The Chief Excitement In A Woman

The Chief Excitement
In A Woman's
Life Is ... !!!
.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is ... ;->

Bachey Aapas Me Larr Rahe Thy .

"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...

1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha:
Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap
Humari Baat Nhi Mane'n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k
Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan
Me Ghustakhana Kalmat
Pesh Kare'n Gy

2nd: Tou Hum Aap k
Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe
Aisa Tamaancha Baja
Laye'n Gy k Gaal Gulaab
Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne
Lagy Ga .. ;->

What Happens To A Chartered Accountant

What Happens To A
Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur

In The Confrontation

In The Confrontation
B/w The Stream & The
Rock, The Stream
Always Wins
Not Through Strength
But By Perseverance
So Work Hard But
Enjoy Every Moment

Gud A.M :)

As d Sun Kisses U Awake

As d Sun Kisses U
Awake

Did U Hear GOD Whisper
"I Love U" 2 Ur Ear ?

Hop d Noise Of d Day
Won't Drown HIS Voice

As HE Repeats Dese
Words 2 U All Day
Gud A.M

Dosti Ka Daawa Kerny

Dosti Ka Daawa Kerny
Wale Hum Ny Dekhey
Hyn ...

Jinhai'n Hum Azeez
Tou Hyn Magar Apni
Masroofiat k Baad !!

Dil Ki Khamoshi Se Saanso'n k Theher Jane Tk

Dil Ki Khamoshi Se
Saanso'n k Theher
Jane Tk

Yaad Aayega Mujhy
Wo Shaks Marr Jane
Tk

Us Ne Ulfat k b
Paimaany Bna Rakhy
Thay

Me Ne Chaha Tha
Usay Hadh Sy Guzar Jane
Tak ...

Kis Qadar Anokha Hy Zaabta Mohabbat Ka

Kis Qadar Anokha Hy
Zaabta Mohabbat Ka

Kab Na Jaany Ho Jaye
Mo'ajza Mohabbat Ka

Apni Zaat Se Bhi Wo
Ajnabi Sa Lgta Hy

Jis K Saath Ho Jaye
Haadsa Mohabbat Ka

Wo Inkaar Kerty Hyn Iqrar k Liye

Wo Inkaar Kerty Hyn
Iqrar k Liye

Nafrat b Krty Hyn Tou
Pyar k Liye

Ulti Chal Chalty Hyn Ye
Ishq Waly

Aankhei'n Band Krty Hyn
Deedar k LIye

Main Na Hoon Ga Tou Meri Yaad Ki Baarish Ho Gi Ek Pal Bhi Tujhey Tanha Na Chorho'n Ga !!!

Main Na Hoon Ga Tou
Meri Yaad Ki
Baarish Ho Gi

Ek Pal Bhi Tujhey
Tanha Na Chorho'n
Ga !!!

Main Tu Qayam Hoon

Main Tu Qayam Hoon
Teri Mohabbat Ki
Badolat Werna

Qasam Se Yuun Bikher
Jaao'n k Khud Na Aao'n
Apne !!

Mohabbat Aazmani Ho Tou

Mohabbat Aazmani Ho Tou
Bas Ita Hi Kaafi Hy

Zara Sa Rooth Kr Dekho
Mananey Kon Aata Hy

Din Dhaltey Hi Ujarr

Din Dhaltey Hi Ujarr
Jaati'n Hyn Aankhei'n

Jis Terha Shaam Ko
Bazaar Kisi Gaao'n Mein

What Is The Difference Between LOVE & FRIENDSHIP

What Is The Difference
Between
LOVE & FRIENDSHIP ...

If Love Has Fear
Friendship Has Care ...

If Love Breaks
Friendship
Friendship Breaks
Hate ...

If Love Gives Tears
Friendship Gives
Support ...

If Love Makes
Possessive
Friendship Makes
Cooperative ...

If Love Ends On Hate
Friendship Ends On
Love ...

If Love Is For Always
Friendship Is Forever ... :)

Fake / Real F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Fake / Real
F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Fake Frnz: Never Ask
For Food
Real Frnz: Are The
Reason You Have No
Food

Fake Frnz: Never Seen
You Cry
Ral Frnz: Cry with You

Fake Frdz: Borrow Your
Stuff For Few Days
Thn Give It back
Real Frnz: Keep Your
Stuff So Long They
Forget Its Yourz

Fake Frnz: Knew Few
Things Abt You
Real Frnz: Could Write
A Book Abt You Wid
Direct Quotes From You

Fake Frnz: Are For
A While
Real Frnz: Are For Life ... (:

Fake / Real F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Fake / Real
F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Fake Frnz: Never Ask
For Food
Real Frnz: Are The
Reason You Have No
Food

Fake Frnz: Never Seen
You Cry
Ral Frnz: Cry with You

Fake Frdz: Borrow Your
Stuff For Few Days
Thn Give It back
Real Frnz: Keep Your
Stuff So Long They
Forget Its Yourz

Fake Frnz: Knew Few
Things Abt You
Real Frnz: Could Write
A Book Abt You Wid
Direct Quotes From You

Fake Frnz: Are For
A While
Real Frnz: Are For Life ... (:

Did Any1 Ever Tell U Just How Special U r

Did Any1 Ever Tell
U Just How Special
U r !

The Light Th8 U Emit
Mi8e Even A Light
Star !

Did Any1 Ever Tell
U How Important U
Make Others Feel !

Somebody Out Here Is
:)ing Because Of
Something U Said Or
Did !

Did Any1 Ever Tell
U Just How Much
They Like U !!

Life ... Surely Is
Joyful With
FRIENDS .. :)

teri kam-goee k chachay hain zamany bhar main

teri kam-goee k chachay hain zamany bhar main faraz.

kis se seekha hy youn batoon ki wazahat karna..

Happy Summer season

Happy Summer season

With great Offers

Mota Mota Machar

Lots of Makhiaan

And

Long Time Load Shading

Enjoy it and Keep smiling

aibtadaay mohabat aunho nay ki

aibtadaay mohabat aunho nay ki
ailzamay mohabat hum pay aia

aizharay mohabat aunho nay ki
ailzam aqraray mohabat hum pay aia

aintayhaay mohabat aunho nay ki
ailzam aintayhaay mohabat hum pay aia

Na Ghazal Likhoon Na Nazam Likhoon

Na Ghazal Likhoon Na Nazam Likhoon
Tujhe Kia Mere Main Sanam Likhoon


Tere Naam Per Dil Dharkta Hai
Ese Ishaq Likhoon Ya Alam Likhoon
Tere Naam Se Meri Zindagi
Tujhe Tu Likoon Ya Hum Likhoon
Arman Ishaq Main Shad Hoa
Tere Piyar ko marham Likhoon

Yad ha tum ne muje kaha tha

Yad ha tum ne
muje kaha tha

agar kabhi ham
bichhar gaey to
dil mein pyaar ke jugnoo bhar ke
kuch pall muj ko dhondtey rehna
dekhna main phir laut aaon gi
lekin..
teri yaad mein ab tak
main aur jugnoo bhattak rahey han

Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga

Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.

be azar wo kar late hain wada

be azar wo kar late hain wada yeh samajh kar.
yeh ahl-e-murwat hain,taqaza na karen ge.

Mujhe MUSALMAN se kafir bna kr faqat itna kaha

Mujhe MUSALMAN se kafir bna kr faqat itna kaha...

Tum to deen se wafa na kr sakaY hum se kYa kro gaY... O_o

Easy way to kill an ant

Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.



Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message ky

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"



bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->

L i F E i s N o t

L i F E
i s
N o t
F i N D I N G
y O U r S L f . . . . .
I t ' s
a B o U t
C r E a T i N
Y o U r S e L f ... <-;

Think about yourself atleast once in your life time

"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...







Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->

Hota Ta Roz Jin K Tabassum Pe Ek Qatal

Hota Ta Roz Jin K Tabassum Pe Ek QataL,

Be-Sakhta Hansay To Qayamat He Aa Gayi... O_o

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:

"kitna pyara bacha hai"?

sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola

"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->

H A D E E S S H A R E E F

// H A D E E S
S H A R E E F //

Jo Shaks Subh ki Namaz Ba-Jamat

Parhe wo Allah k Zimma me hota hai.

(Muslim:657)

2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
.







1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.


Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->

Ae logo ! Tum kis dunya par fakhr kartay ho

"Ae logo ! Tum kis dunya par fakhr kartay ho?
Jahan behtreen mashroob
makhi ka thook (shehed)
aur behtren kapra keeray
ka thook (Resham) hy!"

HAZRAT ALI (R.A.)

Tipz To Beat Da Summer

Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables


But Most Important



4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->

Bhool

'' Bhool ''

Allah Tallah Insan Ko Maaf Kr Deta Ha
Insan Insan Ko Maaf Kr Deita Ha
Magar
Insan Ki Bhol Insan Ko Kabhi Bi Maaf Nahe Karti...''

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?

A man raisd hand

CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->

kyun na gharoor karte mein apne ap pe

kyun na gharoor karte mein apne ap pe..

mujhe us ne chaha jis k chahne waly hazaron thy..

kisi ki yaad ne zakhmoon se

kisi ki yaad ne zakhmoon se bhar diyqa hai seena mohsin!

her eik saans shak hay k aakhri ho gi.

Dil or dunia main sirf itna fark hai

Dil or dunia main sirf itna fark hai
k is duniya main bohot sai log rehtay hain
or is dil mai sirf app....

Ek Khoobsurat

Ek Khoobsurat "Aitebaar"

Agar KHUDA tumhari Duaien puri kar raha hai to wo tumhara "Yaqeen" Barha raha hai,

Agar Duaien puri karne mein dair kar raha hai to tumhara "SABAR" barha raha hai.

Agar tumhar Duaoon ka jawab nahi de raha hai to wo tumhy aazma raha hai

The spirit of easter

The spirit of easter
is all about Hope,
Love and Joyfull living.
Happy Easter!

The budding trees, the new flowers

The budding trees, the new flowers,
and birds that sweetly sing,
whisper to me that it’s Easter.
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always! Happy Easter

May the angels protect u

May the angels protect u…
may the sadness forget u…
may goodness surround u…
and may Allah always bless u…
Happy Easter!!!

What do you call Easter

Q: What do you call Easter
when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

The resurrection gives my life

The resurrection gives my life
meaning and direction and the opportunity
to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

The stone was rolled away from the door

The stone was rolled away from the door,
not to permit Christ to come out,
but to enable the disciples to go in.” - Peter Marshall

Jesus cannot forget us

Jesus cannot forget us;
we have been graven on
the palms of his hands. - Lois Picillo

Let every man and woman count himself immortal.

Let every man and woman count himself immortal.
Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection.
Let him say not merely, “Christ is risen,” but “I shall rise.” - Phillips Brooks

The Lord came to earth

The Lord came to earth
with a life to give,
so each one of us
may continue to live.
Happy Easter!

Easter is a promise

Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!

May Lord bless you on

May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter