yunhi bekar jata hai...

surma samajh kar ghair ko

surma samajh kar ghair ko aankhon mein di jagah,

aansoo samajh kar aankh say mujh ko gira dia.

Wo Khush Hai Per Shayad

Wo Khush Hai Per Shayad Humse Nahi
Wo Naraz Hai Per Humse Nahi

Kon Kehta Hai Unhay Mohabbat Nahi
Mohabbat Tu Hai Per Shayad Humse Nahi

Milain Aik Bar

Milain Aik Bar To Sada Yaad Rahain
Zamany Main Aisy Bhe Kuch Log Hain Abhi